Rat ko Rat ka tohfa nhi dete.................................

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Saturday, 11 May 2013

Rat ko Rat ka tohfa nhi dete,
Dil ko Jazbat ka tohta nahi dete,
Dene ko to hm ap ko chand v de de,
bt chand ko chand ka tohfa nahi Dete..

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Mayus Hona..........................

Mayus Hona
Ek Gunah Hota He
Milta Wahi He
Jo Kismat Me Hota He Har Chiz Mile Hame
Ye Jruri To Nhi
Kuch Chizo Ke
Intzar Me Hi Maza Hota He

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Mere Dil Ki Duniya Basao To...........................

Mere Dil Ki Duniya Basao To
Jane Sisakte Labo Ko Hansao To
Jane Wafao"Ki Baten Bahut Kar Li
Tumne Mujhe Apni Dulhan Banao To
Jane

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Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon.....................

Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghatliye Dil ki
gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz “I LOVE YOU”

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Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin............................

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

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Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye............................

Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye.
Bhikhre hue sapne ham jod nahi paaye,
Sayad honge ham hi itne Bure,
Jo kisi ke dil mai ham utar nahi paaye.

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Girl: I'm jealous..............................

Girl: I'm jealous.
WHEN others girls r looking at u

Boy: Don't be jealous, baby


Girl: Why?

Boy: 'Cause you have something that they don't.

Girl: What?

Boy: My heart

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Mana Hum Halat Se.......................

Mana Hum Halat Se
Majbur Rehte He
Fir B Tere Khayalon Me
Chur Rehte He
Ankhon Me Rehti Hai
Tasvir tumhari
Kya Hua Hum Tumse
Dur Rehte He

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Bewafa ki thokar lagi Par.........................

Bewafa ki thokar lagi Par unpe aaj b naaz hai
Najaron se dur pr Dhadkan k pass hai Unke bina
jee to rahe hai Par bitaye hue Lamhe kuch Khass
hai

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Mausam ki nazaakat h.............................

Mausam ki nazaakat h
Hasrton ne pukaara h
Kaise kahe ki kitna miss
karte he hum aap ko
Yeh sms usi yaad ka 1
ishara he

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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete.........................

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

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Kisi Ko Chaho To..........................

Kisi Ko Chaho To Is Aandaz Se Chaho,
A...Dost
Ki Unko Jab Bhi Pyaar Mile To Tum Yaad
Aa Jao!!

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Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna.........................

Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat samajna.

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Har Waqt Mera Weham Meri Jaan Leta Hai...........................

Har Waqt Mera Weham Meri Jaan Leta Hai.....♥♥♥
Ek Baar Phr Se Keh Do Na k "TUM" Sirf"MERE" Ho.Har Waqt Mera Weham Meri Jaan Leta Hai.....♥♥♥
Ek Baar Phr Se Keh Do Na k

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Tu hi bata kahan se.........................

Tu hi bata kahan se dhoond kar laon
ab apne
ap ko.
Tujhe pane k liye min ne khud ko kho
deya...

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Muddat se koi shakhs rulane nahi aaya............................

Muddat se koi shakhs rulane nahi aaya
Jalti hui ankhon ko bujhane nahi aaya,
Kehta tha k hum sath jiyen sath marenge
Ab rooth gaye hain to manane nahi aaya..

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Kabhi Tum Bhi Nazar Aao...........................

Kabhi Tum Bhi Nazar Aao
Subha Se Sham Tak Humko
Bahut Se Log Miltay Hain
Nighao’on Se Guzartay Hain
Koi Andaaz Tum Jaisa
Koi Hum Naam Tum Jaisa
Magar Tum Hi Nahi Miltay
Bahut Be-Chain Phirtay Hain
Bardhay Betaab Rehtay Hain
Dua Ko Haath Uth’tay Hain
Dua Main Ye Hi Kehtay Hain
Lagi Hai Bheed Logo’on Ki
Magar Is Bheed Main JANAM
Kabhi Tum Bhi Nazar Aao
Kabhi Tum Bhi Nazar Aao…

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1 Khamosi bekrari ban jati he.......................

1 Khamosi bekrari ban jati he,
1 Khamosi Ikrar ban jati he,
Pyar kro to kabhi Khamos mat rehna,
Kyuki kabi kabi sirf 1 Khamosi
Zindgi bhar ka Intzar ban jati he.

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Wo apna Bhi nhi.............................

Wo apna Bhi nhi,
Wo prya Bhi nhi
Ye kaisi dhoop hai
Jis ka saya Bhi nhi
Kisi ko chaha zindagi ki tarah
Usse door Bhi rahe
Aur bhulaya bhi nhi..!

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Ankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha..........................

Ankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar
Kar Nahi Dekha,
Ki Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Abhi
Samandar Nahi Dekha,
Patthar Mujhe Kahta Mera Chahne Wala,
Main Mom Hoon Usne Mujhe Chhoo
Kar Nahi Dekha.

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Usi ne aaj bataya mujhe .......................

Usi ne aaj bataya mujhe ke kaun hoon main,
woh jis ko aaj se pehle main janta bhi nai tha...!!!

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Jab Bhi Mere Honthon Par ........................

Jab Bhi Mere Honthon Par Tera Naam Aata Hai...
Mere Tadpate Dil Ko Sanam Aaram AataHai.....

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Tum Ne Hum Ko Chor To Diya .....................

Tum Ne Hum Ko Chor To Diya Magar Ek Baat To Btatay Jao,,,,
Hum Ne Tum Se Wafa Nahi Ki Ya Tumhain Talaash Kisi Bewafa Ki Thi?........

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Kuch Is Tarha Se Main Apni Zindagi...............................

Kuch Is Tarha Se Main Apni Zindagi
Tamaam Kar Dun..
Waqt-e-seher Tum ko Dekhon Aur Shaam
Kar Dun.. Khwaab Mai Bhii Tere Siwa KoiDikhayee
Na De..
Umar Bhar K liye Ankhon Ko Tera
Ghulaam Kar Dun..

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Titliyoun ko pukarna uski aadat thi.............................

Titliyoun ko pukarna uski aadat thi
Har ek sai milna uski aadat thi
Wo jisko tanhai se dar lagta tha
Magar tanhai mai rehna uski aadat thi
Wo ek ansoo girne per khafa hota
Jise tanhai me rone ki aadat thi
Hamesha mafi mangne ki garz se
Roz nayi galtiyan karna uski aadat thi
Wo jo dil-o-jaan nichawar karta tha mujh per
Magar choti se baat per ruthna uski aadat thi
Hum uske sath chal diye ye jantey huey bi
Rah mai har ek ko chor dena uski adat thi.

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Main lafzo se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta.....................

Main lafzo se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta...
Iska matlab ye nahi ki main tujhe pyaar nahi karta...
Chahta hun main tujhe aaj bhi per.....,
Teri soch mein apna waqt bekaar nahi karta...
Tamasha na ban jaye kahin muhabbat meri...
ISLIYE,
Apne dard ko aksar izhaar nahi karta...
Jo kuch mila hai usi mein khush hun mein...
Tere liye khuda say TAQRAAR nahi karta...
Per kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein...
ZAALIM WARNA,
Tujhe chahne ki khata BAR-BAR na karta.........!!!

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Tanha zindgi se aawaz aati hai..........................

Tanha zindgi se aawaz aati hai,

Bina roye aankhe bhar aati hai,

Hua karte the sath unke,

Aaj dekhne ko bhi aankhe taras jati hai.

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Bohat Ajeeb Hain..............................

Bohat Ajeeb Hain Ye Bandishein Mohabat Ki.
Na Us Ne Qaid Mein Rakha Na Hum Faraar Hue.

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JaB kOi ItNa kHaS bAn JaYe ...................................

JaB kOi ItNa kHaS bAn JaYe ,
uSkE bARe mE sOcHnA hI AhSas bAn JAyE ,
MaNg lEnA KHuDa sE uSe JinDaGi kE LiYe ,
IssE pEhlE Ki wO kIsI Or kI sAs bAn jAyE.....

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Yaad Kar K Apko Jita H Koi.........................

Yaad Kar K Apko Jita H Koi,
Saanso Me Apko Mehsoos Karta H Koi,
Mout To Aani H 1 Din,
Par Apse Dur Rehkar Har Pal Marta H
Koi...

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Aaj Koi Naya Zakham Nahi........................

Aaj Koi Naya Zakham Nahi Diya Us Ne Mujhe,,
Koi Pata Karo wo Theak To Hai Na~~~!

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Muhabat mujhe tum say nahi..............................

♥● Muhabat mujhe tum say nahi teraykirdar say hai ●♥
♥● Warna haseen log to bazar mein sar e aam mila kartay hain ●♥

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Hum aah bhi karte hain to ho.........................

Hum aah bhi karte hain to ho jate hain badnaam,
Wo qatal bhi karte hain to charcha nahin hota.

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Smallest word is "I",...............................

Smallest word is "I",
sweettest word is "LOVE"
Closest word is "YOU"
Memorable word is"R"
Bcaz her name is
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Rasna.
I love you Rasna

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Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke........................

Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke..
Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke..
Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe..
To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hain Tuje Yaad Karke…

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Dil deewana h mere bas m nhi h ..........................

Dil deewana h mere bas m nhi h

tumhiko bar bar yaad karta h,
main bhi pareshan hoon iski is harkat se
na jaane kyun tumhi pe ye marta h

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Tanha si zindagi me...........................

Tanha si zindagi me
Chhota sa saath
tumhara
Itefaq hi sahi
Par lagta he humko
Pyara
Jaise akele se parinde
ko mil gaya ho
Aasman Saara.

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Badan Ki Qurbat Ko To Mil........................

Badan Ki Qurbat Ko To Mil Jaatay Hain Log Hazaaro'n...
Main Ne Ek Shakhs Ko Chaha Tha Sirf Mohabat K Liye...

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Pal Pal Uska Saath Nibhate Hum........................

Pal Pal Uska Saath Nibhate Hum
Ek Ishare Pe Dunya Chhor Jate Hum
Samandar K Beech Me Pohanch Kar Fareib Kya Usne
Wo Kehte To Kinaare Pe Hi Doob Jate Hum.

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Ik Ladki Hai Is Dunia Mein..........................

Ik Ladki Hai Is Dunia Mein, Jise Pyar MainKarta Hu
Ik Ladki Hai Is Dunia Mein Jiski Aankho Par Marta Hu
Par Aksar Ye Khyal Mere Dil Mein Aata Rahta Hai
Wo Mujhse Pyar Bhi Karti Hai, Ya Main Pagalpan Karta Hu.

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Mujhe Neend Aati Nahi Ab Magar..............................

Mujhe Neend Aati Nahi Ab Magar
Mera Dil To Ab Gaane-Hasne Laga Hai
Kahne Ko Sab Kuch Wahi Ka Wahi Hai
Par Mujhe Har Ik Zarra Naya Lagne laga Hai...

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Mere Dil Ne Ye Dua MaanGit Hai.................................

Mere Dil Ne Ye Dua MaanGit Hai
Tujhe ManGa Teri Wafa MaanGi Hai,
Jis ChahaT Ko Dekh K Jal Jaye Zamana
Teri MohaBBat Ki Wo Ada MaanGi HaI♥♥

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Dard-e-DiL Ab Aur Kya Sunaye..........................

Dard-e-DiL Ab Aur Kya
Sunaye
Iss Zamane Ko...
A Bhanu
Rang Teri Bewafai Ka
Kabhi Chhutega Nahi.
Dil Me Bahut Dard Hai
Teri Bewafai Ka

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Aye Hasrat e deedar.........................

Aye Hasrat e deedar ye kia raaz ha akhir...
Wo samnay aaty hain to dekha nahi jata...

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Kyun Hota Hai Ye...................

Kyun Hota Hai Ye ,
Aitbar karke Zindagi mein Aksar
Jo Bohat Apnay Ho ,
Wo Apnay Nahi Rehty .

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Chahe Dosti ho ya Mohabbat,...............................

Chahe Dosti ho ya Mohabbat,
Surat se nahi Dil se Hua karti Hai,
Surat to unki Khud Achchi Lagne Lagti hai,
Jinki Kadar "DiL" se Hua karti Hai.

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Cute love..............................

Cute love -
Boy - kya mai tumhala hath pakal saktahu ????
Girl - Nahhhh
Boy - alle kyun ????
Girl - kyuki mujhe bahot dard hoga jab tum mela hath chhologe toh _

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Alwida KehTe Huye Jab...........................

Alwida KehTe Huye Jab
Maine UsSe Maangi Koi
Nishani..
Ae Yaro..
Wo Musakura Ke BoLi Ki
Meri Judaai Hi Kaafi Hai
Tuje Rulaane Ke Liye!

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Har Ek Se Kuch Aisa Rishta Nibha Lo.............................

Har Ek Se Kuch Aisa
Rishta Nibha Lo.
Har Ek Ka Har Gam
Chura Lo.
Itna Pyaar Karo Apno
Se;
Ki,
Khuda Bhi Kahe,
"Plz Mujhe Bhi Apna
Bana Lo"

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IsSe Pehle K Raat Ho Jaye...........................

IsSe Pehle K Raat Ho
Jaye
Kyu Na Ek Mulaqat Ho
Jaye
Apne Mobile Se Ek Pyara
Sa SmS Hi Kardo
JisSe Shor B Na Ho Aur
Baat Ho Jaye!

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Ye meri wfa hai ya fareb uska................................

Ye meri wfa hai ya
fareb uska
Jo rista humne aise
nibhaya hai
Apne jnm ke bdle kbr
par jo gulab
Janma todkr usne balo
me lgaya hai

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Tujse ishq aise hum nibhaya krenge......................

Tujse ishq aise hum
nibhaya krenge
Kbi dhup lgegi to hm
chaya krenge
Apni chaht ko hmare
naam to kro
Janmo tak tuje dil se
chaha krenge

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Samett Lo In Naazuk....................................

Samett Lo In Naazuk
Lamho Ko.na Jane Ye
Lamhe Kal Ho Na
Ho.agar Ho Bhi Ye Lamhe
To Kya Maalum.shamil
Aapke Lamho Me Hum
Ho Na Ho.

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Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Apne............................

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Friday, 10 May 2013

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Apne Ghar Khane Pe Bulata Hai.

Girlfriend Khana Khate Hue Boy-Friend Se Puchti Hai.

Girlfriend: “Ye Tumhara Kutta Mujhe Bahut Der Se Ghoor Kyu Raha Hai?”

Boyfriend: “Tum Jaldi-Jaldi Se Khaana Kha Lo, Wo Apni Plate Pehchan Gaya Hai“..

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Agar mobile India me bante to usme ...........................

Agar mobile India me bante to usme message templates kuch aise hote:
1. Kamine call kar
2. Cigarette lete hue aana
3. teri bhabi k sath hu
4. Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de
5. kaha hai saale ??
6. kal college ya bunk...??
7. Dimag mat khaa.
8. Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai
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2-3senti msg to bhej
9. Abhi call mat karo jaanu, papa jaag rhe hai
10. Baad me baat karti hu mummy samne hai
11. ghumne chal rahi ho ??
N THE MOST IMPORTANT
12. balance nahi hai, call kar

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Paani ko daru bana dete.........................

Paani ko daru bana dete,

daru ka tanker lagwa dete

Kambakhat hamne peeni chod di hai warna

Taj Mahal ko bear bar or
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mumtaz ko bar girl bana dete....

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Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho.............................

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..

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Ansu Ko Lakh Samjhaya ...........................

Ansu Ko Lakh Samjhaya , Tanhai MeinAaya Karo,,
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Mehfil Mein Hamara Mazaq na Udaya Karo...
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Is par Ek Ansu Tapak Ke bola...
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Itne Logon Ke Bheed Mein Jb Apko Akela Paya..
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To Ghum Bantne Chale Aaye.

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Tujhe pane ki Isliye zidd nhi karte........................

Tujhe pane ki Isliye zidd nhi karte,
ke tujhe khone ko dil nhi krta,
Tu milta hai to isliye nazre nhi uthate,
ke fir Nazre hatane ka dil nhi karta,
Dil ki bat isliye tujhse nhi karte,
ke apna dil dukhane ko dil nhi karta,
khwabo mei tujhko isliye nhi sajaate,
ke fir neend se Jaagne ko dil nhi karta.

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fir wahi fasaana afsaana sunaati ho.........................

fir wahi fasaana afsaana sunaati ho,
dil ke paas hoon keh kar dil jalati ho,
beqaraar hai aatish-e-nazarnazar se milne ko,
to Fir kyon nahi pyaar jataatiho

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Tut jaye khwab to judne ki aash kya rakhna.......................

Tut jaye khwab to judne ki aash kya rakhna,
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palko ke bhigne ka hisab kyarakhna,
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Bas isliye muskura dete hai hum,
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Ki apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna

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Zindgi Me Koi Khaas Tha............................

Zindgi Me Koi Khaas Tha,
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Tanhai Ke Siwa Kuch Na Paas Tha,
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Paa To Lete Zindgi Ki Har Khushi Bhi,
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Par Har Khushi Me Uski Kami Ka Ehsaas Tha..:

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Muje Baho Mai Bikhar Jane Do...............................

Muje Baho Mai Bikhar Jane Do
Apni Mushkhabar Sanso Se Mehek Jane
Do,
Dil Machalta Hai Sanse Rukti Hai,
Ab To Seene Mai Ajj Muje Utar Jane Do

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wo kaun sa cheej hai jo ham...........................

wo kaun sa cheej hai jo ham jeebh se chat te haìn to white malai girta hai.,.?
kiya . . .kamino icecream .?

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Girllfrnd ne boyfrnd ke gal ...........................

Girllfrnd ne boyfrnd ke gal pe kiss kiya aur lipistice lag gayi,,
boyfrnd ..tumne mere gal pe lipistice kiyon laga diya,..?
Agar daag ache kaam ke liye lage hain to daag ache hain..?

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chiken aisa khauo jo kaccha na ho.............................

chiken aisa khauo jo kaccha na ho..?
Zara gauor farmaiye,?
Chiken aisa khauo jo kaccha na ho ..?
Aur girllfrnd aisi patawo jiske koi baccha na ho...?

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wo jokes hi kiya jokes hai jisme hansi na ho..............................

wo jokes hi kiya jokes hai jisme hansi na ho..?
Zara gauor farmaiye..?
Wo jokes hi kiya jokes hai jisme hansi na ho .,.?
Aur wo ladki hi kiya ladki haì jo kisi se fansi na ho...?

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Life sometimes takes unknown turn....................................

"Life sometimes takes unknown turn,
Don't be afraid to travel.
Someday that turn may take you to untouched heights on top of the world..!

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Its easy to say I LOVE U.........................

Its easy to say I LOVE U
but hard to get love from theone u love,
its easy to say I HATE U
but hard to hate the ONE whom u love...

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Ek tym tha jab Bill Gates ne American bank se...................................

Ek tym tha jab Bill Gates ne American bank se 10,0000 Lacs ka loan manga tha but American bank ne voh Laon refuse kr dia tha
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orrr 2001 me Bill gates ne vo bank hi khreed lia..
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1 aaj ka din hai ICICI walo ne mera15,000/- ka loan cancel kia hai
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naa jiii naa maf karne kaa toh swal hi paida nhi hota ...

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Nafrat bhi pyar ki bunyad hoti he..............................

Nafrat bhi pyar ki bunyad hoti he

mulakat se acchi kisi ki yaad hoti he

Rishton me faaslo ka wajud nhi hota

kiyonki dil ki duniya to khayalo se abad hoti he.......

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Zindgi Me Koi Khaas Tha.........................

Zindgi Me Koi Khaas Tha,
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Tanhai Ke Siwa Kuch Na PaasTha,
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Paa To Lete Zindgi Ki Har Khushi Bhi,
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Par Har Khushi Me Uski Kami Ka Ehsaas Tha.

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yaado k jakham bade ajeeb hote h..........................

yaado k jakham bade ajeeb hote h,
apne pyar k sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote h,
sada yaade taza rhti h unki ,
jo ankho k nhi dil k kareeb hote h....!!!!!!

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Us Ki Chahat Ne Rulay Baohat Hai..............................

Us Ki Chahat Ne Rulay Baohat Hai,
Us Ki Yaadon Ne Tadpay Baohat Hai,
Hum Un Se Bohat Pyar Karte Hain,
Iss Mazboori Ko Us Ne Aazmaya Bohat Hai..

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Muhabbat Hai K Nafrat Hai............................

"Muhabbat Hai K Nafrat Hai Koi Itna To Samjhaye,

Kabhi Mein Dil Se Larta Hun, Kabhi Dil Mujse Larta Hai"

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Roz-e-mehshar tera bhi hissab................................

Roz-e-mehshar tera bhi hissab ho ga...!!!

"ay Waqt"

Q door mujh say too Ne mery Yaar Kar Diye...!!!

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Lipta Hai Mere Dil Se Kisi Raaz Ki Surat.............................

Lipta Hai Mere Dil Se Kisi Raaz Ki Surat,,
Wo Shakhs Ke Jis Ko Mera Hona Bhi Nahi Hai.

Yeh Ishq-O-Mohabbat Ki Riwayat Bhi Ajab Hai,,
Paana Bhi Nahi Hai, Usse Khona Bhi Nahi Hai.!!!

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Kis Ta,aluq se tujhko yaad karun..............................

Kis Ta,aluq se tujhko yaad karun
Harr Ta,aluq main badgumani hay...!!!

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Wo jo mera ho nigahon main haya rakhta ho..........................

Wo jo mera ho nigahon main haya rakhta ho,
Umar bhar saath nibhay azm-e-waffa rakhta ho,

Naz uss kay na uthao to shikayat na kary,
Gham utha kar bhi muskarany ki ada rakhta ho.

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Dil yu hi kisipe aata nahi...........................

Dil yu hi kisipe aata nahi,
har baat ki wajah me batata nahi,

dil chahata hai jaane usko hi kyun,
ye mein khud bhi abtak jaanta nahi

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Meri HATHELI bhi tum apne pas rakh lo..........................

Meri HATHELI bhi tum apne pas rakh lo,
Jab dua mango to isko bhi utha dena,

Khushi mile to apne haath aage kar dena,
Gham mile to meri HATHELI me thama dena..

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Tu Chala Gaya Mujhe chhor kar...............................

Tu Chala Gaya Mujhe chhor kar,
Maine phir bhi Tujhko Sadaayen dii,

Mere HumSafar tu ruka Nahi,
Ye Meri Sada ki Shikast hai…

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Baat umar bhar ki thi, Do pal ki nahin...........................

Baat umar bhar ki thi, Do pal ki nahin,
Baat sath ki thi, Halaat ki ki nahin,

Jahan ke mailay mein hath chor diya tu ne,
Baat zubaan ki thi, Kismat ki nahin..

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Chahta Hun Ke Bhool Jaon Tumhain............................

Chahta Hun Ke Bhool Jaon Tumhain
Aur Khud Bhee Na Yaad Aaon Tumhain

Jaisay Tum Sirf Ek Kahaani Thi
Jaisay Mein Sirf Ek Fasaana Tha

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Hota hai jis jaga..............................

Hota hai jis jaga,
Meri Barbadiyon ka Zikar

Tera bhi Naam leti hy,
Duniya kbhi kbhi

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Chalo aao Mohabbat Ki Nayi Bunyaad Rakhte Hain..........................

Chalo aao Mohabbat Ki Nayi Bunyaad Rakhte Hain,
Khud Paaband Rehte Hain Use Aazad Rakhte Hain ... !

Humare Khoon Main Rab Ne Yahi Taseer Rakhi Hai,
Buraai Bhool Jate Hain Achhai Yaad Rakhte Hain ... !!

Mohabbat Main Kahin Hum Se Koyi Gustakhi Na Ho Jaye,
Hum Apna Har Qadam Us Ke Qadam Ke Baad Rakhte Hain ... !!!

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Mahobbat me kuchh is tarah....................................

Mahobbat me kuchh is tarah “wafa” karu,
Woh bhul b jae to me “yaad” karu,

Mahobbat ne bas itna “sikhaya” he muje,
K khud se pehle unke liye “dua” karu..

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Ye wafa ka silaa hai to koi baat nahi........................

Ye wafa ka silaa hai to koi baat nahi,
Ye dard apno ne diya hai to koi baat nahi,

Yehi bahut hai ki vo dekh rahe hai kinare se,
Hum dub rahe hai to koi baat nahi….

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Mujhy Chhor Day Meray HaaL Par...............................

Mujhy Chhor Day Meray HaaL Par,
Tera Kya Bharosa Aey Hum Safar. . .!

Teri Mukhtasar Si Nawazishain
Mera DarD Aur Barhaa Na Dain..!!

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Achy hain ya bure hain bohat..........................

Achy hain ya bure hain bohat nayab hain hum

Koi humsa agar ho to zara samne lao ...!!!!

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Aese Bichrro Nahin.........................

Aese Bichrro Nahin,
Sadaa Ke Liye,
Mujh Se Rootho Na Tum,
Khuda Ke Liye,

Main Ne Manga Hai Bas Tumhe Rab Se,
Hath Jab Bhi Uthey Dua Ke Liye..

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Har Dard sy bara dard hai........................

Har Dard sy bara dard hai Dard e Judai
aziz,

ik lamha jeenay k lye so0 bar marna parta hai..!!

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Kisi ka rooth jana.............................

Kisi ka rooth jana or achanak bewafa hona

Mohabbat mein yahi lamha qayamat ki nishani hai

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Mujh Mein Lagta Hai ..........................

Mujh Mein Lagta Hai K Mujh se Zayada Wo Hai....
Khud Se Barh Kar Mujhe Rehti Hai Zarurat Uski....♥

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Dil jo toota hai to dil ke konon se............................

Dil jo toota hai to dil ke konon se,
Teri meri nishaniyan nikli’n,

Tu gaya hai to mere yaaron mein,
Kesi kesi kahaniyan nikli’n…

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Gilley hain hazaron ke badle ho kyon tum......................

Gilley hain hazaron ke badle ho kyon tum,
Magar ab karain kyon gillaa ajnabi se,

Azal hai neendain ganwaaney ka silsila,
Yeh acha nahin silsila ajnabi se..

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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u..................................

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

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Jeena chahte Hian Magar zindagi...............................

Jeena chahte Hian Magar zindagi Raas Nahi aati !!
Marna chahte Hain Magar Maut paas Nahi aati !!
Udaas Hain Hum is Zindagi se
uski yaadein bhi To Tarpane se Baaz Nahi aati !!
-> Dosto pyar me dil kavi nh dena .........

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I m feeling so happy.........................

I m feeling so happy,
do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky,
do u know how?
cuz God loves me.
Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
its YOU my love.

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I m going to write on............................

I m going to write on
all the bricks I MISS U
and i wish that
one falls on ur head,
so that u knows
how it hurts when u miss
someone special like u.

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If 10 people care 4 u...........................

If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u
that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u
that means i m not in this world.

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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari..........................

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.

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When time comes for u........................

When time comes for u
to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone
who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts

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Shaam ki tanhai mein kho na jana..............................

Shaam ki tanhai mein kho na jana,
Kisi ki masti mein doob na jana,
Milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,
Apni maanzil ko paakar is dost ko bhul na jana…..

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Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah....................................

Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah,
aankhon main bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah,
kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se,
unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah……

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Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai............................

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain…
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,
Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain…

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Ek Ajnabi Hai Magar.............................

Ek Ajnabi Hai Magar, Rooh Shanas Lagta Hai,
Meri Tarha Mujhe Wo Bhi Udaas Lagta Hai,

Karu’n Talash Toh Ho Shaq Wajood Par Usky,
Jo Aankhein Band Karun Toh Aas Paas Lagta Hai..!!!

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Phir Aaj Koi Gazal Tere Naam Na Ho Jaye...............................

Phir Aaj Koi Gazal Tere Naam Na Ho Jaye !!
Kahin Likhte Likhte Shaam Na Ho Jaye !!

Kar Rahe Hain Intezaar Teri Mohabbat Ka !!
Isi Intezaar Me Zindagi Tamam Na Ho Jaye !!

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Abhi bahaar baaqi hai chaman mein..............................

Abhi bahaar baaqi hai chaman mein,
Abhi shaakh se phool torna theek nahin,

Abhi sheher ke logon ko zarurat hai roshni ki,
Abhi hawaaon ka rukh morrna theek nahin..

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Abhi to shikaytain hain dil badnaseeb se.............................

Abhi to shikaytain hain dil badnaseeb se,
Ik din kisi ko dekh liya tha qareeb se,

Us ke baghair bhi wohi hai zindagi ka daur,
Halaat-e-zindagi bhi hain ajeeb se..

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Yahaan alfaaz biktey hain...............................

Yahaan alfaaz biktey hain,
Tijaarat hai takhiyul ki,

Muhabbat aik paisha hai,
Tumhary sheher mein Mohsin..

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Mohabbat farzz hoti ja rahi hai.............................

Mohabbat farzz hoti ja rahi hai,
Kisi ka qarzz hoti ja rahi hai,

Badan ko chaatt le gi ab yaqeenan,
Judaai marzz hoti ja rahi hai..

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Ek ajeeb sa manzar nazar aata hai.............................

Ek ajeeb sa manzar nazar aata hai,
Har ek qatra samandar nazara aata hai,

Kahan banaaon main ghar sheeshey se,
Har kisi ke hath mein pathar nazar aata hai..

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Anaa parast hai itnaa ke baat se pehle...............................

Anaa parast hai itnaa ke baat se pehle,
Woh uth ke band meri har kitab karde ga,

Main sach kahoon ga per haar jaaon ga,
Woh jhoot boley ga aur la’jawaab karde ga..

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Ghanney darakht ke neechey sulaa.........................

Ghanney darakht ke neechey sulaa ke chorr geya,
Ajeeb shakhss tha sapney dikhaa ke chorr geya,

Yeh ujrra hua ghar to usi aik ki nishaani hai,
Jo apne naam ki takhti* lagaa ke chorr geya..

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Gham’zadon* par is qadar hota hai...........................

Gham’zadon* par is qadar hota hai maazi ka assar,
Shadmaani main bhi aksar muskuraa saktey nahin,

Jis tarah do taalib-o-matloob naraazi ke baad,
Mudatton ik dusrey ke dilon se jaa saktey nahin..

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Teri hi yaadon mein main...............................

Teri hi yaadon mein main apna naam bhool jata hoon,
Milna tha kis ko, sabhi main kaam bhool jata hoon,

Barri mushkil si hoti hai wapis hosh main aney ko,
Kab sona kab jagna, subah se shaam bhool jata hoon..

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Kabhi hum tutey toh kabhi khwaab tutey...................................

Kabhi hum tutey toh kabhi khwaab tutey,
Na jane kitne tukron mein armaan tutey,
Har tukra aayina hai zindagi ka,
Har aayine ke saath laakhon jazbaat tutey

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Roshni kar raha hai is dil mein...................................

Roshni kar raha hai is dil mein,
Ik diya sa jala hai is dil mein,

Dar hai aankhen na phir chalak jayen,
Ik kaanta chubha hai is dil mein,

Jis ke saarey makaan khali hain,
Sheher aesa basaa hai is dil mein,

Gungunaane lagi hain saansain bhi,
Koi rehne laga hai is dil mein,

Koi jis ka nahin ilaaj Arshad,
Dard aesa uthaa hai is dil mein..

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Jeeti baazi haara hoon............................

Jeeti baazi haara hoon,
Ab main toota taara hoon,

Sehraa hoon ik jaltey dukh ka,
Main ik gham ka dhaara hoon,

Sachaayi ka shola dil main,
Main jalta hua angaara hoon,

Galiyon galiyon dhoondon tujh ko,
Main bhi ik banjaara hoon,

Arshad meri qeemat kya hai,
Main matti hoon, gaara hoon..

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Tujhe sochte hain gulaabon ko le ker................................

Tujhe sochte hain gulaabon ko le ker,
Khayalon main kitne saraabon ko le ker,

Teri ankh mein doob janey se pehle,
Bohat sochtey hain sharabon ko le ker,

Mujhe chahtey ho kahan se kahan tak,
Yehi sochtey hain jawabon ko le ker,

Mujhe apni chahat ki aghosh de do,
Kahan jaaon ga apne khawbon ko le ker,

Mujhe us ne apna na maana to Arshad,
Kahin ja basoon ga kharaabon ko le ker..

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Kuch nishani to rahay.....................

Kuch nishani to rahay mosam-e-gul ki ‘tashna’
Aik patta to hawa’on se bachaye rakhna. .

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Nanhi larki......................

Nanhi larki,
Sahil ke itne nazdeek,
Rait se apna ghar na bana,
Koi sarkash mauj idhar ayi, to
Tere ghar ki bunyadein tak beh jayen gi,
Aur phir un ki yaad mein tu,
Saari umar udaas rahe gi..

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Ajnabi logon mein ...........................

Ajnabi logon mein ho tum aur itni door ho,
Aik uljhan si raha karti hai rozaana humain..

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Aaney wali ruton ke anchal mein....................

Aaney wali ruton ke anchal mein
Koi saa’at saeed kya ho gi

Raat ke wakt rang kya pehnoon
Roshni ki kuleed kya hogi

Jabke baadal ki aut laazim ho
Janti hoon, ke deed kya hogi

Zard mausam ki khushk tehni se
Konplon ki umeed kya hogi

Chand ke koi pass bhi sunaney ko
Ab ke koi naweed kya hogi

Gul na hoga to jashne khushbu kya
Tum na ho ge tou eid kya hogi.

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Dard phir jaaga,purana zakhm phir taaza hua.........................

Dard phir jaaga,purana zakhm phir taaza hua
fasl e gul kitnay qareeb aaii hai,andaza hua

Subha yuun nikli,sanwar kay jis terha koi dulhan
shabnam aawaiza hui,rang e shafaq ghaza hua

Haath meray bhool bethay dastaken dainay ka fun
band mujh par jab say us kay ghar ka darqaza hua

Rail ki seeti men kesay hijr ki tamheed thi
us ko rukhsat kar kay ghar loatay to andaza hua...

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Agar ban mein rehna mukadar hai..............................

Agar ban mein rehna mukadar hai,
Aur yeh aik teh-shuda amar bhi hai,
Ke har ban mein bas bherriye muntazir hain mere,
Tou yeh sochti hoon,
Ke is soorat-e-haal mein,
Kyon na phir,
Apni marzi ke jungle mein ja basoon…

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Ik Shaks Ko Soochnay Lagi Mein...........................

Ik Shaks Ko Soochnay Lagi Mein
Phir Aaina Dekhne Lagi Mein

Oski Tarah Apna Naam Le Kar
Khud Ko Bhee Lagi Nayi Nayi Mein

TU Mere Bagair Na Reh Sakaa Tou
Kub Tere Bagair Jee Saki Mein ???

Aati Rahay Ab Kaheen Se Aawaaz
Ab Tou Tere Paas Aagayi Mein

Daaman Tha Tera Ke Mera Maatha ?
Jo Daagh Bhee Thay Mita CHuki Mein.

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Mar bhi jaaon to kahan .............................

Mar bhi jaaon to kahan log bhula hi dein ge,
Lafz mere, mere honey ki gawaahi dein ge…

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Qismat Se Bhi Kuch Siwaa Dia Hai ?............................

Qismat Se Bhi Kuch Siwaa Dia Hai ?
Baarish Ne Hamain Mila Dia Hai

Dekhi Hai Meri Udaasi Os Ne
Aur Dekh Ke Muskura Diya Hai

Ab Tou Mujhe Sabar Aa Gaya Tha
Ye Kis Ne Mujhe Rula Dia Hai ?

Wo Chaahay Tou Raasta Badal Le
Mein Ne Tou Dia Jala Dia Hai

Os Ronaq-e-Bazm Ne Tou Meri
Tanhaayi Ko Sajaa Dia Hai

Wo Pal Ke Sulagh Uthaa Hai Malboos
Aur Os Ne Diya Bujhaa Dia Hai

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Sheher ko teri justaju hai bohat...........................

Sheher ko teri justaju hai bohat,
In dinon hum pe guftagu hai bohat,

Jab se parvaaz ke shareek miley,
Ghar bananey ki aarzoo hai bohat,

Dard reh reh ke sar uthaata hai,
Kabhi kam ho gaya, Kabhi hai bohat,

Kuch tou woh yaad bhi bohat aya,
Kuch in ankhon mein bhi lahu hai bohat,

Peeney wali aankh hai darkaar,
Aankh ko chaand ka sabuu hai bohat..

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Ashk Aankh Mein Phir Atak Raha Hai..........................

Ashk Aankh Mein Phir Atak Raha Hai
Kankar Sa Koi Khatak Raha Hai

Mein Os Ke Khayaal Se Gurezaan
Wo Meri Sadaa Jhatak Raha Hai

Tehreer Osi Ki Hai, Magar Dil
Khat Parhtay Howay Atak Raha Hai

Hain Phone Pe Kis Ke Saath Baatain
Aur Zehen Kahan Bhatak Raha Hai

Sadyon Se Safar Mein Hai Samandar
Saahil Pe Thakan Tapak Raha Hai

Ek Chaand Salaib-e-Shaakh-e-Gul Per
Baali Ki Tarah Latak Raha Hai

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Doctor suggested full body Xray..........................

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Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

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Major Rohail.......................

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today��
Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

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"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys".........................

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

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A boy goes to see a dance....................

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

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Boy:I love u................

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho

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Sardars Friend: Yaar......................

Sardars Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Dont Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again.

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Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge......................

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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doshti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata...................

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Tuesday, 7 May 2013

doshti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata..?
Dil me lagi ho aag use bujhaya nahi jata..?
Kitni b dori ho aapki dosti me..?
Par aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata..?

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Arj kiya hain.......................

Arj kiya hain
kuch log bhul kar bhi bhulaye nahi jate :aitbar itna hain ki aajmaye nahi jate
ho jate hain dil mein is tarah shaamil ki :chah kar bhi unki yaade dil se mitaye nahi jate

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Karoge yaad Guzre Zamane Ko,....................

Karoge yaad Guzre Zamane Ko,
Tarsoge Sath Ek Pal Bitane Ko.
Fir Awaz Doge Hame Bulane Ko,
Aur Hum Kahenge Sorry YAAR
Darwaza Nahi Hai Qabar Se Bahar Ane Ko...

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Gum Hai Ki Woh Hume Samajh Na Sake.....................

Gum Hai Ki Woh Hume Samajh Na Sake,
Hum Mil Kar Bhi Mil Na Sake,
Do Pal Ki Khushiyan Thi Meri Zindegi Mein,
Gum Hai Ki Use Bhi Hum Rok Na Sake.

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Santa 'Jockey' Ki Chaddi Laya........................

Santa 'Jockey' Ki Chaddi Laya
Aur Pure Gaaon Me Dhoti
Utha Utha Ke Dikhaya...

Ghar Aaya, Almari Kholi Toh Behosh....Q.
Q

Q
QAilaaaaaa!! Chaddi To Almari Me Hai.

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Please Check My English........................

Please Check My English- - -

Ab

Cd

Ef

Gh

Ij

Kl

Mn

Op

Qr

St

Vw

Xyz..

Kya Maine Kuchh Mis Kiya ?
-Yes-
I Miss "U".

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Inhe Aise Set Karo Ki.....................

Inhe Aise Set Karo Ki,
Ye 1 Romantic Word Ban Jaye
"Y, T, A , M , R , H ,E"
Or Ye Wahi Kar Sakta He Jo Kisi Se
Sachcha Pyar Karta Ho.

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Todna Hota To Rishta Hum Na Banate........................

Todna Hota To Rishta Hum Na Banate.
Umeed Nahi Hoti To Sapne Hum Na Sajate.
Aitbar Kiya Hai Humne Aapki Wafao Pe.
Bhrosa Na Hota To Apne Dil Ka Hissa Na Banate.

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Bahut Kuch Sikha Jaati Hai Zindgi......................

Bahut Kuch Sikha Jaati Hai Zindgi,
Hansa K Rula Jati Hai Zindgi..
Jee Sako Jitna Utna Jee Lo Dosto,
Kyuki Bahut Kuch Baaki Rehta Hai,
Aur Khatam Ho Jati Hai Zindgi.

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Palak Jo Hame Bhigoye Nahi..........................

Palak Jo Hame Bhigoye Nahi,
Aap Ye Sochte Honge Ki Ham Roye Hi Nahi,
Dil Puchta Hai Ki Khwab Mein Kisko Dekha,
Kaise Kahein Hum Ek Raat Soye Hi Nahi.

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Solid Insult ) Teacher : ...................

Solid Insult )
Teacher : - Batao Bacho Hindiki
Phli Silent Movie Konsi Thi.
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Golu : - Teacher Jab Wo Film Silent
Thi To Aapko Kaise Pata Chala Ki
Wo Hindi Me Hai. :P
Hahaha
Students Thoko Like

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Girl-me Radio Ki Tarah Hu....................

Girl-me Radio Ki Tarah Hu,
Mera 1 Nippl* Tuning Hai Aur 1 Volume !
Boy- Me Dono Daba Raha Hu,
Lakin Aawaz Nahi Aa Rahi.
Girl: Madarch*d Neeche Cell To Dal.

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Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho......................

Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho
ka Haunsla Badhane Ke Liye
Ek Trick Khelti Hai
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Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne 1 Lesson Yaad kiya hai wo mere 1 Haath per Kiss
kare”
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Kuch Bacche Teacher ke Haath perKiss karte hai..
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Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne 2
Lesson Yaad kiye hai woh mere Dono Gaal par kiss kare”.
Kuch bacche teacher ke Gaal per kiss karte hai.
.
Tabhi Pappu bolta hai:“ Miss,Bistar
Bicha lo”
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Lady Teacher: “Kyun ?
Pappu: “Mujhe Puri Book Yaad hai“

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7 Chatai Par 7 Sadhu Baithe The........................

7 Chatai Par 7 Sadhu Baithe The
Boy Ne Sadhu Se Pucha:
"Baba Engineering Kar Liya Hai,
Aage Kya Karu ??"
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Sadhu (Dusre Sadhu Se):" .
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1 Chatai Aur Laga Bhai K Liye...
Like To Banta Hi He..

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Bhut tamanna thi pyar main aasiyan bnane..................

Bhut tamanna thi pyar main aasiyan bnane
ki.......
Bana chuke to lag gyi nazar zammane ki...
Usi ka karz h jo aaj aankhon me h khoon k
aansu.....
Saza mili h humein muskurane ki..

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Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon...........................

Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥
Tumhain Manzil Mubarak Ho Nai Rahein Mubarak Hoon !♥ ♥ ♥
Magar Phir Ae Mere Humdum Mujhe Itna To Btla Do!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥
K Wapis Kiss TarafJoun Kahan Se Sath Lai Thay!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥♥
Mujhe Itna To Smjha Do Agar Aisa Nahi Mumkin!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥
To Mujh Ko Is Trha Toro K Mai Yaksar Bikhar Joun!♥♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥
Bhatakne Se To Behter Hai Tumhary Pass Mar Joun!♥♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥

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tanhai ka aalam hai rone ko dil karta hai......................

tanhai ka aalam hai rone ko dil karta hai..?
Ro kar thak jate hain to marne ko dil karta hai...?
mare bhi to kiske liye ...?
Koi hai jiske liye zeene ko dil karta hai...?

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Sweet Ans.. by Child in School..........................

Sweet Ans.. by Child in School
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Teacher:"What is your mother’s name..??
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Kid:"Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
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Bas pyar se MAA kehta hu..
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How many Likes For this word"MAA".

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mitti mere kabr se chura raha hai koi..............................

mitti mere kabr se chura raha hai koi..?
Mar bi is dil ko bahut yaad aara hai koi..?
Aye khuda ik pal ki zindagi aur de de mujhe ..?
Mayus mere kabr se ja raha hai koi....?

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din aate Hain din jate hain..........................

din aate hain din jate hain..?
Kuah lamhe aapke bina nahi kat pate hain.,?
In lamho ko semet kar dekho to ..?
To aap jaise nalayak dost bahut yaad aate hain..? I miss you frendss.?

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din me bhi yaad aate ho ......................

din me bhi yaad aate ho ..?
Raat me bhi yaad aate ho..?
Kabi kabi itna yaad aate ho..?
Ki aayina ham dekhte hain nazar tum aate ho...?

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ye bhi ik duaa hai us khuda se..? ...................

ye bhi ik duaa hai us khuda se..?
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajh se..?
Aye khuda karde kuch khas inayat hampar...?
Ki khusiyan hi mile sabko hamari wajh se..?

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एक तोता एक कार से टकरा गया....................

एक तोता एक कार से टकरा गया, तो उस कार
वाले ने उसे उठआ कर पिन्जरा मे डल दिया /
दूसरे दिन जब तोते को होश आया, वह
बोला,आईला! जेल,कार वाला मर गया क़्या

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Agar mobile India me bante to usme message .........................

Agar mobile India me bante to usme message templates kuch aise hote:
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1. Kamine call kar
2. Cigarette lete hue aana
3. teri bhabi k sath hu
4. Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de
5. kaha hai saale ??
6. kal college ya bunk...??
7. Dimag mat khaa.
8. Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai
2-3senti msg to bhej
9. Abhi call mat karo jaanu, papa jaag rhe hai
10. Baad me baat karti hu mummy samne hai
11. ghumne chal rahi ho ??
N THE MOST IMPORTANT.
12. balance nahi hai, call kar

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Girl : Mummy sir kitne handsme h na.....................

Girl : Mummy sir kitne handsme h na..
Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjna chahiye…
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Girl : Mummy tum b na,, hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti ho.

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Har pal har lamha tera intezaar karengE.........................

Har pal har lamha tera intezaar karengE..
Har ek khamoshi me tujhe yaad karengE..
Toote hai hum kuch is tarha..
K zinda reh kar bhI maut se pyaR karengE.

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Inhe Aise Set Karo Ki..............................

Inhe Aise Set Karo Ki,
Ye 1 Romantic Word Ban Jaye
"Y, T, A , M , R , H ,E"
Or Ye Wahi Kar Sakta He Jo Kisi Se
Sachcha Pyar Karta Ho.

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Me tere khwab sajana aaj se chod dunga............................

♥ ♥ Me tere khwab sajana aaj se chod dunga ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Mohabbat tujhse jatana aaj se chod dunga ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Talashta tha jo ladka tujhse milne ka bahane ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Bahane aaj se saare lagana chod dunga ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Mujhe hasil hui hai ruswaiya hi mohabbatme ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Me dil ko lagana aaj se chod dunga ♥ ♥

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Ek Sach.........................

Ek Sach,,,

"Pyar Ho Ya Parinda Usko Aazaad 6od Do,
Agar Laut Kar Aaya To Wo Tumara He,
Agar Nahi Aaya To
"Kabhi Tumara Tha Hi Nahi.

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Pehle Pyara Sa Farman.......................

Pehle Pyara Sa Farman
Aata Tha
Khushbu Se Bhara
Paigam Aata Tha,
Aaj Mera Friend Busy Hai
Shayad?
Nahi To Sabse Pehle
Inbox Me Uska Hi Naam Aata Tha.

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ham apne par kabi guroor nahi karte ..?.........................

ham apne par kabi guroor nahi karte ..?
Kisi ko chahne par majbor nahi karte..?
Magar ik bar jisko dil me basa lete hain..?
Phir mate dam tak khud se door nahi karte.?

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machhli tadpe pani bina barsat kaha se hoyi..? .........................

machhli tadpe pani bina barsat kaha se hoyi..?
Ham tadpe tumhare bina mulaaqat kaha se hoyi..?

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mohabbat ke b kuch raaz hote hain.? ..........................

mohabbat ke b kuch raaz hote hain.?
Jagti aankho me b khuwab hote hain..?
Jrouri nahi gam me hi aanso aaye....?
Muskurati aanko me bi sailab hote hain..?

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aye meri jani pila de pani kuyen se loota nikal kar....? ...................

aye meri jani pila de pani kuyen se loota nikal kar....?
Ham aashiko ka phata kaleza odhe dupatta sambhal kar..?

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Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se gir gaya............................

Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se
gir gaya
Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh
userupaya nai mila
kyo??
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Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche
pahunch gaya tha
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Pata he zyada ho gaya

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Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola.........................

Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola
Mulla: “ Tera Birthday Kab Hai? ”
Santa: “ Agle Hafte, Kyu? ”
Mulla: “ Tujhe Parde Gift Karne Hai, Teri Wife Ko Tere Saath SexKarte Hue Dekh-Dekh Ke Bore Ho Gaya Hoon ”
Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “ Tera Birthday Kab Hai? ”
Mulla: “ Agle Mahine, Kyu? ”
Santa: “ Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni Hai, Taki Tu Ye Dekh Sake Ki Wife Kiski Hai? “

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1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the.........................

1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,, batao Q.??
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kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,, faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo

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Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya........................

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: “ Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil ”
Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe
Dhamki?
Ya Fir Chance ??

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Can You read fast in english!.......................

Can You read fast in english!
My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
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Hahahaha....:p :O :D
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khulla nahi hain maaf karo..

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Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi...........................

Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ”
Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ”
Doctor: “ Kyun ? ”
Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “

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Hila Darling Hila.......................

Hila Darling Hila,
Zor-Zor Se Hila,
Hila Dil Se Hila,
Pakad-Pakad Ke Hila,
Bas Hilati Ja,
Jitna Hilayegi,
Utna Maza Aayega,
Varna,
Halwa Jal Jayega .

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Realise things before its too LATE.....................

Realise things before its too LATE.
Accept things rather then DELAY them.
Love people before you LOSE them.
Life comes just once, Love it while you LIVE it.

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Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Frnd Ko Fone Kiya ...........................

Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Frnd Ko Fone Kiya To Us Ke 10 Saal Ke Bhatije Ne Fone Uthaya.
Ladki: “ Apne Uncle Ko Fon Do. ”
Bacha: “ Aap Ka Name? ”
Ladki: “ Apne Uncle Se Kaho Un Ki Jaan-E Man Ka Fone Hai. ”
Jawab Mein Bachhey Ne Jo Kaha Use Sunn Kar Ladki Behosh Ho Gayi.
Bachhe Ne Masumiyat Se Kaha: “ Lekin Aunty Mobile Pe To “ Randi ” Likha Hua Hai

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Trying to foget sumone U love .......................

Trying to foget sumone U love is lyk trying to remember sumone U never met".
.Real loss occurs only wen U lose sumone U love more than Urself..::..::

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Find someone who is proud to.....................

Find someone who is proud to
have You. .
scared to lose You
fight for You.
appreciates You.
respects You.
care for You and
loves You.♥♥

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Only God Knows How Much I Miss You.........................

Only God Knows How Much I Miss You,
Only God Knows How Deep I Love You,
Only God Knows How Much You Mean To Me.

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Everyone Says " I LOVE U ".............................

Everyone Says " I LOVE U "
Is The Best Sentence In This
Whole World....
But I Think That " I LOVE U TOO "
Is The Best.... ♥
Cox Many Gets To Hear The
First One...
But A Very Few Lucky Once
Gets To Hear The Second One ...

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What is secret of succes?

What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

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Chaha t to aaj bhi Utni hi hai Unki..................................

..........Chaha t to aaj bhi Utni hi hai Unki..........
.......Par Kisamat ke hatho majbur ho gye.......
.........Dekhi Jo Unke man me Apne Liye Berukhi........ .
.........Hum Unki Khushi Ke Liye Unse Dur ho Gye........

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Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi...........................

Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
Dil ki dhadkan bhi shayed bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne ke saath saath rahe
Yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi

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IF You r asking if I will hurt u.........................

♥IF You r asking if I will hurt u,
The answer is Never♥
♥IF You r asking if I Love u,
The answer is Forever♥
♥IF You r asking if I want u,
The answer is I do♥
♥IF You r asking what I value Most,
The answer is You♥
♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

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Tumne Kaha Tha...........................

Tumne Kaha Tha,
Har Shaam Tere Saath Guzarenge....!!
Tum Badal Chuke Ho Ya
Tumhare Shahar Mein Shaam Nahi Hoti.

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"Ae Tanhai.........................

"Ae Tanhai, Tu Mujhse Ab Nikaah Karle..! Jab Umar Bhar Sath Hi Rehna Hai,
Toh Chal, Zamane Ki Ye Rashmeiy Bhi Adaa
Karlei'n..!!"

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insan b kiya cheeh hai daulat kamane ke ..........................

insan b kiya cheeh hai daulat kamane ke chakar me sehat ko kho deta hai...?
Aur sehat ko wapas lane ke chakar me daulat kho deta hai...?
Jeeta aise hai jaise kabi marega hi nahi..?
Aur mar aise jata hai ki jaise kbi jiya hi nahi..?

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aakhir kah hi dala usne ik din is kadar....................

aakhir kah hi dala usne ik din is kadar toote ho bikhar kiyon nahi jate...?
Kab tak jiyeoge ye dard bhari zindagi kisi raat khamosi se mar kiyon nahi jate..?

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TUJHEy Bhool Jane Ka "HOSLA".....................

TUJHEy Bhool Jane Ka
"HOSLA"
Na Tha! Na Hy! Na
Hoga!
= = DOOR = =
Reh Kar B Tu "JUDA
Na Tha! Na Hy! Na
Hoga!

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wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu.................

Wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu,
sare zamane ki unpar najar Hkya karu,
Ji chahta H jala du sare_shehar ko,
Lekin us shehar Me unka bhi ghar H kya karu.

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Zindahi Bhar Hum Tumhe AwazDenge...................

Zindahi Bhar Hum Tumhe AwazDenge
Pyar Kya Hai Hum Tumhe BataDenge
Tod Do Bandishe Zamane KiSaathiya
Ek Duniya Nayi Hum BasaDenge..!

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'How to impress kamwali bai???.....................

'How to impress kamwali bai???
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Had hoti hai yar tum is main bhi interested ho?
sudhar jaoo kasam sae.'

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Taras jaoge ek din humare labon.........................

Taras jaoge ek din humare labon se sunne ko ek ek lafz....
Phir pyar ki bat toh kya, hum shikayat bhi nai karenge..

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Bas Aaj Ki Raat Ruk Jaun..........................

Bas Aaj Ki Raat Ruk Jaun, Jana Itna Bhi Zaroori
Nahi Hai....
Phir Kabhi Na Aaunga Tumhari Zindagi Mein Lout
Ke
Saari Zindagi ki TanhaiiiKe Liye, Aaj Ki Raat
Bahut Hai.........

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Mujhe Bhi Yaad Rakhna,.....................

Mujhe Bhi Yaad Rakhna,
Jab Likho Tareekh-e-Wafa..!
K Hum Ne Bhi Lutaya Hai,
Mohabbat Mein Sukoon Apna..!

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Khuda kare ki saari umar......................

Khuda kare
ki saari umar
hame manzil naa mile..
badi
muskil se
woh raazi hue hai
saath chalne ko..

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Mujhe Malom Hai Ki Wo Mera........................

Mujhe Malom Hai Ki Wo Mera Kabhi Bhi Nahi Ho Sakta.!
Mujhe Bas Shauq Hai Us Ki Khatir Zindagi Barbad Karne Ka..

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Khayalon Mein Bhatak Jana...........................

Khayalon Mein Bhatak Jana,
Teri Yaadon Mein Kho Jana..
Bohot He Mehnga Para Hum Ko,
Sitamgar Tera Ho Jana..

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Agar Saza De Hi Chuke.......................

Agar Saza De Hi Chuke Ho Toh Haal Naa Puchna...
Hum Agar Begunah Nikle Toh Tumhe Afsos Hoga...

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Zindgi Mili "Zara Si Th...................

....... Zindgi Mili
"Zara Si Thi"
Kuch Is Me Kami
"Zara Si Thi"
Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.!!
Lekin Phir Bhi Dori
"Zara Si Thi"
Chand Jaagte Jaagte So Bhi Gaya!
Raat Abhi Beeti
"Zara Si Thi"
Mohabat Baant Di Us Ne Zamane MeinLekin.!
Jo Mere Hisse Mein Aai
Wo MuhabBAt
"ZARA Si Thi"

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Ishq pane ki tamanna me kabhi kabhi...........................

Ishq pane ki tamanna me kabhi kabhi...
zindagi khilona ban jate hai...
Jise dil me basana chahte hai...
Wo surat sirf yaad bankar reh jata hai...

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Wo Pass Se Gujarta Hai Aise.....................

Wo Pass Se Gujarta Hai Aise,
Jaise Bahaaro'n Ka Mousam Hai..!
Hoti Hai Baate'n Sirf Nigaho Me,
Abhi Ishaaro'n Ka Mousam Hai..!
Pass Hoke Bhi Duuri Si Lagti Hai
Abhi Apne Darmiya,
Chand Diwaro Ka Mousam Hai..!
Tassali Rakh..
Tute'nge Sitare Bhi Fariyad Se Apni..
Abhi Khamosh Mohabbat Hai,
Sitaro'n Ka Mousam Hai..!!"

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Kamaal Ki Funkaari Hain Tum MeinAey......................

Kamaal Ki Funkaari Hain Tum MeinAey-
Jaana.....! !
Waar Bhi Dil Par Karte Ho, Aur Rehte Bhi Dil
Mein.....!!

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Hum mein to khair himmat he......................

Hum mein to khair himmat he dard sehne ki..
Tum itne dukh dete ho.. thak to nahi jaate.....??

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Apne Asman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo........................

Apne Asman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo,
Tum Khwab Aaj Koi Hasin
Dekh Lo,
Aazmana Hai Agar Aitbar Ko Mere,
To Ek Jhut Tum Bolo Or Mera Yaqeen Dekh Lo

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Kadam Ruk Se Gaye Hain Phool .......................

Kadam Ruk Se Gaye Hain Phool Biktey Dekh Kar..:)
Woh Aksar Kaha Krta Tha
Muhabbat Phool Jaisi Hai.

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Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi...................

Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi.
Tujhe Bhi Ek Din, Mujh Jaisi
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi.
Dhadkane Kar Degi Tujhe
Pareshaan Har Shaam
Tere Dil Ko Mere Dil Ki Aisi
Aadat Ho Jayegi
Milengi Meri Yaadien Tujhe Apne Khayaalon Mein
Meri Baatein Teri Neend Ki Har Karwat Ho Jayegi
Har Mulaqat Par Khud Ko Mere Paas Bhul Aaoge
Mera Saath Hi Teri Zindagi Ki Ibadat Ho Jayegi
Tujhe Pane Ki Tamanna Basi Hai Meri Ruh Mein..
Mere Ishq Ki Deewangi, Teri Hasrat Ho Jayegi..

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Aye Chand Usey Kehna Woh Jo Duur Bohat Duur........................

Aye Chand Usey Kehna
Woh Jo Duur Bohat Duur Basta Hai,
Usey Koi Yaad Karta Hai,
Aur, Behisaab Karta Hai
Usey Kehna,Jab Woh Kisi Aur Ke Sang Hasta Hai,
To Phir Duur Bohat Duur Kisi Ka Dil Darhakta Hai,
Aur,
Jab Woh Udaas Hota Hai,
Pass Uske Na Koi Gham Shanas Hota Hai,
To Phir Duur Bohat Duur Kisi Ki Aankhon Se Lahoo Barasta Hai,

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tere hontho pe muskan jo mai la sku..........................

tere hontho pe muskan jo mai la sku... kash tere khushi me hi jannat ko mai paa sku...
karta rhu kam aise k tera dilkbhiudas na ho...
pyar du tujhe itna k tere dil meinpyar ki baki pyas na ho...
tera ek ansu jo girne lage to usemuthi me kaid karlu...
mera bas chale to faqt khushia de kar tere sare gum mai apni kismt ke naam krlu...
dard mile jo tujhe kbhi mujhse aisa din kbhi naseeb na ho...
meri zindgi wohi khtm ho jaye jis din se tu mere karib na ho...

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Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh.......................

Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh Aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse.......
Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hain…!!

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"aansuo'n ke sahare unke gham ko bhula dete hain"......................

"aansuo'n ke sahare unke gham ko bhula dete hain"
"wo nazar aate hain jab kabhi tokhud ko chupa lete hain"
"dard-e-dil ki halat ko kin alfazonmein byaan kare hum"
"aaiene mein khud ko dekete hain to nazrein jhuka lete hain"
"aansuo'n ke sahare unke gham ko bhula dete hain"
"wo nazar aate hain phir kabhi to khud ko chupa lete hain"

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BOY:Do you have a PEN?

BOY:Do you have a PEN?
Girl: Yeah
BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink !
Girl: What? You�re Kidding, It Works!
Boy: It Doesn�t Work! Well, You Try Go, Write Your Cell Phone Number Here =

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Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai......................

Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Rosni Chali Gai
Kya Kahu Kya Gujri Is Dil Pe Tere Bina
Hum Jinda To Rahe Gaye Par Zindgi Chali Gai...

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Hum ye nhi kehte ke koi unke........................

♥___Hum ye nhi kehte ke koi unke
liye dua na maange___♥♥
♥♥___hum ye nhi kehte ke koi unke
liye dua na maange___♥♥
♥♥____bus itna chahte hai k koi dua
me “UNKO”na maange___♥♥

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Krupya Dhyan De....................

'Krupya Dhyan De,
Agar Aap Dhyan Dene Wale SMs Ko
Dhyanse Padhenge To Aapke DhyanMe Ek Baat Aayegi
Ke Is Msg Me Dhydan Denewali Koi Baat Nahi Hai…'

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'Teacher: 'Beta Nisar...!!.....................

'Teacher:
'Beta Nisar...!!
Tum kaisay paida hue?'




Nisar:
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' Jawani Jan-e-man
Haseen dil-ruba
Milay 2 dil jawan
Nisar ho gaya. . .

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Wo Mohabbat meiN ye kaisi.......................

Wo Mohabbat meiN ye kaisi
wafaa de gaya
khus rahun usse bhool kar ye
Duaa de gaya
Koi raQeeb hota to maiN bhool
jata usse
habib ban kar bhi vo mujhe jafaa
de gaya
chala gaya woh guzre hue
mausam ki tarah
mujhe tanhai meiN jine ki saza
de gaya
Chaand ban kar utarna tha meri
aangan meiN
wo dard ke barish aur thandii
hawaa de gaya
Kitna muskil hai khud ko
samjhaNa
jab mout se bhi badh kar koi
sazaa de gaya

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Aaj Saqi Sharaab Rehnay Do.........................

Aaj Saqi Sharaab Rehnay Do

Tishnagi K Azaab Rehnay Do

Ponch Dalo Na Aankh Se Kaajal

Kuch Tou Khanjar Pe Aab Rehnay Do

Tum Sanwaro Apni In Zulfon Ko

Meri Halat Kharab Rehnay Do

Chaand Badal Main Acha Lagta Hai

Adhay Rukh Pe Naqab Rehnay Do

Un K Chehry Ki Baat Ho Jaye

Aaj Zikr-e-Gulab Rehnay Do

Un Ki Chokhat Ko Choom Lo “Mohsin”

Baki Saray Sawaab Rehnay Do….!!

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Farz tha jo mera nibha diya maine.........................

Farz tha jo mera nibha diya maine.......
usne jo manga vo sab de diya maine.......

Wo sunke gairon ki baten bewafai ho gaya.......
samajh k khwab usko akhir bhula diya maine......!

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Kisi K Dukh Ka Ehsas Hu Mai......................

Kisi K Dukh Ka Ehsas Hu Mai......
Zindgi Ka Sunhera Saaz Hu Mai......

Dusron Ko Khushi Dene Ki Karta Hu Koshish.......
Aur Khud ek Pal Ki Khushi Ka Mohtaj Hu Mai......!!

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Faasle Itne To Pehle Na Hua Karte The.........................

Faasle Itne To Pehle Na Hua Karte The
.
Main Wahi Hu Jise Wo Apna Kaha Karte The
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Wo Bhool Gaye Mujhe Chalo Koi Baat Nahi
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Zakhm To Is Dil Ko Pehle Bhi Mila Karte The!

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Kab tak raho ge aakhir….......................

Kab tak raho ge aakhir…
Yun door door hum se…

Milna pare ga aakhir…
Ik din zaroor hum se…

Daman bachaanay walay…
Ye berukhi hai kesi…

Keh do agar huwa hai…
Koi qasoor hum se…

Hum chor dein ge tum se…
Yun baat cheet karna…

Tum puchtay phiro ge…
Apna qasoor hum se…

Hum cheen len ge tum se…
Ye Shaan-e-Beniazi…

Aur tum mangte phiro ge…
Apna gharoor hum se...!

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Mere baare main mere sub faisle us ne kiye.........................

Mere baare main mere sub faisle us ne kiye,
Aur mujhe un faislon se be-khabar rakha gaya,

Phir howa aesa k mujh ko dar-badar kerne k baad,
Naam usi basti ka mere naam per rakha gaya...!!!

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Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko...........................

Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko
Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

Tumhain Manzil Mubarak Ho
Nai Rahein Mubarak Hoon
!♥ ♥ ♥

Magar Phir Ae Mere Humdum
Mujhe Itna To Btla Do!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

K Wapis Kiss Taraf Joun
Kahan Se Sath Lai Thay!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

Mujhe Itna To Smjha Do
Agar Aisa Nahi Mumkin!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

To Mujh Ko Is Trha Toro
K Mai Yaksar Bikhar Joun!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

Bhatakne Se To Behter Hai
Tumhary Pass Mar Joun…!!♥ ♥

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Raat ke pursakoon lamhoon mein.......................

Raat ke pursakoon lamhoon mein

Jab kabhi teri yaad ati hai

Us ghardi Khuda-e-barter se

Teri Khushioon ki bheek mangta hoon

Mein dua goo hoon tere saray ghum

Meri kismat mein saray aa jaien

Mere hisay ki mumkana Khushiyan

Tere hisay mein sari aa jaien.

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Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur......................

Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur,
.
Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayengezarur ­ ­,
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Raah me kitne kante q na ho ,
.
Awaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur…

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Muddat se mera dil hai ki abaad nahi hai.......................

Muddat se mera dil hai ki abaad nahi hai,
Honthon pe magar aaj bhi faryad nahi hai,

Aata hai khayalo me mere uska hechehra,
bus us k siwa kuch bhi mujhe yaad nahi hai,

Phirte hai yahan sbhi log sehme hue se,
es shaher me jaise koi azaad nahi hai,

Dekha hai ujarte hue kitne he gharo ko,
hai kaun jo es ishq me barbaad nahi hai,

Ek lehar si uthti hai aaj bhi mere dil me,
es lehar k uthne ka sabab yaad nahi hai...

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Hansi Hansi Me Kitno Ko Hansa Diya...........................

Hansi Hansi Me Kitno Ko Hansa
Diya...
Hansi Hansi Me Kitne Gamo Ko
Chupa Diya...

Hans Kar Gaya Hai Koi Hum Par Is
Kadar...
Ki Umar Bhar Ke Liye Hame Hasna
Bhula Diya...

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Kuch khud bhi thay afsurda say...........................

Kuch khud bhi thay afsurda say,

Kuch log bhi hum say rooth gaye...

Kuch khud hi zakham k aadi thay,

Kuch sheeshy hath say tot gaye..

Kuch khud bhi thay hasaas bohot,

Kuch apnay moqadar rooth gaye...

Kuch aap ko such say nafrat thi,

Kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye...

Kuch khud bhi itnay mohtaat na thay,

Kuch log bhi hum ko loot gaye...

Kuch talkh hakeekatain then itni,

K khawab hi saray toot gay..

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Kasam Di Thi Tumne Mujhko.............................

Kasam Di Thi Tumne Mujhko,
Juda Karogi Na Mujhse Khudko,
Jab Mana Tha Tumne Apna,
Toda Phir Mera Kyon Sapna,
Tumko Thi Mujhse Mohabbat,
Kyon Sama Gayi Phir Tum Mein Nafrat,
Yaadein Hai Dil Mein Uthti,
Mujhko Hai Bechain Rakhti,
Tumse Nahi Ab Shikwa,
Nata Ye Mujhse Bikhra,
Aaj Zindagi Ne Roop Hi Badla,
Meri Soch, Adat, Mera Mazaj Hi Badla,
Bas Aaj Ek Baat Kehne Do,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Tanha Rehne Do,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Tanha Rehne Do,
Aaj Ye Baat Kehne Do...

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Mera Wajud Meri mohabat Se Hai..............................

Mera Wajud Meri mohabat Se Hai♥ ♥
Mujhe Gurur Meri mohabbat Pe Hai, ♥ ♥
Mujhe Chahte Honge Or B Bahot Log. ♥ ♥
Magar Mujhe Mohabbat Apni mohabat se Hai. ♥ ♥

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Rafta Rafta Waqt Se Majboor Hota Gya.........................

Rafta Rafta Waqt Se Majboor Hota Gya,
Boht Pyar Tha Tujh Se Aur Tujh Se Hi Door Hota Gya.
Maine Iltija Ki K Tere Bin waqt Nhi Guzrta,
Ye Sun Kr tu Bhi Thora Magroor Hota Gya.
Kisi Ki Judai Ko Brdasht Na Kr Paya,
Main Bhi DIL_O_DIMAGH Se La'shaour Hota Gya.
Teri Ankh Mein Na Jane Kesa Hunar Tha,
Jo Main Puri Mahfil Mein Masroor Hota Gya.
Ye Kesi Mohabat K Muqadar Ki Ruswai Hoi Hai, ". ."
Main Be_Wafa Aur Wo Be_Qasoor Hota Gya.

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~"Yad Bankar Ham Dil Me Aate Rahenge.............................

~"Yad Bankar Ham Dil Me Aate
Rahenge
Yunhi Waqt B-e-waqt Tadpate
Rahenge ...!!!
............
Dua Karo Ki Umar Chhoti Ho Hmari ***Varna
Jane Kab Tak Satate
Rahenge"~"..... !!!

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Use Apni Zid Ki Fikr Thi...........................

Use Apni Zid Ki Fikr Thi,
Mujhe Apne Pyar Ka Khayal Tha
Na Mil Sake Hum Phir Kabhi,
Wo Hamari Mohobbaton Ka Zawal Tha,
Mere Liye Uska Sath Hi Sab Kuch Tha,
Uske Liye Ye Sab Mazak Tha,
Use Bas Apni Manzilo Ki Fikr Thi,
Aur Yaha Mere Zindagi Ka Sawal Tha...

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Girl: Whats Ur Name...........................

Girl: Whats Ur Name.
Boy: Black Lion.
Girl: R U Joking?
Boy: No It Means Kalo Singh And Ur Name.
Girl: Soft Underwear.
Boy: R U Joking?
Girl: No It Means Komal Chadda.

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Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya.........................

Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge..

Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

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§irf zuban se kiya hua wada nahi hota....................

§irf zuban se kiya hua wada nahi hota..,,
Bar-Bar izhar se pyar zyada nahi hota..,,
Mujhe jaan'na hai to meri roohme sama jao..
Sirf kinare se smandar ka andaza nahi hota .

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Friends mera matha garm ho ra ha he.........................

Friends mera matha garm ho ra ha he....
Jnte ho mera matha garam hone se ma kya
krtahu..?
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Ma fan k niche bayth jata hu....
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.or is se jada garam hone se kya karta hu jnte
ho??.
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.fan on kar deta hu.....
Ha...ha...ha..

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Ankho me tera ask utar lenge...............................

Ankho me tera ask utar lenge
khushi tuje dekr gm udhar lenge
tere jane k bad ayegi teri yad to
tere khyalo me h wqt guzar lenge

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Nayi Si Subah Naya Sa Savera..................

Nayi Si Subah Naya Sa Savera,
Suraj Ki Kirno Me Hawao Ka Basera,
Khule Asman Me Suraj Ka Chehra,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ye Hasin Savera.

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♥ Kyunki tum hi ho.........................

♥
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho..!!

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Better truth of todayz life !!.......................

Better truth of todayz life !!
"Hm kisi k lye sirf tabhi tak special hai,,,!!
Jab tak unhe koi dusra nhi mil jata,,,!!
"tanha dil"

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Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai.......................

Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Rosni Chali Gai
Kya Kahu Kya Gujri Is Dil Pe Tere Bina
Hum Jinda To Rahe Gaye Par Zindgi Chali Gai

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Free Advice for boys.......................

Free Advice for boys :-
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Ladki ki Pic par kabhi comment mat karnaa
warna 3 Mahine tak notification aayagi

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Boy & Girl on First Date....................

Boy & Girl on First Date..

Girl:"kitna seedha hai..
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Boy:"kya maal hai.. :p
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Girl:"nice behaviour..
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Boy:"kash pat jaye..
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Girl:"dressing sense zabardast hai.
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Boy:"skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi.
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Girl:"agar razi ho gaya toh isise shadi karungi..
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Boy:"bas 1 baar haa karde mujhe konse shadi karni
hai..:

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Ticket seller:" Boss, no one buying........................

Ticket seller:" Boss, no one buying
''Himmatwala's tickets
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Boss:" Give it free,
Once public enters,
close the door &
Start selling EXIT tickets @ Rs. 200

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kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me..........................

kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. :O
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Phir agar pat jaye toh.. :p

kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...

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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night........................

English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi....

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A Girl got a call from unknown number...........................

A Girl got a call from unknown number..
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Man:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Girl:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
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Ans:"Your Husband.. Aaj ghar aake bataunga..>:O

Another call from unknown number..
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Man:" R u married ??
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Girl:" Yes, but who R u.. ??

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Man:" Your boyfriend, U cheat!!
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Girl:" Sorry jaanu, I thought it was my husband..
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Ans:" Husband hi hoon saali kutti, aaj to tu gayi bas ghar aane de..

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Boy: You Wanna Know Something?..................................

Boy:
You Wanna Know Something?
Gal:
What ??
…
Boy:
Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !!
Gal:
Okay..:(…
Boy:
You Wanna Know The First?…
Gal: Sure….!!
Boy: Finding You…

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Q: Why There r Different..................................

Q: Why There r Different
Types 0f Blood Groups … ?
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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors …

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Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ulludekha hai.................................

Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ulludekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

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kabhI socha hai Hamne?........................

kabhI socha hai Hamne?
60kg Attay ki Bori
Jo Utha sakta hai
Vo kharid nahi sakta
…
aur
Jo Kharid sakta hai Vo
Utha nahi sakta.

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Tere Ghamo ko Apni Rooh main Utar Lu.......................

Tere Ghamo ko Apni Rooh main Utar Lu,
.
Zindagi Teri Chahat k Rang me Sanwaar Lu,
.
Mulaqaat ho Tujse Kuch is Tarah K,
.
Tamam Umar Ek Mulakat Mai Guzar du!!!!

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Importance of a Caring Person in Ur life................................

Importance of a Caring Person in Ur life
is like Ur Heartbeat. .
Heartbeat is Not visible But silently
Supports Ur life . . . . !!

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Zindagi Se Poocho Ye Kya Chahti Hai.............................

Zindagi Se Poocho Ye Kya Chahti Hai,
Bus Ek Usi Ki Wafa Chahti Hai,
Kitni Masoom Or Nadan Hai Zindagi,
Khud Bewafa Hai Or Wafa Chahati Hai..

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Humne Jise Dil-O-jaan Se...........................

Humne Jise Dil-O-jaan Se
Jise Chaha, Us Bewafa Ne
Kisi Aur Ko Chaha, Pata
Nahi Hum Kyu Unke Liye
Fariyad Kartehai, Jo Pyar
Ke Bahane Hume Barbad Karte Hai.

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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne........................

Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne,
Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne,
Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge,
Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.

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Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho........................

Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho
Meri bandagi ki har ghadi mein shaamil tum ho
Maine jitni bhi duaayein maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho

Ik mauj hoon main aur mera sahil tum ho
Aur ik safar hoon main hoon, meri manzil tum ho
Ho maine jitni bhi duayen maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho

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Wo khamosh aur hum pareshan kyu hain......................

Wo khamosh aur hum pareshan kyu hain
Wo mashoor aur hum badnam kyu hain
Unki aawaz hamare dil ki dhadkan hai
Ye jaan kar bhi wo anjan kyu hain.

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Unko bhi humse waisi himohabbat ho.........................

Unko bhi humse waisi himohabbat ho zaroori to nahi
ek si dono ki halat ho zaroori to nahi
dil ki chahat to kai khuwaab jaga deti hai
haan! magar saath mein qismat bhi ho zaroori to nahi
meri tanahaiyan karti hai jinhe yaad sada
unko bhi hamari zaroorat ho zaroori to nahi
muskuraane se bhi hota hai beyaan gum-e-dil
mujhe rone ki bhi adat hozaroori to nahi.

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Hum DEKH Nhi Skte UnkeAnkho Me Ansu ISLIYE...........................

Hum DEKH Nhi Skte UnkeAnkho Me Ansu
ISLIYE
Apni JEET Ko B Haar Khte H
Hum Is Kadar H ISHQ Me Pagal
KI
Unke ZULMO Ko B Pyar KhteHai.

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Husband wife doing se@x......................

Husband wife doing se@x,,
wife :- Maalgadi ku chala rahe ho
shatabdi express chalao,,
.
Husband tez tez karne laga,,
Sath me soya bacha niche girpada,,
Bacha (gusse se) :- Saalo jo chalana
hai chalao sawari to niche na
girao

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<>=<> Good Night..........................

<>=<>
Good Night.......
<>=<>
Sweet Dream
<>=<>
Dear Frnd
<>=<>
Jay Shri Krishna.......
<>=<>

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*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸ ☆

*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸ ☆
♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵Ʒ..•°*"˜ ☆¸..•´¨¨)) -:¦:-
.( ړײ / ( Good evening¸.•´….•´¨¨ ))
.«▓((¸¸.•´¸.•´. -:¦:-Sweet DaY
. ╝╚ ….. ... `♥♪♫-´¯
　　　　　　★ ✯
　　　　☆ ✯
　　★ ✯
☆ ✯
◊ ╚══❥•
╔══╗ ♪
║██║ ♫
║ ( ● ) ♫
╚══╝♪ ♪••

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कोई नाराज़ है हमसे की....................

कोई नाराज़ है हमसे की
हम कुछ लिखते नहीं,
कहाँ से लाये लफ्ज़
जब वो मिलते नहीं,
दर्द की जुबां होती तो बता देते,
वो ज़ख्म कैसे बताये जो दीखते नहीं.

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Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit?...........................

Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit?
Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai,
Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na.

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1 Sacha Dost wahi h...................

1 Sacha Dost wahi h
Jo apke pehla ansu puch le,

Dusra ansu rok le or
Agar tisra ansu aye to
Jor se 1 thappad mare or kahe
"Le Ab Khul K Ro le

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Khafa B Rhte He Or Wafa B Krte Hai............................

Khafa B Rhte He Or Wafa B Krte Hai,
Is Tarah Wo Apne Pyar Ko Baya B Krte Hai,
Jane Kaisi Narajgi He Humse Unki,
Khona B Chahte He Or
Pane Ki Dua B Krte Hai.

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Aaj inbox me aap nazar nahi aaye................

Aaj inbox me aap nazar nahi aaye,
Tamana ke phool phir murjhaye,
Na jane kin galiyo me kho gye aap,
Hum police station se lekar
Pagal khane tak dhund aaye.

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Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha.............................

Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.?
Sardar: Mein Hath Se
Diwar Tod Raha Tha
To Kisi Ne Kaha
Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B
Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!

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Wife-Chalo Na Aaj Sunday H.............................

Wife-Chalo Na Aaj Sunday H
Bahar Chalte H,
Or Driving Mai Karti Hu.
Husband-Ahha!
Matlab Jayenge Car Me Or
Ayenge Kal Ke AKHBAAR Me..

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Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko.......................

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko
Rakhi bandhe to basanti & thakur
Me kya rishta hoga...?
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?
Rehne do
Rehne do
Zyada dimag mat lagao
Qki thakur ke haath hi nahi the..

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Jethalal- aare daya raat ko..............................

Jethalal- aare daya raat ko
Mobile charging me mat rakho,
Blast ho jayega,
Daya- tapu ke papa
Aap tension mat lijiye
Maine battery nikal di he...

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Jiss dil pe na aaee chot kabhi..........................

Jiss dil pe na aaee chot kabhi woh dard kisi ka kya jane,
Khud shamma ko maloom nahi kyon jal jate hain parwaane,

Matt poochoo kya guzarti hai juda jab yaar hote hain,
Aansoo teer ban ke jigar ke paar hote hain.

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paas tumhare ane se dur sabase jate rahe..........................

paas tumhare ane se dur sabase jate rahe"

"har lamha har pal apane aap ko satate rahe"

"hamesha se hi janate the ki, pyar to tumhe hamise hi tha"

"phir bhi kisi aur ke sath dekh tumhe, apane dil ko jalate rahe"

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Aaj kal k relationships se zyada........................

Aaj kal k relationships
se zyada
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China Mobile ki battery
chal jati hai......

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Mai apna "DUKH" kise sunau....................

Mai apna "DUKH" kise
sunau ??
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Yaaro .
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1 hi ladki ka number tha
mere pass Wo
bhi nirmal baba ki bato
me aakar Delete
kar dia.......

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Ek chuha shrab k drum me gir gya...................

Ek chuha shrab k drum
me gir gya,
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bahar nikal kar mast
hokar sath mai soye hui
Billi ki puchh pe pao rakh
kr bola:"
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UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL
PANDEY TERA DANCE
DEKHNE AAYA HAI":

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Breaking news.........................

Breaking news: Ek
bacche ne Idea cellular
ki
advertisement dekh kar
apne parents ka mobile
inter-change kar
diya.......Next week
they got
divorced... ;).
Now New punch line :-
Idea can not only
change your life it also
help you to change your
wife....

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facebook pe girl ki.......................

facebook pe girl ki
photo pe boy bola

Boy: Wow..

You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop!

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Dost Barabar likh rha hai........................

Dost Barabar likh rha
hai..!!
.
2nd frnd continously
saying,
''Kutte kuch bta de''
.
1st frnd Reply : Mujhe
khud
kuch Nh aata hai..
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2nd frnd's Ultimate
Answer : Toh apne
baap ko luv letter likh
rha hai kya?
I Like SMS

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Pappu Apni Pados Ki Ladki Se............................

Pappu Apni Pados Ki Ladki Se: “I Love You”

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “Sorry, Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar

Karti Hoon”

Pappu Udas Ho Gaya Phir Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur

Bola : “Teri Mummy Ko Bataunga – Teri Mummy Ko

Bataunga”

Ladki: “Ruk Ja Kamine I Love You 2“

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Ladki Bus Stop pe bus ka wait kar rahi thi.............................

Ladki Bus Stop pe bus ka wait kar rahi thi,

Ladki ko impress karne k liye Pappu tez Baki Chalte

huve ladki k pass se gujra aur palat k vapas aaya

aur ladki se bola

Pappu- Pehchana Kya ?

Ladki - nahi

Pappu - Kya ! Abi to samne se gaya tha

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Aapko to pata hai Gaalib apni Girlfriend...................

Aapko to pata hai Gaalib apni Girlfriend se kitna pareshan hai.
ek baar Gaalib ki girlfriend Ne gaalib se fir vahi Ghisa pita Bakwass sawal puch hi liya jo har girlfriend apne boyfriend ko unka sar Khane k liye puchti hai
GirLfriend:-Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho
Gaalib:-BoLo Kya Karu
GirLfriend:-Chand Todh Ke La Sakte Ho?
Gaalib:-Phir Eid Kya Tere Baap Ko Dekh Ke Manayenge

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Pappu Bada Hua Toh Usko Ko Vodafone ..............................

Pappu Bada Hua Toh Usko Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi.

Magar Pehle Din Hi Bahut Maar Padi Aur Nikaal Diya Gaya...

BeCause

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!

Pappu: To Sale Airtel Ka Le Le Mhuje q tang kar raha hai..

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Gaalib Ka Tota Roj Shahid Afridi Ko Dekhta Aur Bolta...............................

Gaalib Ka Tota Roj Shahid Afridi Ko Dekhta Aur Bolta
Tota: “Aur Chutiye Kya Haal Chaal Hai?”
Kafi Din Ye Silsila Chalta Raha,
Tang Aakr Shahid Afridi Ne Gaalib Ji Se Shikayat Ki To Gaalib Ne Tote Ko Danta,
Agle Din Jab Afridi Fir Tote Ke Karib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola.
Thoda Aage Jaake Afridi Ne Mud Ke Dekha To
Tota Hanste Hue Bola.
Tota: ‘‘Samajh To Tu Gaya Hi Hoga’

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Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki...................

Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir
bhi
aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar
rahi...

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ek admi roz ek ped ke shaakh par bethta tha...........................

ek admi roz ek ped ke shaakh par bethta tha...
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Bolo kyun...
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Nahi pata..
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Theak hai mai hi bata deta hoon
bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha ab khud ko branch manager smaj raha THa...

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8 Common lines after getting drunk..........................

8 Common lines after getting drunk..

1. tu mera bhai hai..

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2. Gaadi main chalauga..

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3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu!

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4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!

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5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu! :p

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6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye!

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7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!
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The best one
8. Kal se daru Band..

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Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki...................

Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir
bhi
aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar
rahi...

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Ye Sun kr mere Hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya......................

Ye Sun kr mere Hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya,,,?. .
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JaB Gol-Gappy wala bola"Plz give your Feed- Backs
on Facebook Page/ -papu.golgappy.of -ficial

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Dear Dialogue "Hasi toh Fasi" . . . ...................

Dear Dialogue "Hasi toh Fasi"
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Abe Aaj tak jitni hasi,,,, saali ek bhi na fasi......

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Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi..............................

Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.

Doctor Bola: Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai

Biwi: Hey Bhagwan.

Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon?

Doctor: Kyun ?

Biwi: Unko Batana Hai

Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali Gayi Hai.

Hahahahhahahah....

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Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya..............................

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,

Ladki Boli: Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil

Ab Bechara Pappu Ko

Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Ki,

Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki?

Ya Fir Chance ??.....;)

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Who is the first indians to use 4G ..........................

Who is the first indians to use 4G ?????

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. har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ?
he is anil kapoor!!!!!
aG, oG , loo G , suno G

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Girl to her blind.....................

Girl to her blind
b.f --: kaash tum dekh sakte ,me kitni khoobsurat hu .
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Boy : itni khoobsurat hoti to kya aakh wale tujhe mere liye chood jate . . . . . . . . .

kamini . . andha hu

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Agar mobile India me bante to .............................

Agar mobile India me bante to usme message templates kuch aise hote:
1. Kamine call kar
2. Cigarette lete hue aana
3. teri bhabi k sath hu
4. Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de
5. kaha hai saale ??
6. kal college ya bunk...??
7. Dimag mat khaa.
8. Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai
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2-3senti msg to bhej
9. Abhi call mat karo jaanu, papa jaag rhe hai
10. Baad me baat karti hu mummy samne hai
11. ghumne chal rahi ho ??
N THE MOST IMPORTANT
12. balance nahi hai, call kar

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Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Apne........................

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Apne Ghar Khane Pe Bulata Hai.

Girlfriend Khana Khate Hue Boy-Friend Se Puchti Hai.

Girlfriend: “Ye Tumhara Kutta Mujhe Bahut Der Se Ghoor Kyu Raha Hai?”

Boyfriend: “Tum Jaldi-Jaldi Se Khaana Kha Lo, Wo Apni Plate Pehchan Gaya Hai“.

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Paani ko daru bana dete...........................

Paani ko daru bana dete,

daru ka tanker lagwa dete

Kambakhat hamne peeni chod di hai warna

Taj Mahal ko bear bar or
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mumtaz ko bar girl bana dete...

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After all, what is your host's purpose ............................

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Monday, 6 May 2013

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party?
Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose,
They'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

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He's turned his life around................................

He's turned his life around.
He used to be depressed and miserable.
Now he's miserable and depressed.

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?...........................

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp...
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya........................

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai.........................

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.

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Sahab: Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye......................

Sahab: Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar: sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain..

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Doctor: kya taklif hai?

Doctor: kya taklif hai?
Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.

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Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai.....................

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

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Insurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai...........................

Insurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.

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Bahut dard hota h.........................

Bahut dard hota h
jb teacher bolta h
ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h..
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Tab dil se aawaz aati h..

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To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!

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A Nice saying................................

A Nice saying:
"FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS.
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where as,
"TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS.
what a funny world!

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Wad u mn by "STUPID"?...............................

Wad u mn by "STUPID"?
Don't no..
S-smart
T-talented
U-unique
P-person
I-in
D-da world..
So,,be STUPID

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You know why the French don't.................................

You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people.

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he universe is merely a fleeting..............................

he universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

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It's always darkest before the dawn...............................

It's always darkest before the dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.

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I have six locks on my door all in a row.............................

I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.

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Dharti so rahi hai.........................

Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

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Message pe message bhejti ho.........................

Message pe message bhejti ho,
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho,
bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho,
khud ka bheja to chalata nahi,
dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho

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Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki............................

Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki,
Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya................................

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.................................

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.

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Students song..............................

Students song
Hm hoge all pass
Hm hoge all pass
1din
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Ho! ho!
SOTE h bindass
Likhte h bakwas
Karte h timepas
Fir B h vishwas
Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!

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you know ek ladki aapni life mein...............................

you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise?
shadi se pahle rani
shadi k baad laxmi
aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.

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BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi...................................

BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.?
GIRL-Kyaa.?
BOY-Achchi film hai na..
GIRL-Kutte k bachche..
BOY-What..?
GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.

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Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho.............................

Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho,
Mera ghar,Mera car
Hamara Q Nahi kehte,
Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho?

Pati:Hamara Underwear

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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha...........................

Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha

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Salman Khan-Hey Bhgwan Muje Itna Smart Q Bnaya..........................

Salman Khan-Hey Bhgwan Muje Itna Smart Q Bnaya

Humesha Ladkia Preshan Krti H

Bhgwan-Agar Tu Itna Preshan H

To Soch 'Ur Name' Kitna Preshan Hoga.

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MOLU to GOLU- Yaar.............................

MOLU to GOLU- Yaar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karu...

GOLU- 'message sending fail'
likh ke bhej de.

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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha.............................

Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha

1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu

Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.

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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha....................................

1Gao tha Usme Raja tha
Rani thi
Hajam tha
kisan tha
Tailor tha
Techr tha
Doctor b tha
Or b bahot se log the
kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.

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Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai.............................

Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,

Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,

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Lekin afsos wife ki friend wife nahi ho sakti

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Kabse Call kar rha hu............................

Kabse Call kar rha hu
Lag hi nhi rha
agr waha Light aa gayi hai toh Jaldise Star News ya AajTak lagao

Katrina Mar Gyi













Mujh pe

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Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe..............................

Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe

Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji

Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha

Monu- Sabji

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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye.......................

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,
Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

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What is Swarg?...................

What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.

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Boy-Can i Hold your Hand?.............................

Boy-Can i Hold your Hand?
Girl-No!

Boy-Y?

Gal-bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it.

Boy-Maa kasam, Humari Acting! To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting...

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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki...................................

Khuda Bohot Mehrban He
ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte

Qki

CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?

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Teacher to student..............................

Teacher to student-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?

Student-
P.H.D.

Teacher-
kya matlab?

Student-
Pjama holding device.

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Kabhi hath pe......................

Kabhi hath pe
kabhi hont pe
kbhi ankh pe
kabhi naak pe

kiss
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kiss
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kiss
kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko?
Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa

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BANKS.........................

BANKS

HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar

GREAT INDIA

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He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty..............................

He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty=
A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de*
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L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says:
"Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?

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Khush to bahot hoge tum...........................

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha

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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte...........................

SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte
BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar
VAAR Nhi Krte
Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye
Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte

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Sweet candies are nice to eat …...................

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

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Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti.........................

Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti

Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti

Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye

HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.

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SOCHO Agar.............................

SOCHO Agar
SMS Receive KARNE K PAISE Lgte To
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Kya HOTA
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SOCHO
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.Nahi PATA
Are TUM Sab MERI Wajah Se"ROAD" Pe Aa Jate"KANJUSO".

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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho..........................

JAB AAP MEHANTI ho..
Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...?
Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,,"
Take Full Rest ;-
Thanks for stay with me.

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He Dude what happaned no call..........................

He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!


Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg

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Chana khajo............................

Chana khajo,

Mamra khajo,

Sathe khajo khajoor.....!

Msg karvano time na male to rakhi lejo "MAJOOR"

Pan msg karjo jurur...

Mara hujur

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Jab aap Sms Nahi Karte Itna Gussa.................................

Jab aap Sms Nahi Karte Itna Gussa
Aata Hai 'Dil To ChahtaH ai CHAPPAL Utar
Kar....'
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JOOTE Pahan lu Aur Aapse Milne Aa Jaun..

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poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai.............................

poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai,
waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
sochte hain k aapko tang na kare,
magar sochte-2 plan
badal jaata hai

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Good is not creat by god......................

Good is not creat by god,
not designed by ur parents,
not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile

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I AM BODYGUARD......................

I AM BODYGUARD !
Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho
To Call Kare- 7509...
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Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke
Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....

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Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi.........................

Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi
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Sarkari School Me padna Nhi
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Sarkari hosptal Me jana Nhi
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Aur Nokri chahiye To Sarkari.!
WaH INDIA WaH

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Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna.........................

Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye.


Sidhe
upar aa jana.



Fir kya???



Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!

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My frnd txt me........................

My frnd txt me-
'plz send me some gud jokes'

I rpld-'main padhai kar rahi hu.'

after 2 mints

my frnd said-



'Mast joke hai! aur vej aur vej!'

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Aye khuda barish karwa de.........................

Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.

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dl m jhute arman nhi rkte..............................

dl m jhute arman nhi rkte
hoto p jhuti muskan nhi rkte
chahe 11 mulko ki polic piche ho
pr don ksi ka sms udhar nhi rkte

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1 Famous Chinese Poet Said...........................

1 Famous Chinese Poet Said,

"Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching"


Heart Touching na.!

Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!

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Bandar ped par kyu sote he?

Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
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Chalo jane do,
Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
Muje kya?
Bas gir mat jana..

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Aurangjeb shivaji maharaj ko q nahi dhund paya?

Aurangjeb shivaji maharaj ko q nahi dhund paya?
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q ki wo mughal tha 'google' nahi.

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Agar ap chor hote.............................

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Sunday, 5 May 2013

Agar ap chor hote,
to meri kya chez churate.
1-brain
2-beauty
3-luck
4-style
5-smile
6-atitude
7-dil
8-charactr
9-nature.
10-voice. Rply plz

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Hasi k raste pe chala karo..........................

Hasi k raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mehak liya karo,
pyaar se dilo ko chua karo,
jab apka dil udhas ho,
to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...

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msg pe msg bhejte ho......................

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

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