Agar mobile India me bante to .............................

Agar mobile India me bante to usme message templates kuch aise hote:
1. Kamine call kar
2. Cigarette lete hue aana
3. teri bhabi k sath hu
4. Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de
5. kaha hai saale ??
6. kal college ya bunk...??
7. Dimag mat khaa.
8. Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai
.
2-3senti msg to bhej
9. Abhi call mat karo jaanu, papa jaag rhe hai
10. Baad me baat karti hu mummy samne hai
11. ghumne chal rahi ho ??
N THE MOST IMPORTANT
12. balance nahi hai, call kar