doshti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata...................

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Tuesday, 7 May 2013

doshti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata..?
Dil me lagi ho aag use bujhaya nahi jata..?
Kitni b dori ho aapki dosti me..?
Par aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata..?

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Arj kiya hain.......................

Arj kiya hain
kuch log bhul kar bhi bhulaye nahi jate :aitbar itna hain ki aajmaye nahi jate
ho jate hain dil mein is tarah shaamil ki :chah kar bhi unki yaade dil se mitaye nahi jate

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Karoge yaad Guzre Zamane Ko,....................

Karoge yaad Guzre Zamane Ko,
Tarsoge Sath Ek Pal Bitane Ko.
Fir Awaz Doge Hame Bulane Ko,
Aur Hum Kahenge Sorry YAAR
Darwaza Nahi Hai Qabar Se Bahar Ane Ko...

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Gum Hai Ki Woh Hume Samajh Na Sake.....................

Gum Hai Ki Woh Hume Samajh Na Sake,
Hum Mil Kar Bhi Mil Na Sake,
Do Pal Ki Khushiyan Thi Meri Zindegi Mein,
Gum Hai Ki Use Bhi Hum Rok Na Sake.

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Santa 'Jockey' Ki Chaddi Laya........................

Santa 'Jockey' Ki Chaddi Laya
Aur Pure Gaaon Me Dhoti
Utha Utha Ke Dikhaya...

Ghar Aaya, Almari Kholi Toh Behosh....Q.
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QAilaaaaaa!! Chaddi To Almari Me Hai.

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Please Check My English........................

Please Check My English- - -

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Kya Maine Kuchh Mis Kiya ?
-Yes-
I Miss "U".

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Inhe Aise Set Karo Ki.....................

Inhe Aise Set Karo Ki,
Ye 1 Romantic Word Ban Jaye
"Y, T, A , M , R , H ,E"
Or Ye Wahi Kar Sakta He Jo Kisi Se
Sachcha Pyar Karta Ho.

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Todna Hota To Rishta Hum Na Banate........................

Todna Hota To Rishta Hum Na Banate.
Umeed Nahi Hoti To Sapne Hum Na Sajate.
Aitbar Kiya Hai Humne Aapki Wafao Pe.
Bhrosa Na Hota To Apne Dil Ka Hissa Na Banate.

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Bahut Kuch Sikha Jaati Hai Zindgi......................

Bahut Kuch Sikha Jaati Hai Zindgi,
Hansa K Rula Jati Hai Zindgi..
Jee Sako Jitna Utna Jee Lo Dosto,
Kyuki Bahut Kuch Baaki Rehta Hai,
Aur Khatam Ho Jati Hai Zindgi.

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Palak Jo Hame Bhigoye Nahi..........................

Palak Jo Hame Bhigoye Nahi,
Aap Ye Sochte Honge Ki Ham Roye Hi Nahi,
Dil Puchta Hai Ki Khwab Mein Kisko Dekha,
Kaise Kahein Hum Ek Raat Soye Hi Nahi.

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Solid Insult ) Teacher : ...................

Solid Insult )
Teacher : - Batao Bacho Hindiki
Phli Silent Movie Konsi Thi.
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Golu : - Teacher Jab Wo Film Silent
Thi To Aapko Kaise Pata Chala Ki
Wo Hindi Me Hai. :P
Hahaha
Students Thoko Like

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Girl-me Radio Ki Tarah Hu....................

Girl-me Radio Ki Tarah Hu,
Mera 1 Nippl* Tuning Hai Aur 1 Volume !
Boy- Me Dono Daba Raha Hu,
Lakin Aawaz Nahi Aa Rahi.
Girl: Madarch*d Neeche Cell To Dal.

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Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho......................

Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho
ka Haunsla Badhane Ke Liye
Ek Trick Khelti Hai
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Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne 1 Lesson Yaad kiya hai wo mere 1 Haath per Kiss
kare”
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Kuch Bacche Teacher ke Haath perKiss karte hai..
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Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne 2
Lesson Yaad kiye hai woh mere Dono Gaal par kiss kare”.
Kuch bacche teacher ke Gaal per kiss karte hai.
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Tabhi Pappu bolta hai:“ Miss,Bistar
Bicha lo”
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Lady Teacher: “Kyun ?
Pappu: “Mujhe Puri Book Yaad hai“

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7 Chatai Par 7 Sadhu Baithe The........................

7 Chatai Par 7 Sadhu Baithe The
Boy Ne Sadhu Se Pucha:
"Baba Engineering Kar Liya Hai,
Aage Kya Karu ??"
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Sadhu (Dusre Sadhu Se):" .
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1 Chatai Aur Laga Bhai K Liye...
Like To Banta Hi He..

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Bhut tamanna thi pyar main aasiyan bnane..................

Bhut tamanna thi pyar main aasiyan bnane
ki.......
Bana chuke to lag gyi nazar zammane ki...
Usi ka karz h jo aaj aankhon me h khoon k
aansu.....
Saza mili h humein muskurane ki..

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Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon...........................

Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥
Tumhain Manzil Mubarak Ho Nai Rahein Mubarak Hoon !♥ ♥ ♥
Magar Phir Ae Mere Humdum Mujhe Itna To Btla Do!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥
K Wapis Kiss TarafJoun Kahan Se Sath Lai Thay!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥♥
Mujhe Itna To Smjha Do Agar Aisa Nahi Mumkin!♥ ♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥
To Mujh Ko Is Trha Toro K Mai Yaksar Bikhar Joun!♥♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥
Bhatakne Se To Behter Hai Tumhary Pass Mar Joun!♥♥ ♥ !♥ ♥ ♥

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tanhai ka aalam hai rone ko dil karta hai......................

tanhai ka aalam hai rone ko dil karta hai..?
Ro kar thak jate hain to marne ko dil karta hai...?
mare bhi to kiske liye ...?
Koi hai jiske liye zeene ko dil karta hai...?

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Sweet Ans.. by Child in School..........................

Sweet Ans.. by Child in School
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Teacher:"What is your mother’s name..??
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Kid:"Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
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Bas pyar se MAA kehta hu..
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How many Likes For this word"MAA".

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mitti mere kabr se chura raha hai koi..............................

mitti mere kabr se chura raha hai koi..?
Mar bi is dil ko bahut yaad aara hai koi..?
Aye khuda ik pal ki zindagi aur de de mujhe ..?
Mayus mere kabr se ja raha hai koi....?

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din aate Hain din jate hain..........................

din aate hain din jate hain..?
Kuah lamhe aapke bina nahi kat pate hain.,?
In lamho ko semet kar dekho to ..?
To aap jaise nalayak dost bahut yaad aate hain..? I miss you frendss.?

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din me bhi yaad aate ho ......................

din me bhi yaad aate ho ..?
Raat me bhi yaad aate ho..?
Kabi kabi itna yaad aate ho..?
Ki aayina ham dekhte hain nazar tum aate ho...?

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ye bhi ik duaa hai us khuda se..? ...................

ye bhi ik duaa hai us khuda se..?
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajh se..?
Aye khuda karde kuch khas inayat hampar...?
Ki khusiyan hi mile sabko hamari wajh se..?

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एक तोता एक कार से टकरा गया....................

एक तोता एक कार से टकरा गया, तो उस कार
वाले ने उसे उठआ कर पिन्जरा मे डल दिया /
दूसरे दिन जब तोते को होश आया, वह
बोला,आईला! जेल,कार वाला मर गया क़्या

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Agar mobile India me bante to usme message .........................

Agar mobile India me bante to usme message templates kuch aise hote:
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1. Kamine call kar
2. Cigarette lete hue aana
3. teri bhabi k sath hu
4. Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de
5. kaha hai saale ??
6. kal college ya bunk...??
7. Dimag mat khaa.
8. Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai
2-3senti msg to bhej
9. Abhi call mat karo jaanu, papa jaag rhe hai
10. Baad me baat karti hu mummy samne hai
11. ghumne chal rahi ho ??
N THE MOST IMPORTANT.
12. balance nahi hai, call kar

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Girl : Mummy sir kitne handsme h na.....................

Girl : Mummy sir kitne handsme h na..
Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjna chahiye…
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Girl : Mummy tum b na,, hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti ho.

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Har pal har lamha tera intezaar karengE.........................

Har pal har lamha tera intezaar karengE..
Har ek khamoshi me tujhe yaad karengE..
Toote hai hum kuch is tarha..
K zinda reh kar bhI maut se pyaR karengE.

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Inhe Aise Set Karo Ki..............................

Inhe Aise Set Karo Ki,
Ye 1 Romantic Word Ban Jaye
"Y, T, A , M , R , H ,E"
Or Ye Wahi Kar Sakta He Jo Kisi Se
Sachcha Pyar Karta Ho.

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Me tere khwab sajana aaj se chod dunga............................

♥ ♥ Me tere khwab sajana aaj se chod dunga ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Mohabbat tujhse jatana aaj se chod dunga ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Talashta tha jo ladka tujhse milne ka bahane ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Bahane aaj se saare lagana chod dunga ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Mujhe hasil hui hai ruswaiya hi mohabbatme ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Me dil ko lagana aaj se chod dunga ♥ ♥

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Ek Sach.........................

Ek Sach,,,

"Pyar Ho Ya Parinda Usko Aazaad 6od Do,
Agar Laut Kar Aaya To Wo Tumara He,
Agar Nahi Aaya To
"Kabhi Tumara Tha Hi Nahi.

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Pehle Pyara Sa Farman.......................

Pehle Pyara Sa Farman
Aata Tha
Khushbu Se Bhara
Paigam Aata Tha,
Aaj Mera Friend Busy Hai
Shayad?
Nahi To Sabse Pehle
Inbox Me Uska Hi Naam Aata Tha.

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ham apne par kabi guroor nahi karte ..?.........................

ham apne par kabi guroor nahi karte ..?
Kisi ko chahne par majbor nahi karte..?
Magar ik bar jisko dil me basa lete hain..?
Phir mate dam tak khud se door nahi karte.?

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machhli tadpe pani bina barsat kaha se hoyi..? .........................

machhli tadpe pani bina barsat kaha se hoyi..?
Ham tadpe tumhare bina mulaaqat kaha se hoyi..?

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mohabbat ke b kuch raaz hote hain.? ..........................

mohabbat ke b kuch raaz hote hain.?
Jagti aankho me b khuwab hote hain..?
Jrouri nahi gam me hi aanso aaye....?
Muskurati aanko me bi sailab hote hain..?

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aye meri jani pila de pani kuyen se loota nikal kar....? ...................

aye meri jani pila de pani kuyen se loota nikal kar....?
Ham aashiko ka phata kaleza odhe dupatta sambhal kar..?

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Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se gir gaya............................

Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se
gir gaya
Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh
userupaya nai mila
kyo??
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Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche
pahunch gaya tha
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Pata he zyada ho gaya

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Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola.........................

Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola
Mulla: “ Tera Birthday Kab Hai? ”
Santa: “ Agle Hafte, Kyu? ”
Mulla: “ Tujhe Parde Gift Karne Hai, Teri Wife Ko Tere Saath SexKarte Hue Dekh-Dekh Ke Bore Ho Gaya Hoon ”
Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “ Tera Birthday Kab Hai? ”
Mulla: “ Agle Mahine, Kyu? ”
Santa: “ Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni Hai, Taki Tu Ye Dekh Sake Ki Wife Kiski Hai? “

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1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the.........................

1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,, batao Q.??
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kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,, faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo

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Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya........................

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: “ Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil ”
Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe
Dhamki?
Ya Fir Chance ??

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Can You read fast in english!.......................

Can You read fast in english!
My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
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Hahahaha....:p :O :D
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khulla nahi hain maaf karo..

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Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi...........................

Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ”
Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ”
Doctor: “ Kyun ? ”
Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “

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Hila Darling Hila.......................

Hila Darling Hila,
Zor-Zor Se Hila,
Hila Dil Se Hila,
Pakad-Pakad Ke Hila,
Bas Hilati Ja,
Jitna Hilayegi,
Utna Maza Aayega,
Varna,
Halwa Jal Jayega .

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Realise things before its too LATE.....................

Realise things before its too LATE.
Accept things rather then DELAY them.
Love people before you LOSE them.
Life comes just once, Love it while you LIVE it.

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Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Frnd Ko Fone Kiya ...........................

Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Frnd Ko Fone Kiya To Us Ke 10 Saal Ke Bhatije Ne Fone Uthaya.
Ladki: “ Apne Uncle Ko Fon Do. ”
Bacha: “ Aap Ka Name? ”
Ladki: “ Apne Uncle Se Kaho Un Ki Jaan-E Man Ka Fone Hai. ”
Jawab Mein Bachhey Ne Jo Kaha Use Sunn Kar Ladki Behosh Ho Gayi.
Bachhe Ne Masumiyat Se Kaha: “ Lekin Aunty Mobile Pe To “ Randi ” Likha Hua Hai

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Trying to foget sumone U love .......................

Trying to foget sumone U love is lyk trying to remember sumone U never met".
.Real loss occurs only wen U lose sumone U love more than Urself..::..::

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Find someone who is proud to.....................

Find someone who is proud to
have You. .
scared to lose You
fight for You.
appreciates You.
respects You.
care for You and
loves You.♥♥

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Only God Knows How Much I Miss You.........................

Only God Knows How Much I Miss You,
Only God Knows How Deep I Love You,
Only God Knows How Much You Mean To Me.

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Everyone Says " I LOVE U ".............................

Everyone Says " I LOVE U "
Is The Best Sentence In This
Whole World....
But I Think That " I LOVE U TOO "
Is The Best.... ♥
Cox Many Gets To Hear The
First One...
But A Very Few Lucky Once
Gets To Hear The Second One ...

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What is secret of succes?

What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

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Chaha t to aaj bhi Utni hi hai Unki..................................

..........Chaha t to aaj bhi Utni hi hai Unki..........
.......Par Kisamat ke hatho majbur ho gye.......
.........Dekhi Jo Unke man me Apne Liye Berukhi........ .
.........Hum Unki Khushi Ke Liye Unse Dur ho Gye........

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Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi...........................

Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
Dil ki dhadkan bhi shayed bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne ke saath saath rahe
Yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi

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IF You r asking if I will hurt u.........................

♥IF You r asking if I will hurt u,
The answer is Never♥
♥IF You r asking if I Love u,
The answer is Forever♥
♥IF You r asking if I want u,
The answer is I do♥
♥IF You r asking what I value Most,
The answer is You♥
♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

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Tumne Kaha Tha...........................

Tumne Kaha Tha,
Har Shaam Tere Saath Guzarenge....!!
Tum Badal Chuke Ho Ya
Tumhare Shahar Mein Shaam Nahi Hoti.

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"Ae Tanhai.........................

"Ae Tanhai, Tu Mujhse Ab Nikaah Karle..! Jab Umar Bhar Sath Hi Rehna Hai,
Toh Chal, Zamane Ki Ye Rashmeiy Bhi Adaa
Karlei'n..!!"

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insan b kiya cheeh hai daulat kamane ke ..........................

insan b kiya cheeh hai daulat kamane ke chakar me sehat ko kho deta hai...?
Aur sehat ko wapas lane ke chakar me daulat kho deta hai...?
Jeeta aise hai jaise kabi marega hi nahi..?
Aur mar aise jata hai ki jaise kbi jiya hi nahi..?

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aakhir kah hi dala usne ik din is kadar....................

aakhir kah hi dala usne ik din is kadar toote ho bikhar kiyon nahi jate...?
Kab tak jiyeoge ye dard bhari zindagi kisi raat khamosi se mar kiyon nahi jate..?

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TUJHEy Bhool Jane Ka "HOSLA".....................

TUJHEy Bhool Jane Ka
"HOSLA"
Na Tha! Na Hy! Na
Hoga!
= = DOOR = =
Reh Kar B Tu "JUDA
Na Tha! Na Hy! Na
Hoga!

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wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu.................

Wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu,
sare zamane ki unpar najar Hkya karu,
Ji chahta H jala du sare_shehar ko,
Lekin us shehar Me unka bhi ghar H kya karu.

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Zindahi Bhar Hum Tumhe AwazDenge...................

Zindahi Bhar Hum Tumhe AwazDenge
Pyar Kya Hai Hum Tumhe BataDenge
Tod Do Bandishe Zamane KiSaathiya
Ek Duniya Nayi Hum BasaDenge..!

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'How to impress kamwali bai???.....................

'How to impress kamwali bai???
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Had hoti hai yar tum is main bhi interested ho?
sudhar jaoo kasam sae.'

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Taras jaoge ek din humare labon.........................

Taras jaoge ek din humare labon se sunne ko ek ek lafz....
Phir pyar ki bat toh kya, hum shikayat bhi nai karenge..

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Bas Aaj Ki Raat Ruk Jaun..........................

Bas Aaj Ki Raat Ruk Jaun, Jana Itna Bhi Zaroori
Nahi Hai....
Phir Kabhi Na Aaunga Tumhari Zindagi Mein Lout
Ke
Saari Zindagi ki TanhaiiiKe Liye, Aaj Ki Raat
Bahut Hai.........

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Mujhe Bhi Yaad Rakhna,.....................

Mujhe Bhi Yaad Rakhna,
Jab Likho Tareekh-e-Wafa..!
K Hum Ne Bhi Lutaya Hai,
Mohabbat Mein Sukoon Apna..!

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Khuda kare ki saari umar......................

Khuda kare
ki saari umar
hame manzil naa mile..
badi
muskil se
woh raazi hue hai
saath chalne ko..

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Mujhe Malom Hai Ki Wo Mera........................

Mujhe Malom Hai Ki Wo Mera Kabhi Bhi Nahi Ho Sakta.!
Mujhe Bas Shauq Hai Us Ki Khatir Zindagi Barbad Karne Ka..

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Khayalon Mein Bhatak Jana...........................

Khayalon Mein Bhatak Jana,
Teri Yaadon Mein Kho Jana..
Bohot He Mehnga Para Hum Ko,
Sitamgar Tera Ho Jana..

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Agar Saza De Hi Chuke.......................

Agar Saza De Hi Chuke Ho Toh Haal Naa Puchna...
Hum Agar Begunah Nikle Toh Tumhe Afsos Hoga...

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Zindgi Mili "Zara Si Th...................

....... Zindgi Mili
"Zara Si Thi"
Kuch Is Me Kami
"Zara Si Thi"
Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.!!
Lekin Phir Bhi Dori
"Zara Si Thi"
Chand Jaagte Jaagte So Bhi Gaya!
Raat Abhi Beeti
"Zara Si Thi"
Mohabat Baant Di Us Ne Zamane MeinLekin.!
Jo Mere Hisse Mein Aai
Wo MuhabBAt
"ZARA Si Thi"

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Ishq pane ki tamanna me kabhi kabhi...........................

Ishq pane ki tamanna me kabhi kabhi...
zindagi khilona ban jate hai...
Jise dil me basana chahte hai...
Wo surat sirf yaad bankar reh jata hai...

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Wo Pass Se Gujarta Hai Aise.....................

Wo Pass Se Gujarta Hai Aise,
Jaise Bahaaro'n Ka Mousam Hai..!
Hoti Hai Baate'n Sirf Nigaho Me,
Abhi Ishaaro'n Ka Mousam Hai..!
Pass Hoke Bhi Duuri Si Lagti Hai
Abhi Apne Darmiya,
Chand Diwaro Ka Mousam Hai..!
Tassali Rakh..
Tute'nge Sitare Bhi Fariyad Se Apni..
Abhi Khamosh Mohabbat Hai,
Sitaro'n Ka Mousam Hai..!!"

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Kamaal Ki Funkaari Hain Tum MeinAey......................

Kamaal Ki Funkaari Hain Tum MeinAey-
Jaana.....! !
Waar Bhi Dil Par Karte Ho, Aur Rehte Bhi Dil
Mein.....!!

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Hum mein to khair himmat he......................

Hum mein to khair himmat he dard sehne ki..
Tum itne dukh dete ho.. thak to nahi jaate.....??

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Apne Asman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo........................

Apne Asman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo,
Tum Khwab Aaj Koi Hasin
Dekh Lo,
Aazmana Hai Agar Aitbar Ko Mere,
To Ek Jhut Tum Bolo Or Mera Yaqeen Dekh Lo

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Kadam Ruk Se Gaye Hain Phool .......................

Kadam Ruk Se Gaye Hain Phool Biktey Dekh Kar..:)
Woh Aksar Kaha Krta Tha
Muhabbat Phool Jaisi Hai.

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Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi...................

Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi.
Tujhe Bhi Ek Din, Mujh Jaisi
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi.
Dhadkane Kar Degi Tujhe
Pareshaan Har Shaam
Tere Dil Ko Mere Dil Ki Aisi
Aadat Ho Jayegi
Milengi Meri Yaadien Tujhe Apne Khayaalon Mein
Meri Baatein Teri Neend Ki Har Karwat Ho Jayegi
Har Mulaqat Par Khud Ko Mere Paas Bhul Aaoge
Mera Saath Hi Teri Zindagi Ki Ibadat Ho Jayegi
Tujhe Pane Ki Tamanna Basi Hai Meri Ruh Mein..
Mere Ishq Ki Deewangi, Teri Hasrat Ho Jayegi..

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Aye Chand Usey Kehna Woh Jo Duur Bohat Duur........................

Aye Chand Usey Kehna
Woh Jo Duur Bohat Duur Basta Hai,
Usey Koi Yaad Karta Hai,
Aur, Behisaab Karta Hai
Usey Kehna,Jab Woh Kisi Aur Ke Sang Hasta Hai,
To Phir Duur Bohat Duur Kisi Ka Dil Darhakta Hai,
Aur,
Jab Woh Udaas Hota Hai,
Pass Uske Na Koi Gham Shanas Hota Hai,
To Phir Duur Bohat Duur Kisi Ki Aankhon Se Lahoo Barasta Hai,

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tere hontho pe muskan jo mai la sku..........................

tere hontho pe muskan jo mai la sku... kash tere khushi me hi jannat ko mai paa sku...
karta rhu kam aise k tera dilkbhiudas na ho...
pyar du tujhe itna k tere dil meinpyar ki baki pyas na ho...
tera ek ansu jo girne lage to usemuthi me kaid karlu...
mera bas chale to faqt khushia de kar tere sare gum mai apni kismt ke naam krlu...
dard mile jo tujhe kbhi mujhse aisa din kbhi naseeb na ho...
meri zindgi wohi khtm ho jaye jis din se tu mere karib na ho...

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Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh.......................

Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh Aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse.......
Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hain…!!

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"aansuo'n ke sahare unke gham ko bhula dete hain"......................

"aansuo'n ke sahare unke gham ko bhula dete hain"
"wo nazar aate hain jab kabhi tokhud ko chupa lete hain"
"dard-e-dil ki halat ko kin alfazonmein byaan kare hum"
"aaiene mein khud ko dekete hain to nazrein jhuka lete hain"
"aansuo'n ke sahare unke gham ko bhula dete hain"
"wo nazar aate hain phir kabhi to khud ko chupa lete hain"

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BOY:Do you have a PEN?

BOY:Do you have a PEN?
Girl: Yeah
BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink !
Girl: What? You�re Kidding, It Works!
Boy: It Doesn�t Work! Well, You Try Go, Write Your Cell Phone Number Here =

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Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai......................

Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Rosni Chali Gai
Kya Kahu Kya Gujri Is Dil Pe Tere Bina
Hum Jinda To Rahe Gaye Par Zindgi Chali Gai...

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Hum ye nhi kehte ke koi unke........................

♥___Hum ye nhi kehte ke koi unke
liye dua na maange___♥♥
♥♥___hum ye nhi kehte ke koi unke
liye dua na maange___♥♥
♥♥____bus itna chahte hai k koi dua
me “UNKO”na maange___♥♥

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Krupya Dhyan De....................

'Krupya Dhyan De,
Agar Aap Dhyan Dene Wale SMs Ko
Dhyanse Padhenge To Aapke DhyanMe Ek Baat Aayegi
Ke Is Msg Me Dhydan Denewali Koi Baat Nahi Hai…'

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'Teacher: 'Beta Nisar...!!.....................

'Teacher:
'Beta Nisar...!!
Tum kaisay paida hue?'




Nisar:
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' Jawani Jan-e-man
Haseen dil-ruba
Milay 2 dil jawan
Nisar ho gaya. . .

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Wo Mohabbat meiN ye kaisi.......................

Wo Mohabbat meiN ye kaisi
wafaa de gaya
khus rahun usse bhool kar ye
Duaa de gaya
Koi raQeeb hota to maiN bhool
jata usse
habib ban kar bhi vo mujhe jafaa
de gaya
chala gaya woh guzre hue
mausam ki tarah
mujhe tanhai meiN jine ki saza
de gaya
Chaand ban kar utarna tha meri
aangan meiN
wo dard ke barish aur thandii
hawaa de gaya
Kitna muskil hai khud ko
samjhaNa
jab mout se bhi badh kar koi
sazaa de gaya

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Aaj Saqi Sharaab Rehnay Do.........................

Aaj Saqi Sharaab Rehnay Do

Tishnagi K Azaab Rehnay Do

Ponch Dalo Na Aankh Se Kaajal

Kuch Tou Khanjar Pe Aab Rehnay Do

Tum Sanwaro Apni In Zulfon Ko

Meri Halat Kharab Rehnay Do

Chaand Badal Main Acha Lagta Hai

Adhay Rukh Pe Naqab Rehnay Do

Un K Chehry Ki Baat Ho Jaye

Aaj Zikr-e-Gulab Rehnay Do

Un Ki Chokhat Ko Choom Lo “Mohsin”

Baki Saray Sawaab Rehnay Do….!!

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Farz tha jo mera nibha diya maine.........................

Farz tha jo mera nibha diya maine.......
usne jo manga vo sab de diya maine.......

Wo sunke gairon ki baten bewafai ho gaya.......
samajh k khwab usko akhir bhula diya maine......!

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Kisi K Dukh Ka Ehsas Hu Mai......................

Kisi K Dukh Ka Ehsas Hu Mai......
Zindgi Ka Sunhera Saaz Hu Mai......

Dusron Ko Khushi Dene Ki Karta Hu Koshish.......
Aur Khud ek Pal Ki Khushi Ka Mohtaj Hu Mai......!!

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Faasle Itne To Pehle Na Hua Karte The.........................

Faasle Itne To Pehle Na Hua Karte The
.
Main Wahi Hu Jise Wo Apna Kaha Karte The
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Wo Bhool Gaye Mujhe Chalo Koi Baat Nahi
.
Zakhm To Is Dil Ko Pehle Bhi Mila Karte The!

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Kab tak raho ge aakhir….......................

Kab tak raho ge aakhir…
Yun door door hum se…

Milna pare ga aakhir…
Ik din zaroor hum se…

Daman bachaanay walay…
Ye berukhi hai kesi…

Keh do agar huwa hai…
Koi qasoor hum se…

Hum chor dein ge tum se…
Yun baat cheet karna…

Tum puchtay phiro ge…
Apna qasoor hum se…

Hum cheen len ge tum se…
Ye Shaan-e-Beniazi…

Aur tum mangte phiro ge…
Apna gharoor hum se...!

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Mere baare main mere sub faisle us ne kiye.........................

Mere baare main mere sub faisle us ne kiye,
Aur mujhe un faislon se be-khabar rakha gaya,

Phir howa aesa k mujh ko dar-badar kerne k baad,
Naam usi basti ka mere naam per rakha gaya...!!!

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Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko...........................

Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko
Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

Tumhain Manzil Mubarak Ho
Nai Rahein Mubarak Hoon
!♥ ♥ ♥

Magar Phir Ae Mere Humdum
Mujhe Itna To Btla Do!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

K Wapis Kiss Taraf Joun
Kahan Se Sath Lai Thay!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

Mujhe Itna To Smjha Do
Agar Aisa Nahi Mumkin!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

To Mujh Ko Is Trha Toro
K Mai Yaksar Bikhar Joun!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

Bhatakne Se To Behter Hai
Tumhary Pass Mar Joun…!!♥ ♥

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Raat ke pursakoon lamhoon mein.......................

Raat ke pursakoon lamhoon mein

Jab kabhi teri yaad ati hai

Us ghardi Khuda-e-barter se

Teri Khushioon ki bheek mangta hoon

Mein dua goo hoon tere saray ghum

Meri kismat mein saray aa jaien

Mere hisay ki mumkana Khushiyan

Tere hisay mein sari aa jaien.

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Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur......................

Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur,
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Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayengezarur ­ ­,
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Raah me kitne kante q na ho ,
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Awaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur…

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Muddat se mera dil hai ki abaad nahi hai.......................

Muddat se mera dil hai ki abaad nahi hai,
Honthon pe magar aaj bhi faryad nahi hai,

Aata hai khayalo me mere uska hechehra,
bus us k siwa kuch bhi mujhe yaad nahi hai,

Phirte hai yahan sbhi log sehme hue se,
es shaher me jaise koi azaad nahi hai,

Dekha hai ujarte hue kitne he gharo ko,
hai kaun jo es ishq me barbaad nahi hai,

Ek lehar si uthti hai aaj bhi mere dil me,
es lehar k uthne ka sabab yaad nahi hai...

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Hansi Hansi Me Kitno Ko Hansa Diya...........................

Hansi Hansi Me Kitno Ko Hansa
Diya...
Hansi Hansi Me Kitne Gamo Ko
Chupa Diya...

Hans Kar Gaya Hai Koi Hum Par Is
Kadar...
Ki Umar Bhar Ke Liye Hame Hasna
Bhula Diya...

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Kuch khud bhi thay afsurda say...........................

Kuch khud bhi thay afsurda say,

Kuch log bhi hum say rooth gaye...

Kuch khud hi zakham k aadi thay,

Kuch sheeshy hath say tot gaye..

Kuch khud bhi thay hasaas bohot,

Kuch apnay moqadar rooth gaye...

Kuch aap ko such say nafrat thi,

Kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye...

Kuch khud bhi itnay mohtaat na thay,

Kuch log bhi hum ko loot gaye...

Kuch talkh hakeekatain then itni,

K khawab hi saray toot gay..

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Kasam Di Thi Tumne Mujhko.............................

Kasam Di Thi Tumne Mujhko,
Juda Karogi Na Mujhse Khudko,
Jab Mana Tha Tumne Apna,
Toda Phir Mera Kyon Sapna,
Tumko Thi Mujhse Mohabbat,
Kyon Sama Gayi Phir Tum Mein Nafrat,
Yaadein Hai Dil Mein Uthti,
Mujhko Hai Bechain Rakhti,
Tumse Nahi Ab Shikwa,
Nata Ye Mujhse Bikhra,
Aaj Zindagi Ne Roop Hi Badla,
Meri Soch, Adat, Mera Mazaj Hi Badla,
Bas Aaj Ek Baat Kehne Do,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Tanha Rehne Do,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Tanha Rehne Do,
Aaj Ye Baat Kehne Do...

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Mera Wajud Meri mohabat Se Hai..............................

Mera Wajud Meri mohabat Se Hai♥ ♥
Mujhe Gurur Meri mohabbat Pe Hai, ♥ ♥
Mujhe Chahte Honge Or B Bahot Log. ♥ ♥
Magar Mujhe Mohabbat Apni mohabat se Hai. ♥ ♥

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Rafta Rafta Waqt Se Majboor Hota Gya.........................

Rafta Rafta Waqt Se Majboor Hota Gya,
Boht Pyar Tha Tujh Se Aur Tujh Se Hi Door Hota Gya.
Maine Iltija Ki K Tere Bin waqt Nhi Guzrta,
Ye Sun Kr tu Bhi Thora Magroor Hota Gya.
Kisi Ki Judai Ko Brdasht Na Kr Paya,
Main Bhi DIL_O_DIMAGH Se La'shaour Hota Gya.
Teri Ankh Mein Na Jane Kesa Hunar Tha,
Jo Main Puri Mahfil Mein Masroor Hota Gya.
Ye Kesi Mohabat K Muqadar Ki Ruswai Hoi Hai, ". ."
Main Be_Wafa Aur Wo Be_Qasoor Hota Gya.

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~"Yad Bankar Ham Dil Me Aate Rahenge.............................

~"Yad Bankar Ham Dil Me Aate
Rahenge
Yunhi Waqt B-e-waqt Tadpate
Rahenge ...!!!
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Dua Karo Ki Umar Chhoti Ho Hmari ***Varna
Jane Kab Tak Satate
Rahenge"~"..... !!!

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Use Apni Zid Ki Fikr Thi...........................

Use Apni Zid Ki Fikr Thi,
Mujhe Apne Pyar Ka Khayal Tha
Na Mil Sake Hum Phir Kabhi,
Wo Hamari Mohobbaton Ka Zawal Tha,
Mere Liye Uska Sath Hi Sab Kuch Tha,
Uske Liye Ye Sab Mazak Tha,
Use Bas Apni Manzilo Ki Fikr Thi,
Aur Yaha Mere Zindagi Ka Sawal Tha...

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Girl: Whats Ur Name...........................

Girl: Whats Ur Name.
Boy: Black Lion.
Girl: R U Joking?
Boy: No It Means Kalo Singh And Ur Name.
Girl: Soft Underwear.
Boy: R U Joking?
Girl: No It Means Komal Chadda.

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Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya.........................

Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge..

Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

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§irf zuban se kiya hua wada nahi hota....................

§irf zuban se kiya hua wada nahi hota..,,
Bar-Bar izhar se pyar zyada nahi hota..,,
Mujhe jaan'na hai to meri roohme sama jao..
Sirf kinare se smandar ka andaza nahi hota .

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Friends mera matha garm ho ra ha he.........................

Friends mera matha garm ho ra ha he....
Jnte ho mera matha garam hone se ma kya
krtahu..?
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Ma fan k niche bayth jata hu....
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.or is se jada garam hone se kya karta hu jnte
ho??.
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.fan on kar deta hu.....
Ha...ha...ha..

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Ankho me tera ask utar lenge...............................

Ankho me tera ask utar lenge
khushi tuje dekr gm udhar lenge
tere jane k bad ayegi teri yad to
tere khyalo me h wqt guzar lenge

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Nayi Si Subah Naya Sa Savera..................

Nayi Si Subah Naya Sa Savera,
Suraj Ki Kirno Me Hawao Ka Basera,
Khule Asman Me Suraj Ka Chehra,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ye Hasin Savera.

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♥ Kyunki tum hi ho.........................

♥
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho..!!

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Better truth of todayz life !!.......................

Better truth of todayz life !!
"Hm kisi k lye sirf tabhi tak special hai,,,!!
Jab tak unhe koi dusra nhi mil jata,,,!!
"tanha dil"

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Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai.......................

Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Rosni Chali Gai
Kya Kahu Kya Gujri Is Dil Pe Tere Bina
Hum Jinda To Rahe Gaye Par Zindgi Chali Gai

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Free Advice for boys.......................

Free Advice for boys :-
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Ladki ki Pic par kabhi comment mat karnaa
warna 3 Mahine tak notification aayagi

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Boy & Girl on First Date....................

Boy & Girl on First Date..

Girl:"kitna seedha hai..
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Boy:"kya maal hai.. :p
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Girl:"nice behaviour..
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Boy:"kash pat jaye..
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Girl:"dressing sense zabardast hai.
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Boy:"skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi.
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Girl:"agar razi ho gaya toh isise shadi karungi..
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Boy:"bas 1 baar haa karde mujhe konse shadi karni
hai..:

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Ticket seller:" Boss, no one buying........................

Ticket seller:" Boss, no one buying
''Himmatwala's tickets
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Boss:" Give it free,
Once public enters,
close the door &
Start selling EXIT tickets @ Rs. 200

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kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me..........................

kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. :O
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Phir agar pat jaye toh.. :p

kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...

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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night........................

English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi....

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A Girl got a call from unknown number...........................

A Girl got a call from unknown number..
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Man:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Girl:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
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Ans:"Your Husband.. Aaj ghar aake bataunga..>:O

Another call from unknown number..
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Man:" R u married ??
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Girl:" Yes, but who R u.. ??

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Man:" Your boyfriend, U cheat!!
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Girl:" Sorry jaanu, I thought it was my husband..
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Ans:" Husband hi hoon saali kutti, aaj to tu gayi bas ghar aane de..

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Boy: You Wanna Know Something?..................................

Boy:
You Wanna Know Something?
Gal:
What ??
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Boy:
Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !!
Gal:
Okay..:(…
Boy:
You Wanna Know The First?…
Gal: Sure….!!
Boy: Finding You…

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Q: Why There r Different..................................

Q: Why There r Different
Types 0f Blood Groups … ?
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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors …

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Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ulludekha hai.................................

Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ulludekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

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kabhI socha hai Hamne?........................

kabhI socha hai Hamne?
60kg Attay ki Bori
Jo Utha sakta hai
Vo kharid nahi sakta
…
aur
Jo Kharid sakta hai Vo
Utha nahi sakta.

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Tere Ghamo ko Apni Rooh main Utar Lu.......................

Tere Ghamo ko Apni Rooh main Utar Lu,
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Zindagi Teri Chahat k Rang me Sanwaar Lu,
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Mulaqaat ho Tujse Kuch is Tarah K,
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Tamam Umar Ek Mulakat Mai Guzar du!!!!

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Importance of a Caring Person in Ur life................................

Importance of a Caring Person in Ur life
is like Ur Heartbeat. .
Heartbeat is Not visible But silently
Supports Ur life . . . . !!

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Zindagi Se Poocho Ye Kya Chahti Hai.............................

Zindagi Se Poocho Ye Kya Chahti Hai,
Bus Ek Usi Ki Wafa Chahti Hai,
Kitni Masoom Or Nadan Hai Zindagi,
Khud Bewafa Hai Or Wafa Chahati Hai..

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Humne Jise Dil-O-jaan Se...........................

Humne Jise Dil-O-jaan Se
Jise Chaha, Us Bewafa Ne
Kisi Aur Ko Chaha, Pata
Nahi Hum Kyu Unke Liye
Fariyad Kartehai, Jo Pyar
Ke Bahane Hume Barbad Karte Hai.

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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne........................

Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne,
Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne,
Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge,
Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.

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Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho........................

Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho
Meri bandagi ki har ghadi mein shaamil tum ho
Maine jitni bhi duaayein maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho

Ik mauj hoon main aur mera sahil tum ho
Aur ik safar hoon main hoon, meri manzil tum ho
Ho maine jitni bhi duayen maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho

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Wo khamosh aur hum pareshan kyu hain......................

Wo khamosh aur hum pareshan kyu hain
Wo mashoor aur hum badnam kyu hain
Unki aawaz hamare dil ki dhadkan hai
Ye jaan kar bhi wo anjan kyu hain.

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Unko bhi humse waisi himohabbat ho.........................

Unko bhi humse waisi himohabbat ho zaroori to nahi
ek si dono ki halat ho zaroori to nahi
dil ki chahat to kai khuwaab jaga deti hai
haan! magar saath mein qismat bhi ho zaroori to nahi
meri tanahaiyan karti hai jinhe yaad sada
unko bhi hamari zaroorat ho zaroori to nahi
muskuraane se bhi hota hai beyaan gum-e-dil
mujhe rone ki bhi adat hozaroori to nahi.

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Hum DEKH Nhi Skte UnkeAnkho Me Ansu ISLIYE...........................

Hum DEKH Nhi Skte UnkeAnkho Me Ansu
ISLIYE
Apni JEET Ko B Haar Khte H
Hum Is Kadar H ISHQ Me Pagal
KI
Unke ZULMO Ko B Pyar KhteHai.

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Husband wife doing se@x......................

Husband wife doing se@x,,
wife :- Maalgadi ku chala rahe ho
shatabdi express chalao,,
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Husband tez tez karne laga,,
Sath me soya bacha niche girpada,,
Bacha (gusse se) :- Saalo jo chalana
hai chalao sawari to niche na
girao

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<>=<> Good Night..........................

<>=<>
Good Night.......
<>=<>
Sweet Dream
<>=<>
Dear Frnd
<>=<>
Jay Shri Krishna.......
<>=<>

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*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸ ☆

*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸ ☆
♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵Ʒ..•°*"˜ ☆¸..•´¨¨)) -:¦:-
.( ړײ / ( Good evening¸.•´….•´¨¨ ))
.«▓((¸¸.•´¸.•´. -:¦:-Sweet DaY
. ╝╚ ….. ... `♥♪♫-´¯
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☆ ✯
◊ ╚══❥•
╔══╗ ♪
║██║ ♫
║ ( ● ) ♫
╚══╝♪ ♪••

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कोई नाराज़ है हमसे की....................

कोई नाराज़ है हमसे की
हम कुछ लिखते नहीं,
कहाँ से लाये लफ्ज़
जब वो मिलते नहीं,
दर्द की जुबां होती तो बता देते,
वो ज़ख्म कैसे बताये जो दीखते नहीं.

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Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit?...........................

Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit?
Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai,
Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na.

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1 Sacha Dost wahi h...................

1 Sacha Dost wahi h
Jo apke pehla ansu puch le,

Dusra ansu rok le or
Agar tisra ansu aye to
Jor se 1 thappad mare or kahe
"Le Ab Khul K Ro le

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Khafa B Rhte He Or Wafa B Krte Hai............................

Khafa B Rhte He Or Wafa B Krte Hai,
Is Tarah Wo Apne Pyar Ko Baya B Krte Hai,
Jane Kaisi Narajgi He Humse Unki,
Khona B Chahte He Or
Pane Ki Dua B Krte Hai.

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Aaj inbox me aap nazar nahi aaye................

Aaj inbox me aap nazar nahi aaye,
Tamana ke phool phir murjhaye,
Na jane kin galiyo me kho gye aap,
Hum police station se lekar
Pagal khane tak dhund aaye.

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Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha.............................

Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.?
Sardar: Mein Hath Se
Diwar Tod Raha Tha
To Kisi Ne Kaha
Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B
Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!

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Wife-Chalo Na Aaj Sunday H.............................

Wife-Chalo Na Aaj Sunday H
Bahar Chalte H,
Or Driving Mai Karti Hu.
Husband-Ahha!
Matlab Jayenge Car Me Or
Ayenge Kal Ke AKHBAAR Me..

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Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko.......................

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko
Rakhi bandhe to basanti & thakur
Me kya rishta hoga...?
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Rehne do
Rehne do
Zyada dimag mat lagao
Qki thakur ke haath hi nahi the..

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Jethalal- aare daya raat ko..............................

Jethalal- aare daya raat ko
Mobile charging me mat rakho,
Blast ho jayega,
Daya- tapu ke papa
Aap tension mat lijiye
Maine battery nikal di he...

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Jiss dil pe na aaee chot kabhi..........................

Jiss dil pe na aaee chot kabhi woh dard kisi ka kya jane,
Khud shamma ko maloom nahi kyon jal jate hain parwaane,

Matt poochoo kya guzarti hai juda jab yaar hote hain,
Aansoo teer ban ke jigar ke paar hote hain.

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paas tumhare ane se dur sabase jate rahe..........................

paas tumhare ane se dur sabase jate rahe"

"har lamha har pal apane aap ko satate rahe"

"hamesha se hi janate the ki, pyar to tumhe hamise hi tha"

"phir bhi kisi aur ke sath dekh tumhe, apane dil ko jalate rahe"

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Aaj kal k relationships se zyada........................

Aaj kal k relationships
se zyada
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China Mobile ki battery
chal jati hai......

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Mai apna "DUKH" kise sunau....................

Mai apna "DUKH" kise
sunau ??
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Yaaro .
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1 hi ladki ka number tha
mere pass Wo
bhi nirmal baba ki bato
me aakar Delete
kar dia.......

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Ek chuha shrab k drum me gir gya...................

Ek chuha shrab k drum
me gir gya,
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bahar nikal kar mast
hokar sath mai soye hui
Billi ki puchh pe pao rakh
kr bola:"
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UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL
PANDEY TERA DANCE
DEKHNE AAYA HAI":

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Breaking news.........................

Breaking news: Ek
bacche ne Idea cellular
ki
advertisement dekh kar
apne parents ka mobile
inter-change kar
diya.......Next week
they got
divorced... ;).
Now New punch line :-
Idea can not only
change your life it also
help you to change your
wife....

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facebook pe girl ki.......................

facebook pe girl ki
photo pe boy bola

Boy: Wow..

You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop!

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Dost Barabar likh rha hai........................

Dost Barabar likh rha
hai..!!
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2nd frnd continously
saying,
''Kutte kuch bta de''
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1st frnd Reply : Mujhe
khud
kuch Nh aata hai..
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2nd frnd's Ultimate
Answer : Toh apne
baap ko luv letter likh
rha hai kya?
I Like SMS

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Pappu Apni Pados Ki Ladki Se............................

Pappu Apni Pados Ki Ladki Se: “I Love You”

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “Sorry, Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar

Karti Hoon”

Pappu Udas Ho Gaya Phir Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur

Bola : “Teri Mummy Ko Bataunga – Teri Mummy Ko

Bataunga”

Ladki: “Ruk Ja Kamine I Love You 2“

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Ladki Bus Stop pe bus ka wait kar rahi thi.............................

Ladki Bus Stop pe bus ka wait kar rahi thi,

Ladki ko impress karne k liye Pappu tez Baki Chalte

huve ladki k pass se gujra aur palat k vapas aaya

aur ladki se bola

Pappu- Pehchana Kya ?

Ladki - nahi

Pappu - Kya ! Abi to samne se gaya tha

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Aapko to pata hai Gaalib apni Girlfriend...................

Aapko to pata hai Gaalib apni Girlfriend se kitna pareshan hai.
ek baar Gaalib ki girlfriend Ne gaalib se fir vahi Ghisa pita Bakwass sawal puch hi liya jo har girlfriend apne boyfriend ko unka sar Khane k liye puchti hai
GirLfriend:-Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho
Gaalib:-BoLo Kya Karu
GirLfriend:-Chand Todh Ke La Sakte Ho?
Gaalib:-Phir Eid Kya Tere Baap Ko Dekh Ke Manayenge

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Pappu Bada Hua Toh Usko Ko Vodafone ..............................

Pappu Bada Hua Toh Usko Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi.

Magar Pehle Din Hi Bahut Maar Padi Aur Nikaal Diya Gaya...

BeCause

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!

Pappu: To Sale Airtel Ka Le Le Mhuje q tang kar raha hai..

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Gaalib Ka Tota Roj Shahid Afridi Ko Dekhta Aur Bolta...............................

Gaalib Ka Tota Roj Shahid Afridi Ko Dekhta Aur Bolta
Tota: “Aur Chutiye Kya Haal Chaal Hai?”
Kafi Din Ye Silsila Chalta Raha,
Tang Aakr Shahid Afridi Ne Gaalib Ji Se Shikayat Ki To Gaalib Ne Tote Ko Danta,
Agle Din Jab Afridi Fir Tote Ke Karib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola.
Thoda Aage Jaake Afridi Ne Mud Ke Dekha To
Tota Hanste Hue Bola.
Tota: ‘‘Samajh To Tu Gaya Hi Hoga’

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Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki...................

Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir
bhi
aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar
rahi...

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ek admi roz ek ped ke shaakh par bethta tha...........................

ek admi roz ek ped ke shaakh par bethta tha...
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Bolo kyun...
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Nahi pata..
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Theak hai mai hi bata deta hoon
bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha ab khud ko branch manager smaj raha THa...

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8 Common lines after getting drunk..........................

8 Common lines after getting drunk..

1. tu mera bhai hai..

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2. Gaadi main chalauga..

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3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu!

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4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!

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5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu! :p

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6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye!

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7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!
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The best one
8. Kal se daru Band..

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Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki...................

Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir
bhi
aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar
rahi...

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Ye Sun kr mere Hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya......................

Ye Sun kr mere Hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya,,,?. .
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JaB Gol-Gappy wala bola"Plz give your Feed- Backs
on Facebook Page/ -papu.golgappy.of -ficial

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Dear Dialogue "Hasi toh Fasi" . . . ...................

Dear Dialogue "Hasi toh Fasi"
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Abe Aaj tak jitni hasi,,,, saali ek bhi na fasi......

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Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi..............................

Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.

Doctor Bola: Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai

Biwi: Hey Bhagwan.

Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon?

Doctor: Kyun ?

Biwi: Unko Batana Hai

Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali Gayi Hai.

Hahahahhahahah....

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Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya..............................

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,

Ladki Boli: Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil

Ab Bechara Pappu Ko

Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Ki,

Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki?

Ya Fir Chance ??.....;)

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Who is the first indians to use 4G ..........................

Who is the first indians to use 4G ?????

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. har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ?
he is anil kapoor!!!!!
aG, oG , loo G , suno G

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Girl to her blind.....................

Girl to her blind
b.f --: kaash tum dekh sakte ,me kitni khoobsurat hu .
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Boy : itni khoobsurat hoti to kya aakh wale tujhe mere liye chood jate . . . . . . . . .

kamini . . andha hu

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Agar mobile India me bante to .............................

Agar mobile India me bante to usme message templates kuch aise hote:
1. Kamine call kar
2. Cigarette lete hue aana
3. teri bhabi k sath hu
4. Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de
5. kaha hai saale ??
6. kal college ya bunk...??
7. Dimag mat khaa.
8. Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai
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2-3senti msg to bhej
9. Abhi call mat karo jaanu, papa jaag rhe hai
10. Baad me baat karti hu mummy samne hai
11. ghumne chal rahi ho ??
N THE MOST IMPORTANT
12. balance nahi hai, call kar

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Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Apne........................

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Apne Ghar Khane Pe Bulata Hai.

Girlfriend Khana Khate Hue Boy-Friend Se Puchti Hai.

Girlfriend: “Ye Tumhara Kutta Mujhe Bahut Der Se Ghoor Kyu Raha Hai?”

Boyfriend: “Tum Jaldi-Jaldi Se Khaana Kha Lo, Wo Apni Plate Pehchan Gaya Hai“.

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Paani ko daru bana dete...........................

Paani ko daru bana dete,

daru ka tanker lagwa dete

Kambakhat hamne peeni chod di hai warna

Taj Mahal ko bear bar or
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mumtaz ko bar girl bana dete...

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After all, what is your host's purpose ............................

START EARNING MONEY ONLINE

Monday, 6 May 2013

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party?
Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose,
They'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

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He's turned his life around................................

He's turned his life around.
He used to be depressed and miserable.
Now he's miserable and depressed.

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?...........................

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp...
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya........................

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai.........................

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.

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Sahab: Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye......................

Sahab: Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar: sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain..

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Doctor: kya taklif hai?

Doctor: kya taklif hai?
Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.

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Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai.....................

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

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Insurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai...........................

Insurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.

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Bahut dard hota h.........................

Bahut dard hota h
jb teacher bolta h
ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h..
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Tab dil se aawaz aati h..

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To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!

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A Nice saying................................

A Nice saying:
"FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS.
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where as,
"TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS.
what a funny world!

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Wad u mn by "STUPID"?...............................

Wad u mn by "STUPID"?
Don't no..
S-smart
T-talented
U-unique
P-person
I-in
D-da world..
So,,be STUPID

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You know why the French don't.................................

You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people.

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he universe is merely a fleeting..............................

he universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

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It's always darkest before the dawn...............................

It's always darkest before the dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.

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I have six locks on my door all in a row.............................

I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.

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Dharti so rahi hai.........................

Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

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Message pe message bhejti ho.........................

Message pe message bhejti ho,
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho,
bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho,
khud ka bheja to chalata nahi,
dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho

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Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki............................

Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki,
Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya................................

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.................................

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.

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Students song..............................

Students song
Hm hoge all pass
Hm hoge all pass
1din
.
Ho! ho!
SOTE h bindass
Likhte h bakwas
Karte h timepas
Fir B h vishwas
Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!

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you know ek ladki aapni life mein...............................

you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise?
shadi se pahle rani
shadi k baad laxmi
aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.

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BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi...................................

BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.?
GIRL-Kyaa.?
BOY-Achchi film hai na..
GIRL-Kutte k bachche..
BOY-What..?
GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.

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Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho.............................

Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho,
Mera ghar,Mera car
Hamara Q Nahi kehte,
Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho?

Pati:Hamara Underwear

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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha...........................

Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha

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Salman Khan-Hey Bhgwan Muje Itna Smart Q Bnaya..........................

Salman Khan-Hey Bhgwan Muje Itna Smart Q Bnaya

Humesha Ladkia Preshan Krti H

Bhgwan-Agar Tu Itna Preshan H

To Soch 'Ur Name' Kitna Preshan Hoga.

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MOLU to GOLU- Yaar.............................

MOLU to GOLU- Yaar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karu...

GOLU- 'message sending fail'
likh ke bhej de.

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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha.............................

Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha

1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu

Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.

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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha....................................

1Gao tha Usme Raja tha
Rani thi
Hajam tha
kisan tha
Tailor tha
Techr tha
Doctor b tha
Or b bahot se log the
kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.

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Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai.............................

Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,

Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,

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Lekin afsos wife ki friend wife nahi ho sakti

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Kabse Call kar rha hu............................

Kabse Call kar rha hu
Lag hi nhi rha
agr waha Light aa gayi hai toh Jaldise Star News ya AajTak lagao

Katrina Mar Gyi













Mujh pe

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Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe..............................

Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe

Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji

Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha

Monu- Sabji

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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye.......................

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,
Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

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What is Swarg?...................

What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.

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Boy-Can i Hold your Hand?.............................

Boy-Can i Hold your Hand?
Girl-No!

Boy-Y?

Gal-bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it.

Boy-Maa kasam, Humari Acting! To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting...

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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki...................................

Khuda Bohot Mehrban He
ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte

Qki

CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?

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Teacher to student..............................

Teacher to student-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?

Student-
P.H.D.

Teacher-
kya matlab?

Student-
Pjama holding device.

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Kabhi hath pe......................

Kabhi hath pe
kabhi hont pe
kbhi ankh pe
kabhi naak pe

kiss
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kiss
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kiss
kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko?
Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa

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BANKS.........................

BANKS

HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar

GREAT INDIA

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He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty..............................

He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty=
A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de*
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L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says:
"Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?

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Khush to bahot hoge tum...........................

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha

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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte...........................

SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte
BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar
VAAR Nhi Krte
Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye
Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte

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Sweet candies are nice to eat …...................

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

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Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti.........................

Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti

Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti

Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye

HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.

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SOCHO Agar.............................

SOCHO Agar
SMS Receive KARNE K PAISE Lgte To
.
Kya HOTA
.
SOCHO
.
.Nahi PATA
Are TUM Sab MERI Wajah Se"ROAD" Pe Aa Jate"KANJUSO".

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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho..........................

JAB AAP MEHANTI ho..
Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...?
Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,,"
Take Full Rest ;-
Thanks for stay with me.

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He Dude what happaned no call..........................

He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!


Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg

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Chana khajo............................

Chana khajo,

Mamra khajo,

Sathe khajo khajoor.....!

Msg karvano time na male to rakhi lejo "MAJOOR"

Pan msg karjo jurur...

Mara hujur

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Jab aap Sms Nahi Karte Itna Gussa.................................

Jab aap Sms Nahi Karte Itna Gussa
Aata Hai 'Dil To ChahtaH ai CHAPPAL Utar
Kar....'
?
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?
?
?
JOOTE Pahan lu Aur Aapse Milne Aa Jaun..

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poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai.............................

poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai,
waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
sochte hain k aapko tang na kare,
magar sochte-2 plan
badal jaata hai

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Good is not creat by god......................

Good is not creat by god,
not designed by ur parents,
not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile

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I AM BODYGUARD......................

I AM BODYGUARD !
Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho
To Call Kare- 7509...
.
Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke
Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....

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Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi.........................

Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi
*
Sarkari School Me padna Nhi
*
Sarkari hosptal Me jana Nhi
*
Aur Nokri chahiye To Sarkari.!
WaH INDIA WaH

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Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna.........................

Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye.


Sidhe
upar aa jana.



Fir kya???



Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!

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My frnd txt me........................

My frnd txt me-
'plz send me some gud jokes'

I rpld-'main padhai kar rahi hu.'

after 2 mints

my frnd said-



'Mast joke hai! aur vej aur vej!'

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Aye khuda barish karwa de.........................

Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.

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dl m jhute arman nhi rkte..............................

dl m jhute arman nhi rkte
hoto p jhuti muskan nhi rkte
chahe 11 mulko ki polic piche ho
pr don ksi ka sms udhar nhi rkte

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1 Famous Chinese Poet Said...........................

1 Famous Chinese Poet Said,

"Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching"


Heart Touching na.!

Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!

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Bandar ped par kyu sote he?

Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
?
?
?
?
?
Chalo jane do,
Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
Muje kya?
Bas gir mat jana..

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Aurangjeb shivaji maharaj ko q nahi dhund paya?

Aurangjeb shivaji maharaj ko q nahi dhund paya?
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q ki wo mughal tha 'google' nahi.

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Agar ap chor hote.............................

START EARNING MONEY ONLINE

Sunday, 5 May 2013

Agar ap chor hote,
to meri kya chez churate.
1-brain
2-beauty
3-luck
4-style
5-smile
6-atitude
7-dil
8-charactr
9-nature.
10-voice. Rply plz

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Hasi k raste pe chala karo..........................

Hasi k raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mehak liya karo,
pyaar se dilo ko chua karo,
jab apka dil udhas ho,
to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...

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msg pe msg bhejte ho......................

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

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Husband: Today is sunday........................

START EARNING MONEY ONLINE

Saturday, 4 May 2013

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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Husband asks: Do you know themeaning of WIFE?..........................

Husband asks: Do you know themeaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means:-
With Idiot For Ever

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Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shopper...............................

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shopper 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi?

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Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights.......................

♥Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u .
Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate .
Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go, mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke :) .
Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe ;

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Wife: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon...........................

Wife: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband: Yahi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

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Son - Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?..........................

Son - Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?
Papa - nahi. Par kyu?
Son - to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

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Wife: Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main.........................

Wife: Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti
HUSBAND: Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her Haftay badalta

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5' 6? jiski height ho......................

5' 6? jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

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Murga-I LOVE YOU...........................

Murga-I LOVE YOU
Murgi-Haha...
Murga-Mai tere liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu
Murgi-Really??
Murga-Yes!
kya karna he batao
Murgi-batau
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batau
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chal Anda de...

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Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye..........................

Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye.
Ek Pal To Ab Hume
Pine-do, Pine-do.

Give Me Some White Wine,

Give Me Some Red,

Give Me Another Glaas,

I Wan2 Drink It Once Again.

Kandho Ko Bear Ke Boj Ne Jukhaya.

Daru Pina To Khud Dosto Ne Sikhaya.

99% Marks Laoge To Whisky,

Varna Desi.

Hateli Par Pada Whisky, Rum,Vodka Ka Chaala,

Cocktail-mocktail Ne Pura Bachpan Jala Dala.

Bachpan To Gaya,

Girlfriend Bhi Gayi.

Ek Pal To Ab Hume

Pine-Do,Pine-Do. .

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Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita AAI.................................

Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita AAI...........

Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai Meera AAI.........

Arjun Ne Baand Chalaya Draupadi AAI...........


Maine Toh Siti Bajai SAALI Baap Ko Kyun Le AAI............??????

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Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha.............................

Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha
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Tune 1 kyo diya
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Tujhe mujse darr nahi lagta kya
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Murgi:Lagta hai jabhe to 1 diya mai to murga hu....hahaha

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Jo dhekha unhone tirchi nazar se........................

Jo dhekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
hum mudhosh hn gye
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Jab pta chala unki nazar hi tirchi hai,
hum behosh ho gye.

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Santa:yaar Mera Dada Bahut Bahadur Tha.........................

Santa:yaar Mera Dada Bahut Bahadur Tha
Banta:kya Khasiyat Thi Unme?
Santa:badi Khasiyat Thi,
Mere Baap Ka Bhi Baap Tha.

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1 Ladki Ki T-shirt Ke Right Par........................

1 Ladki Ki T-shirt Ke Right Par,
'C' Likha Tha Aur Left Hand Par
'L' Likha Tha...!!!
Pappu K Kuchh Samajh Me Nhi Aaya.
Usse Jab Rha Nhi Gya To Usne Puchha:
Iska Matlab Kya Hai...!!!
.
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Ladki : Dhyan Se Dekh
Pappu,"COOL" Dikhega...!!!

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Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole........................

Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole:
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Tum Bahut Acche Ho,
Tumhe To Koi Bhi Mil Jaayegi
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To Dosto Ye Samajh Lo
Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai

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Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi............................

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi.

Padosi-
Kyun Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-inko Call Kiya To
Ek Ladki Boli-
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho
Wo Abhi Vyast Hai".

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2 Studnts Cheating Karne Hi Wale The...........................

2 Studnts Cheating Karne Hi Wale The Ke
Teachr Agya Or Pucha:
Tum Se Peche Wale Larke Ne Abi Kya Pucha?
Studnt: Sir Is Ne Pucha Japan Ka Capital Kya Hai.
Teachr: Toh Tum Ne Bata Dya?
Studnt: Nai Sir...Mene Isko Danta Tha
K Abi To Tu Ne Muje Toka Hai Mgr Ab Na "TOKYO"

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Ak Bar Ak Minister Pagal...........................

Ak Bar Ak Minister Pagal
Khane Ke Daure Par Tha.
Ek Pagal Bola:
Minister Sahib Ek
Cigarette Aur Maachis Dena.
Minister Ne Cigarette Di Aur
Dr. Se Bola:
Doctor, Ye Aadmi To
Achhe Se Baat Kar Raha Hai.
Kahin Se Pagal Nahi Lagh Raha Hai.
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Pagal Ne Cigarette Tod Ke Tobacco
Apne Sir Par Dala Aur Machis Se
Aag Laga Di Phir Apni Dhoti Utha Ke Bola
.
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Lo Minister Sahib,
Hukkaaa Piyoooo
Hukkaaaa'!!!!!!
Hahahahaha
Jo Smj Gya Wo Like Kro Baki Dobara Padho

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Kehte H Agar Dil Se Ankh Band Karo.........................

Kehte H Agar Dil Se Ankh Band Karo,
Toh Jisse Pyar Karte H,
Uski Tasvir Dikhti H.
So Maine B Try Kiya..
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Saala Mereko Toh Nind Aa Gayi.

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2025 Me Apko Customer Care................................

2025 Me Apko Customer Care
Ke Msg Is Prakar Aayenge..:p :D
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Dear Customer,
Your Wife Can Become A Mother
Without Your Struggle.

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Girl-hum 45 Bhai Behen Hain.. Boy-kya..............

Girl-hum 45 Bhai Behen Hain..
Boy-kya..!!
Tumhare Ghar Popultion
Check Karne Wale Nahi Aaye The?
Boy-aaye The,
Hum Padh Rahe The,
Wo Coaching Smajh Kar Chale Gye.

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Zindgi Me Hmesha Ek Baat Yaad Rakho...............................

Zindgi Me Hmesha Ek Baat Yaad Rakho,
Kbhi Kisika Dil Nahi Todna Chahiye
Kyunki Dil Ek Hi Hota Hai,
!
!
!
!
!
Haddiya Todo 206 Hoti Hai.

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SHAITAN ne kaha........................

SHAITAN ne kaha
kisi NAIK insan ka number do
Apun usko tang karega.
Maine Aap ke no. diye to
Shaitan bola~Abe marwayega kya Ye to BOSS ka no. hai.

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Kya Aapko Marne Ke Baad Bhi............................

Kya Aapko Marne Ke Baad Bhi
Ladko/Ladkiyon Ko Line Maarni Hai
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Donate Your Eyes
Ek Aache Message Ko
Kaise-Kaise Batana Pad Raha Hai.
Kalyug Hai Bhai ...

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Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge.............................

Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??










Waiter: bus karo salo smne 1 hi ped hai..ab kya pura jungle banaoge..

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First Year Of School : First Thing You Learn Is ABC......................

First Year Of School : First Thing You Learn Is ABC
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First Year Of College : First Thing You Learn Is BC

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Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata?

Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata?
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Beta: Yo Mom Its Fashion
Maa : Woh To Thik He Pr Log Teri Behen K Liye risht leke Ate He or Tujhe Pasand Kr Jate he

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Pappu: mai raat ko bathroom gaya ...........................

Pappu: mai raat ko bathroom gaya to vahan pr bhoot tha.
Golu: to phir kya hua?
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Pappu: hona kya tha mai bhoot sebola tm hi kr lo, hmara to aise hi nikal gaya tha.

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I love walkn in rain so dat no onecan c my tears..........................

"I love walkn in rain so dat no onecan c my tears!" -
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ye purana wala tha
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"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"-
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ye naya THA
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latest pta kya hai?
.
.
"i love walking, bcoz petrol / diesel mehnga ho gya hai "

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Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai..........................

Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai
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“DONATE YOUR EYES”
Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai.. Kalyug hai bhai ...

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Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai........................

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : sochne ke baad
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.
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Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASHAN CARD chalega ?

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Kya pata uski zuban se b izhar nikle......................

Kya pata uski zuban se b izhar nikle,
kya pata unke dil me b pyar mile,
sach he uske bina ji nahi sakte,
kya pata uske dil se b yahi baat nikle.

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Kavi ka beta School Me..:.....................

Kavi ka beta School Me..
Teacher:"what is Noun.. ??
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Student:"Arz karta hoon,
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Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king,
Wah wah..
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Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein King..
.
Noun is a Name Of any person,
place or thing.

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Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai.............................

Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ??
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Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..

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Global warming : Our next generations will not............................

Global warming : Our next generations will not be able to seepolar bears and tigers!!
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To hum kya karein?
Humne bhi to dinosaur nahi dekhe, Kabhi shikayat ki kya?

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Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya.......................

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.

Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

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Rajnikant's Power.............................

Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..

1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..

1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..

Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..

Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..

Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...

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Ek Baar Discovery Wale......................

Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
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& They Got Shocked...
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Because Rajnikant Waha Already
Papad Shek Raha Tha

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Pappu: Mai Raat Ko Bathroom Gaya.............................

Pappu: Mai Raat Ko Bathroom Gaya,
To Vahan Pr Bhoot Tha.
Golu: To Phir Kya Hua?
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Pappu: Hona Kya Tha
Mai Bhoot Se Bola Tm Hi Kr Lo,
Hmara To Aise Hi Nikal Gaya Tha.

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Aaj Mujhse 1 ladki kehti h..........................

Aaj Mujhse 1 ladki kehti h
Girl: mujhe mobile me MP3 songs
dalwane hai. Plz tumhere laptop me
se daal do plzz
Me : Memory card hai kya?
Girl : hmm..
sochne ke baad
.
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.
.
.
Nahi memory card nahi hai,
RASHAN CARD chalega ? :p :O
Joke abhi khatam nhi hua h..
me : ok koi baat nhi tumhare
mobile me bluetooth me.?
Girl : awwww...Srydear bt lookat
my smile..C my yellow teeth.

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i Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe..............................

i
Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas janelaga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
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.Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike lock karne gaya tha..

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Ab batao In me se Pappu kon hai......................

Ab batao In me se Pappu kon hai..??
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Customer:"Ek colgate dena..
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Dukaandaar:"Kau ­nsa.. ?? .
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Customer:"Pepso ­dant...

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Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA........................

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA, fir Phd karwaunga ,fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

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Pappu Bhagwan Se Prarthna Kar Raha Tha......................

Pappu Bhagwan Se Prarthna Kar Raha Tha.
Pappu: “Bhagwan, Please Punjab Ko America Ki Rajdhani Bana Do Plzzzz”
Bhagwan Ji Ne Ye Suna Aur HairanHokar Prakat Hue Aur Puchha: “Kyun Be?”
Pappu: “Kyunki Main Exam Mein Likh Aaya Hoon“.

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boyfrnd1:- can i touch your boobs.........................

boyfrnd1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfrnd1 :- Shut up!!!!
boyfrnd2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
girlfrnd2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!
Rishta wahi soch nai;

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Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein...........................

Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein Kuch Log Kam Kar Rahe Thhe
Achanak Vahan Ek Kam Karta Hua Pathan Hawa Mein 2 Feet Uchla Aur 2 Kalabajiya Khayi Aur ZameenPe Aa Gira
Sab Logo Ne Ye Sab Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaye
Supervisor Bola: “Pathan, Ye Kartab Dobara Karke Dikhao, Hum Tumhe 1000 Rs Dega”
Pathan Gusse Se: “Tu Mujhe 1 Lakh Rs Bhi De Tab Bhi Main Apne Lund Pe Hathoda Na Maru

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GIRL: Mai Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal........................

GIRL: Mai Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hu, Nadi Me Kud Skti Hu..

BOY: So Sweet, Kya Tum Mujhe Abhi Milne Aa Skti Ho?

GRL:
NA HO
TADKO TO JO..

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Agar ladki ko ulti aaye toh Gharwale...........................

Agar ladki ko ulti aaye
toh Gharwale: kaun hai
woh
KAMINA?
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.
Agar ladka ulti krta hai
toh Gharwale: KAMINA
pee k
aaya hai
.
.
..
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MORAL: ulti chahe koi bhi
kare KAMINA ladka hi
hota hai.

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BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.......................

BOY : I want us to be in a
relationship.
GIRL : Its okay but under one
condition
BOY : Which one ?
GIRL : No sex coz am preserving it
for my future husband.
BOY : Thats okay, I also have my
condition
GIRL : Which one ?
BOY : No using of my money coz
am preseving it for my future wife!

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Technology Effects...............................

Technology Effects
-Bhikari :- amma roti do.
- Dadi :- Abhi roti banayi
nhi hai, bad mai ana.
.
- Bhikari :- ye mera
mobile no. Hai ........... Miss
Call De dena jab tayyar
ho jaye :D
.
------- Bhikari rocks
---------
- Dadi :- Aray baba mere
pas balance nai, mai
facebook par status
update kar dungi. Usay
check karky aa jana.... :D
~~~~~~ Dadi double
rocks ~

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Hathi ki bike bigad gayi.............................

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,
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Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,
.
. Raste me chiti ne kaha
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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na Dad Ne Dekh Liya To Bawal Ho
Jayega"..:

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7 Cheeze jab khatm ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti.........................

7 Cheeze jab khatm ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti
hai
1-PYAAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI 5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK
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AUR .
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7-TOILET ME PANI.

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Ek Baar Discovery Wale........................

Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
.
.
& They Got Shocked...
.
.
.
Because Rajnikant Waha Already
Papad Shek Raha Tha.

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Sardar ko invitation mila k......................

Sardar ko invitation mila
k
party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
Sardar party me pohncha
To dekha
k
"
"
Logon ne
pant
aur shirt b pehni hui hy

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Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai....................

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

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Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha.........................

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
.
PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Pakistan kb bna?
.
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
.
Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
.
SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
.
ab SARDAR se.
.
Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
.
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

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Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best......................

Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best.
Girl:All The Best To U Too.
Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed

Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart.......

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Dog ne cat ko kiya prpose.........................

Dog ne cat ko kiya prpose.
Aur diya red rose.
Dono ho gye shadi ko taiyar.
Pr ghr walo ko tha inkar.
Bole ye shadi nhi hone wali
Q ki ladki nhi chalegi muchho wali...

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Maa- Nalayak........................

Maa- Nalayak,
Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak??
Beti- Boyfrnd ke Saath..!
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala??
Beti-To Kya Hua Maa ?
Fair & Lovely Hai Na...!!

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Ek old person ne ek young girl ko dhakka mara......................

Ek old person ne ek young girl ko dhakka mara
Old man-sorry
Girl-nonsens dikhta nahi keya
Tabhi ek ladke ne girl ko dhakka diya
Boy-sorry
Girl-it's ok
Tabhi buddha bola
Oldman -miss kya meri sorry ki speling galat thi.

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Congratulations........................

Congratulations

SMS na karne par Aapko
MBA ki Degri di jati hai,
MBA bole to
MEMBAR OF
BHIKARI
ASSOCIATION
Hasso mat.

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Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye.......................

Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye
Mere SMS Ka Kamal Ghanti Bajegi
Bandarya aayege Mobile Uthayege
SMS Padhega Aur Muskurayege
Ab Forward Kar Ke Hoshiyari Dikhayege.

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Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai?........................

Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to?
Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town"

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Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya...........................

Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya,
Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat
Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko
Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K
Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.

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Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat.......................

Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane


Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k .............................

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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Kahun Ke Kia Ho Tum...........................

Kahun Ke Kia Ho Tum....?"
Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,Cho k jo Guzre wo
Hawa ho Tum,Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,Kya
maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,Meri Nazar ki
Talash ho Tum,Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,Maine
jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,Tum ho tu Duniya
hai Meri,Kaise Kahun ke Sirf Pyar Nahin,Meri JAAN
ho Tum.

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MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH.....................

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

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jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..........................

jabardast Joke..
Bnta to Snta..;))
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
.
Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick se
gane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
.
Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha...

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Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai..........................

Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya?
Santa : Sochne Ke Baad
.
.
.
.
.
Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,
RASHAN CARD Chalega?

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Dad-me tujhe itna marta hu tujhe gussa nahi ata.......................

Dad-me tujhe itna marta hu tujhe gussa nahi ata
son-ata h to me toilets saaf kr deta hu
Dad-is s gussa thanda kaise ho jata he
Son-apke toothbrush se krta hu.?

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Usne kahaa- mohabbat ki........................

Usne kahaa- mohabbat ki
sazaa do mujhe...!
.
.
.
. .
.
Maine ja k uske papa ko
bta diya
.
.
.
kasam se khoob piti

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Techer-1869 Me Kya Hua........................

Techer-1869 Me Kya
Hua
??
Chunnu-Gandhi Ji Ka Janm
Techer-Gud! Baith Jao
.
...
.
.
Techer(Pappu Se)-Btao
1872 Me Kya Hua
.
.
.
.
Pappu-Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye

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Girlfrend Romantic mood me...........................

Girlfrend Romantic mood me-
aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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.
Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga
rahega :D :p
Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hotakoi sharif
b hota hai

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Maine usse poocha jism se kaise nikalti hai rooh...........................

Maine usse poocha jism se kaise
nikalti hai
rooh?
.
Maine usse poocha jism se kaise
nikalti hai
rooh?
.
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.
Usne meri gotiyan dabayi ...aur
kaha "
Yuun !!!

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Today I was in an auto when the auto driver said:..........................

Today I was in an auto when the auto driver said:
"I love this job.
I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do."
Then I replied,
"Chu***e , Aage se left le!"

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Mai to aaj apni bike aise hi wash kar raha tha........................

Mai to aaj apni bike aise hi wash
kar raha tha.......
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Ki.....
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Daddy bole==> kamine aaj phir
date pe ja raha hai tu.......
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.
,
.
.
Batao yaro ab koi bike bhi nahi
dho sakta kya.....??....:

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Ae mere dosto, agar hai bajuo me dum.....................

Ae mere dosto, agar hai bajuo me
dum ,
To TajMahal hila kar dekho...:p
Aur agar nahi hai to aao mere sath
baitho aur,
do bottle peeke Khud Tajmahal ko
hilta hua dekho....

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Ashamaan jitna neela h.....................

Ashamaan jitna neela h

wah wah

sunflower jitna peela h

wah wah

pani jitna geela h

wah wah

Aapke dimag ka nut utna hi deela h..
ab kho wah wah..

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BOY-kha jaa rhi ho,
Girl- atam htya krne,
boy- to itna make kyu kiya h,
girl- saale kal paper me photo nhi aayegy kya......

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BOY-kha jaa rhi ho.........................

BOY-kha jaa rhi ho,
Girl- atam htya krne,
boy- to itna make kyu kiya h,
girl- saale kal paper me photo nhi aayegy kya......

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Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye. Ek Pal To Ab Hume.......................

Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye.
Ek Pal To Ab Hume
Pine-do, Pine-do.

Give Me Some White Wine,

Give Me Some Red,

Give Me Another Glaas,

I Wan2 Drink It Once Again.

Kandho Ko Bear Ke Boj Ne Jukhaya.

Daru Pina To Khud Dosto Ne Sikhaya.

99% Marks Laoge To Whisky,

Varna Desi.

Hateli Par Pada Whisky, Rum,Vodka Ka Chaala,

Cocktail-mocktail Ne Pura Bachpan Jala Dala.

Bachpan To Gaya,

Girlfriend Bhi Gayi.

Ek Pal To Ab Hume

Pine-Do,Pine-Do.

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Touching Lines By The Comedy King Charlie Chaplin.....................

Touching Lines By The Comedy King Charlie Chaplin -

Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody..
But, Your Laugh Should Not Give Pain To Anybody......

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1moti aurat ne Dr. se pucha maine suna h........................

1moti aurat ne Dr. se pucha maine suna h khelne se motapa kam hota h par mujhe koi farq ni pda.

Dr:Kon sa khel khelti ho?

Moti:
Chidiya Ud,Maina Ud;

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B.A = Beautiful Angel......................

B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lips and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available

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Bachpan ki woh amiri..........................

Bachpan ki woh amiri..
na jane kaha kho gayi,
warna kabhi baarish ke pani mein..
hamare bhi jahaaz chala karte the.

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Teacher Balu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo............................

Teacher Balu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori
Karo,
900 Chuhe
Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”
:
Balu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi
Slow-Slow Chali”
:
Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao,
Mazak Karte Ho ”
:
Balu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil
Rakhne Ke Liye Keh
Diya
Warna 900 Choohe Kha
Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal
Sakta“.

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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.............................

Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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.
.
Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
.
.
.
Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai.....

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jelar-kaidi se ......................

jelar-kaidi se
suna hai tum kavi ho kuchh sunao yar
kaidi- gam-e-ulfat
me na maro gand hamari
kasam se jis din jamanat hui maa chhod denge tum hari

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beta-papa aapki chain khuli hai.........................

beta-papa aapki chain khuli hai.
papa-sabke samne chain nahi makeup box bola karo.
beta-accha! papa apna makeup box to band kar lo lipstick dikh raha hai.

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Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya.......................

Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya
wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur
jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 kiss
gaal pe!
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Miss phir bistar bichha lo
Miss: Kyu ??
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Mujhe puri book yaad
hai..! :p :D =D
Pappu Rock...Miss
shock!!

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Accha dost zindagi ko jannat bna deta h ......................

Accha dost zindagi ko jannat bna deta h
Isliye meri qadar kia kro,wrna fir kehte firoge
.
Behti hawa sa tha
wo
Yar hmara tha
wo
Kaha gaya use
dhundho.

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Baccha ro rha tha.......................

Baccha ro rha tha
papa aaye or puccha:

why r u weeping?

tell me,i m ur frnd na?
Son-kuch nai yaar!
Horlicks zyada mang liya to teri item ne baja dala..

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Teacher: Complete the sentence.......................

Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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"Early to bed and early to rise.."
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Student: "This Man has no interest in his wife..

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Only For Unmarried...........................

Only For Unmarried.
Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.
Koi Ek Select Karen.
A,
B,
S,
N,
E,
F,
T,
Y,
R,
K.
Reply Must

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Underwear Ek Sweet Ki Dukan Hai....................

Underwear Ek Sweet Ki
Dukan Hai,
Jis Ke Under Ek Cream Roll
Hai,
2 Gulab Jamun Hai,
Kuchh Seewiyan Hai,
Aur Khushi Ke Mauke Par
Kabhi Kabhi Kheer Bhi
Miltee Hai.

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Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje.......................

Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje
Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li.
.
.
.
Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua
Hoga?
.
.
.
Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “
Aapke System Par Ye
Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Ha

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Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi.........................

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Friday, 3 May 2013

Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi
Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thhi
Achanak Se Usne Auto
Wale Se Kaha
Ladki: “ Bhaiya Auto
JaraDheere Chalao Mera
Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai ”
Auto-Wala Kameenepan
Se: “ Arrey Kya Tumne
Bra Nahi Pahni? ”
Ladki Gusse Se: “
Kameene Mere Doodh Ke
Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal
Raha Hai “

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Ek buddha apne bete ke.......................

Ek buddha apne bete ke
sath hospital gaya
doctor ne kaha niche
wali do goliyan nikalni
padhenyi buddha bola
nikal do beta bola papa
je aap kya kar rahe ho.
Buddha beta Jab pistol hi kam
nahi karti to goliyan kis
kam ki

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Baap Apne Bete Ko.....................

Baap Apne Bete Ko
BazaarLe Jata Hai Aur
Usko Sabji Khareedna
Sikhata Hai
Baap: “ Beta Koi Bhi
SabjiLeni Ho To Sabse
Pehle Usko Daba Ke
Dekhte Hai ”
Beta: “ Thik Hai Daddy ”
Kuch Dino Ke Baad Beta
Bhagta Hua Baap Ke
OfficeMein Jaata Hai Aur
Bolta Hai
“ Daddy, Ek Aadmi
Mummy Ko Khareedna
Chahta Hai

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Pogo joke....................

Pogo joke:-
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Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein
Bethe The Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue
Pappu Se Puchha: “ Yaar, Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? ”

Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.

Pappu: “ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi, Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai :

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1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha ......................

1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,

" Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utr jao..."

Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k 1 zor se thappad laga diya...

Bachha thodi der ro k chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya,

" Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utrna hai utr jao ."

Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min late ho gayi hai.

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Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta h.....................

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko
letter likhta h
Sir,
Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne H
...
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga
Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi
Version Kab Ayega?

2. Windows Main START Ka Button
Hy, STOP Ka Nahi

3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga?

4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka
Button Nahi to Computer Q
Maangta Hy? Aakhir Main ek Zati
Sawal

5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap
WINDOWS Q Banatay H

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Anur barite phn bajay chute phnta dhrlo.....................

Anur barite phn bajay chute phnta dhrlo.min20 katha bole phnta rekhe Dlo.anur dad jiges krlo"K phn kr6ilo"

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Telling a Lie is a fault for a little.................

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little
boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a
married man.

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Boy: I want to say something to you....................

Boy: I want to say something to
you.
Girl: What?
Boy: Its 3 words and 8 letters.
Girl: I know. Its I love You. But I
Dont.
Boy: No no.
Girl: Then what?
Boy: Go To Hell.:D
So Dont Be Over Smart

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1 Hand on pen other on phone.......................

1 Hand on pen
other on phone
1 Ear on Lecture
Other on Gossip
1 Eye on Board
Other on Lover
Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ?
Actually studentsa are very busy

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Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya......................

Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya
wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur
jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 kiss
gaal pe!
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Miss phir bistar bichha lo
Miss: Kyu ??
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Mujhe puri book yaad
hai..! :p :D =D
Pappu Rock...Miss
shock!!

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jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta......................

jabardast Joke..
Bnta to Snta..;))
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
.
Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick se
gane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
.
Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha...:

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How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE.......................

How BEDROOM Smells After
MARRIAGE:
1st 3 years ------Perfumes,
Flowers,Chocolate, Strawberry,
Grapes. ..
After 3 YRS-------Baby Powder,
Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby
oils
·
· After 15YRS-------ZanduBalm,
Vicks, Iodex, Relispray….
·
· After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti

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Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta.........................

Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta

Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya

Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao

Santa : Phir

Banta : Phir Kya Saalone,

Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta.

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1Glass pani lo.....................

1Glass pani lo
usme Neem ki Patti dalo,
2 ghnte K liye rkhdo,
Fir 10 min Garam karke Peelo....
.
.
.
.
.
jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye
Fir SMS kr dena.

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Nurse Ne Baby Ko Santa Ke Haath Mein Diya.......................

Nurse Ne Baby Ko Santa Ke Haath Mein Diya..

.



Woh Kushi Se Chillaya:"Putta-R Hua!

Puttar Hua! .

.

.

Nurse Chillai:"Abbe Andhe Ki Aulad,

Ladki Hui Hai..

Meri Ungli Chhod.

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me.......................

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me

Coldrink Ki Botle

Leke Bethi Thi,

Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko

Lagati To Kabhi 20

Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa

Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini

Aur Puri 1 Ghut

Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,

.

.

Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To

Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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Santa Ko Uski Girl Frnd Ne Sms Kiya.........................

Santa Ko Uski Girl Frnd Ne Sms Kiya-
"I Miss You"

Santa Ne Apna Khaternaak Dimaag Lagayaa,
Or 2 Ghante Baad Jabab Bheja-
"I Mister You..."
Ha....ha....hiBy

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1 ladki pull k uper se chalang...........................

Faadu Joke-
1 ladki pull k uper se chalang
laganey hi wali thi ke...
1 bike wala uske pas aa kar ruka
or
bola k agr tm sucide karney ja hi rhi
ho
to ek ba rmuje 1 lambi kiss de jao.
wo larki tyar ho gai
phir
itni lambi or gehri kiss di usney
larkay
ko k wesi kiss
larkay ne pahley kabi nhi li ksi se,
phir
usne larki se sucide karne ki wajah
puchi to larki
ne kaha.
Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k
mai
larki ban kar
ghumu
.
Mera naam Bablu Khanna hai

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Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya........................

Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya,
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.
"Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Hon,
.
.
.
Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai."

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Maha maha Shararti joke ..................

Maha maha Shararti joke :pmust read....Maza aayega..:D
Santa 2 daughter- tumare pet mai jo baccha hai
vo kiska hai
Beti- ye kaisa question hai papa .
agar
aapko koi 25 kele khilaye aur puche
ki aapko kis kele se sardi hui to aap
kaise bata paoge....

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Girl Apny Boyfriend Se.................

Girl Apny
Boyfriend Se
Main Maa Banny Wali hon!
BOY:
Naheeeee
GIRL:
.
.
.
.
Abey
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sun to ley
Tere Baap Ney Mujhe
Propose kia hai, Mai teri Maa Banne
Wali

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Sexy Girl Goes 2 Dr with mom......................

Sexy Girl Goes 2 Dr with mom
.
.
Girl- Medical checkup karana
hai.
. .
Dr- sare kapde utar ke parde ke
piche let jao..>=)
.
.
.
Girl- mera nahi, mummy ka.:p
.
.
.
.
.
Dr- Mataji Jeebh dikhaiye... X_X

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True Story In bed.....................

True Story
In bed,its 6:00 am,if u close ur
eyes for 5 mins,
its direct 7:45,
.
. . .
but
.
.
.
. . .
.
in lecture its 12:00,u close ur
eyes for 5
mins, itz stil 12:01

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Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mob nikala......................

Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mob nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai
Honey ya Darling
He was shoked 2 see d name
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...!!!

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Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version).........................

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)
.
.
.
Ho..B.Tech friendly,
Degree ke rakshak,
Main bhi hu 12th pass!
...
Assignment se,
Submission se,
Kyuuuuun,
Tu kaate mujhe,
Kyun daante mujhe,
iss tarah
hohoohooo
hoooo,
Lecture mein sabak
sikhaye,
Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe,
Koi sawaal puchu toh tu,
Internals ki dhamaki
sunaye,
Tera Darr, Tere notes,
Tere marks,
Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!!
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!!

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girl :- my janu baby .. shona .................

girl :- my janu baby .. shona ..
ye personal aur secret me kya difference hota hai ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
boy:- tum meri gf ho ye personal hai .
.
. .
and teri behen b meri gf hai ye secret hai . .

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Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman........................

Mobile company ke kisi brilliant
salesman
ko loose motion ho jaye.
.
.
Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?. . .
.
.
Doctor saab subah se unlimited
outgoing chal rahi hai,
. Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai
deti hai,
.
pet me balance khatam ho gya
hai,
.
Thoda b recharge karta hu to
5 min me discharge ho jata hai,
.
meharbani karke ye scheme
band kar doh.

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Girl (in Train) : Can I Sit Here......................

Girl (in Train) : Can I Sit Here?
Boy : Ofcorse Its All Yours. :)
Girl : Can I Take Some Water?
Boy : Yes, Ofcorse. :)
Girl : Bhaiya.... Agla Station Konsa Hai?
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Boy : Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimaag Mein
GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai.....Jaldi Seat Khali
Kar...... Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai...

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Kehte hai asar hai humari baaton me........................

Kehte hai asar hai humari baaton me..
Samajh jaoge do chaar mulakato me...
Humse bachkar kaha jaoge tumhe pane ki lakeer hai in haato me...

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Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai.....................

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
Kya aapka dil nahi korta maggi khaane ko?

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Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara...........................

Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara,
Har dil diwana hai tumhara,
Log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum,
Lekin hum kehte hai,Dog jaise ho tum..

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Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece...........................

Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece
utha k Pati ko diya, bagal se ek Buzurg
Bole waqt ki baat hai,
Warna Hamari Begam bhi hume Taangey
utha utha ke deti thi...!!

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1 Engineer mandir main bol raha tha..................

1 Engineer mandir main
bol raha tha..
Hey Bhagwan..
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri PoojaTeri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima..
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.....meri ek bhi nahi ?

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Wife : Oji sunte ho......................

Wife : Oji sunte ho,
Ghar me Namak khatam ho gaya
hai,
Ab mai kya dalu?


Husband : Teri Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya "Colgate active salt" dal de usme
namak hai.

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Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye..................

Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye,

ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye.

Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light
aur
ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa......................

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Santa
use
ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
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Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Kameenii !!!

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Sharma - Yar Mere Baal bahut gir...........................

Sharma - Yar Mere Baal bahut gir
rahe hain,
Verma _ Par kaise?
Sharma - Tension se
Verma - kis baat ki tension?
Sharma - Baal girne ki.

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Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 5 saal ho gaye..............

Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 5 saal ho gaye
Bacha nahi huaa
Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya
tha
Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu.
Baba : 2,4 Din
padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!!

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Aatey bhi haste ho jaate bhi haste ho..................

Aatey bhi haste ho jaate bhi haste ho.
Subah bhi haste ho sham ko bhi haste ho.
Aapko kya lagta hai - sirf aap hi brush karte ho.

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Santa Apni Girlfriend.............................

Santa Apni Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par
Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki
Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band
Karke Apni Girlfriend
Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho
Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.

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Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho.......................

Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye
SANTA utha,khidki se kud gaya,Tang tut gayi,
Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!

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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua.........................

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa : Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai.
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

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Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do...................

Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future

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Pappu : I Love U.................

Pappu : I Love U..
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Girl :Tumne Mujme Aisa Kya DekhaKi Mujhe Propose Kar Diya ???......
Papu: Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye HiToh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli.

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Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada................

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Thursday, 2 May 2013

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

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Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo..........................

Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..

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Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge...................

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe...........................

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

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Har doori mitani padhti hai.......................

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko.........................

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

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Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi........................

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge.........................

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

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Tu ne wish card bhej kar mujh ko.......................

Tu ne wish card bhej kar mujh ko
Yaad kitny dila diye mosam

Mery bahar badal diya manzer
Mery ander saja diye mosam

Farq baqi nahi rakha tu ne
Mosamo’n mein mila diye mosam

Sochta houn k apni furqat mein
Tu ne kaisy bana diye mosam

Bacho’n jesi thi teri zid jana’n
Tu ne yunhi ganwa diye mosam

Mom bati na thi k pal bhar mein
Phoonk mari aur bujha diye mosam. . !

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Aaj shab mein jaag raha tha. ..................

Aaj shab mein jaag raha tha. .
Sehen mein betha soch raha tha. .
Itny mein chupke se chaand mery pas
Aa betha Aur kehny laga
Ik baar chali jaye to
Ye zindagi laut kar nahi aati
Ye kah kar wo
Kahi’n door badal’on ki aot
Mein chup gaya
Aur mein ne hawa’on k hath
Ye sandesa bheja
Mujhy ik baar mil jao
Ye zindagi laut kar nahi aati
usey kehna. . . !

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Haqeeqat agar afsana ban jaye tou kia kejiye...........................

Haqeeqat agar afsana ban jaye tou kia kejiye
Agar apna koi begana ban jaye to kia kejiye

Jis ko sadiyon pooja jaye
Agar wohi chorr jaye to kia kejiye

Band aankh’on se jis per aitebar kiya jaye
Agar wohi dhoka de to kia kejiye

hamesha se muhabbatain nichawar karny wala
Agar nafrat’ain de tou kia kejiye

Tum khud hi batao ‘Gul’ moaziz zamanay mein
Kon kis pe aitebar kia kejiye. .

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Milna hai tu khud aa k mil.........................

Milna hai tu khud aa k mil
Na bhej in band tehreer’on ko

Ye to such hai k tasalli ka imkaan hoti hain
lekin mujhy nahi pehenna in zanjeer’on ko

Kyun har baat ko muqaddar per taal rakhta hai
na laaya kar beech mein peeron ko

Marna tha to khud hi ek roz kah dety
Kia zarurat thi ye kehny ki aankhon k teer’on ko

Bus karo in zulm’on ki inteha kahin aisa na ho
Ik roz bedaar kar de ‘Gul’ k zameer’on ko. . !

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Raat ko ye Tootay sapnay...........................

Raat ko ye

Tootay sapnay

Meri band aankh’on

Ko zakhmi kar gaye
Aur
Saari raat

Khoon behta raha

Subha utha aur

Bister dekha

Tou pata chala
k
Raat Ko Kamray mein
KON AAYA HAI. . !

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Suna karty they jin khush’ion ka haal.........................

Suna karty they jin khush’ion ka haal
Aaj wohi jhonpri’an barbaad ho gaeen

Jab se tery ghum ko basaya hai dil mein
Mushkilain tou boht aain magar aasan ho gaeen

Teri umeed aur tery intezaar k aansu
Boht hasratain mileen magar fanaa ho gaeen

Jab bhi dekha kisi ujerty huay ko ‘Gul’
Ye aahain uth uth k toofan ho gaeen. .

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Wo kaha karta tha Jab...........................

Wo kaha karta tha
Jab
Mein tujhy bhoolunga
To wo din zindagi ka
Akhri din ho ga
Us raat taaray
Na chamkaingy
Us subha
Suraj na
Nikley ga
Wo kaha karta tha
Meri har
Saans se
Tu wabasta hai
Aaj jab us
Ne rasta badla
Tou
Yaad aya
Wo kaha karta tha

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Udaas kharra mein gohar-e-ashk pirota raha..............................

Udaas kharra mein gohar-e-ashk pirota raha
Judai mein teri raat bhar rota raha. .

Phool’on pe bhi sonay se youn laga
Jaisy kaanto’n pe mein sota raha. .

Dil mein jaga to both thi lekin
Tery baad is mein koi na thehra, na janay kia hota raha . .!

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Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana..........................

Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana?..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain?.
Wo Bachiyan Phasana?.
Wo Hasna Hasana?.
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana?.
Teachrz Ki Hatana?
Wo Punishment Milna?..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana?.
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana?..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na?..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs?.
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Yadain Hi Yadain.

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Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha.............................

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha,

Zra Gour farmaiyega.

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha.

Bachpan mein ye Mamo Or jawani mein Janu nazar Aata hai..!

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padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro.....................

padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro
tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai..
wo bola muskura kar ?aap bhi kya baat karte hain
mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai

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Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral Waley.............................

Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral Waley
Raz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta Hai
Asey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey
?Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai?

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ek ladki ki t-shart par car chappi thi.........................

ek ladki ki t-shart par car chappi thi ,

ek chota bachha use goar se dekh raha tha to

ladki boli car chalani h,

to bachha bola nhi-nhi car nhi chalani h ,

agr apki izajat ho to HORN bajalu.

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Banta to santa: Aapko air hostess ne.....................

Banta to santa: Aapko air hostess ne



Thappad kyun mara?



Santa: maine puccha ki



Susu karnae ki jagah kaha hai,



Wo boli pichhe



Maine kaha pahle to aage hua karti thi.

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Mat Kar Itni Muhobbat Aey Dil.......................

Mat Kar Itni Muhobbat Aey Dil..
Pyar Ka Dard Seh Na Payega
Toot Jayega Kisi Din Apno Ke Haathon Se
Kisne Toda Yeh Bhi Kisi Se Keh Na Payega.

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Sach"Pe koi Vishwas nhi krta..............................

Sach"Pe koi Vishwas nhi krta

Juth Pe sb Vishwas Krte H

Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Pdta

Pr

Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali Gali Jana Pdta H.

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"Swarth" Se Rishte Banane Ki Kitni.........................

"Swarth" Se Rishte Banane Ki Kitni

Kaushish Karo Rishte Banenge Nahi Or

Pyar"se Bane Rishte Todne Kikitni

Bhi Kaushish Karo Rishte Tutenge Nahi..

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Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nhi Ata K Kya Kre..........................

Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nhi Ata K Kya Kre?

Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta H

Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kr Jata Hai..!!

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Police: Car Gas Par Hai......................

Police: Car Gas Par Hai

Santa: Nahi Sir

Police: Petrol Par

Santa: Nahi Sir

Police: Diesel Par

Santa: Nahi Sir

Police: Phir Kis Par Hai

Santa: Installment Par Hai.

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Wo Keh Ke Chal diye ki Itni Mulaqaat Bahut Hai.....................

Wo Keh Ke Chal diye ki Itni Mulaqaat Bahut Hai...
Maine Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bahut Haii.....
Aansoo Mere Tham Jayein To PhirShonq Se Jana
Aise Main kaun mujhe sambalega....
Barsaat Bahut Haii.....
Wo Kehne Lage Jana Mera Bahut Zaroori Haiii...
Nahi Chahta Dil Toodun Tera Par Majboori Haii...
Gar Hui Ho Koi Khata To Maaf KerDena....
Maine Kaha Ho jao Chup Itni Kahi Baat Bahut
Haiii....
Samajh Gaya Hun Sab Aur Kuch Kehna Zaroori
Nahi

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Chehre Par Marne Wale Hazar MilJayenge.............................

Chehre Par Marne Wale Hazar MilJayenge....
Kuch Log Har Zarurat Puri Kar Jayenge....
Khawahish Hai Us Ki Jo Dil Se Samjhe Humein...
Hum To Zindagi Bhi Us Ke Naam Kar Jayenge..

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Ta’lluqaat Kabhi Is Qadar Na Tootay Thay.....................

Ta’lluqaat Kabhi Is Qadar Na Tootay Thay...Ke wo ab miley b tomilta hai aise ...
Ik anjaan ajnabi ho jaise......Teri Yaad Bhi Ho Ke Khafaa Guzarti Hai aise.... Bujhay Chiraagh Ko Chhuu Kar Hawaa Guzarti Hai jaise....

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mohabbat muqaddar hai khuwab to nahi......................

mohabbat muqaddar hai khuwab to nahi..?
ye wo ada hai jiska koi jawab nahi ,?
Jinhe panah mili unhe ungliyaon se gin lo.,?
Jo barbad huye hain unka hisab nahi...?

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Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega...................

Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega,
Kanjoosi ka aapko award diya jayega,
Bhool se koi sms ya call na kar dena,
Varna ye award aapse chheen liya jayega.

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Santa ne PCO pe jate..........................

Santa ne PCO pe jate
hi PCO wale ko 2
thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke
bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2
lagaye

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Har pal me ik gum sehna padta hai...............................

Har pal me ik gum sehna padta hai,
In aankho me ashko ko bhi rehna padta hai,
In ashko me dubi aankho ke lie,
Dil ko har dard chup chap sehna padta hai

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Santa Aeroplane Me pilot ka Head phone cheen Raha Tha.....................

Santa Aeroplane Me pilot ka Head phone cheen Raha Tha.

Pilot : Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : Salo ticket humle aur gaane

tum suno....

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Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sathjanam diya....................

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sathjanam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…

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Kids Stay Away........................

Kids Stay Away.
Suhag Rat Main Dulha Dulhan Se Kehta H.
Jaan Aaj Tumhe Chand Pe le JaouYa Taro Pe?
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Dulhan Sarmake Boli :
Ye To Aapka Rocket Dekh Kar Hi Bataungi.

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Jo Apni GF Ko Chand Samjhte H..........................

Jo Apni GF Ko Chand Samjhte H,
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Wo Kripya Dhyan De Ki..
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Chand Pe AapSe Phle 17 Log Chadh Chuke Hai,
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1 To Kutta Bhi Tha...!!

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Girl - Bas bhi karo ab......................

Girl - Bas bhi karo ab
Boy - Kuch nahi hota
Girl - Kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy - Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho thoda khol ke rakho agar nahi dikhaya to phel ho jaunga...

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Mayavati ne abhi tak shadi Q nahi ki.....................

Mayavati ne abhi tak shadi Q nahi ki
kyoki wo hathi se kaam chalati he
Aur
rahul gandhi ne abhi tak shadi kyo nahi ki
kyoki wo
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.hath se kaam chalata he.

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Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho....................

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

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Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko......................

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!

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Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala........................

Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain.
Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phirto Talla hi lagwa lain.

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Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain....................

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

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Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se.......................

Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
Doctor,
main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseelsay batao.

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy.......................

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti

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Ishq me ye anjam paya hai.......................

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain.......................

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

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Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay..............................

Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu……
Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai…

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Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun.......................

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun,
chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun…

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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do.

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Ladki ka dil pani ki tarah hota ha...........................

Ladki ka dil pani ki tarah hota ha??? aur ???
Larka ka dil mobile ki tarah???
chahey mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe ???
What mobile ki hi lagti hai...

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Ek Murghi Market Gayi.....................

Ek Murghi Market Gayi , Or Kaha"Ek Anda Dena"
Salesman: "Tum Anda Khud Q Nhi Deti.
Murghi: Mera Husband Ne Kaha He ...
Janu 4 Rupee K Liye Apna,
Figure Mt Khrab Kro Tum.

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3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ..........................

3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola
tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai?
1 sardar - hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai

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Public To Santa: Us Rowdy Ki..........................

Public To Santa: Us Rowdy Ki
Vajah Se Hum Pareshaan Hai.
Use Haamare Area Se Bhagaane Ka
Koi Tareeka Bataao?
Santa: Aasaan Hai,
Use Election Mein Khadaa Karke Mla Banaa Do.
Agle 5 Saal Tak Woh
Tumhaare Area Ki Taraf Nahi Aayega.

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Best breakup .........................

Best breakup :
Girl:I hate u get lost, I Don't wanna talk to you, This relationship is over-
Boy:what happnd??
I didn't look up with any girl, I love only you..!
Girl:Shut up, i don't wanna be with you, you didn't 'Like' my status on facebook ..

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Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel KoKaha...........................

Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel KoKaha:
Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho
Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo
Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi.

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aap agar din ko rat kho to hum rat.....................

aap agar din ko rat kho to hum rat khenge khe aap ager khe surj ko chand khenge
kyuki paglo se kbhi bahs nhi ki jati.

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Fir Ek Cigrete Jala Raha Hu..........................

Fir Ek Cigrete Jala Raha Hu,
Fir Ek Teeli Bhuja Rha Hu,

Uski Nazar Me Ye Ek Gunah hoga,
Main To bas uske Vaade Bhula Rha Hu,¤

Samajna Mt Isko Meri Aadat,
Main To Bus Dhuvaa Uda Rha Hu..,

Ye to uski Yaado K Silsile H,
Main to bas uski Yaade Jala Raha Hu,


Main Peekar Itna Bahak Chuka Hu,
Ke Gum K Kisse Suna Rha Hu,



Hai Meri Aankhe To Aaj Num,
Mgar Me Sbko Hansa Rha Hu..

Main to bus dhua uda raha hu...

Mai to bus dhua uda raha hu...

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