Pehle Wo Meri Gf Thi......................

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Saturday, 27 April 2013

Pehle Wo Meri Gf Thi
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Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi
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Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani,
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Wo Bolti Thi Main Sunta Tha
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Jab Wo Meri Biwi Bani
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Hum Dono Bolte Hai
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Mohalla Sunta Hai..

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Arz Kiya Hai....................

Arz Kiya Hai
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Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
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Wah Wah.
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Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se...
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Are Wah Wah....!
Lenkin

Lekin...
In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise..
Kaminooo Seyyy!!!

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Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheed Me.......................

Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheed Me,
Toh Pta Chala
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Ki Har Woh Shakhs Udaas Hai,
Jise Hum Msg Nahi Karte...
Uff
(',')
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Kya Karun,Time Hi Nhi Milta.

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Teacher:"tumne Home Work.....................

Teacher:"tumne Home Work
Kyu Nahi Kiya.. ??
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Deadly Answer Given By
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Me:"sir Kyuki Main Hostel Me
Rehta Hun "

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1 Achha Dost Hospital Me....................

1 Achha Dost Hospital Me,
Phool De Ke Kehta Hai
Get Well Soon
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Par 1 Sacha Dost Kehta Hai
Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai,
Dhire-Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga...

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Ek Maa Ko 20 Sal Lagte Hai.....................

Ek Maa Ko 20 Sal Lagte Hai
Apne Bete Ko Accha Insan Banane Main
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Our Ek Ladki Ko 20 Minut,
Bhi Nahi Lagte...
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Ladke Ko Pagal Banane Main

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Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Ki Misaal.................

Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Ki Misaal-

Girl To Shopkeeper:
Aapke Pass Kaunsa Calculator He?

Shopkeeper:"Casio"
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Girl : Me Theek Hu, Aap Sunao

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Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:..................

Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:
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"Mission Impossible"
"Eee Naa Ho Payi"
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"Mission Impossible- 2
"Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naaho Payi"
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"Titanic"
"Nauka Dele Dhoka"
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"Anaconda"
" Aadmi Ke Khaye Wala Sapwa"
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"Three Idiots"
"Teen Burbak"
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And The Best 1 "Ghajini"
"Takla Ke Badla"

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Seth:-tum kis - kis kaam me mahir ho?.................

Seth:-tum kis - kis kaam me mahir ho?
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Nokar:-mai rasoi, badroom aur tizori saaf karne me mahir hu.

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Santa ek hotal me...................

Santa ek hotal me.....
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Santa:-ye makhi chaye me kya ker rahi?
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Vater:-or kya karegi,
Tairna sikh rahi hai.

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4 roses, just for you.....................

“ 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast
lagega. ”

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Tu chand mange me chand......................

“ Tu chand mange me chand
dedu, tu raat mange me raat
dedu, tu dil mange me dil
dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas
yaar Bhik mangneki bhi ek
limit hoti hai.. ”

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Murga:-I LOVE U.........................

Murga:-I LOVE U.....
Murgi:-ha ha ha....
Murga:-mein tere liye kuch vi kar sakta hu..
Murgi:-really????
Murga:-yes, kya karu batao???
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batauu.....
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Murgi:-chal anda de.....

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5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao?.....................

5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao?
China:"Mazak Mat Karo..
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Japan:"Namumkin
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Amrican:"Sawaal­­ -Galat Hai..
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UK:"Net Par Nhi Hai..
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Indian:"Easy… F(IV)E.. India has all"JUGAAD".

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Santa apni gf ko leker khar me aaya.................

santa apni gf ko leker khar me aaya.
saare darwaje,khirkinya band. santa gf ke paas gaya,
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or bola dekh meri khari me lite jalti hai.

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Sabse kul? app ho....................

Sabse kul?
app ho
sabse smart?
App ho
sabse sweet?
app ho
sabse mast?
App ho

jada khus hona neni,ye msg mujhe mili,maine to srif forward kiya

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Uth-uth ke kisi ka Intzaar kar ke dekhna...............

Uth-uth ke kisi ka Intzaar kar ke dekhna,
Kabhi tum kisi se Pyaar kar ke dekhna ...!
Kaise toot jaate hain Mohabbat ke rishte,
Galtiyan kabhi do-chaar kar ke dekhna... !!

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Dilon ki dastan unhe kaha kabul thi.....................

Dilon ki dastan unhe kaha kabul thi,

Meri wafaye unke liye fijul thi,

Koi aass nahi lekin itna to bata do?

kya mene use chaha bus yahimeri bhul thi...

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Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.................

Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.



Maa:Kya Hua ?

Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.

Maa:Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. ?

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Beta:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli. 

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Har Rishta Insan Ko Virasat Me Milta H..................

Har Rishta Insan Ko Virasat Me Milta H

Fir Dosti Ka Rishta Alag Se Kyu Banta H

Qki

Sabhi Rishte Khuda Banata H

Par Dost Khud Khuda Bankar Aata H.

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mahaj gulab mohbbat ka paigam nahi hota.....................

mahaj gulab mohbbat ka paigam nahi hota.



chand-chandani ka pyar sare aam nahi hota.



pyar hota hai man ki nirmal bhavana se.



warna yu hi radha-krishna ka naam nahi hota.

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Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye...................

Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye
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pahla TV dekh rha he
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dusra foolball khel rha he
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aur
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Tisra
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Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hiQ sochte ho
wo mil hi nahi raha hai...

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia...................

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.

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Santa G Dukandar Se....................

Santa G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Santa G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahi,
6up,
1 Down Hay.

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Teacher- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi...................

Teacher- Kal Suraj Par
Lecture Dungi,
Sab Ko Aana Hoga.
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Santa- Mai Nahi Aa Sakta
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Teacher-kyun?
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Santa-kuch Nahi Muje Pata Hai
Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi.

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Reply In Just 5 Seconds ??

Reply In Just 5 Seconds ??
3 Jagah Aag Lagi hai..
1-Mandir/Masjid
2-School
3-Hospital
Batao Pehle Ambulance kaha ki
Aag Bujhayegi ??
I Want to Check Ur Mind ??
Plz Rply Fast..

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Darvaza khola to saamp nikla................

Darvaza khola to saamp nikla.....
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Arj kiya hai.....
Darvaza khola to saamp nikla.....
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ACP bola DAYA:-ye anna to rajnika@nt ka bhi baap nikla.

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Zindgari MiLti Hai 1 B......................

Zindgari MiLti Hai 1 B
Maut Ati Hai 1 Bar
Pyar Hota Hai 1 Bar
DiL Tut'ta Hai 1 Bar
Jab Sab Hota H 1 Bar
To Fir
SU SU Kyu Aati H Bar Bar..?

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Dekha Palat Kr Usne Chaht Use Bhi Thi......................

Dekha Palat Kr Usne Chaht Use Bhi Thi,
Dunia Se Meri Tarah Shikayt Use B Thi,
Wo Ro Diye Mujhko Preshan Dekh Kar,
Us Din Pta Chla Meri Zrurt Use B Thi.

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18 Yrs Old Boy :- Will U Be My Girlfriend?................

18 Yrs Old Boy :- Will U Be My
Girlfriend?
18 Yrs Old Girl :- Get Lost! No!
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5 Yrs Old Boy :- Will U Be My
Girlfriend?
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18 Yrs Old Girl :- OMG! U R So
Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will! .
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Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai
Tumhari.

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subha hote hi jab duniyaaabad hoti hai.................

subha hote hi jab duniyaaabad hoti hai,
aankh khulte hi aapki yaadhoti hai,
khushiyo ke phool ho aapkiaanchal mai,
ye mere honto par pahlifaryaad hoti hai..

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dard seene me chupa hai dikhaya nahi jaayega.................

dard seene me chupa hai dikhaya nahi jaayega,
mera gam ka kissa sunaya nahi jayega,
ji bhar ke dekh lena chehreko,
baar baar kafan hataya nahi jaayega...!

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Kisi Ko Dil Ka Deewana..................

Kisi Ko Dil Ka Deewana
Pasand Hai Kisi Ko Dil
Ka Nazrana Pasand Hai
Auron Ki Pasand To Hume
Pata Nahi Hume To Apka
Muskurana Pasand Hai..

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Kabhi Tou Fursaton Se Nikal.....................

Kabhi Tou Fursaton Se Nikal
Kar Humse Milo Kuch Deir
Humarey Sath Tou Chalo Karo
Mohabat Tou Karo Is Tarha Se
Har Taraf Dikho Mujhey Har
Taraf Bas Tum Hi Milo.

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Ishq Kar Deta Hai Bekarar......................

Ishq Kar Deta Hai Bekarar..
Bhar Deta Hai Pattharo Ke
Dil Me Bhi Pyaar. Ek Ko Nahi
Milata Zindagi Ka Yeh Bahar..
Kiyon Ki Ishq Ka Dosra Naam
Hai Intzaar..!

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Ishq Tujhse Karta Hoon.................

Ishq Tujhse Karta Hoon,
Main Zindgi Sy Zyada,
Main Darta Nahi Maut Sy,
teri Judai Sy Zyada,
Chahe Toh Aazma Ly Mujhe,
kisi Aur Sy Zyada,
Meri Zindgi Mein Kuch Nahi,
teri Muhabbat Sy Zyada..!

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Hansta Tha Jis Ghuroor Se Woh Bhi To Yaad Kar......................

Hansta Tha Jis Ghuroor Se Woh Bhi To Yaad Kar,

Aankhon Main Teri Aaj Yeh Aanso Fazool Hain...!

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Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri..................

Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri saanso'n meinTu!!!

Agar nashaa hota tho kab ka utar gaya hota...!!

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Majbooriyon k naam pe daman bacha gaye...................

Majbooriyon k naam pe daman bacha gaye

Wo loag jin ko ishq mein dawa wafa ka tha

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Ab tu dard sehnay ki itni adat hogi hay................

Ab tu dard sehnay ki itni adat hogi hay

"aziz"

Jab dard nahi milta tu dard hota hay....!!!!

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Jin Pe Hota Hain Bohat Dil Ko Bharsoosa ......................

Jin Pe Hota Hain Bohat Dil Ko Bharsoosa

AZIZ

Waqt Parny Par Wohi Loog Dagha Daity Hain ..!!

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Na Jaane Kitno Ke Dil Toode Maine...............

Na Jaane Kitno Ke Dil Toode Maine Ek Teri Mohabat Ke Liye..

Aaj Tune Tora To Mujhe Unke Dil Ka Ehsaas Hua.....

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Saadgi, Mehr-0-Wafa...............

*** Saadgi, Mehr-0-Wafa,
Mohabbat Aur Khaloos, ..!!..!!..
Umar Bhar Bas Yehi Ghaltiyan Hoti Rahin Mujh Sey ***

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Saray raah jo unsay nazar mili?

Saray raah jo unsay nazar mili?
To Naksh dil kay ubhar gaye?
Hum nazar mila kar jhijag gaye?
Vo Nazar jhuka kar chale gaye

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Tarz-E-Wafa ko uski kya naam doon mein Ab.....................

Tarz-E-Wafa ko uski kya naam doon mein Ab

Khud Door Ho gaya hai mujh ko Qareeb kar k

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jab se dekhi hai hamne duniya kareeb.................

jab se dekhi hai hamne duniya kareeb se
lagne lage hai saare rishte ajeeb se

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ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone tak..................

ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone tak
kaun jita hai teri zulf k sar hone tak

dam har mauj mein hai halqa-e-sadkam-e-nahang
dekhen kya guzare hai qatre pe gauhar hone tak

ashiqi sabr-talab aur tamanna betab
dil ka kya rang karun khun-e-jigar hone tak

ham ne mana k taaful na karoge lekin
khak ho jayenge ham tum ko khabar hone tak

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amad-e-khat se hua hai sard jo bazar-e-dost.................

amad-e-khat se hua hai sard jo bazar-e-dost
dud-e-shama-e-kushta tha shayad khat-e-rukhsar-e-dost

ai dil na aqabat andesh zabt-e-shauq kar
kaun la sakta hai tab-e-jalwa-e-didar-e-dost

khana wiransazi-e-hairat tamasha kijiye
surat-e-naqsh-e-qadam hun rafta-e-raftar-e-dost

ishq main bedad-e-rashq-e-gair ne mara mujhe
kushta-e-dushman hun akhir garche tha bimar-e-dost

chashm-e-may raushan k us bedard ka dil shad hai
dida-e-pur-khun hamara sagar-e-sar-shar-e-dost

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bahot sahi gam-e-geti sharab kam kya hai.....................

bahot sahi gam-e-geti sharab kam kya hai
gulam-e-saqi-e-kausar hun mujhko gam kya hai

tumhari tarz-o-rawish jante hain ham kya hai
raqib par hai agar lutf to sitam kya hai

sukhan mein khama-e-Galib ki atashfashani
yaqin hai hamko bhi lekin ab us mein dam kya hai

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Zahir me to hamdard hi...................

Zahir me to hamdard hi atey hain nazar log,
Zakhmon ko merey cherney atey hain magar log..

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Lab pe sajaa liye yunhi...................

Lab pe sajaa liye yunhi kuch ajnabi se naam,
Dil main tamaam zakham kisi ashnaa ke they..

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Mohabbat ho chuki puri.................

Mohabbat ho chuki puri.
Chalo ab zakhm gintey hain..

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Wife: I Am Pregnant....................

Wife: I Am Pregnant.
Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha
Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na
Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini,
Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.

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Kanch Ki Khuwaish Hai................

Kanch Ki Khuwaish Hai
Patthar Ko Pane Ki.?
Ek Pal Me Toot Kar Bikhar Jane Ki.?
Gam Na Tha Use Toot Jane Ka..?
Sirf Khuwaish Thi
Apne Hazar Tukde Me
Yaar Ki Tasveer Bana Ne Ki.

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Mohabat Ki Kasam Wo Aisi Nhi Thi................

Mohabat Ki Kasam Wo Aisi Nhi Thi,
Wo Apni Thi Magar Lagta Nhi Tha,
Naa Jaane Kyu Naa Aayi Mujhse Milne,
Zamane Se To Wo Darti Nhi Thi,
Hansi Ki Badi Aadat Thi Usko,
Wo Mujhko Dekh Kar Magar
Hansti Nhi Thi,
Mere Dil Main Hai Shamil
Uski Ulfat,
Wo Meri Thi Faqat Mere Jaisi Nhi Thi.?

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mohbbat hm b kar lenge....................

mohbbat hm b kar lenge
ye galti tm b kar lna
chalo tm hi se kar lenge
ksi se tm b kar lena
tmhe hm dost khte h
to mashwara dnge
mohbbat tm ne krni h
suno
hm hi se kar lena..

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Kisi Ne 'NASHE' Me Bahot Achchi 'BAAT' Kahi He .....................

Kisi Ne 'NASHE' Me Bahot Achchi 'BAAT' Kahi He .
Ke..
Dushmano Se 'Pyar' Hota Jayega..!
Bas..!
APNO Ko 'AAZAMATE' Jaiye..

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Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye......................

Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye,
Humne Puri Sheet pe
Aapki TASVIR bana dali aur
Hum pass ho gaye,
kaise?
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Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha
aur CAARTOON banana tha:

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Ek bar karo na plz....................

Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Plz karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa SMS...

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Yaar C.C.D ke form nikle hai.................

Yaar C.C.D ke form nikle hai
Agar apply karna hai to 7th last date hai..
Form le lena...
Salary Rs 18,000...

C.C.D means Chappal Chor Department.

Hanso mat apply kar dena..

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Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay.................

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay.
Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya garam?.
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.
Mehmaan: Pepsi .
Kanjus: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?.
Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me
Aisa glass nahi hai...

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BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM......................

BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM,
Ladki se pit jay to namard,
Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous,
Chup rhe to fattu,
Ghar s bahar qye to aawara,
Ghar m rhe to nkara,
Bache ko dante to bujdil,
Na dante to laparwah,
Biwi ko nokri se roke to shaki mijaj,
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala,
Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare.
Na aana is des mere munna
Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls,
Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA HAI...

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Vo kaun aadmi hai....................

Vo kaun aadmi hai
Ko ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai????
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TRAFFIC POLICE yaar...
Tum bhi na ...
Har bar rajnikant nahi ata..

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kya acha kya bura kya bhala dekha.....................

kya acha kya bura kya bhala dekha,
ab bhi dekha tuhe apne ru ba ru dekha,
socha bahut bhulkar sochun na tujhe,
jis raat ankh lagi fir tujhe har su dekha.

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Maqrooz-e gham-e deeda-e tar hai tera Mohsin.....................

Maqrooz-e gham-e deeda-e tar hai tera Mohsin
Muddat say yoonhi khaak\’basar hai tera Mohsin
Shaiyed kisi rastay ki hawa teri khabar day
Iss waastay masroof-e safar hai tera Mohsin

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Ruthi Si Zindagi ko Manana To Aata Hai.....................

Ruthi Si Zindagi ko Manana To Aata Hai,
Logon ko Hasana To Aata Hai,
Kya Hua Jo Na Bas Sake Kisi Ke Dil Mein,
Logon Ko Apne Dil Mein Basana To Aata Hai.

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Wo aksar bhool janay ki shikayat.....................

Wo aksar bhool janay ki shikayat
mujh se karta hai

Main jis ko yaad rakhnay ke siwa
kuch bhi nahi karta..

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Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai....................

Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai,
Jane Zalim Ne Kis Baat Ka Bura Mana Hai,
Mein Jo Ziddi Hoon Tu Wo Bhi Hai Ana Ka Qaidi,
Mere Kehne Per Kahan Us Ne Chale Aa Na Hai

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Teri Yadon Se He Farigh Nahi Hota........................

"Teri Yadon Se He Farigh Nahi Hota Hai Dil Mera

Kisi Se Dil Lgane Ki Bhi Ab Fursat Nahi Milti"

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Aa Gai Na Phir Sy Tumhein....................

Aa Gai Na Phir Sy Tumhein Neend Aaj Bhi . . .
Ajeeb Shakhs Ho, Na-Jane Kesi Mohabbat Karte Ho . . . !!

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Mere firaaq ke lamhe shumaar karte huye..................

Mere firaaq ke lamhe shumaar karte huye,
Bikhar gaye hain Mera intezar karte huye,

Main ny kaha samandar hain mari ankhon mein,
Woh inn mein doob gaya aitebaar karte hue.

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Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..?......................

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Friday, 26 April 2013

Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..?
Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya,
Main kuch bolne hi wala tha magar
uski awaz sun kar main chup hi raha
Aur woh barre Pyar se boli
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Is Call k liye ap k account ki raqam kafi nhi h.

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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena haiâ€

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Saawan ka mausam tha, Poonam ki raat thi.....................

Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi
Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Phir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab maine uska haath pakada
Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil tha
Usne mera haath
Haatho mein lekar kaha
Yeh toh janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

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Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi.......................

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

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Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi........................

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai?
.
Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai…
Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakhâ

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Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit ........................

Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!
Kya parso?
Bolo
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!
Batao kya parso?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati.

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Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar ...................

Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya:
Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t”
Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop”
2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.

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Tajmahal kisi ke liye..............................

Tajmahal kisi ke liye
ek AJUBA hai,
Toh kisi ke Liye pyar ka AHSAAS hai,
Humare tumare liye to BAKWAS hai Kyuki roz badlati hamari MUMTAJ hai....

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ek train m katrina without tickettravel kar rhithi..........................

ek train m katrina without tickettravel kar rhithi,usne sari pahni thi
t.t. Ne usse 100 sr liye
aishwariya ne jeans pahne thi usse 75 sr liye
kareena ne skirt pahni thi usse 50 liye
par malika s kuch nhi liya ?
Why?
?

?

?

?qki uske pass ticket the
sooch badlo desh badlega jai hind

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Biwi- tum muje payar nahi karte..................

Biwi- tum muje payar nahi karte
pati- esa nahi h me karta hu
biwi-to fir muje abhi tak baby kyon nahi diya
pati- ok khuch time lagega biwi- nahi tum har bar yahi kehte ho muje to abhi ka abhi chahiye

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Yaad Aapko Hum Har Pal Kar Lete Hai........................

Yaad Aapko Hum Har Pal Kar Lete Hai,
Free Baithe Purani Yaado Ko Taaza Kar Lete Hai,
Agar Na Aaye Koi Sms Aapka,
To Purane Ko Hi
Baar Baar Parh Lete Hai.

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Dil Tootna Saza Hai Mohabbat Ki.......................

Dil Tootna Saza Hai Mohabbat Ki,
Dil Jorna Adaa Hai Dosti Ki,
Maange Jo Qurbaani Wo Hai Mohabbat,
Jo Bina Maange Ho Jaaye Qurbaan Use Kehte Hai Dosti.

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Har Sitara Chand Ke Karib Nahi Hota........................

Har Sitara Chand Ke Karib Nahi Hota,
Dil Ki Daulat Wala Garib Nahi Hota,
Dost Tum Jaisa Mila Hai Muqaddar Se,
Warna Har Kisi Ka Aisa Nasib Nahi Hota.
Sahir.

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Bhool Kar Aapko Jayenge Kaha......................

Bhool Kar Aapko Jayenge Kaha,
Ek Pal Bhi Jameen Par Jee Payenge Kaha,
Aap Se Hai Ye Muskuruhat Hamari,
Zindagi Me Bina Aapke Khush Rah Payenge Kaha.

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Zindagi Ke Tufaan Ka Sahil Hai Teri Dosti.......................

Zindagi Ke Tufaan Ka Sahil Hai Teri Dosti,
Dil Ke Armaano Ki Manzil Hai Teri Dosti,
Zindagi Ban Jaye Jannat,
Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath Rahe Teri Dosti.

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Tamanna Ho Milne Ki To Aankho Me Nazar Aayenge,......................

Tamanna Ho Milne Ki To Aankho Me Nazar Aayenge,
Mehsoos Karne Ki Koshis To Kijiye,
Dur Hote Hue Bhi Paas Nazar Aayenge.

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Mere Dost Mujhse Gila Karte Hai.................

Mere Dost Mujhse Gila Karte Hai,
Ki Hum Unse Kam Mila Karte Hai,
Par Wo Nadan Itna Nahi Samajhte Ki
Sitare Dur Se Hi Roshni Diya Karte Hai.

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Kisi ki jheel si aankho me.........................

Kisi ki jheel si aankho me,
ye dil dubna chahta hai,
par fir ek khayal aata hai sala apun ko swiming kaha aata hai.

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Itni Asani Se Kese Bhul Jata Hai.....................

Itni Asani Se Kese Bhul Jata Hai
Koi,
Reh-Reh Kar Kyo Yaad Ata Hai
Koi,
Umar Bhar Yaad Karte Rahege
Aako,
Dekhte Hai Kab Tak Hame Bhulata
Hai Koi…..

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Humne Kab Us Se Mulaqat Ka Wada Chaha.......................

Humne Kab Us Se Mulaqat Ka
Wada Chaha
Door Reh K To Aur Bhi Zyada
Chaha
Yaad Ati He Muje Or B Shiddat Se
Uski
Bhol Jane Ka Jab Bhi Irada Chaha

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TeaCheR To BoY...................

TeaCheR To BoY:
NaLaYaK
CLaSs Me
DiN BhaR
LaDKiYo K SaaTh
ItNi BaaTe
Kyu KaRTa H?
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BoY: Sir
Mai GaRiB Hu
MeRe
MsG Free NaHi Hain...

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Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha.....................

Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:
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"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi
h.50,000 mang rhi
h, CHUP rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de
diye.
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2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
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"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000
mangrhi h.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
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6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari
beti
boli:
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"Daddy, I am pregnant!"
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.
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur
beti ka maatha
chum ke kaha:
.
.
"Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki
baari
hamari hai"

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Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya toh...................

Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya toh
tum dusri shaadi
karogi??
Wife : Nahin, Mai apni behen ke
saath poori zindagi
reh lungi
Wife : Agar Mai marr gayi toh tum
dusri shaadi
karoge??
Husband : Mai bhi tumari behen
ke saath poori
zindagi rehlunga...

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Ladki ne boy friend ko call kiya to....................

Ladki ne boy friend ko call kiya to
uss ke bhanje ne phone uthaya.
Ladki:
"Apne uncle ko phone do..!"
¤
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Bacha:
"Aap ka name..?"
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Ladki:
"Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e
man ka phone hai..!"
Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha
usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho
gayi..!!
¤
¤
Uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
"Lekin aunty mobile pe to "Sonu
Plumber" likha hua tha..!!!

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Aaj kal k raam aur ravan ka fight.....................

Aaj kal k raam aur ravan ka fight k liye philmi diolog se jhagda keise karenge
dekho niche
raam- a a a anjli tum nehi somjhoge
sita-thapad se nehi saheb pyare darte hen
ravan-ek warjo mene comitment karli to phir meaapne aap ki v nehi sunta
raam-maa kasam ek ek ko chun chun k maarunga
ravan-me tereme itna ched karunga k tu confuze hojayega saans kahan se le aur
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.sorry bhul geya
kat it kat it.

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True and Awesome Lines....................

True and Awesome Lines... :))
Har ladka pyar majak me suru karta hai Aur Ladki
seriously..
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Par
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Baad mai ladka serious ho jatahai
.
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Aur Ladki pyar ka
majak bana deti hai...:

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Dard jitna hai meri nigahon me........................

Dard jitna hai meri nigahon me,
na de khuda kisiki raho me,
bitana chahte they zindagi jinki bahon me
Shayad maut bhi na mil payegi unki panaho me

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Tum hasin ho gulab jesi ho......................

Tum hasin ho gulab jesi ho
bhahut hi najuk ho khawab jesiho
dil se dharkan me aag lagati hohoto
se lagakar pi jaye tumhe sir se panw
tak sarab jesi ho

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Saza hume ye kaisi mili dil lagane ki....................

Saza hume ye kaisi mili dil lagane
ki,
Ro rahe magar tamnna thi
muskurane ki,
Apna dard kise dikhau aye dost,
Dard bhi usine diya jo wajah thi
muskurane ki…

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Koi Asia Pal Bhi Hua Kare . ................

Koi Asia Pal Bhi Hua Kare . .
Main Kahoon Toh Bas Woh Suna Kare . . .
Meri Fursatien Mere Mashghale. .
Sub He Apne Naam Likha kare ..
Woh Palat K Dekhe Meri Taraf ..
Or Mujh Ko Pagal Kaha Karae . .
MISSS YOU Sooo MUCH ♥

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Ladki: saare ladke ak jaise hi hote he....................

Ladki: saare ladke ak jaise hi hote he,
ladka: muze to laga ladkio ke paas dimag bhi hotahe,
ladki: aisa kyu ladka: sare ladke ak jaise hote to tum ladkiya hame kis najariye se dekhathi.

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A Boy proposes a Girl........................

A Boy proposes a Girl
If she says "Yes"
Boy feels Pata nahi kitno ko hakaha hoga??
If she says No.
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Wo khud ko Katrina samajti hai...

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Log Gulab Dekh Ke Kehte hai................

Log Gulab Dekh Ke Kehte hai..
Ki Kitna Badnasib Hai Ye jo,
Kanto Me Khila Hai,
Par Koi Un Kanto Ki,
Nahi Sochta,
Jinhe Bade Nasib Se 1 Phool Mila
Hai

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Kitna suroor raat ki tanhaiyo me tha.......................

Kitna suroor raat ki tanhaiyo me tha,
chup tha chand jaise ruswaiyon me tha,
Log so rahe the bekhabar sab,
Magar ye dil aapki yaadon ki gehraiyo me tha

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Ek ledka aur ledki ka pyare 7shal se....................

Ek ledka aur ledki ka pyare 7shal se tha job dono k ghar k loge shadi
kliye raji hua usi k kuchdin baad patachala k led k k sarir me khoon nei tha q k
¤
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ledki se dinraat baat karte waqt wo khana khana bhool jata tha. Q keisa laga chal cell rakh aur khane ja pehele.

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Santa Electric Shop Me.......................

Santa Electric Shop Me-:
2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota

Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota
Ek Bajaj Ka De Or
Ek Usha Ka.

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Koi Asia Pal Bhi Hua Kare . ......................

Koi Asia Pal Bhi Hua Kare . .
Main Kahoon Toh Bas Woh Suna Kare . . .
Meri Fursatien Mere Mashghale. .
Sub He Apne Naam Likha kare ..
Woh Palat K Dekhe Meri Taraf ..
Or Mujh Ko Pagal Kaha Karae . .
MISSS YOU Sooo MUCH ♥

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Aamir sahruk aur salman k fight.......................

Aamir sahruk aur salman k fight.
Aamir:are aai my name is khan k pagal
aaj kal kounse rang darati he tujhe?
¤
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salman:kya re ghajni k aulad kit ne time baad tujhe yaad atta hei?
¤
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¤
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¤
¤
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¤
tabhi aamiraur sarookh ne kaha aai radhe kitne saal tu aur pagal ban k rehega
¤
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¤
shadi manale nei to budhapa aajayega.

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Ishq ne nikamma kardiya..................

Ishq ne nikamma kardiya,
worna
ham v aachhi khasi jee rehethe,
koi pucho unse to kya dil khelne ki chiz hotihe,

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ladki-tum mujhe kiss karoge na.................

ladki-tum mujhe kiss karoge na..
ladka-sant rha....
ladki-tum mujhe kiss karoge na...
ladka-sant rha....
ladki-kro na kiss...
ladka-tum baad mai mana kiyu kar deti ho...
!
!
!
!
!
(na)

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The new super hero in india.......................

The new super hero in india
nanga tha aur bhool se ledkiyon k paas chala geya to ledkiyo ne use supar hero bana dia keise~~~niche dekho
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Sahale ko mil ker sabne mirchi ka paudar lagadia aur wo jalan k waja se chatse kud geya aur (mirchhi man) ban geya banna he to try it.

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Aapki Smile Ne Saara Jahan Hila Diya........................

Aapki Smile Ne Saara Jahan Hila Diya..
Aapki Smile Ne Saara Jahan Hila Diya..
Koma Say Jagey Mareez Ko Permanent Sula Diya.

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Dhire dhire hath bodhao aur top......................

Dhire dhire hath bodhao aur top k andar dalo
phir ledki bolegi han thoda aur thoda upar han han a a bas aur nei chalo hath nikalo
kitna aur khujaoge hath dukhraha hoga ruk jao.

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Pta Nhi Log Meri .....................

Pta Nhi
Log Meri itni Respect kyu Krteh,
Mai Jb Unhe SMS Krta hun ToWo Apna Sir Neeche Jhukakr Mera SMS Padhte h,
Bilkul Tumhari Trha.

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Santa ne challenge kiya...............

Santa ne challenge
kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale
pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh
de!

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HOSPITAL ATTENDENCE............................

HOSPITAL ATTENDENCE:
LANGDA
present sir,
KANA
present sir
ANDHA
present sir,
MENTAL
MENTAL
beta sms baad me pad liyo teri absent lag jayegi.

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Humse Log Puchte Hain Ki Tumhari...................

Humse Log Puchte Hain Ki Tumhari Ab Tak Shaadi Qu Nhi Hui,
Hum Bhi Jor Se Kehte Hain:-
Jaako Raakhe Sayeea'n Maar Sake Na Koi.
"Happy Unmarried Life."

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Din Beet Jatey Hain Suhani Yadain Ban Kar................

Din Beet Jatey Hain Suhani Yadain Ban Kar
Batein Reh Jati Hain Kahani Ban Kar
Per Dost To Hamesha Dil K Qarib Rahenge
Kabhi Muskan To Kabhi Ankhon Main Pani Ban Ker

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Teacher:-school ke samne ager .....................

Teacher:-school ke samne ager koi bomb rakh de to kya hoga.
.
Student:-1-2 ghante dekhenge, ager koi le jata hai to thik hai.
Nahi to staaf room me rakh denge.

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Beautiful Love Story.......................

Beautiful Love Story :
Boy Proposed A Girl,
She Rejected
...
But He Wasn't SAD....!
Friends Asked Him: Don't U Have
Feelings?
You are not sad Y Y Y Y ?????
Boy: Why Should I B Sad?
I Lost the one Who Never Loved
Me..
But
She Lost the one Who Loved Her
The
Most..!!

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Main Mar Jaun To Mujhe Jala Den.....................

Main Mar Jaun To Mujhe Jala Den
Usse Pahle Mera Dil Ko Nikal Lena,
Mujhe Parwah Nahi Is Dil Ki Jal
Jane Ki, Mujhe Parwah Hai Is Dil
Mein Rahne Wali Ki.!

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Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai.....................

Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai,
jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.?
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Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga.
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Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz.
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Husband : Tera muh ...xd :

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True feelings of boys .......................

True feelings of boys :
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Jab ek ladki tumhe apna best
friend banakar!!!
Aapke kandhe par sir rakh kar
roti hai na !!!
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Toh ghanta samajh nahi aata ke
kya sahi hai aur kya galat :D:-D..
Agree boys

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Aaj kal ke bache 8 yrs boy Ladka.....................

Aaj kal ke bache 8 yrs boy Ladka:"1 bidi ka bundle dena."
..
Dukandar:" Kya re iss Umar mehi Bidi pine laga."
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Boy:"Nahi Be Dhakkan, Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Packet
"GOLD FLAKE" dedo.":p :O :D

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1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass...................

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..:p
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1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...:p
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
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Point To Be Noted...:p :D :O

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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye RAKHI layi thi....................

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye RAKHI layi thi...
Tumne Bandhwai kyun nhi ??
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CLASSIC ANSWER:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye MANGALSUTRA lau to kya tu pehen legi..??
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Baaaaat karti hai..!!

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India ki har local bus...................

India ki har local bus,
train mei ek aisa Chutiya zaroor milta hai jo pichey baith k chinese
mobile me..
zoro se third class Songs baja kkhud ko hero
samjhta hai...

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Ek bar LALU JI english sikhne america me.......................

Ek bar LALU JI english sikhne america me
BUSH ke pass gaye or 2 month baad loute....
wo baithe the ki ek phon aaya..
lalu- who are speeking
aage se jawab aaya.. 'are m bol raha hu '

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Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se.....................

Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se
Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat
Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh
Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat
Phool Ho Wo Le Aao."
Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai
Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti
Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se
Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein
Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi,
Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga
Jab Laut Kar Aai To
Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha
"Buzurg Ne Kaha-
"Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai
Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati
Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B
Hath Nahi Aata

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Choti si Pogo Story.....................

Choti si Pogo Story :-D
.
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha,
To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye,
Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha
“Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“
:-D :-D
thoko Like Samajh Aya to.

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YE EK TRUE incident-hai...................

YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July'11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
.
Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
.
ko
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zabardasti
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"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.

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Ladkiyo Ko Gali Mat Do .......................

Ladkiyo Ko Gali Mat Do :P

Bas Ek Word Kafi He :P :P

Jo Gali Se Zyada Asar Kardega..
Aur Vo He,
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Aunty Ji.. :O :D

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Fruits aaps me baat ker rahe the.......................

Fruits aaps me baat ker rahe the.....
.
Santra:-mai ball ki tarah dikhta hu.
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Akhrot:-mai brain ki tarah dikhta hu.
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Mushroom:-mai umbrella ki tarah dikhta hu.
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Kela:-plz topic change karo yaar.....

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Girl-aaj Aisa Se* Kro Ki...........................

Girl-aaj Aisa Se* Kro Ki,
Mri Chilane Ki Aawaj Dur Tk Sunai De.
Fir Kya Tha,
Ldke Ne CONDOM Pr Mirch Laga K Pel Diya,

Ise Kahte Hai MDH Ka Tadka,
Ang Ang Fadka.

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Nichod nichod k chuso mat aam worna ice................................

Nichod nichod k chuso mat aam worna ice crem ko
hum khalenge kisi freez me aur na rehega dhire dhire chus k khalenge.
Itne b hum kamjor nei k hamari koi chus le aam
ka mahina hei teri aam ko chale hum nichod ne.

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Meth teacherne keise samjhaya.......................

Meth teacherne keise samjhaya
3+6=9
3+2=5 ans ko phirse
9+5=14 kya samjhe boloto pappu
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Pappu has has ke bola ye aaj kalki ledkiyon ki siz he 14shal 9 number ki chapal aur 5 number ka boyfriend hota hei jo 36 ka richarge kar k 32 sms belence dalta hoga.

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Aaj unse mulakat hogi unke parce se chori......................

Aaj unse mulakat hogi unke parce se chori hogi dhire dhir bhagne ki suruwat
hogi phir heroki entry hogi hero doud doud k chor ko pakedega chori k saaman
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Dekh ker hero pagal ho jayega q ki wo condam ki paket hogi.

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Do pahadon k bich me kuan he gehera kua...........................

Do pahadon k bich me kuan he gehera kua b he bada andhera andhera,
andar jata hei roj roj ek bada sa sap jise dekh k kehete hen itna badahe re bap,
sap ja ker andar chod deta hei zeher daro mat isse ye mila jata hei ku ch mohino baad
pahad se jharna behena suru hota hei aur kua mese amrit sa insaan aata hei

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Santa ne Nokia ka sbse badi .......................

Santa ne Nokia ka sbse badi screen wala mobile liya kyu?
Q. Ki vo dekhna chahta tha k phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hai :

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Bhara hua is train ka dabba...........................

Bhara hua is train ka dabba
agar jo lag jaye dhakka
SMILE mar ke karna tum PUSH
humse milne wale ALWAYS khush

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Dil Tod K Jarehi HasHas k wo.........................

Dil Tod K Jarehi HasHas k wo
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Dil Tutahe hamara Per Ro Nehi raha hun me
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Q k Uski Bodi Behen Pat Gei he
wo Aise v sli banrehi he
kaha jayegi is ashiq se bach k.

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Kuch pal jeelo shayd . . . . . ............

Kuch pal jeelo shayd . . . . .
ham fir na mile . . . . .
Yaad kar lo shayd . . . . .
fir waqt na mile . . . . .
Chale na jaen . . . . .
jindagi se itni dur ke . . . . .
Haqikat me to kya shayd . . . . .
fir Sapne me bhi na mile . . . . .

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Wife:-chalo mai chhupti hu tum mujhe dhudhna..................

Wife:-chalo mai chhupti hu tum mujhe dhudhna.
Agar dhudh liya to shoping karne chalenge.
.
Husband:-agar nahi dhundha to?
.
Wife:-aisa to mat kaho jaanu mai darvaje ke pichhe hi chhupungi.

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Ek Aadmi ne apni Biwi ko jor.....................

Ek Aadmi ne apni Biwi ko jor se Thappd mara
Aur kaha:-
.
Aadmi use hi marta hai jisko wo sabse jayada pyar karta hai.......!
.
To
Uski Biwi ne Bi Apne pati ko jor ka thappd mara
Aur kaha:-
.
To Aap kya samjte hai mai aapse kam Pyar karti hu..

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Exam Rowdy Rathore ........................

Exam Rowdy Rathore
.
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Jo main padhta hu wo main likhtahoon..
.
.
aur..
.
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Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon.!

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SCHOOL ko hum swarg mante hai.....................

SCHOOL ko hum swarg mante hai.....
.
.
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.
Q ki bujurg ne kha hai RISHTE SWARG ME BANAYE JATE HAI.

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Santa banta car me bum fit kr rhe the.........................

Santa banta car me bum fit kr rhe the,
:
Banta bola - yar bum lagate,
:
Hue humse fat gya TO.
:
Santa - koi baat nahi mere pass dusra hai Na..

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Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha................

Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha.
:
Banta- kya kar raha hai?
:
Santa- Lassi bana raha hun.
:
Banta- isliye log hum pe joke marte hai
:
Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega....

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Santa and banta jungle mein..........................

Santa and banta jungle mein,
:
saamne aayaa sher.
:
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti Fenki, aur
:
bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
:
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, mitti to tune Fenki hai.

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Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you doing.....??...................

Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you doing.....??
.
Husband:"office -­ ­ ­ me bahut kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu...and u
sweet heart....??
.
.
.
.
.
wife:"mai club me tere piche khadihu...

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Girl : McDonald's chale?...............

Girl : McDonald's chale?
::
Boy : Spelling bolo to hi jayenge
::
Girl : 1 kam karo KFC chalte he
::
Boy : KFC ka Fullform bolo
::
Girl : Rehne de Kamine samosa hi khila de

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Ek din pappu samundar me.............................

Ek din pappu samundar me
naha rha tha tabhi achanak dubne lagta hai Doobne laga to usne pooja ki..
.
"Hey bhagwan,
agar me bach gaya to garib logo
ko Biryani khilauga..:))
.
.
tabhi Ek jordaar Lehar aayi or usko sahil par phenk diya Pappu ne upar dekh k kaha,
.
.
Kaunsi biryani or waha se jane laga...:p
.
.
.
Ek aur lehar aayi or pappu ko wapis le gayi..:((
.
.
.
to pappu kehne laga:"Mera mtlabtha k chicken
biryani ya mutton biryani"

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Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai.....................

Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
wah wah..
Gor farmaeye,
muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
use jo pyar samje wo sabse badagadha hai...

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Santa :Samose kuch acche.......................

Santa :Samose kuch acche
Lag nhi rhe hai,
Kya baat hai..
.
.
Parso wale to bohot acche bane the,
.
.
Dukandar :Aji Saheb, ye wohi to hai.

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Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha........................

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha : " Tumhare
shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
.
.
Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs.
the.
Pati : Ye kya?
Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1
chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.
Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7 ?
Aur ye 200 Rs.
Kyun?
Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye the.

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1 Luhar Ki Biwi Ki.......................

1 Luhar Ki Biwi Ki
101 Ladkiyaan Thi
MEDIA Wale Unke
Ghar Phunch Gye
REPORTER: Kya Ye 101 Ladkiyan Apki H?
Aurat: (Shrmate hue) Nhi
100 Sunar Ki
1 Lohar Ki.

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Ek Din me College se ghar aane.....................

Ek Din me College se ghar aane ke
liye nikla.
Barish nahi ho rahi thi to socha
jaldi ghar pahoch jaunga
par baarish start ho gai and me
bheeg gaya
Ghar jaate hi
Sister:- Thodi der Ruk nahi sakte
the ??
Brother:- Kahi Side pe khade ho
jata
Papa:- Bahot Shokh hai barish me
bhigne ka
Itne mein Mummy aai and sir pe
towel rakhte hue boli
:- Ye Barish
bhi na.
Thori der Ruk Jati to Mera
Beta Ghar aa jata
Mom Jaisa Pyar aur koi nahi kar
sakta.

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Maine Rab Se Kaha......................

Maine Rab Se Kaha..... ''
Wo Chali Gayi Mujhe
akela Chhodd Kar,
Pata Nahin Kya Majburi
Thi....!!
.
Rab Ne Kaha Mujh Se...... '
''Iss Mein Uska Koi Kasoor
Nahin,
Yeh Kahani Maine Likhi Hi
Adhoori Thi....!

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Is Raaz-E-Mohabbat -Ko Aam Nahin Karna...................

Is Raaz-E-Mohabbat -Ko Aam Nahin Karna !!
Chahat Ke Jazboon Ko Badnaam Nahin Karna !!
Tum Jaan Ho Hamari Bas Itna Samajh Lo !!
Mere In Lafzoon Ko Neelam Nahin Karna...!

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Rone Se Kissi Ko Paya Nahi Jata....................

Rone Se Kissi Ko Paya Nahi Jata;
Khone Se Kissi Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata;
Waqt Sabko Milta Hai Zindaagi Badalane Ke
Liye;
Par Zindagi Nahi Milti Waqt Badalne Ke Liye!

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Jigar jala deta hai ye ishq...................

Jigar jala deta hai ye ishq
Ghum barha deta hai ye ishq

Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hai
Pagal bana deta hai ye ishq

Bikher jaty hain sehra mein taza phool
Umeedain mita deta hai ye ishq

Ujarr jaty hain aabad gharanay
Aisa barbaad karta hai ye ishq

Ik awaara mizaaj ko bhi
Qaidi bana deta hai ye ishq

Jis ne kiya wohi janta hai ‘Gul’
Kia se kia bana deta hai ye ishq

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dil jeet le wo nazar ham bhi rakhte hain...................

dil jeet le wo nazar ham bhi rakhte hain.?
Bheed me bhi aaye nazar wo asar ham bhi rakhte hain...?
yon to wada kiya hai kisi se har dam muskurane ka....?
Warna in aankho me samandar ham bhi rakhte hain...?

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Royegi ye aankhe muskurane baad..................

Royegi ye aankhe muskurane baad .?
aayegi raat din dhal jane ke baad,?
kabhi ruthhna mat mujhse mere dost..,
sayad ye zindagi hi na rahe tere ruthh jane ke baad.....?

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muskurana hi khushi nahi hoti ......................

muskurana hi khushi nahi hoti .?
Umar bitana hi zindagi nahi hoti .?
Kud se b ziyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka,.?
Kiyon sirf dost kahna hi dosti nahi hoti..?

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ham wo nahi jo tujhe gam me chhod denge.................

ham wo nahi jo tujhe gam me chhod denge..?
ham wo bhi nahi jo tujhse naata tod lenge..?
ham to tere wo dosht hain ...?
Jo agar teri saanse bad ho jaye to khud ki saanse jod denge ..?

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Kisi ka viswas pana asan nahi hota...................

Kisi ka viswas pana asan nahi hota.
Har koi dil ka mehman nahi hota hum to
unko bhi rakhte hai apni palko par jinke
pas hume yaad karne ka time nahi hita

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Rafta rafta har police wale ko shayar kar diya.......................

Rafta rafta har police wale ko shayar kar diya
Mahafil e sher o sukhan may bhej kar sarakar ne
Ek qaidi subah ko phansi laga kar mar gaya
Rat bhar gazalen sunain us ko thanedar ne

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Do shadiyan to kar chuke fasle khuda se woh.......................

Do shadiyan to kar chuke fasle khuda se woh
Baari suna hai abke baras phir kisi ki hai
Chehre ki jhurriyoN ko mitane ke waste
Haajat janab-e-sheikh ko phir istree ki hai

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suurat e mir koi sheir nikaley ya Rab.........................

suurat e mir koi sheir nikaley ya Rab
masnad e Ghalib* o Iqbal bacha le ya Rab
aisi lagti haiN yeh jiddat bhari ghazleiN mujhko
jaise ladki koi sar apna muNda lEy ya Rab

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Ek roz ham se kahane lagi ek gulbadan..........................

Ek roz ham se kahane lagi ek gulbadan
Ainak se bandh rakhi hai kyon ap ne rasan
Milata hai kya isi se ye andaz e fikr -o- fan
Ham ne kaha ki aisa nahi hai janab-e -man
Baithe jahan hasin hon ek bazm-e-am may
Rakhate hain ham nigah ko apani lagam may

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Ek sham kisi bazm may jute jo kho gaye......................

Ek sham kisi bazm may jute jo kho gaye
Ham ne kaha bataiye ghar kaise jayenge
Kahane lage ke sher sunate raho yun hi
Ginate nahi banenge abhi itane ayenge

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Bola dukandar ke kya chahiye tumhen.....................

Bola dukandar ke kya chahiye tumhen
Jo bhi kahoge meri dukan par wo paoge
Main ne kaha ke kutte ke khane ka `cake` hai
Bola yahin pe khaoge yaa leke jaoge?

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Duniya ♥ Me Jeene Ki Chahat Na Hoti...................

Duniya ♥ Me Jeene Ki Chahat Na Hoti
♥
Agar Khuda Ne Mohabbat Banayi Na
♥
Hoti♥
Log Marne Ki Aarzoo Na Karte Agar
♥
♥
Mohabbat Me Bewfai Na Hoti..♥♥

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Meri Rooh Nikalne Wali Hogi......................

Meri Rooh Nikalne Wali Hogi
Meri Saans Bikherne Wali Hogi

Phir Daman Zindagi Ka Choote Ga
Dhaaga Saans Ka Bhi Toote Ga

Phir Wapis Hum Na Aayenge
Phir Hum se Koi na Roothe Ga

Phir Aankho'n main Noor Na Hoga
Phir Dil Gham Se Choor Na Hoga

Us Pal Tum Hum Ko Thaamo Ge
Hum Se Dost Apna Maango Ge

Phir Hum Na Kch Bhi Bolen Ge
Aankhain'n Bhi Na Kholen Ge

Us Pal Tum Ro Do G
Hum Ko Tum Kho Do Ge ...

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Koi hanse toh Tujhe Gum lge Hansi na Lge..................

Koi hanse toh Tujhe Gum lge Hansi na Lge,
Koi DiL lgi v tere DiL ko DiL lgi na Lge...
Tu Roz uth ke Roya kre Chandni Raaton mei,
Khuda kre tera Mere bgair Ji na Lge...
Mujhe Maalum hai Tum kya kroge,
Mera hi DiL loge aur Mujhe Ruswa kroge...

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Pyar Kiya hAi toh Usee Bewafa mat Samjhna......................

Pyar Kiya hAi toh Usee Bewafa mat Samjhna,
.
Uski majburi ko uski wajah mat samjhna,
.
unko bhi ek-na-ek din ehsas-e-wafa hogi tere pyari ki,
.
Dil kI Awaj Ko Kisi Ka Mazak Na Samajhna.

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Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchta Hy.................

Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchta Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hai ?
Ladki: Chup ... !
.
.
.
Ladka: Batao Na Plz =D
Ladki: Nahi Pata =@
Ladka: Plz ..... !!!
Ladki: Thappar Pare Ga Ab Mat Pchna ..!!
Ladka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata...
.
.
.
Bachay Shararti Hote Hai ... =P =D

Moral:Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat Hi Samajhti Hai

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8 BAATE, 8 BAATO Ko KhatamKar Deti Hai.........................

8 BAATE, 8 BAATO Ko KhatamKar Deti Hai.
SORRY:" GALTI Ko..
DUKH:" ZINDAGI Ko..
GUSSA:" RISHTE Ko..
JHUTH:" VISHWAS Ko..
SATH:" GAM Ko..
DHOKHA:" PYAAR Ko..
FACEBOOK:" CAREER Ko
WHATSAPP:" TIME Ko..:p :O :/
Agree ?? = Thoko Likes

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Mere pyar ko duniya me ..................

Mere pyar ko duniya me koi samajh na paya,
Rote the jab tanha koi mere sath na aya,
Mita diya khud ko uske pyar me,
Aur kehte hai log mujhe pyar karna nahi aaya...

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Ladki pic upld krke likhti hai.......................

Ladki pic upld krke likhti hai : hii frndzz kesi lg rhi hun
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.
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.
.
.
..
.

Me : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. Leke diya hai to ghr me 500rs ka sheesha b lgaya hoga.... Usmye dekh le hmse kya poochti hai 'butni' khi ki

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Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai..................

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

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Shair kisi ke hijr main .....................

Shair kisi ke hijr main kehnaa sirf visaal kisi se,
Hum bhi kya hain, dheyaan kisi ka aur sawal kisi se..

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Us ki aankhon ko kabhi ......................

Us ki aankhon ko kabhi ghaur se dekha hai Faraz,
Roney walon ki taraaah jaagney waalon jesi..

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Aa ke ab tasleem karlen...................

Aa ke ab tasleem karlen tu nahin to main sahi,
Kon maaney ga ke hum mein se bewafa koi nahi..

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Wafaa Ke Baab Mein iLzaam-e-Aashiqu...................

Wafaa Ke Baab Mein iLzaam-e-Aashiqui Na Lia
Ke Teri Baat Ki Aur Tera Naam Bhi Na Lia

Khusha Wo Loog Ke Mehroom-e-iLtafaat Rahay
Tere Karam Ko Ba Andaaz-e-Saadgi Na Lia

Tumhaaray Baad Kayi Haath Dil Ki Simt Barhay
Hazaar Shukar Girebaan Ko Ham Ne Si Na Lia

Tamaam Masti-o-Tishna Labi Ke Hangaamay
Kisi Ne Sang Uthaaya, Kisi Ne Meena Lia

“Faraz” Zulm Hai Kuch Itni Khud Aitmaadi Bhi
Ke Raat Bhi Thi Andheri, Charaagh Bhi Na Lia

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Pyaare Bhaiyo..............................

Pyaare Bhaiyo ,
Aapki Girl friend ke
aapke baare me jo b
khayal nd galat
fehmiya
rehti hai ..
Woh aadhe se jyada
uski best friend ne use
batayi hoti hai :P :P
Joki humesha use
aapke
baare me kuch na kuch
sikhati rehti hai :P
is uski friend ik amne apni image acchi banao use b khush rakho.

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Kisiko apna banane mein der........................

Kisiko apna banane mein der
nahi lagti hai...
Ek vada nibhane mein der lagti
hai...

Pyar to pal bhar mein ho jata hai...
Magar unhe bhulane me umar
lagti hai...

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Kaash K Tujhay Waqt..........................

Kaash K Tujhay Waqt K Sehra Mein Lagay Pyaas....
Aur To Tarap K Mangay Mujhay Pani Ki Tarha.....

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Raat ko Phir teri Yaad Ne........................

Raat ko Phir teri Yaad Ne Cheen Liye Hosh_o_Hawaas....¤
Fana Ho Jaayen Gay Hum Agar Yeh hi siLsiLa Raha....

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Tabeer Hi Sochtey Rahe.....................

Tabeer Hi Sochtey Rahe
Udhoorey Khawabon Ki,,*

Aur neend Aankhon Ki
Dehleez Par Tarpti Reh
Gai...*

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Apni saansen b kar don teri.......................

Apni saansen b kar don teri saanson me muntakil
Is se ziyada tujhe aur kis tarah chahon....

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Fikr e moash.......................

Fikr e moash, matam e janaa or gham e dil
Aaj sab se moazrat k mosam haseen hy...

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Ek samundar hai jo mere kaabu me hai........................

Ek samundar hai jo mere kaabu me hai.
Aur ek katra hai jo mujhse sambhala nahi jaata.
Ek umar hai jo mujhe bitaani hai tere bagair.
Aur ek lamha hai jo mujhse gujara nahi jaata.....

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Hamse Kya Khta Hui Jo Tune.......................

♥ Hamse Kya Khta Hui Jo Tune
Hame Bhula Diya, ♥
♥ Tod Diya Dil Mera Or Labon Ko
Sukha Chood Diya, ♥
♥ Hum Chahte To Hum Bhi Tumhara
Dil Tod Dete, ♥
♥ Lekin Ye Bewfa Humne Tumeh Phir Bhi Apna Samjh Ke Chord Diya.

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Tanhaion main rone ka maza....................

Tanhaion main rone ka
maza
kuch or hai"
"Dilon k tot'ne ki waja kuch
or
hai"
"Na aansu na mout na
zindagi"
"Pyar karne walon ki saza
hi kuch
or hai " ♥

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Qehar hai, mout hai......................

Qehar hai,
mout hai,
Qaza hai ishq..!!

Sach to ya hai bori bala hai ishq..!!

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Tujhse bichre to maloom hua ........................

Tujhse bichre to maloom hua moat kia cheez hai Ghalib

Zindagi to wo thi jo teri mehfil mein guzar aaye ...!!!

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Taskeen-e-Dill K Waste......................

Taskeen-e-Dill K Waste,
Wada To Kijeye..
Wo To Hum Jante Hain,
K Aapsy, Nibhaya Na Jaey Ga..!

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Mujh Se Khafa Ho Ke Chup Chaap.........................

Mujh Se Khafa Ho Ke Chup Chaap Sa Beth Jata Hai
Khud Bhi Jalta Hai Mujhey Bhi Saath Jalata Hai
Us Ko Manatey Hoye Mein Khud Hi Rooth Jayun To
Phir Merey Paas Aa...

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Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko.........................

Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko
Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

Tumhain Manzil Mubarak Ho
Nai Rahein Mubarak Hoon
!♥ ♥ ♥

Magar Phir Ae Mere Humdum
Mujhe Itna To Btla Do!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

K Wapis Kiss Taraf Joun
Kahan Se Sath Lai Thay!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

Mujhe Itna To Smjha Do
Agar Aisa Nahi Mumkin!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

To Mujh Ko Is Trha Toro
K Mai Yaksar Bikhar Joun!♥ ♥ ♥
!♥ ♥ ♥

Bhatakne Se To Behter Hai
Tumhary Pass Mar Joun…!!♥ ♥

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Log Humei'n Pathar Dill Kehtey ..........................

Log Humei'n Pathar Dill Kehtey Hai'n Lekin Wo Jantey Nahi,,,,
Pathar Pey Likhey Naam............................kabhi Mittey Nahi....

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Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur...................

Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur,
.
Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayengezarur ­ ­,
.
Raah me kitne kante q na ho ,
.
Awaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur…

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Raat ke pursakoon lamhoon mein....................

Raat ke pursakoon lamhoon mein

Jab kabhi teri yaad ati hai

Us ghardi Khuda-e-barter se

Teri Khushioon ki bheek mangta hoon

Mein dua goo hoon tere saray ghum

Meri kismat mein saray aa jaien

Mere hisay ki mumkana Khushiyan

Tere hisay mein sari aa jaien.

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Muddat se mera dil hai ki abaad nahi hai......................

Muddat se mera dil hai ki abaad nahi hai,
Honthon pe magar aaj bhi faryad nahi hai,

Aata hai khayalo me mere uska hechehra,
bus us k siwa kuch bhi mujhe yaad nahi hai,

Phirte hai yahan sbhi log sehme hue se,
es shaher me jaise koi azaad nahi hai,

Dekha hai ujarte hue kitne he gharo ko,
hai kaun jo es ishq me barbaad nahi hai,

Ek lehar si uthti hai aaj bhi mere dil me,
es lehar k uthne ka sabab yaad nahi hai...

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Chahat Hai Mout Ki Jo Pas Nhi Aati..................

Chahat Hai Mout Ki Jo Pas Nhi Aati
.
Tamanna Hai Jis Khusi Ki Wo Raas Nahi Aati
.
Udas Ho Gai Zindgi Rote Rote
.
UnKi Kuch Yade Hai Jo Tadpaane Se Baazz Nhi Aat

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Kasam Di Thi Tumne Mujhko.....................

Kasam Di Thi Tumne Mujhko,
Juda Karogi Na Mujhse Khudko,
Jab Mana Tha Tumne Apna,
Toda Phir Mera Kyon Sapna,
Tumko Thi Mujhse Mohabbat,
Kyon Sama Gayi Phir Tum Mein Nafrat,
Yaadein Hai Dil Mein Uthti,
Mujhko Hai Bechain Rakhti,
Tumse Nahi Ab Shikwa,
Nata Ye Mujhse Bikhra,
Aaj Zindagi Ne Roop Hi Badla,
Meri Soch, Adat, Mera Mazaj Hi Badla,
Bas Aaj Ek Baat Kehne Do,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Tanha Rehne Do,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Tanha Rehne Do,
Aaj Ye Baat Kehne Do...

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Hansi Hansi Me Kitno Ko Hansa Diya.....................

Hansi Hansi Me Kitno Ko Hansa
Diya...
Hansi Hansi Me Kitne Gamo Ko
Chupa Diya...

Hans Kar Gaya Hai Koi Hum Par Is
Kadar...
Ki Umar Bhar Ke Liye Hame Hasna
Bhula Diya...

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Kuch khud bhi thay afsurda say.................

Kuch khud bhi thay afsurda say,

Kuch log bhi hum say rooth gaye...

Kuch khud hi zakham k aadi thay,

Kuch sheeshy hath say tot gaye..

Kuch khud bhi thay hasaas bohot,

Kuch apnay moqadar rooth gaye...

Kuch aap ko such say nafrat thi,

Kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye...

Kuch khud bhi itnay mohtaat na thay,

Kuch log bhi hum ko loot gaye...

Kuch talkh hakeekatain then itni,

K khawab hi saray toot gay..

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Ultimate serious...ekdum janleva msg.......................

Ultimate serious...ekdum janleva msg-
Ladka:- Call Recieve kyu nhi kiya
Ladki:- vo me
.
.
.
.
.
.
vo me
.
.
.
.
.
.
Me Ringtone pr Naach rhi thi.....

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Har Love Story me Sister Brother ki..........................

Har Love Story me Sister Brother ki help karti hai,
.
.
Kyuki wo Janti Hai ki Pyar kya hota hai,
.
.
.
And Har Love Story Me Brother Sister ko Danta hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyu ki wo Janta Hai Ki Ladke kaise hote.

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Woh Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein.................

Woh Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein
Jaagte Hai.... Tanha Raato.... Ko..
Sirf Woh hi Bata Sakte Hai Ke
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Kon Se Mobile Ki Battery Aa66i Chalti hai...

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Achhe dost kitni baar bhi rooth.........................

Achhe dost kitni baar bhi rooth jaye unhe mana lena chahiye....
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Kyunki
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Wo saale kamine.....
Humare saare RAAZ jante hai.

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Sab kuch mila.........................

Sab kuch mila.★° ♥
Sukun ki daulat na mili,★° ♥
Ek Tujhko bhool jaane ki.★° ♥
Mohlat na mili,.★° ♥
Karne ko bohot kaam the.★° ♥
Apne liye magar,★° ♥
Humko Tere khayal se.★° ♥
Fursat na mili..★° ♥

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Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar........................

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar
Aasmaan bhi ro padaa
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Jab Larkion kay Number se Bhari hui Sim Gumho gayi.

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Dimag faadu shyri...................

Dimag faadu shyri..
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Ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissing..
.
.ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissing..
.
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abi ap chote ho isliye

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5 Missed Calls From Your....................

5 Missed Calls From Your
Best Frnd Means They
Wanna Hang Out With You..
.
.
5 Missed Calls From Your
Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Means They Miss U...
.
.
But.
.
.
5 Missed Calls From
Home Means...
"Beta Aaj To Band Bajne
Waali Hai..

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Sardar In Hotel.........................

Sardar In Hotel:
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya?
Waiter- Mere Bap!
Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift Hai.

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2 men in a Wedding Function..............

2 men in a Wedding Function:
1st: Lo..! Kuch din Pehly hi
Goad me khela krti thi or Aaj iski
Shadi hy
2nd:
Aap Dulhan k Baap ho.??
1st:Nhi Dulhan ka BOSS....

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Dekhkar tanha......................

Dekhkar tanha
mjse puchha
logo ne....
kaha gaya tera wo
hamsafar...??
tujhe to bohot
maan tha us par...?
MAGAR. . ! !
mere aansuon ne
jawaab diya..
milna qismat....
bichhadna naseeb tha....
wo mujhse itna door
ho gaya....
JITNA. . ! !
wo mere qareeb tha...

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Kasam Se...................

Kasam Se,
Usey Pane Ki Khwahish...
To Bahut Thi.-
;
;
;
Magar
.
-AE DOST-
.
Mujhe UsSe Dur Karne Ki,
Duwa Karne WaLe Zyada NikLe.

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Girlz Status On Fb......................

Girlz Status On Fb
"Wo Bewafa Nikla"
Coments By Guys.
Dear Wo Apke Layek Tha Hi Nhi
Tum Kahan Wo Sala Bandar Kahan
Humne To Pehle Hi Kha Sub Mere
Jaise Nhi Hote
Kabi Hume Try Karke Dekho Pta
Chlega Bhrosa Kya Hai
Jo B Hua Acha Hi Hua Dont
Wory Janu
Guys Status On Fb
"Wo Bewfa Nikli"
Coments By Close Frnds
1 Saley Teri Shakal Hi Gadhe JaisiHai
2 Tere Se Aj Tak Koi Pati Hai?
3 Tujh Jaiso Se B Ladki Pategi
4 Tere Se Kuch Nhi Hoga Dude
Chal Ab Uska No Mujhe De.

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Beti Ka Anokha Bayaan ..............................

Beti Ka Anokha Bayaan ..!
Dear Papa....
Beti Bankar Ayi Hu Ma Baap Ke Jivan Me,
Basera Hoga Kal Mera Kisi Aur Ke Aangan Me,
Kyu Ye Reet "Rab" Ne Banai Hogi,
Kehte Hai Aaj Nahi To Kal Tu Parai Hogi,
Dekhe Janam Paal Poskar Jisne Hame Bada Kiya,
Aur Waqt Aya To Unhi Hatho Ne Hame Vida Kia,
Tut Ke Bikhar Jati He Humari Zindagi Wahi,
Par Phir Bhi Us Bandhan Me
Pyar Mile Zaruri To Nahi,
Kyu Rishta Humara Itna Ajib Hota Hai,
Kya BasYahi Betiyo Ka Nasib HotaHe?

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PayaL Se.....................

PayaL Se
PayaL Ki Zankar Sundar He
Pyar Se
Pyar Ka Anubhav Sundar He
Log Kahte He
Aap Sundar He
Lekin
Apse Jyada
Apka Swabhav Sundar He !

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Aids awareness slogan.....................

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Thursday, 25 April 2013

Aids awareness slogan:
Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool...

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Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here...................

Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigerates from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.

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Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya......................

Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..
Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..
pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!

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Apki zindgi me 5 chize kabhi bhi aa sakti hai......................

Apki zindgi me 5 chize kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
"Hum"
"Humara call"
"Humara sms"
"Humari yaad"
or
"Humari yaad se apke face pe smile"
Dekho Dekho aayi na. Keep smiling.

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Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli...................

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli ,
Company Ne
Socha Achanak Btaya To
Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti
Hai, Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam
Saunpa Ki Aese Btao Ki Wo K hushhi Se Mar NaJaey,Pappu Ne Jaky
Us Ladki ko Bola,
Farz Kro Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka
Inaam Nikly To Kia Krogi? Larki: Ap K Samny Dance
Krongi Ap Se Pyar Krungi, Shadi
Krlongi.Yehi
Nhn.Aadha Inaam Bhi
De duungi.
. . Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya!

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Santa:-Socha tumhe call kar loo..................

Santa:-Socha tumhe call kar loo,
.
tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi.
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Jito:-Aur wo jo mujhse 5 minute pehle lad ke gaye .
they uska kya?
.
Santa:-Oh, phir ghar ka no. lag gaya.

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2 ENGINEERING ke student raat kostudy karte hue .............................

2 ENGINEERING ke student raat kostudy karte hue ..
.
1st student yaar kitne baje hain??
2nd ne 1 pathar utha kar
samane wale ghar par maara ..
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1 aurat nikli or boli
Kamino ab to sooo jao raat ke
ponay 3 baj gaye hain..
.
That's Engineering logic

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1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the......................

1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

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Husabnd:"Janu Ek Kiss Kar Lu...................

Husabnd:"Janu Ek Kiss Kar Lu.. ??
.
Wife:"Nahi,,
Husband:"Saree La Dunga,,
Wife:"Bilkul Nahi,,
Husband:"Jwelle ­-Ry La Dunga,,
Wife:"Ek Baar Bola Na Nahi,,
Pass Me Soya Hua Beta Bola,,
.
.
"Meri Le Lo Cycle Hi La Dena":p:d :O :D
Hahahaha Bachha Rocks

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AJAB PREMI KI GAZAB KAHANI.........................

AJAB PREMI KI GAZAB KAHANI
Samosa Said 2 Aloo:
Jab Main Fry Hota Hun To Tumhe
Cover Kar K Garam Oil Se Bacha
Leta Hu Bcoz I Luv U :)
Aloo Said:
Jab Log Tumhe Fry Hone K Foran
Bad Khate H To Main Unka Muh
Jala Deti Hun Bcoz
I Love U Too
:)
Inki Luv Story Pe Na Jaiye,
Samosa Thanda Hi Khaiye..

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Pyar vo hain Jo Jazbaat ko Samje .....................

Pyar vo hain Jo Jazbaat ko Samje ♥
Mohobbat vo hain Jo Ehsas ko Samje ♥
Milte hain Jaha Me Bohut Apna Kehne Wale ♥
Par Apna To vo hain Jo Bina Kahe Hi Har Baat ko Samje ♥

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Man:" is there any medicine for long life ??

Man:" is there any medicine for long life ??
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Doctor:" get married
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Man:" will it help ??
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Doc:" no, but it will avoid such thoughts..

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Usne Mera Haath Pakda Tha....................

Usne Mera Haath Pakda Tha,
::
Uss Paar Jane Ke Liye.....
::
Aur Meri Ek Hi Tamannaa Thi Ki,
::
Kabhi Kinaara Hi Na Aaye...

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In a Grammar class...............

In a Grammar class :
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Teacher:- "HE does not like girls"
What is 'He' in this sentence. . ??
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Student :- Gay. . .

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Matlabi Duniya Ke Log Khade Hai.................

Matlabi Duniya Ke Log Khade Hai,
::
Hatho Me Patthar Lekar...
::
Mai Kaha Tak Bhagu,
::
Shishe Ka Muqqadar Lekar.

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Santa Banta Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The.............

Santa Banta Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The..
Tabhi Sher Aa Gaya..
Santa:- Tu Dar Raha H.
Banta:-nahi To
Santa:-to Saale Apani Dho Meri Kyo Dho Raha H.

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Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun ??

Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun ??
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Ans:" Dhobi

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar
Bol Sakta Hai Sahib Bibi Ji
Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe..
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Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu..

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Santa In Lift................

Santa In Lift..
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Girl : Mehnga Perfume
Laga K Lift Me Ayi,
.
Or
.
Santa Ko Akad K Boli
Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)
.
.
2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen
Perfume"rs.7000 .. :)
.
.
Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or
Khuch Smell Aayi
Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda
.
Or
.
Santa
Ko Dekhne Lagi... :
.
.
Santa With Smile:-
"Muli"14 Rupey Kilo.....
Santa Madhosh
Ladkia Behosh.

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Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye.................

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!

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Teri sula ke lu......................................

Teri sula ke lu,
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya thujhe ker lu khada,
Ya fir jhuka-jhuka ke lu,
.
.
.
Ab tu hi bata teri.........
Photo kaise lu.

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Up me bacho ke sir neme........................

Up me bacho ke sir neme.
Bacha ager
1 baap ka ho to singal
2 baap ka ho to dubey
3 baap ka ho tiwari
4 baap ka to chaturvedi
5 baap ka pandye
sab ka ho to misra ji
aur baap ka pata na hoto gupta ji

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Breaking news: Ek bache ne Idea...................

Breaking news: Ek bache ne Idea cellular ki
advertisement dekh kar apne parents ka mobile
inter-change kar diya.......
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Next week they got Divorced...

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Patni mobile To......................

Patni mobile To
pati sim card
dono mele to howa richerj
beta howa to incoming
beti howi to out going
to wins howe to bonash taktime
kuch na howa to netwar parblam.

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Ghor Kalyug..................

Ghor Kalyug-
Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.
Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya?
Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .

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Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi....................

Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
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Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata

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Santa:india gate ke samne....................

Santa:india gate ke samne p.m. Nikamma hai ke nare laga raha tha
police ne aakar usse pakad liya
santa:are main to amerika ke p.m.ko kah raha tha
police:sale hame banata hai hame pata hai kounsa p.m. Nikamma hai

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Mat Puchna Ush Kagaz Ka Hal.....................

Mat Puchna Ush Kagaz Ka Hal,
Jish Par Ham Dil E Byan Likhtey Hein,
Vo Klam Bhi Kitni Deewani Hai,
Jish Se Hum Aap Ka Nam Likhtey Hein

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Gf- m just too fed up frm our ...................

♥Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u .
Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate . Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go,
mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke :) .
Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe ;)

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"Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi..............

"Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi
Jaane Wali Thi Faraz'' !!
Achanak Yaad Aya.
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh
Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.

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Girl- (In A Party) Excuse Me..................

Girl- (In A Party) Excuse Me..
Mere Hath Men Plate Hy,
To Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se
Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho..?
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Boy- (Khush Hote Hoye) Han Bolo Kya Hatana He..?
.
Girl- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazren..

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2 Larkeyan Dareya Par Nangi ....................

2 Larkeyan Dareya Par Nangi Naha Rahi Theen

Un Men Se Ek Boli Ap Ki Choot Par
Tu Bal Hen Meri Par Tu Naheen

Dusri Ne Jawab Diya Kya Ap Ne Kabhi
Chalti Sadak Par Ghas Dekhi Hae

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Boy to girl:Likhe jo KHAT tujhe...................

Boy to girl:Likhe jo KHAT tujhe
Woh teri YAAD me,
Sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me,
Sawera jab hua to JUTE pad gye,
Wo "FANAA" wale baal "GHAJNI" me badal gaye.

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Aap ne mujhko dekha.................

Aap ne mujhko dekha.
Fir aap mere peeche aye.
Ate gaye Fir.. Fir.. Fir..
Kya Mujhe 1 rupya dena hi pada.

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Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de...................

Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de
.
.
Thakur:Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,
Mobile se majak masti nhi,
Facebok chalu h or Bsnti online he. . !

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Na hawa hai na saya hai..................

Na hawa hai na saya hai
Ehsas hum hi ko aaya hai
Hame bhi yaad kar ke dekho kamino,
Company ne ye MOBAILE sirf
Girlfrnd k liye nahi banaya hai..

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Colgate se daat saf karne ka...................

Colgate se daat saf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka,
To bindas harpic use karneka.

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Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me..................

Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me,
Principal Doob Raha Tha...
Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga.
.
..
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Kal Chhuti...!
kal Chhuti....!

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Ek sarabi ek din sarab peekar ghar aaya.......................

Ek sarabi ek din sarab peekar ghar aaya
Aur apni biwi se bola agar mere hath me
Es desh ki sarkar ho to mai es desh ki
Takdeer badal sakta hu.
Wife:haramkhor pahle apni pant to badal le
Jo subah se meri salwar pahan ke ghum raha hai..

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SMS na karne walo k liye song..................

SMS na karne walo k liye song
Agar tum mil jao,
To taange
Tod denge hum,
Tumhe paa kar
Tumhare peeche
Kutte chhod denge HUM.
Bus.! tum mil to jaao.

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Dad-beta batao jaan kahan se nikalti hai?

Dad-beta batao jaan kahan se nikalti hai?
Beta- khirki se.
Dad- woh kaise?
Beta- kal didi ek larke se keh rahi thi,
Jaan khirki se nikal jao

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Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye.................

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Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye...
..
Papa: Waiter,
..
1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao...
..
Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa?
Aap bhi Beer pijiye na !

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Chota Santa: Aunty Is Bar To Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga...................

Chota Santa: Aunty Is Bar To Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga.
.
Aunty: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala.
.
Chota Santa: Aap Ki Phatti Hui
Shalwar Se Mujhe Us Ki
.
Moonchein
.
Nazar Aa Rahi Hai.

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Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua.....................

Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha:
Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho Sharabi Chillaya:
Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya

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Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi karli.............

Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi karli..
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Murga:"Hum mar gye the kya.. ??
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Murgi:"Me to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi par..

Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho... :p :O :D
Oh man

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Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge....................

Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge?
.
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Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga.
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Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge?
.
.
.
Husband :
"JISKO MILE USKI"

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3 Possible Reasons When a Man Opens..................

3 Possible Reasons When a Man Opens the Car Door For Wife

1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New.
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.

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Research ke mutabik ladkian................

Research ke mutabik ladkian
ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti

hai Aapko pata hai kaise.. ??
.
.
.
Nahi pata
.
.
Main bata deta hoon aapko
.
.
Kyun ki
.
.
.
.
.
.
100 mein se 10
Ladkiyan naturally
khoobsurat hoti hai
.
.
Aur baki
.
.
Apni Mehnat se…:

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Evolution of girls..................

Evolution of girls :D :P

1980 - Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me

1990 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me

2000 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna

2005 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi :P

2013 – Sub Kuch Karo,
Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata !!

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kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the.....................

kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the...

Raste me ek pari milti hai,

Pari:" ek-ek wish batao mainpoori karugi.."

1st:" Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.."

Pari ne kar diya..

2nd:" mujhe bhi aisa kar do.."
Pari ne kar diya..
.
.
.
.
3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola...
.
.
"Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo...

Moral:" Har ek Friend kamina hota hai..

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human's_world I'm A Cheater..............

human's_world
I'm A Cheater,
But I Don't Cheat Humanity.
I Hate Studies,
But Luv Technology.
I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers.
World Can't Change Me,
But I Can Change Da World.
I Don't Have Books In Hand,
But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.
I'm Da Rarest Race On Earth..
Meet Me
I'm A Last Bench Student :)!!!!
Share itttt back benchersss ♥

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jo student top kare wo ...................

jo student top kare wo
"student of the year"
Aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
"student of the next year"
Think hatke jiyo datke

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ek bacche ne latest model ki .......................

ek bacche ne latest model ki watch peheni thi use dekh kar ek uncle ne bola beta tumhari ghadi to bohot achi hai kya ye time batati hai
boy said ye khud nhi batati mujhe dekhna padhta ha

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Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora.................

Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or
.
.
Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye.
.
.
Sales Man - But Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam?
.
.
Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe ComputerMe
.
.
Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.

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Agar movie ka naam "StudentOf The Year"...................

Agar movie ka naam "StudentOf The Year" ki jagah"Principal Of The Year" hota..
.
.
to kya kaha jata short me..??
.
Agar student of the year ko ''SOTY, kehte hain to Principal Of The Year ko kehte
.
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.
.
.
.
.
POTY...

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Pappu apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date.................

Pappu apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date
pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling....
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..

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Special Request for Girls.....................

Special Request for Girls
.
.
.
Kripya facebook pe apne name kay aage "Angel, Princess, Sweet,
Lovely..."etc...
Naa Lagaye...
.
.
.
.
Kyuki Aap Logo Ki Shakal Dekhne Ke
Baad ladko ka Princess aur angels par se vishwas uthta jaa raha hai...:p :O :D :D
Thank You.

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Choti si Pogo Story :-D.................

Choti si Pogo Story :-D
.
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha,
To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye,
Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha
“Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu MeraBeta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“

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YE EK TRUE incident-hai.....................

YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July'11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
.
Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
.
ko
.
zabardasti
.
.
.
"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.

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Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se...................

Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se
Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat
Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh
Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat
Phool Ho Wo Le Aao."
Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai
Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti
Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se
Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein
Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi,
Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga
Jab Laut Kar Aai To
Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha
"Buzurg Ne Kaha-
"Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai
Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati
Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B
Hath Nahi Aata...

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SaNTa:OyE Tu LaDKi................

SaNTa:OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi Hai?
Banta:RaNg Se KaLi Hai AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi Hai
SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo
"BLaCK-BeHRRy" Hai.

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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rhee…....................

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rhee…
.
.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
.
.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann mohgayaa…
.
.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina padhe so gaya

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Santa - Very Tasty.................

Santa - Very Tasty,
Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer
kha Kr majja Aa gaya.
:
:
:
Banta - Agar Billi muhn nhi marti to Kheer or
bhi achi banti.

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Namaskaar - Subah Aaj Tak ..................

Namaskaar -
Subah Aaj Tak me apka swagat hai.
Mukhya Samachar -
Gud morning & Hav a nice day.
Tapman - Aaj bhi Sms ki barish jari rahegi.
Call ke badal chaye rahenge.
Kahin kahin missed call bhi hone ki sambhavna hai.
Din me ek do bar vibration ke jathke lagenge.
Kripya mobile wale apna khayal rkhe...

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TEACHER - pani me rahane wale 6jiv jantuo ke naam batao ...................

TEACHER - pani me rahane wale 6jiv jantuo ke naam batao .
.
BOY - mendak
.
TEACHER - 5 NAAM OR BATAO ....
.
BOY- mendak ki mummy, mendak ka papa, mendak ki behan, mendak ka bhai, or mendak ki GF..
.
Ho Gaye na Sir Ji 6 Jivo K Naam.

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RIP ENGLISH.................

RIP ENGLISH...
Wife(in a romantic mood):
Janu Ek Puppy do na!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu:" Uff, Fashion Dekho...
Ghar me khane ko Paise nhi hain
aur is ko Kutte ka pilla
chahiye...

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Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi.................

"Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi
Jaane Wali Thi Faraz'' !!
Achanak Yaad Aya.
.
.
.
.
Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh
Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.

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Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge...................

Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge?
.
.
Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga.
.
Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge?
.
.
.
Husband :
"JISKO MILE USKI".

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Chota Santa: Aunty Is Bar To ApKo Larka.......................

Chota Santa: Aunty Is Bar To ApKo Larka Hi Hoga.
.
Aunty: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala.
.
Chota Santa: Aap Ki Phatti Hui
Shalwar Se Mujhe Us Ki
.
Moonchein
.
Nazar Aa Rahi Hai.

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Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To...................

Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To,
:
Ap Kya Krte Ho?
:
Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith JataHu
:
Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To?
:
Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.

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Santa Gave A Secret Password......................

Santa Gave A Secret Password For
E-Banking "Ram-sita-laxman
hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali
vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"
Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password??
Santa- Kya Karoon?
Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password Me
Minimum 8 Characters,
1 Capital Aur
Ek Special Character Zaroori Hai..

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Banta:yaar santa...................

Banta:yaar santa,
agar Maa ke kadmo me Jannat hoti h to
Naani ke kadmo mekya hoti h?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa (thodi der sochne k baad

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Girls ka group waterfall dekhne kliye gaya................

Girls ka group waterfall dekhne kliye gaya...
Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,
Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,
Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum
is waterfall ki awaz bade aram sesun sakte h..
Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe
Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake

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College wali... Masaledar hoti hai....................

College wali... Masaledar hoti hai.
Office wali... Sweet hoti hai
Ghar wali... Fikki hoti hai
Hotel wali... Mast hoti hai
5 Star wali... Mehangi hoti hai,
Nukkad wali..... Unhygenic hoti hai
Lekin ek baat hai yaaar...
.
Chai akhir..... chai hoti hai.....
Soch badlo, desh badlega..

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1 bar ek kutea ko 1 murge se pyar......................

1 bar ek kutea ko 1 murge se pyar ho jata hai..
fer oun dono ke shade ho jate hai..thore daer bar murge k bacha hota hai....
bachea ka ser ada kute ka ho ada insan kar hota hai..
kutaa os ko dakh kar chok jata hai...or
murgi se puch ta hai..murgi khate hai

ajab pyar ke gagab khani

hahahahaha

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santa ek baar........................

santa ek baar
samunder mein doob
rha hota hai...uske
hath ek fish aa jati
hai..
wo fish ko bahar fek k
kehta hai main to mar
rha hoon tu bahar jaa
k apni jaan bacha..

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Girl after kissing her boylfriend.................

Girl after kissing her
boylfriend....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl - Thank u baby..aaj tak maine
aise kiss nahi kia
.
.
nd
janu pata hai tumhara chewin-
gum mere muh me aa gaya :P:P
awwww
.
.
.
boy - This is not chewing gum
my love,
I’m suffering from cough

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Kamina baccha......................

Kamina baccha
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
Haath Daale Jaa Rahe The..
.
.
.
Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur
Bola:
.
.
.
.
Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast
Thi.

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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari...................

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji ka intajaam ho jayega.

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Usny Kaha.......................

Usny Kaha , , ,
Me B Kharidar Hun Me B Kharidun Gi
Pyar Kahan Bikta H Pata Btado
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hm Ne B Bata Diya
.
Www.olx.com
Yaha Sb Kch Bikta Hai.

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Ek Bar Rajnikant Ne Ek Cooking....................

Ek Bar Rajnikant Ne Ek Cooking
Champion Me Hisa Liya
.
Unhe To Jitna Hi Tha
.
Sochye Rajnikant Ne Finale Me,
Kon Si Diss Banai Hogi :-
.
.
.
.
Sochie
.
.
.
Lal Mirchi Ki Mithi Khir....!

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Man Offering A Drink To A Lady InBar......................

Man Offering A Drink To A Lady InBar
Lady: “No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs”
Man: “Legs? That Is Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell?”
Lady: “No, They Spread“

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Ek dost ne kaha.....................

Ek dost ne kaha:" kya
chahiye.. ??
.
.
.
Dusra dost:" teri jaan..
.
.
.
Agle hi din uski dead body
ke paas 1 letter
mila jisme likha tha, 'Pagal jaan
Bhi Koi Mangne Ki
Chiz Thi ho gaya na akela

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Phone ke rishte Bhi Ajeeb hote H....................

Phone ke rishte Bhi Ajeeb hote H
=
Balance rakhkar Bhi Log garib hote H
=
Khud to msg karte nhai H
=
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote h.?

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maha faduu joke .......................

maha faduu joke .. ;)
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota,
baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne
bhagwan ka
shukrya kiya aur dukaan se
surf lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se
badal garajney
lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki
taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
.
.
.
.
mai to biscuit lene aaya
hu...!!

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Boss:mere liye ek shisha le ke........................

Boss:mere liye ek shisha le ke
aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh
saku.!
Santa:nahi mila sir, Sab
shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhayi de raha tha

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Saara Shehar Meri Deewangi......................

Saara Shehar Meri Deewangi Say Waqif Raha Magr,
Ik Shakhs Ki Aankhon Say Be-Aitbaari Na Gayi…!!

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1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din........................

1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H,
Writer- 6 Months
Doctor- 2 Months
Lawyer- 1 Month
Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta dete hai..,

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Question.......................

Question:-
Ye Pyar Kab Hota Hai...???
Ans:-
Jab Raahu Ketu Aur Shani Ki Dasha Kharab Ho Aapka Mangal Kamjor Ho Aur Bhagwan Maje Lene Ke Mud Me ho

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1 candy hoti h Rs 1 ki....................

1 candy hoti h Rs 1
ki,
1 gulab hota h Rs 10
ka,
1 car hoti h Rs 5
Laakh ki,
Lekin.
1 dost hota hai
"ARBO KA"
Bde mehnge ho yaar!
msg karoge ya bech
du..

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a b c d e f g h........................

a b c d
e f g h
i * * *
* * * *
* * * *
u v w x
y z
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
dekha !!!
i and u
ke beech mein jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala..!!

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life me kabi kisi ko ....................

life me kabi kisi ko kam mat samjo,
kyuki 1 cheti aapke bum ko kat le to aap cheti ke bum ko nahi kat sakte
like this

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Husband : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi.................

Husband : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi Kaam Karta Hu To Meri Biwi bich me Aa Jati Hai

Dost : Yaar, Tu Truck Chalaa Kar Dekh, Shaayad Qismat Saath De De...! =

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Double Insult .....................

Double Insult :P
Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!
.
(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*
Boy: No !!! :

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Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy .....................

Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain.,

B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.,

Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere Bary Mein, Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey.
Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon.,

B0y=
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oye chal ja apna kam kar Chudail ...
Mujhe"PAPER"ki Tension Lagi padhi hai or tujhe apni Ishaq ki .......

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Girl: But hum to parson hi mile....................

Girl: But hum to parson hi mile
hain!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal
barson hai Pinky......
Girl: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai??
main to nisha hun!!
Boy: Tumse bat karke mai to sab
bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho na??
Boy: Gharwale to aseem bulate
hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain
tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai na??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi hai…

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Pappu Bhikhari.........................

Pappu Bhikhari (Car me bethi
lady se):"Madam 10 Rs
dedo..
Lady ne paise de diye..
Pappu Bhikhari jane laga tabi
lady boli:" Baba Dua To Dete Jao..
.
.
.
.
Pappu Bhikhari:" Car Me To Baithi Hai Moti....Ab Kya
"Rocket Pe Baithegi"

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Height of Flirting...................

:::: Height of Flirting ::-
Gal calls a boy :
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi
ata pata nahi!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain
aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi
nahi!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai
barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile
hain!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal
barson hai Pinky.

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2 Aurten 1 ped (tree) k neeche bethi kafi...................

2 Aurten 1 ped (tree) k neeche bethi kafi
dair se baate kr rahi thi k achanak
Ped se 1 Aam gira
.
.
Pehli Aurat - Ye Aam kese gira?
.
.
Dusri Aurat kuch bolne hi wali thi k
Aam khud hath jod kr bola - Pak gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten
sun sun kar :

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Santa:Yaar,banta tujhe terna aata hai.......................

Santa:Yaar,banta tujhe terna aata hai?
.
Banta:No yaar nahi aata.
.
Santa:Tere se achchha to ye dogi hai jise terna aata hai!
.
Banta:Aur tujhe aata hai?
.
Santa:Ha,aata hai na,me tere jaisa nahi hu!
.
Banta:To fir tere me aur dogi me fark bhi kaha raha !
Hahahahaha...Thoko Like..By-Prince Suhel

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Ek High Court Ka Vakil Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki.......................

Ek High Court Ka Vakil Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki Jungle Ke Raste Meun Uski Car Kharab Ho Gayi.
Door Tak Nazar Daudayi To Ek Jagah Bulb Jalta Dikhai Diya, Vakil Raat Wahi Gujarne Ke Irade Se Udhar Chal Pada.
Knock Kiya To Andar Se Aurat Ki Aawaz Aay: “Kaun Hai?”
Vakil : “Main High Court Ka Vakil Hun,Meri Car Kharab Ho Gayi Hai So Main Raat Gujarna Chahta HunYaha”
Darwaja Khula Aur Saamne Ek HotAurat Khadi Thhi
Aurat: “Mere Paas Ek Hi Room Hai Aur Bed Bhi Ek Hai”

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Pyaar ladko ko bhi......................

Pyaar ladko ko bhi
chahiye, aur ladkiyo
ko bhi...:))
.
.
Diff.. is dat...
ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki
movies wala
chahiye..
.
.
.
.
.
And ladko ko...
.
.
.
Imran harami ki movies
wala
chahiye.

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Ek baar jackie chan ki biwi mar gayi..................

Ek baar jackie chan ki biwi mar gayi.
Pappu ko pata nahi chala ki wo usse kya kahe???
Phir bahut der sochne ke baad bola,".
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hota hai yaar chinese thi aur kitne din chalti???

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Kya aapko pata h duniya ka sabse....................

Kya aapko pata h duniya ka sabse
pehla jahaaz kahan uda tha
.
.
.
Janiye is chhote se break k baad.
.
.
.
Surf exel-daag achhe hain.
.
.
.
.
Rupa front line-raho sabse aage.
.
.
.
.
.
Asli masale sach sach-
MDH, MDH
.
.
.
Washing powder washing powder nirma
Nirmaaaaaa
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Laila ko
karna tha impress
majnu ne khai minto Fresh.
.
.
.
.
Hi handsome Hi handsome
Hi handsome
fair and handsome cream
for mens

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Saali:" jeeja ji plz mujhy 500 rupeyde do...................

Saali:" jeeja ji plz mujhy 500 rupeyde do me agley hafte de dun gi
.
.
.
.
.
jeeja:" tum 1000 lelo magar abhi do .
.
Jinko samaj me aaya wo "Like" Thoko baki bacche pogo mat dekho kabhi samajhne ki koshish bhi karo..

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2 kids were lying........................

2 kids were lying
together on a bed
sharing the same
blanket.
1st: Mai ek ladka ho.
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjh nahi pta.
1st: Acha w8 (ye keh
kr wo blanket k andar
gaya aur thodi dair bad
nika) "tm ladki ho"
2nd: Tmhai kesay pata
1st: Q k mai ny blue
socks pehnay hain aur
tm nay pink.
APNI SOCH SAAF
KARO !

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Aunty chote puppy se: Oye hoye......................

Aunty chote puppy se:
Oye hoye!
kitna sona doggy hai!
Umma.. Mmuuahh..
Mmmmaaahh..!
Pappu : Par Aunty..
Anty: Oye kiss karne
de!
Muuaaaahh..
Muuaaahh..
Mmmuuaaahh..!! :* :*
Pappu : Par Aunty iska muh
idhar nai dusri taraf hai!

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Pappu SHRABI- Agr mere hath...................

Pappu SHRABI- Agr mere hath me SARKAR
ho to me DESH ki takdir badal dunga......
WIFE- Haramkhor phle apna pajama to
badal le, subah se meri SALVAR pehan
k ghum raha hai.

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Ek Din Pati Aur Patni Mein Apne ......................

Ek Din Pati Aur Patni Mein Apne Bachhe Pappu Ko Leke Bahas ChalRahi Thi,
Dono Is Baat Pe Jhagad Rahe TheKi Unka Ladka Kis Se Jyada Pyar Karta Hai, Maa Se Ya Baap Se.
Akhir Dono Ne Faisla Kara Ki, Wo Pichhe Se Uspe Ek Pathar Fenkenge.
Agar Vo Chillaya “Haaye Mummy” To Maa Ki Jeet Hogi.
Aur Agar Vo Chillaya “Haaye Papa” To Baap Ki Jeet Hogi.
Unhone Ped Ke Piche Se Chup KarPark Mein Beithe Bachhe Ko Ek Pathar Maara.
Bachha Chilla Kar Bola: “Kon Hai Be, Bose DK ?

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Facebook addiction.....................

*Facebook addiction*
"Aapka beta kya karta hai?" - "JiB.Tech
kar li. Ab Page admin hai aur memes bnaata hai
"
Aur aapki beti?" - "CA clear nahi hua.
Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai "

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Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss...................

Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Kyoki wo kha kar aayi thi
"Bingo red chili chips..

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Ek admi apne dost k ghr gya....................

Ek admi apne dost k
ghr gya,
bel bjane pe Papu
bahar aaya .
.
Admi Beta apne papa
ko bulao .
Pappu Ji wo nhi hai,
wo bazar gye hai.
.
Admi Acha to bade
bhai ko bulao.
Papu Wo apne dosto
k sath cricket
khelne gya hai,
.
Admi Acha apk
mumy to ghr pe
hongi.
Papu Nhi wo apni
saheliyo k sth picnic
pe gyi hai.
.
Admi chidd kar guse
me bola Abe To tu
akela ghr pe kya kar
rha hai,
tu b kahi chala jata :p
.
Pappu :- Haan,
tabhi to mai yaha apne
dost k ghar aaya hu.

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Lady Beggar: A bhaiya.........................

Lady Beggar: A
bhaiya 1 rupya dede
3 din se bhuki hu.
Pappu: 3 din se bhuki
h to 1 rupye ka kya
karegi?
Lady: Wazan
dekhungi kitna ghat
gaya hai

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Gullu bhai pehli baar plane me baithe......................

Gullu bhai pehli baar plane me baithe..
Jaise hi plane ka samne ka paiyya(tyre) upar utha,
Gullu bhai pilot ko maarne lage orbole: Baigan meri pehle se ich FatiPadi hai aur tu wheelinga maar rare zaleel.....

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Pappu Apne Dost K Ghr Se................

Pappu Apne Dost K Ghr Se
Apne Ghar Jane Laga
To
Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . .
Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao
Barish Bohat Tez He
Pappu : Ok
.
.
Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or
Dkha To Pappu Ghayab Tha.
1 Ghante Bad Pappu Bheegta HuaAya Or
Kehne Laga. . .
'Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane
Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se
Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga'

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ARZ KIYA HAI,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

............ARZ KIYA HAI.............
Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me.
Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me .
Ki cheenti bhi ab kheench le jati hain char payi se,..?

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Hausle Sare Azma Baithe.................

Hausle Sare Azma Baithe..
Hum Zamane K Gum Utha Baithe,
Jiski Chahat Me Umar Bhar Tadpe..
Uski Shadi Me Dusri Ladki Pata Baithe.

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Pyar mein duniya khoobsurat lagti hai.....................

Pyar mein duniya khoobsurat lagti hai,
Dard mein duniya dushman lagti hai,
Aap jaise dost jindgi mein ho toh
Paani ki boonde bhi hume
"HAYWARDS 5000" lagti hain...

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Girl to her Blind Boyfrnd...............

Girl to her Blind Boyfrnd..
Kash tum dekh sakte
Me kitni Khubsurat hu
Boy: Itni Khubsurt hoti to kya
Aankh wale tujhe mere lie chhod jate.
Andha hu pagal nahiiiii..!!!

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Premi apne premika ki...............

Premi apne premika ki
Zulfon me aisa khoya
Ke
.
Behosh ho gaya.
.
Jab hosh aya to romantic hokr pucha..
.
.
Jaan!
.
.
KASSAM SE
Nahati kyon nhi ho!!!

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Result agar acha ho.......................

Result agar acha ho:
Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai
Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi
kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai
B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain

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Mareez:" Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush .......................

Mareez:" Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon, Neend sukoon se aati hai,
.
.
Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai, Har kaam main Dil bhi Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi..
.
Aisa kiyon hai ??
.
.
Doctor:" Mein aap ki Bimari samajhgaya hoon..
.
Aap ki zindagi me
Vitamin "she'' ki kami hai...

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1 Ladki Chai bnani thi......................

1 Ladki Chai bnani thi
Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,
Phir usne apne kapde uttare
.
.
.
.
Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi.
Apni Soch ko badlo Kmino.

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Things to Learn Frm SRK Muvie........................

Things to Learn Frm SRK
Muvie
Kuch Kuch hota hai:
DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL
KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI
BETI SE
PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum:
NAUKAR KI BETI
SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna:
DUSARO KI BIWI SE
PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI
BETI SE
PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL
KATANE
WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI
MANGETAR SE
PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE
PYAAR Mai Hoon na:
TEACHER SE PYAAR
Note - SRK teaches us
how to manage
external affairs.

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Aaj-Kal k Kamine bacch..................

*Aaj-Kal k Kamine
bacche*
must read....
Baccha: Mom mai kaise
paida hua..?
.
.
Mom: Aasmaan se Ek
Pari aai wo tumhe meri
Goad me rakh k chali
gyi...
.
.
Baccha: Kyun.? Ab wo
Suhaag Raat wala
system khatam ho gya
kya..?

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1 Ladki ke sar me dard Tha.....................

1 Ladki ke sar me dard
Tha.
Usne Apne boyfriend
ko Bataya.
Boyfriend Ne uske
Mathe pe Kiss
kiya Or kaha- Abhi
Thik ho
Jayega.
Ye Dekh kar 1 Budhe
ne Puchha-
“Beta, Bawasir ka bhi
ilaaj krte Ho kya ??

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Pappu Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga......................

Pappu Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad
"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
.
.
Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

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When Steve Jobs died.....................

When Steve Jobs died,
news channels ran
snippets on his life all
day
.
.
.
.
When Shammi Kapoor
died, we were l
bombarded with clips
from his old movies.
.
.
.
.
When Jagjit Singh died,
we could hear nothing
but his old ghazals all
day across all channels
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Intezaar toh ab bas
Sunny Leone k marne
ka hai

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Pankaj Udas : Ye daulat bhi lelo......................

Pankaj Udas : Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shaurat bhi lelo,
ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shaurat bhi lelo.
Pappu : Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo

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Ek Ladki, ek din Art.................

Ek Ladki,
ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur
Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?
Maalik : Meri Maa
Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa,
Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.

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Girls Collage me Strike ho gayi........................

Girls Collage me Strike ho gayi,
.
.
.
.
.
Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai...
Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the..
.
.
.
.
.
Girls Naare lagate huye.. "HAMARI MAANGE"
.
.
.
.
Piche se Awaaz Aayi,
"SINDUR SE BHARO"
"SINDUR SE BHARO....

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Pappu ka Padosi Mar Gaya.....................

Pappu ka Padosi Mar Gaya:"Wo Uske
Ghar Gaya or Pucha:"Body Aa Gayi
Kya.. ??
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa
Gayi..
.
Pappu:"Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..

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A Boy sends a friend request to a........................

A Boy sends a friend request
to a
girl on Facebook :-
.
.
.
Girl - kaun ho tum ??
.
.
Boy - Hasrat tumhari
.
.
Girl - Chate kya ho ?
.
.
Boy - Mohhabat tumhari...
.
.
Girl - Pachtaonge tum
.
.
Boy - Kismat hamari
.
.
.
Girl - Married hoon main
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy - Toh status single se
hata

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GF: waqt ane pe pata chalegi tmhe .......................

GF: waqt ane pe pata chalegi tmhe apne ap, jb mai chali jaungi ( Kbhi nai jayegi )
BF: accha, to mai wait krta hun sahi waqt ka
GF: tm serious kb hoge
BF: ab kya hospital mai admit ho jaun serious hone k liye
GF: go to hell
BF: dnt cal me again
AFTER 3 HOURS
GF: tmhe pta hai na mai tmhre bina nai reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love u my baby
BF: (Sab bhool kar) accha fir i luv u tooo
GF: itna sad kyn sound kara?
READ IT AGAIN FROM TOP, SAME HI HOGA!

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3 boys proposed a girl.....................

3 boys proposed a girl
.
1st: Mai tumhare liye
Apni jaan de sakta hu
.
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain
.
2nd: Mai tumhare liye
Chand taare todkar la sakta hu
.
Girl: Purana dialogue hai
.
3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr
Petrol dalwaunga
.
.
.
Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai muje.

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Pulse polio team ghar aai...................

Pulse polio team ghar aai.
Santa to wife: Bandooq or Kartoos kaha hai !!??
Team bhagi, Piche se Santa ne awaj di,
Ruko oye ruko 'Ye humare bacchon ke naam hai..!!!'

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Baaton Ke Sher Bano...............

Baaton Ke Sher Bano:-
Chahe tum ek number ke darpoke ho,
lekin jab usse baat karo to aise karo jaise tum is duniya ke sabsebade dabbang aadmi ho.

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Poke Naamak Yantra Ka Bharpoor Upyog Karo....................

Poke Naamak Yantra Ka Bharpoor Upyog Karo:-
Jitni bhi ladkiyan tumhe dikhein, chahe wotumhari friend list mein hon ya nahi,
har ek ko poke kar daalo,
jiska-jiska poke waapas aaya samjho waha sambhavna poori hai.

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Apni Photo Na Lagakar Kisi Angrez Ki Photo Lago........................

Apni Photo Na Lagakar Kisi Angrez Ki Photo Lago:-
Aajkal ki ladkiyan angrezon ki photo lagane wale ladko ko
bada hosiyaar aur samajhdaar samajhtihain,
atah turant apni photo hatalo aur kisi gore chitte angrezki photo laga daalo.

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Hamare purush bhakton ne ye sochkar facebook.....................

Hamare purush bhakton ne ye sochkar facebook mein apna account banaya tha ki
wo bhi kisiladki ko patane ka karnama kar sakenge, kintu unhe safalta nahi mili.
Aur hamare hote hue hamarebhakt safal na hon ye ho sakta hai?
Isiliye hum le aaye hain 10 laajawaab tarike,
jinse ladki to kya uski saheli bhi patgi.

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Mobile Number Milte Hi 100 Ka Recharge Karva Do...................

Mobile Number Milte Hi 100 Ka Recharge Karva Do:-
Jaise hi dostiaage bade aur ladki apna numbertumhe de,
sabse pehle uska phone kam se kam 100 se recharge kara daalo.
Paise mein badi taakat hoti hai bhakton, uske baad dekho kamaal.

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Din Mein Kam Se Kam 5 Angrezi Gaane Share Karo...................

Din Mein Kam Se Kam 5 Angrezi Gaane Share Karo:-
Chahe tumhe angrezi gaane samajh mein na aate hon,
phir bhi din mein kam se kam 5-10 angrezi gaane post karte jao,
use lagna chahiye ki tum lambi race ke ghode ho.

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Duniya Ka Sabse Shareef Insaan Banne........................

Duniya Ka Sabse Shareef Insaan Banne Ka Dhong Karo:-
Chahe tum kitne hi bade dhokebaaz kyun na ho,
kintu facebook mein ladki se dosti hotehi usse aise
baatein karo jaise tum is duniya ke sabse shareef insaan ho.
Aur tum hi uske sapho ke rajkumar ho

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Paisa Fek Tamasaha Dekh...................

Paisa Fek Tamasaha Dekh:-
Usse jaise hi dosti ho jaaye us par paisa kharch karna shuru kardo,
chahe apne doston se paise udhaar magne padein, maang lo,
aur kisi raaja ki tarah us par paisa udao,
baad mein tumhara baaja bajega iski 100 taka zimmedari hamari.

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Uske Post Ko Like Aur Comment Se Rang Daalo.............

Uske Post Ko Like Aur Comment Se Rang Daalo:-
Wo ladkichahe jo kuch bhi status update kare,
uske har status/photo ityadi mein tumhara like aur comment avashya hona chahiye,
Yadi wo ye likhe ki aaj uska accident ho gaya,
us status ko bhi like karo,
aur neeche likho hahahaha maza aa gaya. Phir dekho kamal.

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Shero Shayri Ki Bharmar Se Wall Post Bhar Daalo.............

Shero Shayri Ki Bharmar Se Wall Post Bhar Daalo:-
Apni facebook wall mein har 10 minutemein dard bhare sheron –
shayri ki barsaat kar daalo, kya pata kon si shayri kaunsi waali ka dil jeet le.

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Apni Photo Na Lagakar Kisi Angrez Ki Photo Lago..................

Apni Photo Na Lagakar Kisi Angrez Ki Photo Lago:-
Aajkal ki ladkiyan angrezon ki photo lagane wale
ladko ko bada hosiyaar aur samajhdaar samajhtihain,
atah turant apni photo hatalo aur kisi gore chitte angrezki photo laga daalo.

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Hamare purush bhakton ne ye sochkar facebook...................

Hamare purush bhakton ne ye sochkar facebook mein apna account banaya tha
ki wo bhi kisiladki ko patane ka karnama kar sakenge,
kintu unhe safalta nahi mili. Aur hamare hote hue hamarebhakt
safal na hon ye ho sakta hai? Isiliye hum le aaye hain 10 laajawaab tarike,
jinse ladki to kya uski saheli bhi patgi.

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Har Ladki Ke Liye Ek Account.................

1. Har Ladki Ke Liye Ek Account:- Aajkal ek ladki patane se kaam nahi chalta,
kabhi bhi breakup hone ki sambhavna hamesha bani rehti hai.
Isiliye kam se kam 10-11facebook account bana daalo,
aurhar ek ac se kam se jitna ho sake utni ladkiyon ko
request bhejo, kahin na kahin to safalta milegi.

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Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se .................

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
-
-
Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUSI KI B Had Hoti H

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Mujhe bachpan se hi...............

Mujhe bachpan se hi
banane ka shauk tha,
aur
bade bhaiya ko girane
ka. Aaj mai engineer
hu.......
;
:
Aur bade bhaiya
bulldozer chalate hain.
Bade bhaiya haath do
k
peeche padh Gaye
hai!

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Darmendr--"Beta .................

Darmendr--"Beta ..
Sunny ae me kya sun raha hu.."???
.
,.
...
..,.
......
....
...
...
Sunny deol ~ No papa ae sab juth he.
me
JISM~2
Me
nahi hu..

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Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki.................

Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki &
1 Daru Ki Balti Rakhi
Gadha Pani Pi Gaya.
Police - Tune Is Se Kya Sikha?
Sharabi - Jo Daru Nhi Pita Wo Gadha He...

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Samj me aye to thik varna do bara padho................

Samj me aye to thik varna do bara padho
I was once chatting with a girl onFB,
She asked, "chuttiya hai kya?" And
without even thinking I replied
"tuhogi saali.."
After 3-4 mins she replied
"i was asking about holidays"
Us din ke baad I rarely spoke to her.

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Girl calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem....................

Girl calls the Help Desk to complain a
computer problem..
.
.
Girl:" When I type computer
password, it just shows star star
star star.. Whatz the hell ??
.
Help Desk:" Mam, those stars areto
protect you, so that if a person standing
behind u, they can't read
your password... :p
.
.
Girl:" Yeah, but stars appear even
when there is no one standing
behind me...

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Ek pagal aina dekh raha tha.....,.........

Ek pagal aina dekh raha tha.....
Isko kahi dekha hai, thodi der sochne ke baad...
.
.
.
O teri ye to vahi hai...
.
.
.
Jo mere saath us din baal katva raha tha.

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Santa apni girl friend ko apne ghar le gaya.....................

Santa apni girl friend ko apne ghar le gaya...
Sub darvaje, khidkiya band kar di, light off karke paas aaya aur bola....
.
.
.
Ye dekho meri watch me light jalti hai.

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Agr hnssi aye to like jrur thokna.................

Agr hnssi aye to like jrur thokna:p
.
.
Aaj dast kya lage,
hum behal ho gaye,
Hag hag k hamare laal ho gaye.
In ghutno me ab to dard ho gaya,
Seat pe bethna bhi dushwar ho gaya.
Pet me na jane kya gud gud hotahe,Ab to har pal jane ka mood hota he.
Dho dho k hamari jaan nikal gayi, 1 pichkari abhi mari thi, Dekho dusri phir aa gayi.
Puchur Puchuk Sarrar na jaane kaisi aawaze aati he, Padosan kehti hai dhire karo, Chote bachedarr jaate he

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Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya touss .................

Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya touss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.
Ladki:
Apne uncle ko fon do.
Bacha:
Aap ka name?
Ladki:
Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-eman ka fone hai.
jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi.
uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
"lekin aunty mobile pe to "RameshPlumber ki Beti"likha hua tha.

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Raat ko hostle me Light jane k baad candle................

Raat ko hostle me Light jane k baad candle leke washroom ja raha tha bechara...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar keh
gaya..
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi mazak...
Dost kamine hi nahin harami bhi hotehain..

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Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye..................

Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye
Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, .
Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, .
Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... .
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... .
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..

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Ek Aadmi Kumbh Ke Mele Me Prarthana Kar Raha Tha...................

Ek Aadmi Kumbh Ke Mele Me Prarthana Kar Raha Tha,

He Prabhu,Nyay karo

Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichhadte He,
Kabhi Pati-Patni Par Bhi To Try Karo.

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Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar...................

Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar
Na Motiyo Ke HaR
Na Koi Kiya Singar
Fir B Kitni Sundar Ho

Patni-Kaminey Saf Bol Na
MAKE-UP
K Liye Paise Nahi Dunga

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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai ??...................

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai ??
.
.
.
.
.
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To Golgappe ka thela laga le..

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Girl:" Mai Tumhare liye Aag pe chal sakti................

Girl:" Mai Tumhare liye Aag pe chal sakti
hoon,
Naddi me kood sakti hoon..
.
.

Boy:" love u jaanu..
kya Tum mujhe Abhi Milne Aa sakti Ho ??
.
.
.
.
.
Girl:" Pagal ho kya itni dhoop
me...
hahaha :

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Aaj kal k relationships se zyada.................

Aaj kal k relationships se zyada
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
China Mobile ki battery chal jati hai..

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GIRLS.. Petrol Badha..............

GIRLS..

Petrol Badha
Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha
Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nhi Bole...
.
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.
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.
.
.
.
.
But ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 4...!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge...

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Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS...................

Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko
CONGRATULATIONS ...
.
.
.
.
&
.
Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
.
.
.
Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA
HONGI....:p :O :D :D

NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI

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Papa: Beta Aaj Tumhari Maa................

Papa: Beta Aaj Tumhari Maa
Itni Chup Kyo H
Santa: Wo Kya H Na,
Maa Ne Lipstick Mangi Thi
Maine Feviquick De Di.

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Samundar Me Khde Hai.................

Samundar Me Khde Hai,
Kabhi To Lahre Ayegi
Samundar Me Khde Hai,
Kabhi To Lahre Ayegi
Sukr Hai Chpal To Dhul Jaegi.

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Chinki Ki Friend Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha..................

Chinki Ki Friend Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Friend: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?
Chinki: Because Boys Have Ball Bearings
Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction.

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Ox-Kya Bolti Tu................................

Ox-Kya Bolti Tu
Cow-Kya M Bolu
Ox -Sun
Cow-Suna
Ox-Ati Ka Tabela
Cow-Kya Kru Ake M Tabela
Ox-Mundi Hilaynge,
Ghas Chabayenge,
Gober Failayenge Aur Kya.

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Boy to girl......................

Boy to girl
i like 3 things in my life:
1) maggi
2) fanta
3) You
girl@Reason ? :)))
boy@maggi for eating
fanta for drinking
And you
.
.
.
.
Ooye HoOye.!!
Bartan kon Dhoey ga?

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Girl-who is sunny leone ...................

Girl-who is sunny leone

boy-she is the female version of sunny deol

with dhai-dhai kilos

jisko dekh kar

admi uthta nahi

admi ka uth jata hai.

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Muhabbat Humse Karni Hai...................

Muhabbat Humse Karni Hai,
Toh Phir Wada Nahi Karna,
Yeh waday Hum Ne DekheHain,
Aksar Toot Jatay Hain........... ..
Muhabbat Humse Karni Hai,
Toh Phir Zid Bhi Nahi Karni,
Yeh Zid Bhi Humne Dekhi Hai,
Saathi Chhoot Jate Hain.........
Muhabbat Humse Karni Hai,
Toh Phir Tohfa Nahi Dena,
Yeh Tohfe Humne Dekhe Hain,
Bahut Majboor Kartay Hain........,
Muhabbat Humse Karni Hai,
Toh Phir Shikwa Nahi Karna,
Yeh Shikway Humne Dekhe Hain,
Dilon KO Door Karte Hain.....!

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Tum se Bohut Kuch.....................

♥Tum se Bohut Kuch ♥
Kehna Hai Magar !!♥
♥ Kabhi Tum Nahi Milte
... Kabhi Alfaz Nahi Milte !! ♥
♥ Ye Doriyan Tu Mita Doon Mein
Ek Pal Mein Magar !! ♥ ♥
Kabhi Kadam Nahi Chalte
Tu Kabhi Raste Nahi Milte !! ♥
♥ Tumhen Pana Chahta Hoon
Umar Bhar Ke Liye Magar !! ♥
♥ Kabhi Halat Nahi Milte
Tu Kabhi Jazbat Nahi Milte

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Dur Na Jaya Karo Dil Tadap Jata Hai.................

Dur Na Jaya Karo Dil Tadap Jata Hai.
Apake Hi Khayal Me Din Guzar Jata Hai.
Aaj Pucha Hai Dil Ne Ek Sawal Unse
Kya Dur Rahakar Unko Bhi HamaraKhayal Aata Hai.

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Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath.................

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath.

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Do U Know The Advantage Of Love Marriage...??

Do U Know The Advantage Of
Love Marriage...??
Nahi Na
Chal Mai Btata Hu...
.

Suhag Raat Wale Din,
Sharmane Mein
Time Waste Nahi Hota...!!

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Pota- Dadi Aapne Kon-Kon Se Desh Ghume Hai....................

Pota- Dadi Aapne Kon-Kon Se Desh Ghume Hai.?
Dadi- Hindustan Or Afganistan.
Pota- Ab Konsa Ghumogi..
Pi6e Se 6ota Pota BoLa- Kabristan.

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1 ladki road pe khadi thi.................

1 ladki road pe khadi thi
1 ladka bike pe jata h
vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya?
Girl-nhi
Boy-kya Yaar!!
Abhi to samne se gya tha.,.

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Baccha:-Aunty ki Chaddhi pe ishra karke bola isme kya hai?

Baccha:-Aunty ki Chaddhi pe ishra karke bola isme kya hai?
Aunty:-isme aag hai

Baccha:-Mai apni mungfali Sek lun

Aunty-Nahi beta isme saam ko bhutta sekenge

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Emotional atyachar...................

Emotional atyachar


Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kiya


or
kaha
mere ghar me koi nahi hai

boyfriend uske ghar gaya

or

sach me koi nahi tha tala laga tha...

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Auto driver ki seat ke piche......................

Auto driver ki seat ke piche bahut mast lines likhi thi couples k liye-
Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch bikta hai

Izzat se baithe
Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai

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Dard bhara thought hai gaur farmaiyegaa.....................

Dard bhara thought hai gaur farmaiyegaa...

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Ladki ki hasi...

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aur kutte ki khaamoshi par kabhi bharosa nai karna.

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Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf kashti me.................

Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? .
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Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . .
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? ? Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.

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