Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha.....................

Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:
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"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi
h.50,000 mang rhi
h, CHUP rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de
diye.
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2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
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"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000
mangrhi h.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
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6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari
beti
boli:
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"Daddy, I am pregnant!"
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Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur
beti ka maatha
chum ke kaha:
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"Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki
baari
hamari hai"