Husband: Today is sunday........................

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Saturday, 4 May 2013

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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Husband asks: Do you know themeaning of WIFE?..........................

Husband asks: Do you know themeaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means:-
With Idiot For Ever

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Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shopper...............................

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shopper 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi?

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Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights.......................

♥Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u .
Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate .
Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go, mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke :) .
Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe ;

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Wife: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon...........................

Wife: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband: Yahi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

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Son - Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?..........................

Son - Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?
Papa - nahi. Par kyu?
Son - to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

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Wife: Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main.........................

Wife: Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti
HUSBAND: Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her Haftay badalta

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5' 6? jiski height ho......................

5' 6? jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

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Murga-I LOVE YOU...........................

Murga-I LOVE YOU
Murgi-Haha...
Murga-Mai tere liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu
Murgi-Really??
Murga-Yes!
kya karna he batao
Murgi-batau
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batau
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chal Anda de...

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Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye..........................

Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye.
Ek Pal To Ab Hume
Pine-do, Pine-do.

Give Me Some White Wine,

Give Me Some Red,

Give Me Another Glaas,

I Wan2 Drink It Once Again.

Kandho Ko Bear Ke Boj Ne Jukhaya.

Daru Pina To Khud Dosto Ne Sikhaya.

99% Marks Laoge To Whisky,

Varna Desi.

Hateli Par Pada Whisky, Rum,Vodka Ka Chaala,

Cocktail-mocktail Ne Pura Bachpan Jala Dala.

Bachpan To Gaya,

Girlfriend Bhi Gayi.

Ek Pal To Ab Hume

Pine-Do,Pine-Do. .

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Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita AAI.................................

Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita AAI...........

Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai Meera AAI.........

Arjun Ne Baand Chalaya Draupadi AAI...........


Maine Toh Siti Bajai SAALI Baap Ko Kyun Le AAI............??????

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Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha.............................

Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha
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Tune 1 kyo diya
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Tujhe mujse darr nahi lagta kya
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Murgi:Lagta hai jabhe to 1 diya mai to murga hu....hahaha

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Jo dhekha unhone tirchi nazar se........................

Jo dhekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
hum mudhosh hn gye
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Jab pta chala unki nazar hi tirchi hai,
hum behosh ho gye.

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Santa:yaar Mera Dada Bahut Bahadur Tha.........................

Santa:yaar Mera Dada Bahut Bahadur Tha
Banta:kya Khasiyat Thi Unme?
Santa:badi Khasiyat Thi,
Mere Baap Ka Bhi Baap Tha.

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1 Ladki Ki T-shirt Ke Right Par........................

1 Ladki Ki T-shirt Ke Right Par,
'C' Likha Tha Aur Left Hand Par
'L' Likha Tha...!!!
Pappu K Kuchh Samajh Me Nhi Aaya.
Usse Jab Rha Nhi Gya To Usne Puchha:
Iska Matlab Kya Hai...!!!
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Ladki : Dhyan Se Dekh
Pappu,"COOL" Dikhega...!!!

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Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole........................

Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole:
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Tum Bahut Acche Ho,
Tumhe To Koi Bhi Mil Jaayegi
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To Dosto Ye Samajh Lo
Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai

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Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi............................

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi.

Padosi-
Kyun Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-inko Call Kiya To
Ek Ladki Boli-
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho
Wo Abhi Vyast Hai".

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2 Studnts Cheating Karne Hi Wale The...........................

2 Studnts Cheating Karne Hi Wale The Ke
Teachr Agya Or Pucha:
Tum Se Peche Wale Larke Ne Abi Kya Pucha?
Studnt: Sir Is Ne Pucha Japan Ka Capital Kya Hai.
Teachr: Toh Tum Ne Bata Dya?
Studnt: Nai Sir...Mene Isko Danta Tha
K Abi To Tu Ne Muje Toka Hai Mgr Ab Na "TOKYO"

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Ak Bar Ak Minister Pagal...........................

Ak Bar Ak Minister Pagal
Khane Ke Daure Par Tha.
Ek Pagal Bola:
Minister Sahib Ek
Cigarette Aur Maachis Dena.
Minister Ne Cigarette Di Aur
Dr. Se Bola:
Doctor, Ye Aadmi To
Achhe Se Baat Kar Raha Hai.
Kahin Se Pagal Nahi Lagh Raha Hai.
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Pagal Ne Cigarette Tod Ke Tobacco
Apne Sir Par Dala Aur Machis Se
Aag Laga Di Phir Apni Dhoti Utha Ke Bola
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Lo Minister Sahib,
Hukkaaa Piyoooo
Hukkaaaa'!!!!!!
Hahahahaha
Jo Smj Gya Wo Like Kro Baki Dobara Padho

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Kehte H Agar Dil Se Ankh Band Karo.........................

Kehte H Agar Dil Se Ankh Band Karo,
Toh Jisse Pyar Karte H,
Uski Tasvir Dikhti H.
So Maine B Try Kiya..
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Saala Mereko Toh Nind Aa Gayi.

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2025 Me Apko Customer Care................................

2025 Me Apko Customer Care
Ke Msg Is Prakar Aayenge..:p :D
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Dear Customer,
Your Wife Can Become A Mother
Without Your Struggle.

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Girl-hum 45 Bhai Behen Hain.. Boy-kya..............

Girl-hum 45 Bhai Behen Hain..
Boy-kya..!!
Tumhare Ghar Popultion
Check Karne Wale Nahi Aaye The?
Boy-aaye The,
Hum Padh Rahe The,
Wo Coaching Smajh Kar Chale Gye.

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Zindgi Me Hmesha Ek Baat Yaad Rakho...............................

Zindgi Me Hmesha Ek Baat Yaad Rakho,
Kbhi Kisika Dil Nahi Todna Chahiye
Kyunki Dil Ek Hi Hota Hai,
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Haddiya Todo 206 Hoti Hai.

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SHAITAN ne kaha........................

SHAITAN ne kaha
kisi NAIK insan ka number do
Apun usko tang karega.
Maine Aap ke no. diye to
Shaitan bola~Abe marwayega kya Ye to BOSS ka no. hai.

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Kya Aapko Marne Ke Baad Bhi............................

Kya Aapko Marne Ke Baad Bhi
Ladko/Ladkiyon Ko Line Maarni Hai
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Donate Your Eyes
Ek Aache Message Ko
Kaise-Kaise Batana Pad Raha Hai.
Kalyug Hai Bhai ...

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Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge.............................

Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??










Waiter: bus karo salo smne 1 hi ped hai..ab kya pura jungle banaoge..

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First Year Of School : First Thing You Learn Is ABC......................

First Year Of School : First Thing You Learn Is ABC
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First Year Of College : First Thing You Learn Is BC

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Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata?

Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata?
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Beta: Yo Mom Its Fashion
Maa : Woh To Thik He Pr Log Teri Behen K Liye risht leke Ate He or Tujhe Pasand Kr Jate he

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Pappu: mai raat ko bathroom gaya ...........................

Pappu: mai raat ko bathroom gaya to vahan pr bhoot tha.
Golu: to phir kya hua?
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Pappu: hona kya tha mai bhoot sebola tm hi kr lo, hmara to aise hi nikal gaya tha.

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I love walkn in rain so dat no onecan c my tears..........................

"I love walkn in rain so dat no onecan c my tears!" -
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ye purana wala tha
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"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"-
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ye naya THA
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latest pta kya hai?
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"i love walking, bcoz petrol / diesel mehnga ho gya hai "

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Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai..........................

Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai
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“DONATE YOUR EYES”
Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai.. Kalyug hai bhai ...

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Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai........................

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : sochne ke baad
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Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASHAN CARD chalega ?

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Kya pata uski zuban se b izhar nikle......................

Kya pata uski zuban se b izhar nikle,
kya pata unke dil me b pyar mile,
sach he uske bina ji nahi sakte,
kya pata uske dil se b yahi baat nikle.

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Kavi ka beta School Me..:.....................

Kavi ka beta School Me..
Teacher:"what is Noun.. ??
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Student:"Arz karta hoon,
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Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king,
Wah wah..
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Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein King..
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Noun is a Name Of any person,
place or thing.

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Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai.............................

Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ??
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Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..

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Global warming : Our next generations will not............................

Global warming : Our next generations will not be able to seepolar bears and tigers!!
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To hum kya karein?
Humne bhi to dinosaur nahi dekhe, Kabhi shikayat ki kya?

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Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya.......................

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.

Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

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Rajnikant's Power.............................

Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..

1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..

1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..

Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..

Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..

Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...

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Ek Baar Discovery Wale......................

Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
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& They Got Shocked...
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Because Rajnikant Waha Already
Papad Shek Raha Tha

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Pappu: Mai Raat Ko Bathroom Gaya.............................

Pappu: Mai Raat Ko Bathroom Gaya,
To Vahan Pr Bhoot Tha.
Golu: To Phir Kya Hua?
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Pappu: Hona Kya Tha
Mai Bhoot Se Bola Tm Hi Kr Lo,
Hmara To Aise Hi Nikal Gaya Tha.

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Aaj Mujhse 1 ladki kehti h..........................

Aaj Mujhse 1 ladki kehti h
Girl: mujhe mobile me MP3 songs
dalwane hai. Plz tumhere laptop me
se daal do plzz
Me : Memory card hai kya?
Girl : hmm..
sochne ke baad
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Nahi memory card nahi hai,
RASHAN CARD chalega ? :p :O
Joke abhi khatam nhi hua h..
me : ok koi baat nhi tumhare
mobile me bluetooth me.?
Girl : awwww...Srydear bt lookat
my smile..C my yellow teeth.

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i Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe..............................

i
Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas janelaga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
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.Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike lock karne gaya tha..

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Ab batao In me se Pappu kon hai......................

Ab batao In me se Pappu kon hai..??
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Customer:"Ek colgate dena..
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Dukaandaar:"Kau ­nsa.. ?? .
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Customer:"Pepso ­dant...

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Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA........................

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA, fir Phd karwaunga ,fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

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Pappu Bhagwan Se Prarthna Kar Raha Tha......................

Pappu Bhagwan Se Prarthna Kar Raha Tha.
Pappu: “Bhagwan, Please Punjab Ko America Ki Rajdhani Bana Do Plzzzz”
Bhagwan Ji Ne Ye Suna Aur HairanHokar Prakat Hue Aur Puchha: “Kyun Be?”
Pappu: “Kyunki Main Exam Mein Likh Aaya Hoon“.

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boyfrnd1:- can i touch your boobs.........................

boyfrnd1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfrnd1 :- Shut up!!!!
boyfrnd2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
girlfrnd2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!
Rishta wahi soch nai;

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Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein...........................

Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein Kuch Log Kam Kar Rahe Thhe
Achanak Vahan Ek Kam Karta Hua Pathan Hawa Mein 2 Feet Uchla Aur 2 Kalabajiya Khayi Aur ZameenPe Aa Gira
Sab Logo Ne Ye Sab Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaye
Supervisor Bola: “Pathan, Ye Kartab Dobara Karke Dikhao, Hum Tumhe 1000 Rs Dega”
Pathan Gusse Se: “Tu Mujhe 1 Lakh Rs Bhi De Tab Bhi Main Apne Lund Pe Hathoda Na Maru

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GIRL: Mai Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal........................

GIRL: Mai Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hu, Nadi Me Kud Skti Hu..

BOY: So Sweet, Kya Tum Mujhe Abhi Milne Aa Skti Ho?

GRL:
NA HO
TADKO TO JO..

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Agar ladki ko ulti aaye toh Gharwale...........................

Agar ladki ko ulti aaye
toh Gharwale: kaun hai
woh
KAMINA?
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Agar ladka ulti krta hai
toh Gharwale: KAMINA
pee k
aaya hai
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MORAL: ulti chahe koi bhi
kare KAMINA ladka hi
hota hai.

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BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.......................

BOY : I want us to be in a
relationship.
GIRL : Its okay but under one
condition
BOY : Which one ?
GIRL : No sex coz am preserving it
for my future husband.
BOY : Thats okay, I also have my
condition
GIRL : Which one ?
BOY : No using of my money coz
am preseving it for my future wife!

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Technology Effects...............................

Technology Effects
-Bhikari :- amma roti do.
- Dadi :- Abhi roti banayi
nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari :- ye mera
mobile no. Hai ........... Miss
Call De dena jab tayyar
ho jaye :D
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------- Bhikari rocks
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- Dadi :- Aray baba mere
pas balance nai, mai
facebook par status
update kar dungi. Usay
check karky aa jana.... :D
~~~~~~ Dadi double
rocks ~

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Hathi ki bike bigad gayi.............................

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,
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Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,
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. Raste me chiti ne kaha
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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na Dad Ne Dekh Liya To Bawal Ho
Jayega"..:

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7 Cheeze jab khatm ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti.........................

7 Cheeze jab khatm ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti
hai
1-PYAAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI 5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK
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AUR .
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7-TOILET ME PANI.

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Ek Baar Discovery Wale........................

Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
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& They Got Shocked...
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Because Rajnikant Waha Already
Papad Shek Raha Tha.

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Sardar ko invitation mila k......................

Sardar ko invitation mila
k
party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
Sardar party me pohncha
To dekha
k
"
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Logon ne
pant
aur shirt b pehni hui hy

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Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai....................

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

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Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha.........................

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

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Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best......................

Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best.
Girl:All The Best To U Too.
Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed

Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart.......

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Dog ne cat ko kiya prpose.........................

Dog ne cat ko kiya prpose.
Aur diya red rose.
Dono ho gye shadi ko taiyar.
Pr ghr walo ko tha inkar.
Bole ye shadi nhi hone wali
Q ki ladki nhi chalegi muchho wali...

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Maa- Nalayak........................

Maa- Nalayak,
Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak??
Beti- Boyfrnd ke Saath..!
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala??
Beti-To Kya Hua Maa ?
Fair & Lovely Hai Na...!!

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Ek old person ne ek young girl ko dhakka mara......................

Ek old person ne ek young girl ko dhakka mara
Old man-sorry
Girl-nonsens dikhta nahi keya
Tabhi ek ladke ne girl ko dhakka diya
Boy-sorry
Girl-it's ok
Tabhi buddha bola
Oldman -miss kya meri sorry ki speling galat thi.

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Congratulations........................

Congratulations

SMS na karne par Aapko
MBA ki Degri di jati hai,
MBA bole to
MEMBAR OF
BHIKARI
ASSOCIATION
Hasso mat.

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Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye.......................

Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye
Mere SMS Ka Kamal Ghanti Bajegi
Bandarya aayege Mobile Uthayege
SMS Padhega Aur Muskurayege
Ab Forward Kar Ke Hoshiyari Dikhayege.

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Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai?........................

Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to?
Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town"

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Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya...........................

Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya,
Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat
Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko
Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K
Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.

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Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat.......................

Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane


Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k .............................

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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Kahun Ke Kia Ho Tum...........................

Kahun Ke Kia Ho Tum....?"
Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,Cho k jo Guzre wo
Hawa ho Tum,Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,Kya
maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,Meri Nazar ki
Talash ho Tum,Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,Maine
jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,Tum ho tu Duniya
hai Meri,Kaise Kahun ke Sirf Pyar Nahin,Meri JAAN
ho Tum.

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MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH.....................

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

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jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..........................

jabardast Joke..
Bnta to Snta..;))
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick se
gane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
.
Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha...

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Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai..........................

Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya?
Santa : Sochne Ke Baad
.
.
.
.
.
Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,
RASHAN CARD Chalega?

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Dad-me tujhe itna marta hu tujhe gussa nahi ata.......................

Dad-me tujhe itna marta hu tujhe gussa nahi ata
son-ata h to me toilets saaf kr deta hu
Dad-is s gussa thanda kaise ho jata he
Son-apke toothbrush se krta hu.?

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Usne kahaa- mohabbat ki........................

Usne kahaa- mohabbat ki
sazaa do mujhe...!
.
.
.
. .
.
Maine ja k uske papa ko
bta diya
.
.
.
kasam se khoob piti

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Techer-1869 Me Kya Hua........................

Techer-1869 Me Kya
Hua
??
Chunnu-Gandhi Ji Ka Janm
Techer-Gud! Baith Jao
.
...
.
.
Techer(Pappu Se)-Btao
1872 Me Kya Hua
.
.
.
.
Pappu-Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye

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Girlfrend Romantic mood me...........................

Girlfrend Romantic mood me-
aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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.
.
.
Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga
rahega :D :p
Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hotakoi sharif
b hota hai

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Maine usse poocha jism se kaise nikalti hai rooh...........................

Maine usse poocha jism se kaise
nikalti hai
rooh?
.
Maine usse poocha jism se kaise
nikalti hai
rooh?
.
.
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.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Usne meri gotiyan dabayi ...aur
kaha "
Yuun !!!

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Today I was in an auto when the auto driver said:..........................

Today I was in an auto when the auto driver said:
"I love this job.
I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do."
Then I replied,
"Chu***e , Aage se left le!"

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Mai to aaj apni bike aise hi wash kar raha tha........................

Mai to aaj apni bike aise hi wash
kar raha tha.......
.
.
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.
.
Ki.....
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.
.
.
.
Daddy bole==> kamine aaj phir
date pe ja raha hai tu.......
.
.
,
.
.
Batao yaro ab koi bike bhi nahi
dho sakta kya.....??....:

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Ae mere dosto, agar hai bajuo me dum.....................

Ae mere dosto, agar hai bajuo me
dum ,
To TajMahal hila kar dekho...:p
Aur agar nahi hai to aao mere sath
baitho aur,
do bottle peeke Khud Tajmahal ko
hilta hua dekho....

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Ashamaan jitna neela h.....................

Ashamaan jitna neela h

wah wah

sunflower jitna peela h

wah wah

pani jitna geela h

wah wah

Aapke dimag ka nut utna hi deela h..
ab kho wah wah..

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BOY-kha jaa rhi ho,
Girl- atam htya krne,
boy- to itna make kyu kiya h,
girl- saale kal paper me photo nhi aayegy kya......

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BOY-kha jaa rhi ho.........................

BOY-kha jaa rhi ho,
Girl- atam htya krne,
boy- to itna make kyu kiya h,
girl- saale kal paper me photo nhi aayegy kya......

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Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye. Ek Pal To Ab Hume.......................

Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye.
Ek Pal To Ab Hume
Pine-do, Pine-do.

Give Me Some White Wine,

Give Me Some Red,

Give Me Another Glaas,

I Wan2 Drink It Once Again.

Kandho Ko Bear Ke Boj Ne Jukhaya.

Daru Pina To Khud Dosto Ne Sikhaya.

99% Marks Laoge To Whisky,

Varna Desi.

Hateli Par Pada Whisky, Rum,Vodka Ka Chaala,

Cocktail-mocktail Ne Pura Bachpan Jala Dala.

Bachpan To Gaya,

Girlfriend Bhi Gayi.

Ek Pal To Ab Hume

Pine-Do,Pine-Do.

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Touching Lines By The Comedy King Charlie Chaplin.....................

Touching Lines By The Comedy King Charlie Chaplin -

Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody..
But, Your Laugh Should Not Give Pain To Anybody......

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1moti aurat ne Dr. se pucha maine suna h........................

1moti aurat ne Dr. se pucha maine suna h khelne se motapa kam hota h par mujhe koi farq ni pda.

Dr:Kon sa khel khelti ho?

Moti:
Chidiya Ud,Maina Ud;

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B.A = Beautiful Angel......................

B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lips and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available

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Bachpan ki woh amiri..........................

Bachpan ki woh amiri..
na jane kaha kho gayi,
warna kabhi baarish ke pani mein..
hamare bhi jahaaz chala karte the.

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Teacher Balu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo............................

Teacher Balu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori
Karo,
900 Chuhe
Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”
:
Balu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi
Slow-Slow Chali”
:
Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao,
Mazak Karte Ho ”
:
Balu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil
Rakhne Ke Liye Keh
Diya
Warna 900 Choohe Kha
Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal
Sakta“.

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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.............................

Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
.
.
.
Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
.
.
.
Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai.....

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jelar-kaidi se ......................

jelar-kaidi se
suna hai tum kavi ho kuchh sunao yar
kaidi- gam-e-ulfat
me na maro gand hamari
kasam se jis din jamanat hui maa chhod denge tum hari

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beta-papa aapki chain khuli hai.........................

beta-papa aapki chain khuli hai.
papa-sabke samne chain nahi makeup box bola karo.
beta-accha! papa apna makeup box to band kar lo lipstick dikh raha hai.

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Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya.......................

Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya
wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur
jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 kiss
gaal pe!
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Miss phir bistar bichha lo
Miss: Kyu ??
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Mujhe puri book yaad
hai..! :p :D =D
Pappu Rock...Miss
shock!!

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Accha dost zindagi ko jannat bna deta h ......................

Accha dost zindagi ko jannat bna deta h
Isliye meri qadar kia kro,wrna fir kehte firoge
.
Behti hawa sa tha
wo
Yar hmara tha
wo
Kaha gaya use
dhundho.

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Baccha ro rha tha.......................

Baccha ro rha tha
papa aaye or puccha:

why r u weeping?

tell me,i m ur frnd na?
Son-kuch nai yaar!
Horlicks zyada mang liya to teri item ne baja dala..

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Teacher: Complete the sentence.......................

Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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.
.
"Early to bed and early to rise.."
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.
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Student: "This Man has no interest in his wife..

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Only For Unmarried...........................

Only For Unmarried.
Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.
Koi Ek Select Karen.
A,
B,
S,
N,
E,
F,
T,
Y,
R,
K.
Reply Must

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Underwear Ek Sweet Ki Dukan Hai....................

Underwear Ek Sweet Ki
Dukan Hai,
Jis Ke Under Ek Cream Roll
Hai,
2 Gulab Jamun Hai,
Kuchh Seewiyan Hai,
Aur Khushi Ke Mauke Par
Kabhi Kabhi Kheer Bhi
Miltee Hai.

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Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje.......................

Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje
Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li.
.
.
.
Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua
Hoga?
.
.
.
Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “
Aapke System Par Ye
Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Ha

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Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi.........................

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Friday, 3 May 2013

Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi
Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thhi
Achanak Se Usne Auto
Wale Se Kaha
Ladki: “ Bhaiya Auto
JaraDheere Chalao Mera
Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai ”
Auto-Wala Kameenepan
Se: “ Arrey Kya Tumne
Bra Nahi Pahni? ”
Ladki Gusse Se: “
Kameene Mere Doodh Ke
Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal
Raha Hai “

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Ek buddha apne bete ke.......................

Ek buddha apne bete ke
sath hospital gaya
doctor ne kaha niche
wali do goliyan nikalni
padhenyi buddha bola
nikal do beta bola papa
je aap kya kar rahe ho.
Buddha beta Jab pistol hi kam
nahi karti to goliyan kis
kam ki

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Baap Apne Bete Ko.....................

Baap Apne Bete Ko
BazaarLe Jata Hai Aur
Usko Sabji Khareedna
Sikhata Hai
Baap: “ Beta Koi Bhi
SabjiLeni Ho To Sabse
Pehle Usko Daba Ke
Dekhte Hai ”
Beta: “ Thik Hai Daddy ”
Kuch Dino Ke Baad Beta
Bhagta Hua Baap Ke
OfficeMein Jaata Hai Aur
Bolta Hai
“ Daddy, Ek Aadmi
Mummy Ko Khareedna
Chahta Hai

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Pogo joke....................

Pogo joke:-
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..........
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Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein
Bethe The Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue
Pappu Se Puchha: “ Yaar, Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? ”

Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.

Pappu: “ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi, Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai :

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1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha ......................

1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,

" Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utr jao..."

Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k 1 zor se thappad laga diya...

Bachha thodi der ro k chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya,

" Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utrna hai utr jao ."

Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min late ho gayi hai.

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Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta h.....................

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko
letter likhta h
Sir,
Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne H
...
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga
Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi
Version Kab Ayega?

2. Windows Main START Ka Button
Hy, STOP Ka Nahi

3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga?

4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka
Button Nahi to Computer Q
Maangta Hy? Aakhir Main ek Zati
Sawal

5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap
WINDOWS Q Banatay H

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Anur barite phn bajay chute phnta dhrlo.....................

Anur barite phn bajay chute phnta dhrlo.min20 katha bole phnta rekhe Dlo.anur dad jiges krlo"K phn kr6ilo"

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Telling a Lie is a fault for a little.................

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little
boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a
married man.

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Boy: I want to say something to you....................

Boy: I want to say something to
you.
Girl: What?
Boy: Its 3 words and 8 letters.
Girl: I know. Its I love You. But I
Dont.
Boy: No no.
Girl: Then what?
Boy: Go To Hell.:D
So Dont Be Over Smart

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1 Hand on pen other on phone.......................

1 Hand on pen
other on phone
1 Ear on Lecture
Other on Gossip
1 Eye on Board
Other on Lover
Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ?
Actually studentsa are very busy

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Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya......................

Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya
wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur
jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 kiss
gaal pe!
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Miss phir bistar bichha lo
Miss: Kyu ??
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Mujhe puri book yaad
hai..! :p :D =D
Pappu Rock...Miss
shock!!

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jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta......................

jabardast Joke..
Bnta to Snta..;))
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
.
Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick se
gane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
.
Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha...:

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How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE.......................

How BEDROOM Smells After
MARRIAGE:
1st 3 years ------Perfumes,
Flowers,Chocolate, Strawberry,
Grapes. ..
After 3 YRS-------Baby Powder,
Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby
oils
·
· After 15YRS-------ZanduBalm,
Vicks, Iodex, Relispray….
·
· After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti

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Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta.........................

Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta

Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya

Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao

Santa : Phir

Banta : Phir Kya Saalone,

Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta.

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1Glass pani lo.....................

1Glass pani lo
usme Neem ki Patti dalo,
2 ghnte K liye rkhdo,
Fir 10 min Garam karke Peelo....
.
.
.
.
.
jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye
Fir SMS kr dena.

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Nurse Ne Baby Ko Santa Ke Haath Mein Diya.......................

Nurse Ne Baby Ko Santa Ke Haath Mein Diya..

.



Woh Kushi Se Chillaya:"Putta-R Hua!

Puttar Hua! .

.

.

Nurse Chillai:"Abbe Andhe Ki Aulad,

Ladki Hui Hai..

Meri Ungli Chhod.

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me.......................

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me

Coldrink Ki Botle

Leke Bethi Thi,

Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko

Lagati To Kabhi 20

Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa

Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini

Aur Puri 1 Ghut

Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,

.

.

Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To

Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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Santa Ko Uski Girl Frnd Ne Sms Kiya.........................

Santa Ko Uski Girl Frnd Ne Sms Kiya-
"I Miss You"

Santa Ne Apna Khaternaak Dimaag Lagayaa,
Or 2 Ghante Baad Jabab Bheja-
"I Mister You..."
Ha....ha....hiBy

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1 ladki pull k uper se chalang...........................

Faadu Joke-
1 ladki pull k uper se chalang
laganey hi wali thi ke...
1 bike wala uske pas aa kar ruka
or
bola k agr tm sucide karney ja hi rhi
ho
to ek ba rmuje 1 lambi kiss de jao.
wo larki tyar ho gai
phir
itni lambi or gehri kiss di usney
larkay
ko k wesi kiss
larkay ne pahley kabi nhi li ksi se,
phir
usne larki se sucide karne ki wajah
puchi to larki
ne kaha.
Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k
mai
larki ban kar
ghumu
.
Mera naam Bablu Khanna hai

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Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya........................

Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Hon,
.
.
.
Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai."

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Maha maha Shararti joke ..................

Maha maha Shararti joke :pmust read....Maza aayega..:D
Santa 2 daughter- tumare pet mai jo baccha hai
vo kiska hai
Beti- ye kaisa question hai papa .
agar
aapko koi 25 kele khilaye aur puche
ki aapko kis kele se sardi hui to aap
kaise bata paoge....

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Girl Apny Boyfriend Se.................

Girl Apny
Boyfriend Se
Main Maa Banny Wali hon!
BOY:
Naheeeee
GIRL:
.
.
.
.
Abey
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sun to ley
Tere Baap Ney Mujhe
Propose kia hai, Mai teri Maa Banne
Wali

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Sexy Girl Goes 2 Dr with mom......................

Sexy Girl Goes 2 Dr with mom
.
.
Girl- Medical checkup karana
hai.
. .
Dr- sare kapde utar ke parde ke
piche let jao..>=)
.
.
.
Girl- mera nahi, mummy ka.:p
.
.
.
.
.
Dr- Mataji Jeebh dikhaiye... X_X

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True Story In bed.....................

True Story
In bed,its 6:00 am,if u close ur
eyes for 5 mins,
its direct 7:45,
.
. . .
but
.
.
.
. . .
.
in lecture its 12:00,u close ur
eyes for 5
mins, itz stil 12:01

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Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mob nikala......................

Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mob nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai
Honey ya Darling
He was shoked 2 see d name
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...!!!

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Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version).........................

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)
.
.
.
Ho..B.Tech friendly,
Degree ke rakshak,
Main bhi hu 12th pass!
...
Assignment se,
Submission se,
Kyuuuuun,
Tu kaate mujhe,
Kyun daante mujhe,
iss tarah
hohoohooo
hoooo,
Lecture mein sabak
sikhaye,
Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe,
Koi sawaal puchu toh tu,
Internals ki dhamaki
sunaye,
Tera Darr, Tere notes,
Tere marks,
Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!!
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!!

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girl :- my janu baby .. shona .................

girl :- my janu baby .. shona ..
ye personal aur secret me kya difference hota hai ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
boy:- tum meri gf ho ye personal hai .
.
. .
and teri behen b meri gf hai ye secret hai . .

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Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman........................

Mobile company ke kisi brilliant
salesman
ko loose motion ho jaye.
.
.
Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?. . .
.
.
Doctor saab subah se unlimited
outgoing chal rahi hai,
. Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai
deti hai,
.
pet me balance khatam ho gya
hai,
.
Thoda b recharge karta hu to
5 min me discharge ho jata hai,
.
meharbani karke ye scheme
band kar doh.

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Girl (in Train) : Can I Sit Here......................

Girl (in Train) : Can I Sit Here?
Boy : Ofcorse Its All Yours. :)
Girl : Can I Take Some Water?
Boy : Yes, Ofcorse. :)
Girl : Bhaiya.... Agla Station Konsa Hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy : Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimaag Mein
GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai.....Jaldi Seat Khali
Kar...... Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai...

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Kehte hai asar hai humari baaton me........................

Kehte hai asar hai humari baaton me..
Samajh jaoge do chaar mulakato me...
Humse bachkar kaha jaoge tumhe pane ki lakeer hai in haato me...

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Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai.....................

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
Kya aapka dil nahi korta maggi khaane ko?

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Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara...........................

Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara,
Har dil diwana hai tumhara,
Log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum,
Lekin hum kehte hai,Dog jaise ho tum..

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Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece...........................

Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece
utha k Pati ko diya, bagal se ek Buzurg
Bole waqt ki baat hai,
Warna Hamari Begam bhi hume Taangey
utha utha ke deti thi...!!

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1 Engineer mandir main bol raha tha..................

1 Engineer mandir main
bol raha tha..
Hey Bhagwan..
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri PoojaTeri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima..
.
.
.
.
. .
.....meri ek bhi nahi ?

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Wife : Oji sunte ho......................

Wife : Oji sunte ho,
Ghar me Namak khatam ho gaya
hai,
Ab mai kya dalu?


Husband : Teri Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya "Colgate active salt" dal de usme
namak hai.

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Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye..................

Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye,

ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye.

Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light
aur
ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa......................

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Santa
use
ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
.
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Kameenii !!!

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Sharma - Yar Mere Baal bahut gir...........................

Sharma - Yar Mere Baal bahut gir
rahe hain,
Verma _ Par kaise?
Sharma - Tension se
Verma - kis baat ki tension?
Sharma - Baal girne ki.

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Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 5 saal ho gaye..............

Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 5 saal ho gaye
Bacha nahi huaa
Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya
tha
Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu.
Baba : 2,4 Din
padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!!

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Aatey bhi haste ho jaate bhi haste ho..................

Aatey bhi haste ho jaate bhi haste ho.
Subah bhi haste ho sham ko bhi haste ho.
Aapko kya lagta hai - sirf aap hi brush karte ho.

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Santa Apni Girlfriend.............................

Santa Apni Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par
Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki
Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band
Karke Apni Girlfriend
Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho
Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.

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Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho.......................

Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye
SANTA utha,khidki se kud gaya,Tang tut gayi,
Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!

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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua.........................

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa : Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai.
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

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Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do...................

Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future

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Pappu : I Love U.................

Pappu : I Love U..
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Girl :Tumne Mujme Aisa Kya DekhaKi Mujhe Propose Kar Diya ???......
Papu: Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye HiToh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli.

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Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada................

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Thursday, 2 May 2013

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

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Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo..........................

Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..

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Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge...................

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe...........................

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

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Har doori mitani padhti hai.......................

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko.........................

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

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Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi........................

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge.........................

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

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Tu ne wish card bhej kar mujh ko.......................

Tu ne wish card bhej kar mujh ko
Yaad kitny dila diye mosam

Mery bahar badal diya manzer
Mery ander saja diye mosam

Farq baqi nahi rakha tu ne
Mosamo’n mein mila diye mosam

Sochta houn k apni furqat mein
Tu ne kaisy bana diye mosam

Bacho’n jesi thi teri zid jana’n
Tu ne yunhi ganwa diye mosam

Mom bati na thi k pal bhar mein
Phoonk mari aur bujha diye mosam. . !

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Aaj shab mein jaag raha tha. ..................

Aaj shab mein jaag raha tha. .
Sehen mein betha soch raha tha. .
Itny mein chupke se chaand mery pas
Aa betha Aur kehny laga
Ik baar chali jaye to
Ye zindagi laut kar nahi aati
Ye kah kar wo
Kahi’n door badal’on ki aot
Mein chup gaya
Aur mein ne hawa’on k hath
Ye sandesa bheja
Mujhy ik baar mil jao
Ye zindagi laut kar nahi aati
usey kehna. . . !

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Haqeeqat agar afsana ban jaye tou kia kejiye...........................

Haqeeqat agar afsana ban jaye tou kia kejiye
Agar apna koi begana ban jaye to kia kejiye

Jis ko sadiyon pooja jaye
Agar wohi chorr jaye to kia kejiye

Band aankh’on se jis per aitebar kiya jaye
Agar wohi dhoka de to kia kejiye

hamesha se muhabbatain nichawar karny wala
Agar nafrat’ain de tou kia kejiye

Tum khud hi batao ‘Gul’ moaziz zamanay mein
Kon kis pe aitebar kia kejiye. .

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Milna hai tu khud aa k mil.........................

Milna hai tu khud aa k mil
Na bhej in band tehreer’on ko

Ye to such hai k tasalli ka imkaan hoti hain
lekin mujhy nahi pehenna in zanjeer’on ko

Kyun har baat ko muqaddar per taal rakhta hai
na laaya kar beech mein peeron ko

Marna tha to khud hi ek roz kah dety
Kia zarurat thi ye kehny ki aankhon k teer’on ko

Bus karo in zulm’on ki inteha kahin aisa na ho
Ik roz bedaar kar de ‘Gul’ k zameer’on ko. . !

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Raat ko ye Tootay sapnay...........................

Raat ko ye

Tootay sapnay

Meri band aankh’on

Ko zakhmi kar gaye
Aur
Saari raat

Khoon behta raha

Subha utha aur

Bister dekha

Tou pata chala
k
Raat Ko Kamray mein
KON AAYA HAI. . !

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Suna karty they jin khush’ion ka haal.........................

Suna karty they jin khush’ion ka haal
Aaj wohi jhonpri’an barbaad ho gaeen

Jab se tery ghum ko basaya hai dil mein
Mushkilain tou boht aain magar aasan ho gaeen

Teri umeed aur tery intezaar k aansu
Boht hasratain mileen magar fanaa ho gaeen

Jab bhi dekha kisi ujerty huay ko ‘Gul’
Ye aahain uth uth k toofan ho gaeen. .

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Wo kaha karta tha Jab...........................

Wo kaha karta tha
Jab
Mein tujhy bhoolunga
To wo din zindagi ka
Akhri din ho ga
Us raat taaray
Na chamkaingy
Us subha
Suraj na
Nikley ga
Wo kaha karta tha
Meri har
Saans se
Tu wabasta hai
Aaj jab us
Ne rasta badla
Tou
Yaad aya
Wo kaha karta tha

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Udaas kharra mein gohar-e-ashk pirota raha..............................

Udaas kharra mein gohar-e-ashk pirota raha
Judai mein teri raat bhar rota raha. .

Phool’on pe bhi sonay se youn laga
Jaisy kaanto’n pe mein sota raha. .

Dil mein jaga to both thi lekin
Tery baad is mein koi na thehra, na janay kia hota raha . .!

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Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana..........................

Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana?..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain?.
Wo Bachiyan Phasana?.
Wo Hasna Hasana?.
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana?.
Teachrz Ki Hatana?
Wo Punishment Milna?..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana?.
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana?..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na?..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs?.
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Yadain Hi Yadain.

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Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha.............................

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha,

Zra Gour farmaiyega.

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha.

Bachpan mein ye Mamo Or jawani mein Janu nazar Aata hai..!

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padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro.....................

padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro
tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai..
wo bola muskura kar ?aap bhi kya baat karte hain
mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai

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Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral Waley.............................

Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral Waley
Raz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta Hai
Asey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey
?Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai?

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ek ladki ki t-shart par car chappi thi.........................

ek ladki ki t-shart par car chappi thi ,

ek chota bachha use goar se dekh raha tha to

ladki boli car chalani h,

to bachha bola nhi-nhi car nhi chalani h ,

agr apki izajat ho to HORN bajalu.

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Banta to santa: Aapko air hostess ne.....................

Banta to santa: Aapko air hostess ne



Thappad kyun mara?



Santa: maine puccha ki



Susu karnae ki jagah kaha hai,



Wo boli pichhe



Maine kaha pahle to aage hua karti thi.

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Mat Kar Itni Muhobbat Aey Dil.......................

Mat Kar Itni Muhobbat Aey Dil..
Pyar Ka Dard Seh Na Payega
Toot Jayega Kisi Din Apno Ke Haathon Se
Kisne Toda Yeh Bhi Kisi Se Keh Na Payega.

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Sach"Pe koi Vishwas nhi krta..............................

Sach"Pe koi Vishwas nhi krta

Juth Pe sb Vishwas Krte H

Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Pdta

Pr

Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali Gali Jana Pdta H.

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"Swarth" Se Rishte Banane Ki Kitni.........................

"Swarth" Se Rishte Banane Ki Kitni

Kaushish Karo Rishte Banenge Nahi Or

Pyar"se Bane Rishte Todne Kikitni

Bhi Kaushish Karo Rishte Tutenge Nahi..

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Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nhi Ata K Kya Kre..........................

Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nhi Ata K Kya Kre?

Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta H

Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kr Jata Hai..!!

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Police: Car Gas Par Hai......................

Police: Car Gas Par Hai

Santa: Nahi Sir

Police: Petrol Par

Santa: Nahi Sir

Police: Diesel Par

Santa: Nahi Sir

Police: Phir Kis Par Hai

Santa: Installment Par Hai.

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Wo Keh Ke Chal diye ki Itni Mulaqaat Bahut Hai.....................

Wo Keh Ke Chal diye ki Itni Mulaqaat Bahut Hai...
Maine Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bahut Haii.....
Aansoo Mere Tham Jayein To PhirShonq Se Jana
Aise Main kaun mujhe sambalega....
Barsaat Bahut Haii.....
Wo Kehne Lage Jana Mera Bahut Zaroori Haiii...
Nahi Chahta Dil Toodun Tera Par Majboori Haii...
Gar Hui Ho Koi Khata To Maaf KerDena....
Maine Kaha Ho jao Chup Itni Kahi Baat Bahut
Haiii....
Samajh Gaya Hun Sab Aur Kuch Kehna Zaroori
Nahi

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Chehre Par Marne Wale Hazar MilJayenge.............................

Chehre Par Marne Wale Hazar MilJayenge....
Kuch Log Har Zarurat Puri Kar Jayenge....
Khawahish Hai Us Ki Jo Dil Se Samjhe Humein...
Hum To Zindagi Bhi Us Ke Naam Kar Jayenge..

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Ta’lluqaat Kabhi Is Qadar Na Tootay Thay.....................

Ta’lluqaat Kabhi Is Qadar Na Tootay Thay...Ke wo ab miley b tomilta hai aise ...
Ik anjaan ajnabi ho jaise......Teri Yaad Bhi Ho Ke Khafaa Guzarti Hai aise.... Bujhay Chiraagh Ko Chhuu Kar Hawaa Guzarti Hai jaise....

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mohabbat muqaddar hai khuwab to nahi......................

mohabbat muqaddar hai khuwab to nahi..?
ye wo ada hai jiska koi jawab nahi ,?
Jinhe panah mili unhe ungliyaon se gin lo.,?
Jo barbad huye hain unka hisab nahi...?

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Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega...................

Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega,
Kanjoosi ka aapko award diya jayega,
Bhool se koi sms ya call na kar dena,
Varna ye award aapse chheen liya jayega.

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Santa ne PCO pe jate..........................

Santa ne PCO pe jate
hi PCO wale ko 2
thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke
bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2
lagaye

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Har pal me ik gum sehna padta hai...............................

Har pal me ik gum sehna padta hai,
In aankho me ashko ko bhi rehna padta hai,
In ashko me dubi aankho ke lie,
Dil ko har dard chup chap sehna padta hai

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Santa Aeroplane Me pilot ka Head phone cheen Raha Tha.....................

Santa Aeroplane Me pilot ka Head phone cheen Raha Tha.

Pilot : Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : Salo ticket humle aur gaane

tum suno....

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Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sathjanam diya....................

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sathjanam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…

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Kids Stay Away........................

Kids Stay Away.
Suhag Rat Main Dulha Dulhan Se Kehta H.
Jaan Aaj Tumhe Chand Pe le JaouYa Taro Pe?
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Dulhan Sarmake Boli :
Ye To Aapka Rocket Dekh Kar Hi Bataungi.

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Jo Apni GF Ko Chand Samjhte H..........................

Jo Apni GF Ko Chand Samjhte H,
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Wo Kripya Dhyan De Ki..
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Chand Pe AapSe Phle 17 Log Chadh Chuke Hai,
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1 To Kutta Bhi Tha...!!

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Girl - Bas bhi karo ab......................

Girl - Bas bhi karo ab
Boy - Kuch nahi hota
Girl - Kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy - Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho thoda khol ke rakho agar nahi dikhaya to phel ho jaunga...

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Mayavati ne abhi tak shadi Q nahi ki.....................

Mayavati ne abhi tak shadi Q nahi ki
kyoki wo hathi se kaam chalati he
Aur
rahul gandhi ne abhi tak shadi kyo nahi ki
kyoki wo
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.hath se kaam chalata he.

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Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho....................

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

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Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko......................

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!

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Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala........................

Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain.
Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phirto Talla hi lagwa lain.

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Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain....................

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

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Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se.......................

Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
Doctor,
main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseelsay batao.

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy.......................

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti

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Ishq me ye anjam paya hai.......................

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain.......................

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

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Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay..............................

Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu……
Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai…

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Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun.......................

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun,
chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun…

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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do.

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Ladki ka dil pani ki tarah hota ha...........................

Ladki ka dil pani ki tarah hota ha??? aur ???
Larka ka dil mobile ki tarah???
chahey mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe ???
What mobile ki hi lagti hai...

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Ek Murghi Market Gayi.....................

Ek Murghi Market Gayi , Or Kaha"Ek Anda Dena"
Salesman: "Tum Anda Khud Q Nhi Deti.
Murghi: Mera Husband Ne Kaha He ...
Janu 4 Rupee K Liye Apna,
Figure Mt Khrab Kro Tum.

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3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ..........................

3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola
tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai?
1 sardar - hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai

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Public To Santa: Us Rowdy Ki..........................

Public To Santa: Us Rowdy Ki
Vajah Se Hum Pareshaan Hai.
Use Haamare Area Se Bhagaane Ka
Koi Tareeka Bataao?
Santa: Aasaan Hai,
Use Election Mein Khadaa Karke Mla Banaa Do.
Agle 5 Saal Tak Woh
Tumhaare Area Ki Taraf Nahi Aayega.

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Best breakup .........................

Best breakup :
Girl:I hate u get lost, I Don't wanna talk to you, This relationship is over-
Boy:what happnd??
I didn't look up with any girl, I love only you..!
Girl:Shut up, i don't wanna be with you, you didn't 'Like' my status on facebook ..

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Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel KoKaha...........................

Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel KoKaha:
Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho
Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo
Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi.

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aap agar din ko rat kho to hum rat.....................

aap agar din ko rat kho to hum rat khenge khe aap ager khe surj ko chand khenge
kyuki paglo se kbhi bahs nhi ki jati.

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Fir Ek Cigrete Jala Raha Hu..........................

Fir Ek Cigrete Jala Raha Hu,
Fir Ek Teeli Bhuja Rha Hu,

Uski Nazar Me Ye Ek Gunah hoga,
Main To bas uske Vaade Bhula Rha Hu,¤

Samajna Mt Isko Meri Aadat,
Main To Bus Dhuvaa Uda Rha Hu..,

Ye to uski Yaado K Silsile H,
Main to bas uski Yaade Jala Raha Hu,


Main Peekar Itna Bahak Chuka Hu,
Ke Gum K Kisse Suna Rha Hu,



Hai Meri Aankhe To Aaj Num,
Mgar Me Sbko Hansa Rha Hu..

Main to bus dhua uda raha hu...

Mai to bus dhua uda raha hu...

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Letter To Piincipal: Salaam kaminey.......................

Letter To Piincipal:
Salaam kaminey.
yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper
set karta hai....?
Kamino, students ki jaan nikal jati
hai..
.
Upar se kutte paper checkingto aise
karta hai jaise apni maa ki
maut ka badla le raha ho...
Aisa sylbus banaya hai jaise
tumhare yahan to haramkhor sab
topper hi janme hai..
tera baap bhi is paper me pass nai hoga.
tu khud is paper mein 10 baar fail
hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil saale.. bataunga
Abe kutte- pagal hu kya, jo apna naam likhunga..

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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do.

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Santa-Are Yaar Ye......................

Santa-Are Yaar Ye
Mobile To Mujhe Kangal
Kr Dega
Banta-Q?
Santa-Baar Baar Dikhata
Hai Battery Low Ab Tak
50 Battery Badal Chuka
Hu.

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa........................

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Santa
use
ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
.
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Kameenii !!!

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Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira.........................

Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira,
Usne wo pee li.
Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur
katrina behosh ho gayi...
.
.
Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai....

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Ravan k sar:10.............................

Ravan k sar:10
Ankhe:20
Nazar: sirf 1 ladki sita pr.!!
Ajkal k ladko ka sar :1
Ankhen:2
Nazar: hr ladki par..!!
Ab batao asli ravan kaun??

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satsang me baba- aaj aurat itne jaleel.....................................

satsang me baba- aaj aurat itne jaleel kapde pahanti h
unki bra khuli, tange or peeth, pura badan nagan dikhta h,
1 aawaz -baba aap satsang karo....
khada mat karo.

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Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta.........................

Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta
Bike se gir gaya,
.
.
.
Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in
ENG.
,
,
,
Amma- My londa gironda from
Hero-Honda,
Broken haddi ker de patti.

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zindgi ek ajab mod pe aa khadi thi or tum aaye...........................

zindgi ek ajab mod pe aa khadi thi or tum aaye.
har khusi sath mera cod kr ja rahi thi or tum aaye .

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Snta.Yar Hum Logo Ka Rista Kya Hai...........................

Snta.Yar Hum Logo Ka Rista Kya Hai
Bnta:Wahi Jo Besan aur Pacodae Ka Hota Hai.
Snta:o Kaise
Bnta:V.Simple Jab Basen "Santa"hai
to pakoda banta hai.

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Ek ladke ko ek ladki se pyar tha. . .......................

Ek ladke ko ek ladki se pyar tha. . .
Wo ladka ladki ke bap se milne gaya aur bola
ladk : me apki beti se pyar karta hu aur shadi karna chahta hu
baap : teri aukat dekh meri beti ke toilet paper bhi nai kharhd sakta

ladka : acha uncle itna haghti hai to fir rehnedo
hahahaha

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Santa: tumhara dudh kharab hai sharbat..........................

Santa: tumhara dudh kharab hai sharbat me dala to dudh phat gaya.
Dudh wala: kaun se sharbat me.
Santa: Nimbu pani me..

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Anniversary k moqa pr SANTA apni biwi ...........................

Anniversary k moqa pr SANTA apni biwi k liay gulabka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.
SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao

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1970 Dulha Dahej Me Sasurji se radio........................

1970
Dulha Dahej Me Sasurji se radio
Mangta Tha.
.
.
.
1980
Cycle.
.
.
.
1990 motor cycle
.
.
.
2000
Car .
.
.
2013
.
.
.
Bas Bina Boyfrnd wali dulhande
DO..
Baki mein kama lunga. :o :p
Agree then thoko like boys...
___

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Gf-I Love You.........................

Gf-I Love You

Boy-Tell me any diffrend style
GF-TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA?

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Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi............................

Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi
Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se
Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,
Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To
Teacher Ne Poocha,
Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”
Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga,
Teacher Ne Poocha
Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”
Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy
Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai
Aur
Mere Papa Unko Billi, Mujhe Samajh
Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon
Ya
Billa“

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Ek Aadmi Ki Shadi Hui.........................

Ek Aadmi Ki Shadi Hui,
Dost Se Mashwra Liya K,
Apni Bv Ka Dil Kese Jetoon ?
Frnd: Us K Pas Cigrette Laga Kar Jana Or
Dhuwa Us K Muh Pe Mar Kkehna:
Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chor Sakta Hun :->
Us Ne Jaa Kr Esa Hi Kia.
.
.
.
.
Bv Ne Sun Kar Jawab Dia:
"Nai Its Ok. Agar CLASSIC ULTRA MILD Hai
To Ek Sutta Mujhe Bhi Marna Hai.

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Jamai nu sasriya ma maan ghanu hoi 6............................

Jamai nu sasriya ma maan ghanu hoi 6.
Bolo kem? Kem k badha ne khabar hoy 6k jamai
e mara aa "VAVAZODA" ne sachavi ne betha 6

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8 yers ka bachha phul lekar ladki k paas gaya.....................

8 yers ka bachha phul lekar ladki k paas gaya.
Ladki ne use kiss kar diya wo BHAGNE LAGA to ladki ne pucha- kya hua?
Bachha:- GULDASTA lene ja raha hu...

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Dhoni Is 29 Yrs N Sakshi Is 21 Yrs.........................

Dhoni Is 29 Yrs N Sakshi Is 21 Yrs
Bt Stil Dhoni Says We Were School Friends Stupid
10th Me 1st Std Ki Ladki Pe Line Marta Tha,
Dhoni Is 29 Yrs N Sakshi Is 21 Yrs
Bt Stil Dhoni Says We Were School Friends Stupid
10th Me 1st Std Ki Ladki Pe Line Marta Tha,
Tharki Kahi Ka. . . .;) =))
Like: 59 - Length: 164 CharTharki Kahi Ka. . .

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Aey Hasil e khaloos bta kia jwaab doon........................

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Tuesday, 30 April 2013

Aey Hasil e khaloos bta kia jwaab doon,

duniya yeh poochti hai k main kyu udaas hoon.

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Is Raaz-E-Mohabbat -Ko Aam Nahin Karna......................

Is Raaz-E-Mohabbat -Ko Aam Nahin Karna !!
Chahat Ke Jazboon Ko Badnaam Nahin Karna !!
Tum Jaan Ho Hamari Bas Itna Samajh Lo !!
Mere In Lafzoon Ko Neelam Nahin Karna...!

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aye chand to chamakna chhod bi de ................

aye chand to chamakna chhod bi de ..?
Teri chandni hamae bahut satati hai..?
tere hi jaisa hai mere yaar ka chehra ..?
Tujhe dekh ke wo bahut yaad aati hai..?

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Pyaar to zindagi ka afsana hai.......................

Pyaar to zindagi ka afsana hai..?
Iska apna hi ik tarana hai,,?
Pata hai sabko milenge sirf aansho ,,?
Par na jane duniya me iska har koi kiyon diwana hai. ..?

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intiha hogayi apne pyar ki gahrayi ki..........................

intiha hogayi apne pyar ki gahrayi ki.?
Aadat si ho gayi hai ab unse judaai ki..?
dhoka dena uski fitrat to nahi...?
Koi wajah to jarour hogi hamse bewafai ki..!?

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kisi ko palko me mat basauo kiyon ki palko......................

kisi ko palko me mat basauo kiyon ki palko me sirf sapne baste hain..?
Basana hai to dil me basauo kiyon ki dil me sirf apne baste hain,.?

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karni mujhe khuda se kuch faryad baki hai.....................

karni mujhe khuda se kuch faryad baki hai.?
Kahni hame unse kuch bat baki hai..?
maut aayegi to kah denge jara ruk...?
Abi hamare dosht se ik mulaqat baki hai.,?

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chand se jab mulaqaat hoti hai .?

chand se jab mulaqaat hoti hai .?
aapke bare me unse kuch baat hoti hai...?
Wo kahte hain hamare pas sitara hai..?
Ham kahte hai unse b khobsurat dosh hamara hai..?

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Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nhi badte..........................

♥ ♥ Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nhi badte,
Dur hone se ehsas nhi marte,
Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamare beech,
Lekin aisa koi pal nhi jab hum apko yad nhi krte.. ♥ ♥

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Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge........................

Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge
Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge
Chahe Jo Haalat Ho Aapse Munh Na Modenge
Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor Magar AapkaDil Na Todenge..!!

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Wo Mera Hai To Wo Mujhse Door Kyun Hain?......................

Wo Mera Hai To Wo Mujhse Door Kyun Hain?
Door Rehkar Jeene Ko Hum Majboor Kyun
Hain?
Pyar Hum Dono Ne Kiya Tha Ek Jaisa,
To Mera Kasoor Kyun Hai Aur Wo Bekasoor
Kyun Hai.

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Bada Ajeeb Sa Zehar Tha Uski Yaadon Mein........................

Bada Ajeeb Sa Zehar Tha Uski Yaadon Mein
Saari Umar GuZar Gayi Mujhe Marte Marte........!!

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Chahat Hai Agar Aake Mujhase Mil Jaa Tu...........................

Chahat Hai Agar Aake Mujhase Mil
Jaa Tu
Yaa Phir Aaisa Kar, Dharti Se Mila
De Mujhko
Tu He Re, Tu He Re Tere Bina Main
Kaise Jiyu
Aajaa Re, Aajaa Re, Yu He Tadpa Na
Tu Mujhko

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wo kisi or ki khatir hume bhool gaye ......................

wo kisi or ki khatir hume bhool gaye to koi baat nahi,
yarro
kabhi hum bhi bhool gye they saara zamana unki khatir....

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Kisi Khoobsurat Mausam Me.........................

Kisi Khoobsurat Mausam Me,
Meri Aankho Pe Aap Apna Hath Rakh Do..
Or Haste Hue Keh Do,
Pehchan Lo To Ham Tumhare..
0r Na Pehchano,
To Tum Hmare..

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Main Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karti...........................

Main Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karti,
Iska Matlab Yeh Nahi Ki, Main Tujhe pyar Nahi Karti..
Chahti Hu Main Tujhe Aaj Bhi Par,
Teri Soch Mein Apna Waqt Bekar Nahi Karti..
Tmasha Na Ban Jaye Kahi Mahobbat Meri,
Isiliye Apne Dard Ko Namudaar Nahi Karti..
Jo Kuch Mila Hai Usi Me Khush Hu Main,
Tere Liye Bhagwan Se Taqraar Nahi Karti..

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Ek Din jab beet jayega ye pal............................

Ek Din jab beet jayega ye pal,
Ek Din jab yaad karoge ye pal,
Ek Din ham Bhi honge,
shayed Ek yaad ka hissa,
shocha hoge jab bethkar
jane konsi ek pagal si ladki thi,
Ek jhalli si ladki thi,
jane kya kya wo Kehti thi,
kabhi chup na wo rehti thi,
mohobbat ham se krti thi,
Aur ye kehti bhi Rehti thi,
Hame Tumse mohobbat nahi ??
Tumne ye Socha kaise
wahi ye bhi kehti thi kaho tum mere hi ho na

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kahi Tum door na hona...................

kahi Tum door na hona
ki hum fir jee na payenge
Ek pal bhi jo roothe Tu hum Tu mar hi jayenge
fir khatam hui sab baate
Nikal aye ham agey..........
chudakar Daaman ham unse.........
chale ayey ham agey........

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Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye....
Bhikare hue sapne ham jod nahi paaye....
sayad honge ham hi itne Bure....
Jo kisi ke dil mai ham utar nahi paaye....

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Yun Tua Sadmo Mein Bhi Hans Lete The Hum.....................

"Yun Tua Sadmo Mein Bhi Hans Lete The Hum,
Aaj Kyun Bewajah Rone Lage Hum..
Barso Se HatheLiyan Khali Hi Rahi Meri,
Phir Aaj Kyun Laga Ki Sab Khone Lage Hai Hum..!!

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Mit Jaye Ye Duri Agar Tum Chaho......

Mit Jaye Ye Duri Agar Tum Chaho......
Na Koi Ho Majburi Agar Tum Chaho......
Hume To Hai Chahne Wale Bahut.....
Magar Humari Ye Tamanna Hai K Hume Tum Chaho......!

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Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ko.......................

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ko
Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya..
.
.
Uske Paas Paise Nahi The,
Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Le kar Gaya,
Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad,Usne Soup Mangaya Aur Usme Cockroach Daal Diya,
.
.
Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer KoZeher Khilate Ho
”Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya..
.
.
.
Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi

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Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski GirlfriendKo Lekar...........................

Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski GirlfriendKo Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya,
Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soup Order Kiya,
.
.
.
.
To Reply Mila Ki Soup Khatam Ho Gaya hai.

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New style of love....................

New style of love
To,
The Janeman,
I love you,

sub.-applicatio n for love.
Jaan,
I beg to say that. I am a student of your heart. Everymoment i remember about you. While i remember you my heart becomes very fast. I can't live without you.
Kindly grant me love.
THANKYOU
YOUR LOVER
NAME-DIWANA
CLASS-LOVE FAIR
CLASS-143
Your's lover ranjeet

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Aap Aur Aapke Life Partner..........................

Aap Aur Aapke Life Partner, Yadi Sukhi Aur Savasth Rehna Chahte Ho Toh -

Istemal Karo
"Kohinoor"
.
.
.
.

Basmati Rice...
Achccha Khaoge Tabhi
Achccha Soch Paoge...!!!

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GF chahe jaisi ho....................

GF chahe jaisi ho.

Awara
Pagal
Diwani
Lafangi
.
.
par jab uska sms aata hai dil kehta hai
.

Tedi Hai Pr Meri Hai.

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HoSLe Sare AZMa Bethe........................

*HoSLe Sare AZMa
Bethe
*
HuM ZaMaNe K
GuM uTHa Bethe
*
JiSKi CHaHaT Me
uMar BHar TaDPe
USSi Ki SHaDi me
DuSri LaDKi PaTa
Bethe

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Dosti krne me to "READY" hE hum.....................

Dosti krne me to "READY" hE hum
Dosto ko yaad krne ke liye
"WANTED" hE hum
Ab to pahchan lo is "DABANG" ko
Dosti kE duniya 1
"EK TIGAR"h hum

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Ek ladki thi diwanisi.....................

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Monday, 29 April 2013

Ek ladki thi diwanisi ;
Sundar si ;
Lambi si ;
Nazrein jhukake, sharmake ,
Galion se gujarti thi ;
Latak matak k chalti thi ,
Aur
Kaha karti thi ;

'Machhli Lelo Machhli'

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Ek Student University Toilet me gaya.....................

Ek Student University Toilet me gaya
Jab Wo Seat pe baitha to Samne,
Deewar pe likha hua tha
"Itna Zor Padhai me Lagate to 1st aa Jate"

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Marte sharabhi se bhagwan ne pucha......................

Marte sharabhi se bhagwan ne pucha,
Koi antim icha.
Sharabi: aane wale janam me
Daant bhale hi ek dena,
Par liver 32 dena 1 dete ho,
Sla jaldi kharab ho jata h.

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Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING.....................

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING

DAY!send this to someone that

you think is gorgeous, dont

send it to me as I have had

100s already

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Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,........................

Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,
O my darling!I love u.After Marriage:Roses are dead,
I have flu,don`t come near me,Paray hatt tuu.

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1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti h.....................

1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H,
Writer- 6 Months
Doctor- 2 Months
Lawyer- 1 Month
Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta dete hai,

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Air HosTess To LaLu-Sir R U Vegterian....................

Air HosTess To LaLu-Sir R U Vegterian?
Lalu:
I am Indian.
She-No Sir R U Shakaahaari ya Mansaahaari?
Lalu-hatt Sasuri I am Bihari....

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Raju:-doctor mai roj ek bura sapna dekhta hu,........................

Raju:-doctor mai roj ek bura sapna dekhta hu,
ki 4 sunder ladkiyon se meri shadi ho rahi hai.
.
Doctor:-mager tum isse bura sapna kyon kahte ho?
.
Raju:-aapne kabhi itni ladkiyon ka khana pkaya ho to apko pata ho na.

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Ummid ki diwar dhah gai.....................

Ummid ki diwar dhah gai.
Aankho se aansu ki nadi bah gai.
Hamari kya ijjat rah gai.
Jab padosan ki ladki hame bhaiya kah gai.

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New style of love To..........................

New style of love
To,
The Janeman,
I love you,

sub.-applicatio n for love.
Jaan,
I beg to say that. I am a student of your heart. Everymoment i remember about you. While i remember you my heart becomes very fast. I can't live without you.
Kindly grant me love.
THANKYOU
YOUR LOVER
NAME-DIWANA
CLASS-LOVE FAIR
CLASS-143
Your's lover Aary

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Ek bar ek boy ko hichki aai .....................

Ek bar ek boy ko hichki aai . ( usko koi yad kar raha tha )
or tbhi vo jor se pada.
Boy : yad karne vale ne yad to kiya
lekin gand bhi fad di !!!!!

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Sarab bani to menkhane bane ........................

Sarab bani to menkhane bane
husn bane to deevane bane
Kuche to baat hai aapme bhi U hi to nahi pagal khane bane

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Ladka:janeman is dil me chali jao.........................

Ladka:janeman is dil me chali jao
ladki:chappl nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagali ye mandir nahi he , Aise hi aajao.......

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Door se dekha to santra tha..........................

Door se dekha to santra tha
paas gaye to bhi santra tha,
kha kar dekha to bhi santra tha!
Vaah! Kya santra tha!!!?..

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Tu chand mange me chand de du ......................

Tu chand mange me chand de du
tu rat mange me rat de du
tu dil mange me dil dedu tu jaan mange........
Abe bashkar dipartmental stor samaj rakha hai kya??

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Best memory of school life.........................

Best memory of school life

Notes copy karte samy
Ye kya likha h bey

jO samajh aa rha hai wo likh baki aise hi design bana de..

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The only thing we learn in class during.......................

The only thing we learn in class during serious lectures is...
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Typing msgs without looking at the Phone!!!

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Jis taraf dekhu Apka hi Naam likha hai.......................

Jis taraf dekhu Apka hi Naam likha hai,

upar "Chappal Chor aur niche 2 rupay inaam likha hai...

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Madhu:-mere sasur ji bahut bulkd h.....................

Madhu:-mere sasur ji bahut bulkd h.
1 din jb vo bahr se aaye to ghadi bistr pr rakhi or khud mej pr baith gye.
Aarti:-ye koi bdi baat nhi h. Mere sasur ji to itne bulkd h,
ek din bahr se aaye to paan ki peek bistr pr thuk di or
khud naali k paas baith gye.

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kisi ko yaad nahi ati koi yaado me rota..........................

kisi ko yaad nahi ati koi yaado me rota he kisi ko
nind nahi aati koi din raat sota he saza hamesha
1 ko Q milti h? Jab ki kasur 2no ka hota hai.

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Master-kal school kyon nahi aye....................

Master-kal school kyon nahi aye.?
Boy-girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Master-kis liye.
Boy-yes sir.
Master-maine puchha kis liye.?
Boy-liye sir bahut liye.

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Pappu:-tujhe ghar se market pahuchne me ek ghanta.....................

Pappu:-tujhe ghar se market pahuchne me ek ghanta laga or return me char ghante kyon lage?
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Santa:-kya karu yaar reverse me ek hi gear tha.

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Kirayedar:-bhai sahab apne ye kaisa makan mujhe kiraye per diya......................

Kirayedar:-bhai sahab apne ye kaisa makan mujhe kiraye per diya,
yaha to chuhe hi dodte rahte hai.
.
.
.
Makan malik:-to kya itne kum kiraye me aap ghode ki race dekhna chahte hai.

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Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate?.....................

Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate?
.
.
.
Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo ,
per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.

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Chuho Ki Gang Talwar Lekr Ja Rhi Thi.......................

Chuho Ki Gang Talwar Lekr Ja Rhi Thi.
Sher Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Ek Chuha Bola, Haathi Ki Item Ko Kisi Ne Ched Diya Hai Aur Naam Hamara Aaya Hai
Lashen Bicha Denge Lashen..

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Ek Haati talab me gir gya.......................

Ek Haati talab me gir gya,
sabhi Mendak bahr nikle gye par ek haathi ki peeth pr baith gya.
Achank saare mendak chillaye~Dubo sale ko dubo,Londiyabazi karne aaya tha

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Ek Doggy subh se sham tk bhokta tha BAO BAO......................

Ek Doggy subh se sham tk bhokta tha
BAO BAO
BAO BAO
BAO BAO
BAO BAO
BAO BAO
BAO BAO
BAO BAO
BAO BAO
BAO BAO

Haan bilkul aise hi.

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Ravan k sar~10...................

Ravan k sar~10
Ankhe~20
Nazar~Sirf 1Ladki Sita par.
Ajkal
Ladko ka sar~1
Ankhe~2
Nazar~har ladki par...!!
Ab batao...
Asli Ravan???

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Ary kia hai jara gaur farmaiyega....................

Ary kia hai jara gaur farmaiyega,

2 mil door se agar kisi beautiful ladki ki diddar,
wah...wah....


2 mil.................
wah........wah........


to langda bhi aise bhage jaise, KARIZMA ZMR.

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Villege Couple In Restaurant ...................

Villege Couple In Restaurant

Bf-Tum kya khaogi?
Gf-Jo Tum khaoge!

Bf-Accha,Waiter Menu lana.

Gf-(sharmate huwe) Mai Bhi Menu khaungi.

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1 Girl park me bench pe baithi thi................

1 Girl park me bench pe baithi thi..
Bikhri bola - Darling I Love You..
Girl - IDIOT, Mai waisi ladki nahi hoon..
Bikhari - Fir tum mere BED par kya kar rahi ho.

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Mouse To Elephant...........................

Mouse To Elephant
"2 Din K Liye Teri pant Dena
Elephant
"HA.HA.HA..!
Pehnega Kya?"
Mouse : "Nahi.
Beti Ki Shadi Hai,
Mandap Lagvana Hai.

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Akbar:Mujse Vada kar Teri Biwi Ki........................

Akbar:Mujse Vada kar Teri Biwi Ki Paheli Kiss Mujhe Lene Denga,
Birbal:Vada Hujoor! Par Meri Bhi 1Shart He,
Akbar:Bol?
Birbal:Shadi Apki Bahan Se Karoonga

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Aapko pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai?.........................

Aapko pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai?
Soncho
Soncho
.
.
.
.
Vry simple kurkure khatam ho jata hi .....

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Santa To His Gf On Msg......................

Santa To His Gf On Msg.
Santa:"I Love U Jan".
Gf Reply "Love U To"
Santa Shocked N Ask.
"Ek Tho Main Hu Dushra Koun"

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2 Dost Jungle Mein,........................

2 Dost Jungle Mein,
Raste Me Raat Ho Gayi
Wo Tent Laga K So Gaye..
.
Raat Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli..
Usne Dusre Ko Jaga K Kaha:
"Aasman Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Bata Tujhe
Kya Nazar Aatahai..??
.
.
2nd:"bahut Sare Sitare
1st:"isse Kya Pata Chalta Hai..??
2nd:"asman Khubsurat Hai..
1st:"abey Newton Ki Aulad,
Tent Chori Ho Gaya Hai..

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Killer shayari.......................

Killer shayari.
Unke gum me humne pi li sharab

Bhai unke gum me Humne pi li sharab

Fir Jo Hui tabiyat khrab,







De tatti,
De peshab.
De tatti,
De peshab.

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School Ki Madam Ladkiyo Se: Kya Tum Bta Skti........................

School Ki Madam Ladkiyo Se: Kya Tum Bta Skti Ho Ki Tmhara Dil Kaha h?
Sabhi ladkiyan zor Se boli jisne ye msg bheja hai usKe
Paas.

Madam Has K: Mera Bhi
Uff, Ye Ldka bhi na..

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DIL mere to diwana hai pagal hai maine mana hai.......................

DIL mere to diwana hai pagal hai maine mana hai.

pal pal aahen bharta hai, kehne se darta hai,
dil mere tu diwana iai.

khamosiyon ki juba koi na samje yahn sehra me gul khilte ji ke v milte nahi jane hai kiski khata anjan ye hai pata.

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ALIGARH STYKE......................

ALIGARH STYKE

BOY-I LOVE YOU

GIRL-ESO THAPPAD PADEGO KI SIDHO AGRA JA KE GIREGO.

BOY-NEK HAULE MARIYA MOYE TUNDLA PE KACHU KAAM HE...

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Bap- agar tu fir exam me fail ho gya to mujhe papa mat bolna...................

Bap- agar tu fir exam me fail ho gya to mujhe papa mat bolna.

Exam k bad

bap- how is ur result.

Beta- dimag ki aisi taisi mat kar BABULAL tune Bap hone ka hak kho diya

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wife : tumhe pyar karna nahi aata.......................

wife : tumhe pyar karna nahi aata....
husb : to kya ye 3 bachhe internet se download kiya hain?
wife: nahi ye to tumhare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai...

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Bandar Ki Beti Bole......................

Bandar Ki Beti Bole-
"Papa Muje B Shadi Karni Hai !!"
Bandar Bola-
"Beti Sabra Karr, Dulha Abhi Sms Padh Raha Hai,
Padh K Muskrayaga To Samjo Rishta Pakka!

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Girl & boy are kissing each others in the room.....................

Girl & boy are kissing each others in the room.

Girl's Papa: Bati kiya kar rahi ho?
Girl: Pactical kar raha hu papa.
G.papa: Itna bhi mat kiya karo ki Exam. Ke phale hi Marksheet aao jaye.

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Inhe aise set karo k ye 1 Romantic word bn jaye........................

Inhe aise set karo k ye 1 Romantic word bn jaye

"y,t,a,m,r,h,e"

or ye wahi kr skta hai jo kisi se saccha pyar krta ho
challenge for u. replY. Plz

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Ek bar ek chamatkar hua........................

Ek bar ek chamatkar hua
Indian train waqt par aagayi
tabhi sab station master ko badhai dene gaye
tab station master bola,are ye to kal ki train hai jo 24 ghante late aayi
INDIAN RAIL
HAMESHA LATE

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Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai.................

Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai


Gaur Farmayiye


Fedrick Bola Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai


ACP Pradhuman Bola


Fedrick,Ladki To Rangeen Hai Par Mamla Bada Sangeen Hai...

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Swimming pool me paani bahut gehra hai........................

Swimming pool me paani bahut gehra hai,






Daya says:Sir lagta hai ye aadmi iss hotel me

Kisi dusre naam se thehra hai...

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Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue......................

Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...


Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...


Fredricks Kya Fingerprints Matbh Hue

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Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye Hain.....................

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye Hain

Wah! Wah!

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye Hain


Medam Darwaza Kholiye Hum
CiD Se Aaye Hain...

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Why All Hates CiD?..................

Why All Hates CiD?
Just Check it.

Lady:Rahul mera Bhai tha.
Daya:Kya?? Rahul tumhara bhai tha??
Lady:Haan Sir...Rahul mera bhai tha.
Abhijeet:Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha??
Lady:Haan Sir,wo mera bhai tha.

ACP:My God,iska matlab tum Rahul ki Behn ho...

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Boss Gun le ke Gusse me office aaya or chillaya..........................

Boss Gun le ke Gusse me office aaya or chillaya-

kisne meri wife ko kiss kiya,
Sale ko jaan se mar dunga,

piche se Awaz aayi- Goliyan kum pad jayegi...!!!!!

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CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya.....................

CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...

CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...

Jis Room Mein Mana Raha Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat,


Daya Ne Uska Bhi Darwaza Tod Diya...!!

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Kaun he wo Aadmi jisne ye Harkat ki..........................

Kaun he wo Aadmi jisne ye Harkat ki...
.
.
.
Kaun he wo aadmi jisne ye harkat ki he...
.
.
.
Daya pata lagao ki yeh Bandook ki Goliyan kisne khatam ki he.

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Wo meri sabse achchi dost h aapke bare........................

Wo meri sabse achchi dost h aapke bare me puch rahi thi
maine use aapka pata de diya h aati hi hogi uska naa h
muskurahat dekho shayad aa gayi.

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Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen...................

Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
yeshtever sawhney khatri frm bani

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Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.......................

Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
.
.
.
Chapal Utar K
.
.
.
Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.
I Like SMS - Like: 10 -

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Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral...............................

Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)
.
Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
.
Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni

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Que. Ye pYaR Kb hOtA hAi...................

Que. Ye pYaR Kb hOtA hAi

AnS . Jb RaHu keTu Aur shAni ki DashA khAraB ho aUr maNgal ApkA kamJor ho
AuR BhaGwaN maZe lEne ke MuD mE ho

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Aap Jo So Gye To Khwab Hmara Ayega.....................

Aap Jo So Gye To Khwab Hmara Ayega

1 Pyari Si Muskaan Apke Chehre Per Layega

Khidki Darwaje Dil K Khol Kr Sona

Warna Ap Hi Batao Hmara

Khwab Kha Se Aayega.

Good Night..

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Ek bevfa ke jakhmo pr marham lagane hum gay..................

Ek bevfa ke jakhmo pr marham lagane hum gay.marham n mila,
marham ki kasm,marham ki jagah mar hum gay.

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1 2 3 ready (boom).......................

1
2
3
ready
(boom)
HAPPY LOHRI
o sorry
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
sorry again
HAPPY DIWALIoooopps.
maaf kerna jyada pee li hai.

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Tumhari yad dilse jane nahi denge.......................

Tumhari yad dilse jane nahi denge
Tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge
Sharafat se contact me rehna
Warna khub Marenge
Or Rone bhi Nahi denge

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Na Chahu Tujhe Ye Mumkin Nahi.......................

Na Chahu Tujhe Ye Mumkin
Nahi
….. Bhool Jau Sabkuch Ye
Mumkin
Nahi … Bus Mumkin Hai To Itna
Hi Ki Tu Mujhko
Bhula De …. Ek Barr Kisi K Sath
Has
K Tu Mujhe Zindgi
Bhar K Liye Rula De …. Lakin Ye
Rakhna Yaki K Hum Na Bhulange
Tujhe A Haseen …. Karte Karte
Tere
Pyar Me Hum Na Jane Kya
Kar Jayenge …. Teri Naam Le Le
Kar Yuhi Hum Mar Jayenge

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Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko kya khoob kaha......................

Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko
kya khoob kaha:
"Zindagi me do minute koi
mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe
ja rahe the..
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak
mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja
rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke
hath se diye
ek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde
odhaye ja rahe the..
Do kadam sath na chalne
ko tayar
tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe
the..
Aaj pata chala
ke''MAUT''itni hasin hoti
hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to ­ yu hi
jiyeja rahe the..

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Bichar Ke Tum Se Zindagi Saza Lagti Hai.........................

Bichar Ke Tum Se Zindagi Saza Lagti
Hai
Yeh Saans Bhi Jaise Mujh Se Khafa
Lagti Hai ..
Tarap Uthte Hain Dard Ke Maare
Zakhmon Ko Jab Tere Sheher Ki Hawa
Lagti Hai ..
Agar Ummeed-E-Wafa Karun To Kis Se
Karun
Mujh Ko Toh
Meri Zindagi Bhi Be-Wafa Lagti Hai ..

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Mere har Ghari k Humsfar...................

Mere har Ghari k Humsfar
...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de
....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka
..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de....
Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari
Teri Justju me guzar di...
Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar....
Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de....
Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar
..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei..
Mere Ansuon ko Samet le
...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.

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Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko kya khoob kaha.......................

Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko
kya khoob kaha:
"Zindagi me do minute koi
mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe
ja rahe the..
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak
mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja
rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke
hath se diye
ek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde
odhaye ja rahe the..
Do kadam sath na chalne
ko tayar
tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe
the..
Aaj pata chala
ke''MAUT''itni hasin hoti
hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to ­ yu hi
jiyeja rahe the...:))

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Jo hd se na guzre wo pyar hi kya....................

Jo hd se na guzre wo pyar hi kya
jo hsne pr mzbur na krde wo yar hi kya
yu to sb intzar krte h sanse tutne tk
jo bure tym m sath na dw wo yar kya

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Ye duniya mohabbat ki dushman ho gai hai..................

*Ye duniya mohabbat ki dushman ho gai hai
Mohabbat ab dosto kitabo me rahgai hai
Wo din beet gaye jab log pyar me jan diya karte the
Ab to husn ki pyasi duniya rah gai hai
Koi nahi sunta kisi ke dil ki sada
Sabko dilon se khelne ki aadat si ho gai hai~

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manzil to teri yahi basi thi umar guzar di aate aate..........................

manzil to teri yahi basi thi umar guzar di aate aate.,?
Kiya mila tujhe is duniya me tere apne hi jala diye jate jate...?

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kitna dard hai dil me dikhaya nahi jata.....................

kitna dard hai dil me dikhaya nahi jata..?
Gambhir hai kissa sunaya nahi jata.?
G bhar ke ik bar dekh lo is chehre ko ..?
Kiyon ki bar bar kafan uthaya nahi jata...?

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zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti ..?......................

zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti ..?
amanat me kbi khayanat nahi hoti..?
Jara sambhal kar rakhna apne dil ko aye dosht..?
Kiyon ki hamari doshti me kabi zamanat nahi hoti...?

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wo mera hai unka naam koi aur na le..?.......................

wo mera hai unka naam koi aur na le..?
In bhigti aankho ka jaam koi aur na le...?
Kuch is liye nahi chhoda unka sath ..?
Wo gir jaye to unhe

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marathi joke,..,Gabar:nach basanti .....................

marathi joke,..,Gabar:nach basanti nach aata mazhi satakli,
basanti:nachu kiti nachu kiti meri kambar lachakli

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Koi Wada Nahi Phir Bhi Tera.......................

♥••• Koi Wada Nahi Phir Bhi Tera
Intezar Hain •••♥
.
♥••• Judai Ke Baad Bhi Tujhse Pyaar Hain
•••♥
.
♥••• Tere Chehre Ki Udasi De Rahi
Hai Gawahi •••♥
.
♥••• Mujhse Milne Ke Liye Tu Bhi
Bekarar Hain •••♥

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Khubsoorat Hain Aankhen Teri...................

Khubsoorat Hain Aankhen Teri
Raat Ko Jagna Chhod De..
Khud-Ba-Khud Nind Aa Jayegi
Tu Mujhe Sochna Chhod De.!!

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Maine Rab Se Kaha.........................

Maine Rab Se Kaha..... ''
Wo Chali Gayi Mujhe
akela Chhodd Kar,
Pata Nahin Kya Majburi
Thi....!!
.
Rab Ne Kaha Mujh Se...... '
''Iss Mein Uska Koi Kasoor
Nahin,
Yeh Kahani Maine Likhi Hi
Adhoori Thi....!

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Arrey sangdil apna aqeeda to batata ja.....................

Arrey sangdil apna aqeeda to batata ja

Mohabbat pe yakeen nhi hai ya mujh per

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Is Raaz-E-Mohabbat -Ko Aam Nahin Karna .....................

Is Raaz-E-Mohabbat -Ko Aam Nahin Karna !!
Chahat Ke Jazboon Ko Badnaam Nahin Karna !!
Tum Jaan Ho Hamari Bas Itna Samajh Lo !!
Mere In Lafzoon Ko Neelam Nahin Karna...!

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Manzilain Sab Ka Muqadar Hon..........................

Manzilain Sab Ka Muqadar Hon Yeh Zaroori To Nahi,

Kho Bhi Jaatey Hain Nayi Rahon Par Chalne Wale..!!

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Aey Hasil e khaloos bta kia jwaab doon,........................

Aey Hasil e khaloos bta kia jwaab doon,

duniya yeh poochti hai k main kyu udaas hoon.

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1 nursery class ka baccha~Mam.......................

1 nursery class ka baccha~Mam kya meri umar baccha BAAP bn sakta hai.
Mam~nhi
Baccha sidewali ladki se dekha tu faltu me dar rhi thi.

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wife : tumhe pyar karna nahi aata...................

wife : tumhe pyar karna nahi aata....
husb : to kya ye 3 bachhe internet se download kiya hain?
wife: nahi ye to tumhare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai...

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Bap- agar tu fir exam me fail ho gya......................

Bap- agar tu fir exam me fail ho gya to mujhe papa mat bolna.

Exam k bad

bap- how is ur result.

Beta- dimag ki aisi taisi mat kar BABULAL tune Bap hone ka hak kho diya

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Girl & boy are kissing each others in the room.......................

Girl & boy are kissing each others in the room.

Girl's Papa: Bati kiya kar rahi ho?
Girl: Pactical kar raha hu papa.
G.papa: Itna bhi mat kiya karo ki Exam. Ke phale hi Marksheet aao jaye.

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Bandar Ki Beti Bole..........................

Bandar Ki Beti Bole-
"Papa Muje B Shadi Karni Hai !!"
Bandar Bola-
"Beti Sabra Karr, Dulha Abhi Sms Padh Raha Hai,
Padh K Muskrayaga To Samjo Rishta Pakka!

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Inhe aise set karo k ye 1 Romantic word bn jaye........................

Inhe aise set karo k ye 1 Romantic word bn jaye

"y,t,a,m,r,h,e"

or ye wahi kr skta hai jo kisi se saccha pyar krta ho
challenge for u. replY. Plz

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Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid...................

Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid
How to open the door without Ringing the bell






Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.

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Nail paint layaya jata he nail me.............................

Nail paint layaya jata he nail me,


Wah! Wah!


Nail paint lagaya jata he nail me,


Acp:Ab tum zindgi bhar sadte rehna jail me.

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husbaod apni wife se.............................

husbaod apni wife se

hata lo apne chahre se ye zulfe

a jaane e tamanna . . . . .

khuda kasam agli bar khane

me baal aaye to sajni

segajni bana dunga......

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Ek bar ek chamatkar hua.......................

Ek bar ek chamatkar hua
Indian train waqt par aagayi
tabhi sab station master ko badhai dene gaye
tab station master bola,are ye to kal ki train hai jo 24 ghante late aayi
INDIAN RAIL
HAMESHA LATE

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Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai........................

Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai


Gaur Farmayiye


Fedrick Bola Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai


ACP Pradhuman Bola


Fedrick,Ladki To Rangeen Hai Par Mamla Bada Sangeen Hai...

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Swimming pool me paani bahut gehra hai.....................

Swimming pool me paani bahut gehra hai,






Daya says:Sir lagta hai ye aadmi iss hotel me

Kisi dusre naam se thehra hai...

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Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue..........................

Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...


Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...


Fredricks Kya Fingerprints Matbh Hue?

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Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye Hain.......................

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye Hain

Wah! Wah!

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye Hain


Medam Darwaza Kholiye Hum
CiD Se Aaye Hain...

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Why All Hates CiD?..........................

Why All Hates CiD?
Just Check it.

Lady:Rahul mera Bhai tha.
Daya:Kya?? Rahul tumhara bhai tha??
Lady:Haan Sir...Rahul mera bhai tha.
Abhijeet:Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha??
Lady:Haan Sir,wo mera bhai tha.

ACP:My God,iska matlab tum Rahul ki Behn ho...

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CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya.......................

CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...

CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...

Jis Room Mein Mana Raha Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat,


Daya Ne Uska Bhi Darwaza Tod Diya...!!

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Boss Gun le ke Gusse me office aaya or chillaya......................

Boss Gun le ke Gusse me office aaya or chillaya-

kisne meri wife ko kiss kiya,
Sale ko jaan se mar dunga,

piche se Awaz aayi- Goliyan kum pad jayegi...!!!!!

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Kaun he wo Aadmi jisne ye Harkat ki..................

Kaun he wo Aadmi jisne ye Harkat ki...
.
.
.
Kaun he wo aadmi jisne ye harkat ki he...
.
.
.
Daya pata lagao ki yeh Bandook ki Goliyan kisne khatam ki he.

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Wo meri sabse achchi dost h aapke............................

Wo meri sabse achchi dost h aapke bare me puch rahi thi
maine use aapka pata de diya h aati hi hogi uska naa h
muskurahat dekho shayad aa gayi.

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Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen.......................

Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
yeshtever sawhney khatri frm bani

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Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta..........................

Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
.
.
.
Chapal Utar K
.
.
.
Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

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Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral........................

Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)
.
Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
.
Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me........................

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
.
.
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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Ek Ladki............................

Ek Ladki,

ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai

Aur

Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,

Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?

Maalik : Meri Maa

Tu Dimag Mat Laga,

Ghar Jaa,

Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.

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1 admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya tbhi .........................

1 admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya tbhi toilet devi prakat hui ar 1 golden color ka mobile usey deney lagi.
tab vo admi bola ki nhi mera mobile soney ka nhi tha
devi ; abey gadhey dho ley isey ye tera hi hai

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chandni raat thi..........................

chandni raat thi.
main chht pr leta tha.
or bo mere paas thi.
sarmili,chhbili,nayi nabeli.
mene usse pakda.
ek ek kar ke uski saari parto ko khola.
main khada tha.
wo natmastk thi.
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yaaro bh koi or nahi meri pustak thi.
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salo.hamesha galat mt socha karo.

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chand taro ki mahfil sajayege hum......................

chand taro ki mahfil sajayege hum.
tere liye ek din chht se kudh jaayege hum.
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jayadha imosnal mat ho.
chhat se niche kudh kr perasut ke jariye hi niche aaugE.

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CHANDNI CHAND SE HOTI H SITARO SE NAHI........................

CHANDNI CHAND SE HOTI H SITARO SE NAHI.
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MAHOBBT EK SE HOTI HAI HAJARO SE NAHI.
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SAMJH GAYE YA OR SAMJHAU

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God : my 1 minute is ur 100 years........................

God : my 1 minute is ur 100 years.....
Man : great !
God : my 1 rupee is ur 1 crore....
Man : ok..pls give me 1 rupee
God : pls wait 1 minute.

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Que. Ye pYaR Kb hOtA hAi....................

Que. Ye pYaR Kb hOtA hAi

AnS . Jb RaHu keTu Aur shAni ki DashA khAraB ho aUr maNgal ApkA kamJor ho
AuR BhaGwaN maZe lEne ke MuD mE ho

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Malkin:- kya tumne friz saaf ker di?............................

Malkin:- kya tumne friz saaf ker di?
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Nokerani:-haan memsahab,
Icecream to bahut savad thi.

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Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai?,..........................

Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai?
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Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai.
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Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.

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Aisi ko si cheez hai.........................

Aisi ko si cheez hai
jinke paas hoti hai wo use hila ke kaam chalate hai
aur
jiske paas nahi hoti wo
Ungli daal kar kaam chalate hai...
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Dirty Mind
it is Toothbrush...

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Master ji:- tumhare dimag me gobar bhara hai kya?........................

Master ji:- tumhare dimag me gobar bhara hai kya?
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Raju:-master ji, mere dimag me gobar hota to khaad bhi jarur hoti, tub kya mera dimag upjayu na hota?

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Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai?........................

Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai?
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Banta:-mai shri devi or kapil dev ko manta hu.

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The most heart touching thought......................

The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”
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Kyun ki doobne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!

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Dear guys..........................

Dear guys,

A girl is like a doll. You can dress her,
undress her, play her & use her but remember,
a REAL MAN doesn't play with dolls

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Gf ne apni jins utari or bf se boli.........................

Gf ne apni jins utari or bf se boli:Mujhe Ladki hone ka ahsas karao.
Bf ne bhi apni jins utari or gf se bola




jao dono jins dhokar lao.

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Dimag jiska ICE..........................

Dimag jiska ICE,
Jivan uska NICE,
Dil jiska PURE,
Saflta mile SURE,
Najar jiski CLEAR,
Vo bane sabka DEAR,
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Jaise ki aap.
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Nahi.......
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Mai.

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Raat ko chupke se aati hai nind.......................

Raat ko chupke se aati hai nind,
kuch khusiyo k sapne lati hai nind,
kehti hai sapno k aagosh me kho jao,
bhul ke saare gum chupke se sa jao...
Good night....!!!

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Ek pagal ek dusre ganje pagal ke...............................

Ek pagal ek dusre ganje pagal ke sar pe lipstic laga raha tha.....
Ganja-mere sar par lipstic kyon laga rahe ho?
Pagal-pagal main tere sar ka mind-makeup kar raha hoon......

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Boy and girl of 2nd standard class asked teacher..........................

Boy and girl of 2nd standard class asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”

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KISI LADKI KO CHEDO..........................

KISI LADKI KO CHEDO
USKA HATH PAKRO
AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO..............
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TUM PEHLE IMTIHAAN ME PAAS HO GAYI HO....

MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE THI..........

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Height of Gawarpan.....................

Height of Gawarpan...
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Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho"...
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Girl : "nahi mai bachpan se gori hun"...

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kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,...........................

kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,
kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,
kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,
kissing a girl on her lips is love,,
but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend.....
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG

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Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye,...............................

Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye,

Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye..

Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki ki

Wo raddi bechkar hi ameer ho gaye...

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very hurtful movement for today generation.........................

very hurtful movement for today generation....
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Network error
try again later

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Classical Insult..........................

Classical Insult..
Ek Ladka Scooty Par Ja Raha Tha..
Scooty Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Ladkiya Khadi Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"
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Ladka Ruka Or Bola:
"Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga" .
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"Cake To Khana Hi Padega"

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Doctor pagal se: tum pagal q huay?.......................

Doctor pagal se: tum pagal q huay?
Pagal: main ne ek bewa se shadi ki
Uski
Jawan beti se
Meray bap
Ne
Shaadi ki..
Mera
Baap mera
Damaad ban gya
Yoon meri wo
Beti
Meri
Maa ban gaee
Un k ghar beti hui to wo meri behen hui
Magar
Main uski Naani ka
Shohar tha
Isliye
Wo meri
Nawasi
B hui
Isi tarah mera
Beta
Apni Daadi ka
Bhai
Ban gya
Aur
Main apnay Betay ka
Bhanja...
Doctor: uth Kutty dea putra tu menu v pagal karenga...
ranjeet frm bhandar plz like

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VACANCY - Job offer :) Railway Me Job Hai......................

VACANCY -
Job offer :)
Railway Me Job Hai
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. Karni hai?
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Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
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Job Details:- . Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite
Kharab Ho Gai Hai
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna
Hai.....:) :p
Note: any intrested plz submit u r
resume in comment box

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Nil ronger sopner majhe sobuj duti pata......................

Nil ronger sopner majhe sobuj duti pata,
tobuo hajar virer majhe ektu nirobota.
Ujjol ei jibon pothe tumi valo theko,
jani basto tumi,tobuo ektu mone rekho...

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Aap hame bhul jao hame koy gum nahi....................

Aap hame bhul jao hame koy gum nahi
Aap hame bhul jao hame koy gum nahi
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jis din humne apko bhula diya
jis din humne apko bhula diya
us din samj lena
iss duniya me hum nah

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Boy: BUS aur LARKI......................

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati
hai.
Girl: RIKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate
hain.

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Larrka: larrkia pepsi ki.............................

Larrka:
larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti hy.
Larrki jl kar boli:
Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy tokhatam ho jaty h.

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VALENTINES SPCL Three guys proposed a Girl........................

VALENTINES SPCL Three guys proposed a Girl
First Guy : I can die for you.
Girl : Everyone says that.
Second Guy : I can bring you a star from the sky.
Girl: Old dialogue.
Third Guy : I can give you my Facebook password, switch off my BBM and deactivate my Whatsapp
Girl (tears in eyes) : Paagal ... Itnapyar karta hai mere se

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PATNI; ShRm"Nhi AaTi............................

PATNI;
ShRm"Nhi AaTi
2Sri LADY Ko
Ghurr Rhe Ho
Ab"TuM
ShaDi ShuDa Ho
PATI;
ARe"AiSa KaHa
LiKHa"H
Ki UpWaS HoTOKhaNe Ka
MeNu Nhi PaDHa
Jata

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Smart Father.......................

Smart Father ;-) -
Beta - Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar
bike hi leni hai...
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Baap - Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya
350cc ki bulet,
picha tune 100cc
ki scooty ka hi karna hai....

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Ek ladke ne ldki ko i luv bola.........................

Ek ladke ne ldki ko i luv bola.
ldki ne inkaar kr diya
ldka 30 dino tk ldki ke ghar ke bahar khda rha
31 ve din ladki aakr boli,"i love u.
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ladka bola,"chl hatt teri padosan set ho gyi.

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chalo apko mobile pe film dikhate.....................

chalo apko mobile pe film dikhate
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start
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ye he kora kagaz rajesh khana ki super hit film The End.
Maza Aaya Film Dekhne Me.

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ladka - apne pita se pitaji aap humein school kisliye bhejte hain......................

ladka - apne pita se pitaji aap humein school kisliye bhejte hain.
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pitaji - ek achha insaan banane ke liye.
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ladka - par sir to humein murga banate hain.

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Pdhai karo fail hone se mt daro ...,..................

Pdhai karo fail hone se mt daro
...,
line maro..sendal khane se mt daro,,..
Har ek ko prpose karo..,inkar se na daro...
Q k GEETA me likha hai..
'krm karo, fal ki chinta mt karo.

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FEVICOL GAME................................

FEVICOL GAME:
select one-
dekhte h aap kiski photo apne seene me fevicol se chipkana chahte h.....
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
0
rply must.
1-papa/mom
2-meri
3-frnd
4-bro/sis
5-lover
6-God
7-girl frend.
8-salman
9- x bf/gf
0-hus/wife

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Bap- agar tu fir exam me fail ho....................

Bap- agar tu fir exam me fail ho gya to mujhe papa mat bolna.
Exam k bad
bap- how is ur result.
Beta- dimag ki aisi taisi mat kar BABULAL tune Bap hone ka hak kho diya

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Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)........................

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)
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Ho..B.Tech friendly,
Degree ke rakshak,
Main bhi hu 12th pass!
...
Assignment se,
Submission se,Kyuuuuun,
Tu kaate mujhe,
Kyun daante mujhe,
iss tarah
hohoohooo
hoooo,
Lecture mein sabak
sikhaye,
Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe,
Koi sawaal puchu toh tu,
Internals ki dhamaki
sunaye,
Tera Darr, Tere notes,
Tere marks,
Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!!
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!!

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What is tension?............................

What is tension?......
1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
aap use hospital le gaye....
Doctor bola :-
'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'..
Lo ho gayi tension...
Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
Aur tension!....
Police aayi aur
Saala aurr tension!..
Aapne Thank god kaha aur baharaa
gaye....
Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacchehe wo
kiske
REAL TENSION...

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Bnta to Snta.. Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus..........................

Bnta to Snta..
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick segane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
.
Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
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Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha.

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Tchr: Agr koi skul k smne Bomb Rkhta........................

Tchr: Agr koi skul k smne Bomb Rkhta h to kya karoge?
Stdnt: 1-2 ghnte dkhnge
Agr koi le jata hai to thik h
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Wrna Staff Room me rakh denga..

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2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.........................

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....
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Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai.
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Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham hai.

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Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle........................

Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

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..Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??......................

..Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??
.Bf: Nahi.
GF: Kyun
?...
........
........BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar ­ sota hu.

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Muj se ab ye 'JUDAI ka 'ZEHAR' pia......................

Muj se ab ye 'JUDAI ka 'ZEHAR' pia
nhi jata
'yaro'
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H0 Ske to
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Muje 2 glas
Anar Ka 'Juice' hi pila do
(',')/ or !
/] [ suno
.! !.
'Burf' mat dalwana..

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Choti-2 magar Moti batein....................

Choti-2 magar Moti batein:
1 bat zindagi mein hamesha yaad
rakhna
.
"Jab hawa chalti hai to pattay hilte
hain
aur
Jab nahi chalti to nahi hilte"
.
It's ok.
Thanx ki koi baat nahi mere sath
raho ge to General Knowledge mein
to izafa ho ga hi.

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Tchr: Agr koi skul k smne Bomb Rkhta..................

Tchr: Agr koi skul k smne Bomb Rkhta h to kya karoge?
Stdnt: 1-2 ghnte dkhnge
Agr koi le jata hai to thik h
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Wrna Staff Room me rakh denga..

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2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.........................

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....
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Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai.
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Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham hai.

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Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle......................

Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

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Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??.....................

..Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??
.Bf: Nahi.
GF: Kyun
?...
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........BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar ­ sota hu

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SANTA: Ye Buzurg Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hai.......................

SANTA: Ye Buzurg Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hai,
Choti-2 Bato Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hai.

BANTA: Kya Hua?

SANTA: Tune Suna Nahi,
"Mungfali Mein Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhre Nana Nahi.

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Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.....................

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.

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Santa - "sir ji.......................

Santa - "sir ji,
aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"
Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.."
Santa - "Oh sorry,
mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

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Dosto se problem share krna achha hota hai......................

Dosto se problem share krna
achha hota hai.
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"Isliye nhi ki wo use solve
krte hai Par .
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Sale aise-aise solutions dete h
ki hm problm hi bhul jate hai.

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Master: Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya...................

Master: Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du?
BOY: Woh Last seat ki ladki ne bhiNahi Kiya,
Hum Dono ko , Bathroom Me Band Kar do.

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3 Rishtey 3 waqt par hi pehchane jate..................

3 Rishtey 3 waqt par hi pehchane jate hB-)
1-Aulaad: Budhapey mein*nerd*
2-Dost: Musibat mein,>=) or
3-Girlfriend: Thand mein.

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Boy-friend Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Rat Ko.....................

Boy-friend Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Rat Ko Dinner Pe Le Jane Ka Program Banaya Aur Puchha.
Boy-friend: “Darling Are You FreeTonight?”
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Girl-friend Ne Bhadkte Hue JawabDia: “Haramkhor, Free Ke Bachhe,Aaj Se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?

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My girlfriend is like ....................

My girlfriend is like my iPhone.
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I don't have an iPhone.

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2 Larkiyon ko 20 Saal ki Saza mili...................

2 Larkiyon ko 20 Saal ki Saza mili....
Dono 1 hi Room mai 20 Saal guzarnay k bad
Jab Ghar janay lagii to....
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1 larki boli .....
chal thekk hai Baakii Baten Mobile per kartey hain.....

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Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya..........................

Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya.
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Preeto : Haram Khor To Main Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

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Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai..................

Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai
Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain,
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Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ?
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Santa:- SURAAKH.
HaHaHa.

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Pappu Nd Santa In A Football Stadium........................

Pappu Nd Santa In A Football Stadium..
Pappu - : Paji,
Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai?
Santa : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!!
Pappu - :"Lekin Paji,
Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai ,
Or Kitni Gol Krenge?"

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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya...............

Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.

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Karara Jawab....................

Karara Jawab:
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Balu - tere papa doctor hai,
aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai.
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Pinto- sharam ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya...

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An enGineering Student went & proposed a girl.........................

An enGineering Student went & proposed a
girl
Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?
Boy : I will do what ever u want, Ivl bring
stars from the sky, I vl jump from where ever u say, I vl
do anything for u.
... Girl : Can u complete ur Enggnrng without a
single back??
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.
.
Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna ...

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kissing a girl on her fore head is respect..........................

kissing a girl on her fore head is
respect,
.
.
kissing a girl on her cheek is
care,
.
.
kissing a girl on her eyes is care
& love,
.
.
kissing a girl on her lips is love,
.
.
but kissing a girl in front of her
boyfriend ???
.
.
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG
DABANGG ....

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Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi...........................

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

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Dhoka mila jab pyar main............................

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi..

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound.....................

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Aey mohabbat tere.......................

Aey mohabbat tere
anjam pe aaj rona aaya
Jaane kyun aaj tere naam
pe rona aaya,
Yu to har sham umeedo
main guzar jati thi
Aaj kuch baat hai jo
sham pe ronaa aya,
Kabhi takdeer ka matam
kabhi duniya ka gila
Jab ho zikar zamane main
muhabbat ka
Mujh ko apne pagal DIL-e-
nadan par rona aaya...

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Koi Wada Nahi Phir Bhi Tera........................

♥••• Koi Wada Nahi Phir Bhi Tera
Intezar Hain •••♥
.
♥••• Judai Ke Baad Bhi Tujhse Pyaar Hain
•••♥
.
♥••• Tere Chehre Ki Udasi De Rahi
Hai Gawahi •••♥
.
♥••• Mujhse Milne Ke Liye Tu Bhi
Bekarar Hain •••♥

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